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  • I was circled multiple times by a shark at Tallows Beach (don't know if anyone knows where it is) But yah, holy shieettt, was that a creepy experience. That beach is shark-infested.

  • ahh shit thank god its not that big. either way you've got balls

  • No way was this at san onofre?

  • Nooooo way

  • It would've swallowed me because i drink pineapple juice

  • Man that gave me shivers

  • I got to pee

  • It got spooked real quick.

  • at that point you just gotta wish the shark away and hope it just ate

  • Wooooow! The surfer is fu**ing CRAZY, and lucky too!

  • i just shit on myself watching this.

  • lost for words,GET OUT

  • Great Whites get a bad press, I swear most of them are stoners.

  • Eat thew shark before it eats you

  • shit, i can run the same of jesus on water LOL

  • what happened at the end? it looked like it was scared off or something

  • I wonder if sharks like the smell of feces, because if that was me, that's the next thing that would have been in the water...

  • NOPE NOPE NOPE

  • Fuk yer

    

  • fuck that haha

  • A friend of mine is a professional triathlete in SoCal. She told me how she and this guy here were paddleboarding and saw a shark. This guy wants to go back in and get his camera. She, in her brilliance said 'screw that' and bolted. This guy's lucky, and has a set of brass balls that I can only envy!!! The footage made it on the news out here.

  • Did anyone get a strange shiver in their throat while watching this?

  • Who has the film of the shark eating him?

  • i would have shit my pants !!!

    

  • Omg it's huge!!!!

  • Wavejet you ass outta there!!!!!

  • Great vid.

    Why are there is 8 dislikes ???

  • Dude you have balls like a Rhino .. With balls that bog that shark is lucky he got away without being sodomized lol

  • I would freak the fuck out

  • wasn't it a kayak? and did you use a shark shield? it seemed pretty spooked at the end

  • you didnt even budge, holy shit....fuck that........that takes some serious balls

  • i like how i surf at san o twice a week and still havent seen a shark =)

  • @romio231 But they have seen you !

  • holy fuck

  • Juvenile white shark. This was at San Onofre State Wildlife Park. They can be seen all the time.

  • Woah... That dude is like... A shark or something

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  • How does he float on the surfboard with such massive balls weighing him down??

  • @tavlova hahaha, no shit! lol,,,that is funnny!

  • hes lucky it didnt pull him into the water it would of been r.i.p if so

  • Ummm yeah, no thanks LOL. We tease sharks, we deserve to get bitten and eaten.

  • San Onofre?

  • Where was that?

  • He's on a paddle board not a surf board.

  • gtfo of the dude wtf

  • I know what helps to not get attacked by sharks!!!!! You have to lick my butthole...

  • I would scare the shit out of me wtf!!!!!

  • He's in a canoe you see his paddle

  • but theres no surf...?

  • @gin5sey paddle board not surf board...

  • @dawgpost90 troll, but its probably not really a surfer then... video is amazing anyway.

  • @gin5sey troll? im confused... I'm just saying its a paddle board...so yeah he isn't surfing in the video

  • thanks to those sound i have to go take a leak :P

    You got balls of steel though!

  • balls of steel

  • I would have crapped my friggin bikini!!!

  • @tommymonsternz not a paddle board either.. i think is a surf ski.

  • beautiful yet deadly =(

  • I'm still waiting for the video that doesn't have a happy ending.

  • Balls or Stupidity?

  • @XxMW2sNiP3rxX Balls. The difference between balls and stupidity is whether you put anyone else besides yourself in danger. It was just him, therefore I stick with my choice of "Balls."

  • how does the board support the weight of his giant balls??

  • dude ill give you the props you deserve and agree with fishmaster408 you really earned your man card

  • Be glad he didn't attack dude. if he did then u'd be dead right now and no one will hear u.

  • because theres no legs or arms in the water which looks like a seal lucky for this guy it wasnt a big one

  • is it a bad thing if u got a boner watching this!!!!1

  • ...Like a BOSS.

  • WELL FUCK ME...

  • Dam natur yu iz .....

  • balls of steel

  • Yeah doubt he was surfing, cause nothing to surf, plus murky water. You surf in murky water you're asking to get attacked, pure and simple.

  • that dude is just asking to get his legs popped off. but I give you credit, I'll never ever do that shit while surfing.

  • that's no surfer, where is the surf? it's only about 2 inches high!

  • harpoon?

  • GET OUT OF THE WOOTAH!!!

  • Fuck. That.

  • hes not surfing, hes on a paddleboard and no part of his body is in the water besides to film a bit underwater. he may as well be in a kayak or canoe, either way the sharks not gonna bother you. now actually being a surfer in that situation would be effin scary because half your body is always in the water all the time. totally different experience and exposure between the two

  • Dam i was scared jus watching!!!!great video

  • I would have shit a little.

  • @multibelle22 panicking is the worst thing to do in that situation, sharks have tiny pores on top of their mouths that allow them to sense fear, panic and other things. If he were to the panic the shark might have attacked him. as crazy as it sounds the best thing to do is to remain calm, keep on eye on it and slowly make your way to shore. crazy what us surfers go through sometimes lol. not that ive encountered a great white, just threshers

  • u got to be fucking mental that shit would have made me poo my self

  • i wanna put a hook in the bastard

  • @MattJamesFishing666 id love to put a hook in you man!!

  • hahahhahaa fuck that!

  • this is video is amazing, perfect example of how elegant sharks are.

  • its safe to say your fucked in the head have fun see you on the news

  • 1 a.m. in the backwoods of Kentucky. Happy to be landlocked? You bet I am. This guy's got some nads.

  • Buddy, I hope you have an outboard motor on that thing.

  • eletronic equipmente make sharks curious.... i wouldn't have put the camera in there.... by the way,did you have a shark repelent?

  • You've got to love the part when he hits the water with a paddle and says "boom"... and the shark swims off in terror...

  • I would have shit my own island

  • My lips hurt from pressing my knuckles into them. Jaysus.

  • this surfer is like the honey badger

  • great...the sound of the water is making me need to pee

  • yeah... have you seen how far he is from land! I don't believe thrashing his paddle in the water would be the best idea at the moment, maybe not to jump start its get in feeding frenzy mode I guess. What the F was he doing all the way out there. that look like a kayak and not a surfer.

  • i was all like ohhh a shark and then i saw this dude is riding a SUP and i was like wow how gay is that

  • part 1:06 is when I offically start shiting myself

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  • how come we can hear the water on the camera, but not him saying "oh shit oh shit oh shit" cause i bet he was

  • at 1:35 I actually jumped and the guy filming didn't, I couldn't have remained calm.

  • I think it's great that you kept your cool. If you would have paniced it could have been worst

  • kayaker not surfer

  • No waves nor wind. What kinda surfing was it? Btw, you need to get to shore when this happens.

  • Dude that is insane....I would be unable to speak. You couldn't pay me to surf

  • I like this. It prooves that great white sharks aren't as aggressive as we think.

  • and u think ur head is straight?

  • scaryist fuckn thing ever i stay the fuck outta the sea

  • im sorry about your mate but when all is said an done he was in the ocean, im presuming he knew that great whites lived there. the shark didnt come on land an kill him your mate was in the sharks domain. you cant blame the shark for doing what comes naturally. oh yeah and theres far more evolution in a shark by the way, if you know anything about history you will know that homosapien's are about 10,000 years old whereas sharks are about 300 million years old theres far more evolution in them.

  • The only problem with having shark whistle stations off the coastlines of major surfing cities would be the effects on OTHER fish and this possibly changing their migratory patterns. Sigh, "Nature always finds a way," is a quote from the book Jurrasic Park that lingers in my mind when. Nearly every culture believes we as a human population have the DOMINION over all other species on this planet.... why dont you? I surf year round and am sick of the shark threat and we can find a solution.

  • @MajesticAndRestless your idea of a "shark whiste" has been tried in south africa only with ultrasonic sounds. it works close up to the shark to deter them but not on a larger scale. i say just let them be. we treat the ocean as a playground when in fact it is the sea creatures domain, IT IS THERE HOME, we know they are there so we accept the risk when we go in there simple as chief. to be honest i have no interest in your race or religion, there are idiots in every culture!!!!

  • @MajesticAndRestless More people are killed by tea cosies each year than sharks.

  • My PEACEFUL solution to this shark problem is this... a SHARK WHISTLE. Like a dog whistle, this would detour the sharks away from land masses where the major population sites converge on a regular basis, You could have Shark Whistle stations offshore one mile of major cities. WITHOUT killing the sharks. But considering I'm poor - middle class and not a mad scientist... I can't create and market this shark whistle.

  • Look Crisp PEE. The ideology I'm trying to spur is this.... what would happen if the oceans were done away with sharks that have been known to attack humans throughout the years such as Great whites, tigers, and bull sharks. So the killer whale population increases? Dolphins increase? Tunas increase in population size? Some fecal matter from these evil predators doesnt enter into our ocean on a biological level. The answer is.. WE ALL DONT KNOW! BUT PEOPLE ARE DYING AND BEING INJURED.

  • I'm the uneducated one? You spelled been as "bee".... Ok, so "enlightened one"... tell me... what would happen if somehow, a Great White Shark plague was created and they all died off?

    Now, as for me being a "Philistine"? I study not only Christianity, but Islam, and the works of Buddha. Sounds like you discriminate against these people considering you called me out as one and I'm not. You call great whites "the most amazing creatures"? What about mankind? What about dogs?

  • wow that's crazy

  • That is crazy!!! :D

  • I think i just shit myself :(

  • finally a shark video with actually some fucken sharks in it

  • you stare at him and he stares at you and thats when the attack comes , not from the front but from the side , and the other 2 raptors eeeh sharks you didnt even know where there xD

  • sounds like me on the toilet

  • ummm and why are these things on the endangered species list? so lets say they are whiped off the map... so a few more Orcas or Killer Whales get more food? Whats wrong with that? I'll never understand why we cant take big sharkies outta der!!!

  • @MajesticAndRestless because they are by far and away the most amazing creatures in the planet. you my friend are an uneducated philistine. personally i think its people like you who should be wiped,(note correct spelling of wiped) off the map. your talking about a creature which has bee around for millions of years before the dinosaurs. you cant even begin toimagine how much evolution has gone into this perfect survival machine.

  • @crispee1978 Also, you are telling me, "you don't know how much evolution has gone into these perfect survival machine"? It should be said as machines.... but none the less... how much evolution went into creating humans? The ABSOLUTE killing machines? how much evolution went into creating Hitler, Saddam Hussein, or Mao of China? These people were killing machines and WE AS A WORLD ERADICATED THEM RIGHTFULLY! I say this because I new the guy who was killed be a GREAT WHITE at Solana Beach'08

  • NICE!!!!!

  • sorry i disliked because sharks just.... scare meee!!!!!!!! i hate sharks.... im not trying to effend anyone who likes sharks but... i dislike sharks

  • @Lgymnastics12 Why are you watching a video about sharks then? O.o

  • awesome, gave me chills, I saw my first shark last year in Turks, yes, wt my pants but I was already wet, hahaha they are beautiful.

  • Balls... He has them.

  • thats fucking lose bro

  • this guy earned his man card

  • I'd be like...OMG OMG OMG get me the fuck out of here!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!!

  • San O., California...filmed by Chuck Patterson. He's nuts but is a great waterman.

  • if that thing was anywhere near me i'd be freaking the freak out!! lol

  • I recognize that place. You are just north of San Diego.

  • How does that thing float with such massive balls!!

  • that is awesome. balls of steel.

  • it wasnt circleing.. it was just orbiting his giant balls!!

  • Why is he sitting around filming the effing thing? Why isn't he getting out of there?!

  • @MultiBelle22

    At first it would be a good idea to get the fuck out from the water but sharks are attracted to splashes so i think this was a wise decicion

  • @MultiBelle22

    because movement and violent panic is what labels your ass prey to those sharks the calmer you are the better you stay off the menu for the day

  • california?

  • Rather you than me on a paddle board with that thing cruising around, bro...

  • @INDIANGURU69 praise islam THE FLAG OF MY MOSQUE WILL FLY PROUDLY OVER CANBERRA

  • OH my God.....the quality of that camera! Amazing!

    Nice video though,incredible close up

  • new pants please

  • Dude has steel balls,, thats a white for sure.

  • That water sounds well scary init!

  • @Spindle78 ITS FAKE MAN

  • The gutsiest videos on Youtube ever!!! Well done for your keeping cool.

  • i'd be getting the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo out of there.

  • holy fuuuuck

  • Fuck you. You're nuts. Awesome video.

  • .........Fuck that

  • OMG did u see how mellow it was until the end when it flicks its tail and shoots off like Sea Biscuit!!!! spine tingling

  • its like your worst nightmare

  • OMG! I don't know if your brave or stupid staying out there. Either way I'm glad he didn't eat you, and I'm glad you got this footage because is super cool!

  • ummmm..... and you were "smart" enough to actually STAY there!!!!?? please i would have paddled back sa fast adn no offense to any shark lovers out there but if that thing would have came near me and tried to attack i would have tried to puch him in the eyes....... and then swim away xD

  • fake

  • @88UTUBENAZI88 how is it fake u dick

  • @MrSpideradam fake douchefag epic fake

  • @88UTUBENAZI88 tell me how it is photo shop movie maker what cmon tell me KID

  • @MrSpideradam fake shark....it wouldnt travel into an estery of that size...if it was a smaller shark...maybe....FAIL FAKE

  • @88UTUBENAZI88 whats an "estery" douchebag? THERES SOMEONE HIDING IN THE BATHROOM!

  • @wiltedpolyp ALLAH HUAGKBAR...THE FLAG OF ISLAM WILL RISE OVER NEW YORK AND FRANCE

  • @88UTUBENAZI88 youve been to allah huag bar too? isnt it just THE BEST GAY BAR in abu dhabi? "88utubenazi88"..rings a bell. werent you the one giving out free b.j's in the washroom?

  • @wiltedpolyp lmfao

  • @88UTUBENAZI88 thanks for giving me your side of it but have you seen the sharks on u tube man this is not fake are u into sharks much as in study or just from videos?

  • @MrSpideradam yeah i dive with shark all the time....grey nurse....never a a great white......it may be real....but the water is not that merky...and it seems to come out of no where the only time i have had a shark approach me from darkness ..it was a port jackson and it came at speed from a depth of about 40 feet...then turned away...the shark shield prob scared it off

  • @88UTUBENAZI88 yeah i get you but this guy is out in the mist of no where (like he is not just sitting 2 mins from the and or a boat. if this is fake its bloddy good look at the air bubbles the water moving the way it swims i do not think it is fake its just a freaky thing a shark see that he is no food and is scared so swims away can u post your swims at all as i would like to see what you mean

  • @88UTUBENAZI88 this one did not come out of no where look at the big dark thing swimming a few meters all the way to look at this guy to see hmm do i bite him oh wait no im just as scared of him as he is me arh he moved swims away

  • @88UTUBENAZI88 like how he moves away a lil u can tell but this big fucker keeps comming

  • @MrSpideradam he has no fear...he showing interest in the oars for sure.....he gets real close at