I had a prophetic dream where I was Xander and I was making sweet love to my Spike when Angel walked in and saw us sucking each others dicks and adked if there was room for one more. So, Spike grew another Penis out of his stomach and Angel started to suck that because it was so bauetiful. Spike is so kind. He didnt mind being shared. He is a perfect husband and so yummy too...mmmm. nothing tasties than double spike penis. Who else wants some :D
when amir says "but in college i also had zero so it's like i'm consistent" I have the sudden urge to hug and comfort him... but actually I think I am getting that urge confused with the sudden desire to see Jake hug and comfort him.
you know,while hanging out with friends, it would insanely cool when theres one friend who doesnt get any of the gang's jokes.....and the person doesn't know that he/she is fun to be around just because he/she is a total noob.necessary noobness......
@TheHoneyWater Well i usually stop after an hour and a half cause i realise i have an essay for the next day and it's 10 o clock.... although i then continue studying in front of it
@TheHoneyWater it is truly impossible and nothing can be done. i have been watching for the last 4 hours straight and now i am in trouble because i was supposed to do something important but now i've forgotten what it was
by 10,030 girlfriends he must mean 1.0030 (.003 is the red ladybug that landed on his shoulder on one bad night in a bar, the've been talking ever since).
@bonalicious69 Try googling it before demanding that your right. I'm sure you will find some embarrassing results for you. I will bet you 20 internet points I'm right.
@bonalicious69 I have a great trick for people of your... skill set. Think of the symbol as eating the larger number. It wants a bigger meal so it always faces towards the larger number.
I don't want to, but as I have explained I wont stop unless I win, I think I've won, so I'll stop, unless you correct me. Thanks for watching my videos, I'm glad you enjoyed them, I've been doing them for about a year now, but my old channel is gone. Wait, no, it must be 3 years, dayumm, time flies.
@netocoot6 Not physically, but your need to insult me with the same insult repeatedly shows latent homosexual tendencies and an intimidation, most likely as a result of my superior intellect.
Wow, know you're definitelly doing that to piss me off. 3 is a number, not a letter and anyone who uses it as a letter should be line up againist a wall and shot multiple times with a low enough penetration weapon that it doesn't kill them on impact and they slowly bleed to death over the course of hours. Whilst bathing in salt.
@netocoot6 Thanks, one guy bombed the government building then went to an island were there was a camp for political interested kids, killed nearly 70 of them, killed 8 in the bombing. I live 15 minutes away from the island it happened on. People I know was involved in helping kids trying to swim away from the island when the massmureder went off like a loose canon. May they all rest in peace.
holy crap. ive watched too many of these. why, you ask?
i have had a rag on my head with the corner hanging down between my eyes and have been watching around it for about ten videos... im not taking it off!!!!!!
those glasses have a power.
yankolvich 17 hours ago
OMG help the top commenters!!!!
628Zelda 5 days ago 4
Jake looks like a fag with glasses
GuyThatLikesToHunt 1 week ago in playlist Jake and amir: rapping
TWIN CITY!!!
abrakajingleberries 1 week ago
@TheBuffylol
This should be used as an anti drug campaign lol
MrMasterGods 1 week ago
who crapped in sara's cornflakes?
GuyThatLikesToHunt 1 week ago 4
amir looks like jake gyllenhaal when he was young..
zonesid 1 week ago 2
Best love song EVER
XxNikeYb0yXx 1 week ago
@TheBuffylol da fuck?
FinalFantasyLover14 2 weeks ago
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I had a prophetic dream where I was Xander and I was making sweet love to my Spike when Angel walked in and saw us sucking each others dicks and adked if there was room for one more. So, Spike grew another Penis out of his stomach and Angel started to suck that because it was so bauetiful. Spike is so kind. He didnt mind being shared. He is a perfect husband and so yummy too...mmmm. nothing tasties than double spike penis. Who else wants some :D
TheBuffylol 2 weeks ago
Sheesh y'all,twin city popula-
where are your glasses??
FinalFantasyLover14 3 weeks ago 3
who else thot that jake was going to start acting like amir once he put the glasses on
FabioCorleone17 3 weeks ago
oh sheesh y'all.
Flyspit187 3 weeks ago
@cyclonerampage
@mogisreave
-3= less than 3 dumbasses!
Aznwarlord7 3 weeks ago
what did "thehoneywater" say cuz i cant find his comment?
tolimo01 3 weeks ago
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@tolimo01 "Can someone please tell me how to stop once you've started watching jake and amir?"
chrishay3 3 weeks ago
amir had <3 girlfriends. see what he did there?
cyclonerampage 4 weeks ago 7
@cyclonerampage <3=more then 3........
mogisreave 3 weeks ago
@mogisreave sorry xD I failed
cyclonerampage 3 weeks ago
@mogisreave No, more than three would be >3
PolyphonicPress 3 weeks ago
i have similar glasses :)
Jaydey09 4 weeks ago
spectacles
Slipdax 1 month ago
HILARIOUS
Enjoy2Ride250 1 month ago
Twin city ! Popula... Where are your glasses ?!
(specs)
theuploaderis 1 month ago 3
TTTWWWWIIIIINNNZZZZEEESSS!!!! lol
TheAlphaCam 1 month ago
Does anyone know the name of these glasses.. ?!
I really like them.. :3 <3
BrutalNightmares 1 month ago
@BrutalNightmares I thought they looked like Ray Ban Wayfarer glasses
Try googling them!
100mynameissuper 1 month ago
i feel ur pain amir T_T
LOLHICRONO 1 month ago
0:28-0:29 amir is not at the desk and you can see the cheap camera they used to film jake :P
cheeeesenugget 1 month ago
oh sheesh ya'll
mizozoshadow3 1 month ago
I've had 10,030 girls since that XD
ThrillaSkill 1 month ago
I made a Jake and amir dedication lol so sick bro! :D
PrairieRockz 1 month ago
LMAO at the intro.
teggeta 1 month ago
i think amir less than threed his girlfreinds in highschool
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jackthomson01 1 month ago
0:56 to 1:07 awwwwww Amirrrr.....man I'm so filled with emotions right here
bimirl 1 month ago
when amir says "but in college i also had zero so it's like i'm consistent" I have the sudden urge to hug and comfort him... but actually I think I am getting that urge confused with the sudden desire to see Jake hug and comfort him.
bimirl 1 month ago
i have a term paper to write and i keep watching these >.<
xavier791 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater There is no cure. S'okay though, you'll make it through.
natsays9 1 month ago
the only cure for ''cantstopwatchingjakeandamir'' syndrome is DEATH!!!!!!
WayTooFunnyTV1 1 month ago
I am missing school thanks to Jake and Amir.
TeamPlasmaKingN 1 month ago
you know,while hanging out with friends, it would insanely cool when theres one friend who doesnt get any of the gang's jokes.....and the person doesn't know that he/she is fun to be around just because he/she is a total noob.necessary noobness......
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8:00 - start english essay
8:01 - watch 1 jake and amir video
11:24 - stop watching jake and amir, english essay @ 25 words
MrJumboshrimp13 1 month ago
best word to describe this videos: ENDLESS
tomasgonzales 1 month ago
v xD haha bullets
TotalyNotEpic 1 month ago
it's three am… I'm up in three hours. BUT I CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.
Joebycool 1 month ago
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R3ACTxMACHINE 2 months ago
Omg! These guy's are freakning brilliant! lol
averycoolname 2 months ago
@thehoneywater , its impossible
bieberbelieber19 2 months ago
This was my first Jake and Amir video ^J^
FutureiMacuser 2 months ago
Who else thinks Jake looks better than Amir in those glasses?
mha1john 2 months ago
Why is there a playlist called "makeup for glasses" on the left? O_o
kaljakoppa 2 months ago
Friikd*
XxGuITaRx012xX 2 months ago
@Frikd less than three is -3. Don't correct people unless you know what you're talking about
XxGuITaRx012xX 2 months ago
@Friikd Someone needs to go back to school. - 3 is greater than 3. Jesus, who doesn't know that?
SkylarkVII 2 months ago
twin city wait where are your glasses?!?!
anyanemoPLM 2 months ago
Sarah, come check this out!
Nope.
..fine whateva...
rubyruff94 3 months ago
Can someone please tell me how to stop once you've started watching jake and amir?
TheHoneyWater 3 months ago 325
@TheHoneyWater Move your mouse to the upper right corner of your screen. Press the left mouse button. Your welcome.
WouterNed 3 months ago
@TheHoneyWater That's a tough one. Oh, that's right! There isn't one. :p
Gamergirlsulaiman 3 months ago
@TheHoneyWater - Accidentally switch off your computer and accidentally crash YouTube.
FibonaziProductions 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater Well i usually stop after an hour and a half cause i realise i have an essay for the next day and it's 10 o clock.... although i then continue studying in front of it
MegaPanzers1 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater you my friend are looking for an answer that has yet to be found.
uchihaclan1177 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater F**k, I dunno. I'm trying to figure that out myself!
IAmSquirrel48 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater People will find a cure for aids and cancer before they find a way to stop watching Jake and Amir.
Platinum400 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater No...
TheThreeHeadedDragon 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater start watching hardly working :)
Doommage33 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater Well thats the problem... you don't...
BIGbangman4759 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater You don't.
SpoonsRLikForks 2 months ago
@TheHoneyWater bullets
Khan34T 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater
bleach to the eyes usually works for me...
aveyowyns 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater watch the rest.
britishbee292 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater you cant its impossible ive been watching for 8 weeks straght ........... help me
Funkyburg3r 1 month ago 76
@TheHoneyWater its impossible. i discovered this back in 08 and im still here watching the same rotation of videos
Versitility 1 month ago 53
@Versitility Video was released in 09?
gosengo124 2 weeks ago
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Versitility 2 weeks ago
@gosengo124 im saying i discovered that it is impossible to stop watching jake and amir since 08.. this wasn't their first video bro
Versitility 2 weeks ago
@TheHoneyWater When you've seen them all 3 times each, it becomes easier to stop.
fireflyeclipse 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater Suicide. It's an option I personally am too much of a pussy to choose but perhaps it's for you. Hope that helps mate.
thagrammarnazi 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater you can't
97Jazy 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater command/conrol+Q
jyo11223344 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater it is truly impossible and nothing can be done. i have been watching for the last 4 hours straight and now i am in trouble because i was supposed to do something important but now i've forgotten what it was
evanhasablog 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater Smosh bro!
2121gatorgirl 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater click the X at the top right
DannyBoiWaffles 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater This can be tricky but you have to watch Hardly Working :))
buddypokekid 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater look at the time and sleep...thats how i do it
electroman774 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater its not possible!!!
toy741life 1 month ago
@TheHoneyWater Open 9Gag in another tab.
creatura90 1 week ago
@TheHoneyWater Search on your computer and delete a file named "System32". You're welcome!
DrCrazyCake 4 days ago
by 10,030 girlfriends he must mean 1.0030 (.003 is the red ladybug that landed on his shoulder on one bad night in a bar, the've been talking ever since).
SSJEYMAN 3 months ago
Owned!!!!!
TheTugero 3 months ago
got damn there too many of these...I can't stop watching.
BrownSugaRush 3 months ago
The Glasses is the source of all Amir' powers
froggyman218 3 months ago
is it just me or is the sorce of Amir being the insane guy he is coming from his glasses
TotallyMADDtv 3 months ago
GG
777elicious 3 months ago
glassisimo's? the racist bastard
AlexTheSarcasticOne 3 months ago
Wow such bad quality lol
Trunk8 3 months ago
i never realised amir had hipster glasses. I googled this episode just for that and yep.....hipster glasses O_O
mrkiky 3 months ago
press the "CC" button and pick transcribe audio and then laugh
Houggiebear 3 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir 36
@Houggiebear you are a genius!
lpg21998 1 month ago in playlist Jake and Amir
This was the first Jake and Amir I ever watched. o___o
ZhouFantastic 3 months ago
Amir is hot. On or off. Just someone tell that fucker to shave. He looks older then he is and it makes me jittery.
PrairieRockz 4 months ago 3
I love amir so much
ninjaXkitty1234 4 months ago
amir is cuter with glasses not without
melloyello6789 4 months ago 2
he looks so weird without glasses. the weird thing is, i didnt notice them until now XD
brs121094 4 months ago
Coulda,sholuda,wouldst,FREAK!!!
Berabug1 4 months ago 2
i have to piss sooooo bad.... but jake and amir WONT LET ME GOOOOOOOO!!!!!! D:
azz75sl 4 months ago 4
I love how Jake likes to fuck with Amir for the hell of it XD
tombkreeper3 4 months ago
amir looks like he has a spray tan
billyfoefilly 5 months ago
LATFH
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hpatelob24 5 months ago
Amir had < 3 girlfriends in highschool =D i see what he did there!
JustFoSho7 5 months ago 87
@JustFoSho7 yeah i saw that too lol
100Lavender 5 months ago
@JustFoSho7 Fail...
<3 is the actual symbol for more than.
Go back and take math.
LolifiedByMe 4 months ago
@LolifiedByMe No, it's the symbol for less than.
Hoontae 4 months ago
@Hoontae Oh right sorry. I said that at 2 AM in the morning lol
LolifiedByMe 4 months ago
@LolifiedByMe You sir, have made a failburger. Enjoy!
JustFoSho7 1 month ago
@JustFoSho7 Served special for you.
LolifiedByMe 1 month ago
@JustFoSho7 less than three is actually > 3, those 24 people who thumbed you up cannot be very smart.
FriikD 2 months ago
@FriikD *facepalm*
ocarrace 2 months ago
@FriikD What you're doing is greater than 3. As in 4>3. 0<3
videohero1000 2 months ago
@videohero1000 no. your special. try again.
bonalicious69 2 months ago
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videohero1000 2 months ago
@bonalicious69 Try googling it before demanding that your right. I'm sure you will find some embarrassing results for you. I will bet you 20 internet points I'm right.
videohero1000 2 months ago
@bonalicious69 I have a great trick for people of your... skill set. Think of the symbol as eating the larger number. It wants a bigger meal so it always faces towards the larger number.
videohero1000 2 months ago
@FriikD Yet another failburger to the collection.
JustFoSho7 1 month ago
@JustFoSho7 I dont get it. Explain it please?
KrishLee58 1 month ago
@KrishLee58 Shouldn't you be in school?
Morrowind09 1 month ago
@Morrowind09 I'm in college Mr Smart-Ass *rolls eyes*. It's simple to not understand everything so like, stop being rude :/
KrishLee58 1 month ago
@JustFoSho7 NO! i dont get it...
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WGAFproductionz 5 months ago
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WGAFproductionz 5 months ago
Im wearing my glasses 8|
bloodygamer146 5 months ago
does anyone else think sarah is really very hot :)
eoghanomano 5 months ago
XD Amir's delivery at the end was perfect
MrProgrampro 5 months ago 5
Twin city, lol
lanceseidman 5 months ago
Sarahs a babe :P
Jimmythepianoman 5 months ago 3
The glasses have power.
2000turtwig 5 months ago
Trollin like a co-worker.
tombkreeper3 5 months ago
@netocoot6
I didn't get hack, I had over 300 videos I just removed the channel cause I was really immature in all of them and it sucked.
TheRealJoshObrien 5 months ago
@netocoot6
I don't want to, but as I have explained I wont stop unless I win, I think I've won, so I'll stop, unless you correct me. Thanks for watching my videos, I'm glad you enjoyed them, I've been doing them for about a year now, but my old channel is gone. Wait, no, it must be 3 years, dayumm, time flies.
TheRealJoshObrien 5 months ago
@netocoot6
Neither had I before that post, I simply felt that it would suit the argument.
TheRealJoshObrien 5 months ago
@netocoot6
I'm pretty tired of arguing myself, but truces are for WEAK PUSSY FAGGOTS. I win, then the argument ends, this is the flow of time.
TheRealJoshObrien 5 months ago
@netocoot6 Not physically, but your need to insult me with the same insult repeatedly shows latent homosexual tendencies and an intimidation, most likely as a result of my superior intellect.
TheRealJoshObrien 5 months ago
@netocoot6 hurtful :C
LilRiiiicoo 5 months ago
@netocoot6
W/ever you homophobe
TheRealJoshObrien 5 months ago
@netocoot6
Do you have something against gay people? Homophobe.
TheRealJoshObrien 5 months ago
@netocoot6
Welp, it doesnt matter. You are the idiot here, not me
TheRealJoshObrien 6 months ago
@netocoot6
Wow, know you're definitelly doing that to piss me off. 3 is a number, not a letter and anyone who uses it as a letter should be line up againist a wall and shot multiple times with a low enough penetration weapon that it doesn't kill them on impact and they slowly bleed to death over the course of hours. Whilst bathing in salt.
TheRealJoshObrien 6 months ago
@netocoot6
16-25 is not kids. Sad, but not kids. Also, use E's not 3's you leet speaking faggot.
TheRealJoshObrien 6 months ago
@netocoot6 Thanks, one guy bombed the government building then went to an island were there was a camp for political interested kids, killed nearly 70 of them, killed 8 in the bombing. I live 15 minutes away from the island it happened on. People I know was involved in helping kids trying to swim away from the island when the massmureder went off like a loose canon. May they all rest in peace.
MlssChanandlerBong 6 months ago
The Sarah thing is taken out of context. The previous video had Jake dissing her favorite book.
n3wtype 6 months ago
For once, Amir's intro wasn't that bad. Rest in peace to all the kids that was killed in Norway on friday.
MlssChanandlerBong 6 months ago 5
holy crap. ive watched too many of these. why, you ask?
i have had a rag on my head with the corner hanging down between my eyes and have been watching around it for about ten videos... im not taking it off!!!!!!
AtlasThePassivist 6 months ago
but in college i also had 0 so its like i'm consistent
patsfan41191 6 months ago
HHSHAAHAHHAAH.. let me replace my footsteps
collin28282 6 months ago
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This is my love song.
MoniqueSupreme92 6 months ago
H011@ for the twin cities! popula- where are your glasses?
screwdriver94 6 months ago 2
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Laurelindo 6 months ago
wow i would teach sarah a lesson
WonderfullySteezy 6 months ago
ugh SHUT UP KEITH STONE YOU ARENT SMOOTH OR CLEVER.
BeefBeard 6 months ago 104
@BeefBeard Amen, brother. Amen.
samober10 4 months ago
@BeefBeard smooth nor clever* says the grammar monster
ewizardable 3 months ago
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pinkguitargirl100 6 months ago
in the thumb nail i thought the guy was asian
TheJosephReport 6 months ago
HAHA amir went to college
WonderfullySteezy 6 months ago 6
Twin city! Popula...Hey where are your glasses?
dhvsheabdh 6 months ago
anyone else think amir is cuter with glasses?
melissaconfused 6 months ago 237
@melissaconfused Yep, I'd love to make him my prison buddy.
Twas a dreeeeeaaAAMm!!
Tritwop 5 months ago
@melissaconfused I DO!!!!!! :D
ninjaXkitty1234 4 months ago
@melissaconfused Hell yeah he's cuter with them ! :D
Gamergirlsulaiman 3 months ago
I want those glasses.
Riprulez32 6 months ago
"haa shish have you seen my specs?"
Weed :3
bigfanowarriors 6 months ago
@bigfanowarriors Lol! Come on guy! He says "Sheesh" not "Shish" lol.
CodesandKeys001 6 months ago
@CodesandKeys001 :D
bigfanowarriors 6 months ago
Sarah is such a bitch. I want those glasses Sooo bad but i cant find a place who has those prescriptioned!!!
TalaLalaLicious 6 months ago
twin city!
summerxoxolove1 6 months ago
I want those glasses...
NOawesomeWITHOUTme 6 months ago
With page rage you can.. GET THE FUCK OUT!
jetbunnyFX 6 months ago 4
Hey Shish Ya'll!
Siomonte 6 months ago 2