Capture The Rapture!!!

[EGGLOVER2010]

Thumbs up if u had to take ur fingers off the screen to close the ad :D

[candylov2922]

Lmao at the chipmunk! " Nobody likes roasted nuts!!"

[Urbz1623]

Do u  live in canada

[DragonBoy687]

All of the good people are in heaven now, the bad ones just stayed.

[thaBoooooogerMan]

Also.. Why no christan hater comments.. Imagine if arrogant athiest made rhis video

[thaBoooooogerMan]

I heard nothing of no rapture on teh nooze

[pmckeown40]

i dont know why i have come back to watch this again jory...

[wertests215]

I'll spend it playing minecraft so I can make a spare world in case ours ends.

[Spectrallink]

"Gotta throw God a bone..." rofl..

[LarryBogary]

your friend jonathan is a pretentious ass

[wierdman1991]

while i was watching this i got an add from google on the bottom of the screen about Jesus, that is weird lmao...

[AirsoftUrban]

I was playing airsoft when the rapture was going on

[kocejam]

i subscribed. please make more videos.

[sithmastur]

I played Red Dead Redemption

[jlbuckridge]

Chipmunk FTW!

[thegreatdude14]

i watched the hangover last night and is it just me or does he look like doug?

[motorxrules1]

lol

[carlosfcomen]

Lol Good Video

[TheWildSack]

I actually put my fingers onto the screen. :)

[rhiannaisbeast]

@TheWildSack ME TOO

[hardtackjack]

I spent Rapture grilling tri-tip steaks on the BBQ and watching the San Jose Sharks game! Good times.

[livingmyteenagedream]

anybody ever told you that you're a sexy BEAST dang i love you :)

[dilsmodz]

i was thinking, maybe the world did end, but it ended so fast that we survived. think about that for a minute.

[NoobLper]

I HOPE I STILL GET TO JOIN YOU FOR YOU CHOOSE I LOSE :P

[ellelaing123]

i dont get it. what was supposed to happen on 21st may?

[My360Tutorials]

why did you say 'forum'? God damnit, why the fuck is RWJ everywhere?

[Jory]

@My360Tutorials awww I'm just playin...

[My360Tutorials]

@Jory haha, I was too :p just messin' with ya!

[Balarick]

@Jory exploring western ma while i still can.

[ProductionsByEvan]

Even chipmunks don't like roasted nuts.... 

[fanbid]

what you talkin bout willis ther aint no rapture goin own

[indigoelli]

Sorry, I got too frisky...

[mtdewguy123]

I spent the after rapture drinking alot of ginger ale.

[leechthecar]

anybody else think he looks exactly like matt stone from when he had all of his hair?

[jinzo251]

We all know that's it isn't ginger ale ;)

[fuunguus]

I slept through the rapture :D

[Decker22]

Y U NO GO TO HEAVEN?!

[Jory]

@Decker22 I did my child...

[Haloplayer20]

@Jory that's a perfect example of the importance of commas. :)

[psion0027]

YYAAAAAYYAY!!!

[BaconObsesser12]

I would also like to say that I love the video and am excited that gtfo my deck and u choose i lose will be coming back i loved thoose

[BaconObsesser12]

Riley sent me haaaaabbbbbiiiisssskkkkyyyy!!!­!!!

[jeremyshaw]

XD haha! Very cute, Jory. This was pretty funny and I love how you made it seem like you felt the pinch and all. Your jokes and opinions abouts the rapture were hilarious! And I'm so glad to hear that you'll be bringing back "GTFO My Deck" and "You Choose, I loose"! I loved those eps! The chipmunk was pretty cute, too. Though I wonder why he didn't choose the nut? HAAAAAAAAA BISKYYYYYYYYY!!!!

[JaxonFilmFest]

Do straight DJs at a tittie bar consider their jobs heaven on earth?

[1536mbComedy]

The guy who tried to predict the rapture for Saturday failed, he also tried to predict September 6, 1994 as the rapture, and as you know we are all still here; both attempts failed

[99jeep1]

I must have gone to Hell... nope Im just at work

[yuginar]

fuck i mist it :( now i will be the only human alive on the world :(

[geoffreyfreak]

love the chipmunk

[2152cliff]

GTFO!!!

[cal920c]

The chipmunk is HA BISKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alanm4072]

hmm so on the day of the rapture, Iceland volcano erupted wierd lol, im still alive i think

[nontypicalguy]

GTFO my deck is returning - Its a sign of the 2nd coming of Caron!

[faylinameir]

I went and bought some gourmet fresh roasted coffee and brewed myself up a cup and stayed up awaiting my moment of fire and brimstone... oh well it was still a damn good cup of coffee! =D

[TECHN0QUEENiE]

Oh, haha. Clever. & Smart little animal!

[alexander0125]

The world ends everyday for someone

[TheCrazybatty]

I too have been drinking ginger ale a lot for the past few days ah ginger ale is so refreshing:)

[appleinfl]

But which would the chipmunk choose between roasted nuts and fried junk?

[crimsondragon20]

I'm thirsty for ginger ale now....

[timoglor]

I want to see "Tool time with Jory." My name might bee Tim, but who needs alliteration.

[cutebubbie82]

that chipmunk is soooo cute! the way he poked his little head out of his hole was priceless! don't worry, you're cute too Jory!

[stacyviacomsuckss]

,lol

[SweetNightmareHikari]

I spent the 'rapture' at Six Flags riding the New Texas Giant, then my after rapture recovering from a day wandering around six flags.

[WocketSpice]

Likee if you didn't put your fingers on the screen!

[zeebra71]

waut I think this is my fault I played this game about the end of the world when I did a new game the world went weird so I think I can save us all if I beat the game

[zeebra71]

See you guys in hell

[Ygdrasel]

Fun fact: The RAPTURE was predicted for May. The actual END OF THE WORLD is predicted (by the same guy) as October 21st.

[monsterq6]

I lawl'd at the Chipmunk thing.

[bg048]

Finally gtfo my deck without shorty!!!

[Evan42881]

@bg048 That's mean he's just a kid fuck off.

[XimmortelleXkittenX]

chipmunk thing.... amazing

[harrypmgs]

end of the world partyy

[achemachew]

The only ginger ale I drink is Canada Dry! It's the only ginger ale that's worth it!

[Evan42881]

@achemachew SHWEPPS RULES

[achemachew]

@Evan42881 SHEPPS IS GENERIC FOR CANADA DRY

[Evan42881]

@achemachew oh... i don't drink much gingerale, i'm into non carbonated liquids

[achemachew]

@Evan42881 That's cool bro.

[bungholjio]

ok so after you posted his video kansas had 3-4 tornados where i live :p

[timetable25]

My friend licked the screen of his computer...

[shadower1928]

I have a touch screen computer

[AZNFlipy12]

@shadower1928 stole my comment from the skittles one...

[shadower1928]

@AZNFlipy12 it's funny cause I actually have a touch screen laptop

[AZNFlipy12]

@shadower1928 beh prove it

[wildchild3418]

I FLUCKING LOVE GTFO MY DECK!!! thank god the world didn't end, because then there would'nt be anymore GTFO MY DECK!

[kkrabs01]

silly chipmunk!

[KiraBlackstar1]

i was at a parck kicking some older people's asses at volleyball and didnt notice till 8

[DragonoftheEastblu]

Ya it was a beautiful day where i'm at too! I was actually mowing my lawn on the 21st and i was thinking "This is how i'm spending the last day of my life?"

[ateaparrot]

no body likes roasted nuts!

[GermanNightmare1976]

Yay! Good video. :)

[thewhalle]

i was playin fallout 3 while the rapture was goin on kind of ironic

[Bastardoom]

@thewhalle i was looking for empty vaults on google

[policepoo1]

@thewhalle oh yea Well i was watching Jory while it was happining.. rofl

[MakingTheDummy]

@thewhalle Would have been funnier had it been Bioshock, though, wouldn't it?

[bubbleboom1]

@thewhalle I was playing bioshock

[timmis5]

fuck yeah. gtfo a microwave!

[DutchTallJacker]

Am I the only one who kept their fingers on the screen the whole time?



[EliteHunter02]

@DutchTallJacker Yes...

[kingpiccolo101]

i was playing call of duty

[kingpiccolo101]

yah squirl 

[kingpiccolo101]

yay gtfomydeck

[thevillas12]

i was masturbating to lesbian porn for "the last time".... it was pretty awesome though

[MidGroundInertia]

I saw Ok Go Live for free, then I saw Inception with awesome people.

It was awesome

[thehumangoing]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SebastianMaker7]

Wait, did he just call us forum?

[RainbowSkyRoss]

"Gotta throw God a bone every once in a while."

Lol to the z XL

[josho2007]

Jory Caron, do you like roasted nuts?

[michaelmita]

I acutally had a great Day.

For starters, i had some coffe, watched some Episodes Supernatural and Royal Pains.

Then I went on a date with one of my ex-gf and played some Minecraft afterwards.

Oh and in between had some conversations with overseas companies.

Sounds like a good day to me ;)

[donjoran]

Damn! that was Clever

[cori182]

I went to a benefit concert for the Japan Relief. My "last meal" was supposed to be Mac and Cheese but I chose Thai food instead. I picked up my cousin from the airport and read part of my book. All while waiting for the fire and brimstone... guess that didn't work out.... Oh well at least I got some music and thai food out of it.

[OmegaRKB]

The Rapture was a little behind schedule, it did come, but it came while everybody was asleep. everybody is now dead, trust me, the afterlife just happens to be exactly the same as life. everybody is definitley dead and Raptured.

[DJBranden]

The rapture is currently undergoing maintenence

[xeemo]

I've been wondering this for a while. Is that beer? Or is that apple juice, as I think you said in one of your videos. My guess is beer.

[blucatt1k]

@xeemo it's ginger ale.

[xeemo]

@blucatt1k ah, yes. that's what we're led to believe anyway. that could just be his way of hiding it. maybe he doesn't want to set a bad example... i mean, does ginger ale have froth like that?

then again i'm probably wrong.

[TheNews1990]

Dude it was sunny here too until about 9 but I believed I was in hell at 10 because I went to go see the new pirates movie, not only did it sucked but I saw actual pirates there I saw jack sparrow going in and 4 of his mates going out.

[zigoralis]

Damnit! I couldn't pinch you because I had to exit out of a freaking ad!

[Dustyturtles]

@zigoralis Me too! Shit!

[ludtke337]

Orange is for Tards

[Weirdfilms33]

GTFO MY DECK! WOOO

[nhaisma]

That chipmunk just earned you a like sir.... Well Played.... well played indeed....

[BamsBiggerestFan]

aw, i got caught in the pinching of Jory. lol. but those 2 circle were perfect sized for my fingers. :P

[owapoet]

FORMAL!!!



[buttercupisevil]

At 6pm me and my friend stood on the beach with our arms out screaming JUDGEMENT!!!!! Best day ever.

[ultralugia]

@buttercupisevil 0_o

[xophe420]

You're all welcome, for saving the world.

[RiderSTG]

if it really happens then Kyu Kyu Sentai GoGo V must defeat god with max victory robo b-version in order to save the world 

[omegahunter9]

What? Who thought the rapture was going to be today? That is simply pure ignorance on their part... all well at least I get some amusement out of it =3

[kiwali]

lol true canadian  maple leafes and canoe

[hinkeyman]

Oh man, the chipmunk had me laughing for a while. That's hilarious.

[benroch]

Epic ending

[Hill568]

I was stoned all day.

[Leafs580]

now my screen has two finger prints on them, now i need to find my screen cleaner :( thanks Jory.

[Davek1013]

oh well, we always have Dec 21 2012 to look forward to

[gordogreat74]

@Davek1013 I think they defunked that 1 already...I could be wrong though...

[BenJamesWillms]

like this if you were too lazy and put your mouse on the "place fingers here"

[TheRenken]

SO MUCH LIKE

[dantathedevil]

i worked during the rapture what i lovely day to die lol

[shoyrufox]

Chipmunks don't like roasted nuts!

[DCgabe12]

Yea more gtfo my deck

[kkwkelsi98]

LIKED & FAVORITED YAY YAY YAY!

[TheDevastater1]

cocky now you wouldnt dare make this video before it was suppose to happen though would you "just sayin, i didnt believe it either"

[WeaselWJ]

@TheDevastater1 Very few people actually believed it was true.

[pogobat]

Super psyched for GTFO my deck.

[WeaselWJ]

@pogobat HEY DAN!

[gunnarolla]

*pinch*

[critic2o5]

I'm not gonna lie, I kept my fingers there the whole time.

[janetlc69]

OMFG that was the CUTEST THING EVER! (the chipmunk with the cracker!)

[shadowgilgamesh]

the funny thing is the guy was right, but when God found out you were gonna do more GTFO my deck he delayed the rapture :D

[BionicLightandShadow]

either heaven is just like regular life, or no one i know was taken

[AGirlNamedLydia]

In the bible it says that no one knows - aside from God - when it will happen. At least, until it does happen. There won't be a warning, I don't think.

[kazooga1234]

i am glad i dont put my fingers on the screan because i wouldnt want to pinch you and this is a ha bisky upload love your vlogs/vids

[firemonkey4me]

Reading my zombie survival guide

And learning how to make them pets -nod-

[superapple4ever]

Nothing Happen...

[pashosha44]

Damn, I was hoping to get frisky.

[ZeroC0ol1989]

I can't wait for GTFO my deck =D

[ZeroC0ol1989]

I spend my rapture day sleeping playing videogames with my friend

And my after rapture is going on right now its about 4:22am here the day after rapture day~

I'm watching funny rapture videos and zipping on some icetea ^_^

[ATADSP]

We still have 7 hours until the day is over world wide so don't get too exited lol

I'm living life

[shitfuckershit]

i always thought the rapture would be a day in the forever lasting summer evening of an autistic man

[pvicks10696]

i didn't eat since 1:00pm yesterday until 7:00pm today and i am still alive

[misskitty48]

Omg, chipmunk! Cute~! ;w;

[twilightbonekeeper]

YES!

this just made my day!

[afropie4]

i spent it like every day.raining boredom with a side of impending doom.

[greenninja757]

The only Rapture i know is in the Atlantic ocean.

[mypureimagination]

Pinch Jory over and over! press 2 :) Matrix?

[mypureimagination]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband, cuz they be rapturig everybody out here!

[coldfire0007]

it doesnt work like that. u'll only get raptured if you start off naked with your cloths on the ground

[poopertan]

there was a tornado near where i was

[MiserablerHurensohn]

I was eating my favorite pizza, you know, just in case it was my last pizza ever. Now I'll get hammered.

[TheElectricBen]

I haven't seen any raptors all day.