Cracked is like Family Guy: unoriginal and overrated. Just a bunch of immature idiots sharing their love for dick jokes. I know the Crackheads (Cracked fans) are going to get on my case but I don't give a shit. Fuck Cracked.
P.S. the columnists are a bunch of egotistical dorks.
The article was "The 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names". Not "worst". And "Moxie Cimefighter" IS bizarre. The article also didn't say it was "Child abuse". What a crybaby over nothing. Of all people, I would think Penn would have a sense of humor.
My parents did the same with me but with a twist. My given first name is Lucifer. My younger brother has the given name of Zeus. My mother gave the same reasons you stated. we are unique people with unique names.
"Apparently, Jillette's wife had no middle name, and their theory was that you never use the middle name anyway so why not have some fun with it. This does not explain the "Moxie" part."
You effin' crybaby. You say "Hey, rape games are okay, don't punish crimes of thought!", and expect everyone to be okay with that, but whooo watch out, don't make fun of your kid's name!
The website didn't say that him naming his child Moxie was child abuse...it said "Apparently, Jillette's wife had no middle name, and their theory was that you never use the middle name anyway so why not have some fun with it. This does not explain the "Moxie" part." That is it. so Penn just sounds like a moron for ranting about a post he obviously didn't read.
Moxie was the name of a carbonated beverage. Dave...isn't there a Dave's rootbeer? coincidence?
Anyway, I don't recall anyone calling it child abuse...sticking someone with their deadbeat dads name? that's child abuse. I think all children should be allowed to change their name at 18 to escape asshole parents who stick them with one or both of their names.
And moxie is a sweet name...not sweet like apple (see the cracked list), sweet like SWEET!
Is it child abuse? No. Is Penn an opinionated idiot? Probably. Will his daughter be made fun of because she has a goofy name? Yes. Is this what makes Penn an opinionated idiot? No, what makes him one is that he spends too much time sucking his own dick to realize that he is not the only person with a brain.
penn they are censoring your cussing now, youre not even doing these videos any more and they just now are censoring you..... FUCK YOU CRACKLE AND FUCK YOU DAVE
I don't mind doing an unusual name like Nevaeh, Niamh, or something that hasn't been heard in a while, but I'm not ever naming my kids Orangejello, Abcde or Chlamydia. Or my personal favorite, a friend of mine is named Atomic Ho. That's just asking for trouble.
yeah, i just looked up the article, it wasnt "worst celebrity child names" it was "The 20 Most Bizzare Celebrity Baby Names" Moxie did come in at number 3, but there was no reference to child abuse like Penn talks about, they simply remarked that it was bizzare, they weren't insulting it, they were just saying that it was interesting
The website 'Cracked' is what eventually became of the sub-par 'Mad Magazine' clone of the same name. Despite being a derivative of the magazine, the site does not (or at least 'did not, when I visited it') contain any notable magazine staples ('Sylvester P. Smythe', 'Spies vs. Saboteurs', 'Cracked Shut-Ups', et al).
Penn, I had a dream last night that you were showing me how to do a magic trick. It was a Pool trick where you knocked all the balls in very easily. Ha. Makes no sense. I know.
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My name is David and I have 3 middle names.
If you want to make your childs name unique give them more middle names. Thats it. lol I really don't understand his point. Hes probably just making fun of the name David because hes an atheist. And as we know David is a bible name.
@Metalitron12 Um, wrong. He's making fun of the name because IT'S THE LAMEST, MOST GENERIC FUCKING NAME EVER (with the exception of Steve). Name someone Dave or Steve, and you've doomed them to a life without that certain brand of uniqueness. I personally would name my kid Djembe before I named him steve.
So I dont know why I'm just noticing this now but some times Penn sounds exactly like Jeff Garlin. Its nearly a perfect match. Penn doesnt always sound like that I guess but this video really shows it.
My name wasn't popular when I was born but has since become quite common so I adopted the alias "Alastair" so people could say my name and not have three other people answer.
Moxie is a cute name, though. I'd name my daughter Moxie if I had a daughter.
First Of all He's Trying to tell you to be origanal not to copy everyone so if you have a daughter some day name her Like Shiaria Or Something If you know what i mean.
Obviously. I didn't say I will, I said I would. As in, I like the name enough to name my own daughter Moxie. Get off your high horse and read comments before posting idiocy.
Yes. Idiocy. You made yourself look like an idiot on the internet. Replying to a post that was two weeks old, no less. You misread it, I call you it, then you laugh, further making you look like an ass.
Could you use proper grammar? It's difficult to understand what you type.
Hahaha, My best friend Dave wrote that article like a year ago, Penn Jilette has had a grudge against him ever since.
He even twitters about him. I love Dave haha, he showed me this and I can't stop laughing. If I saw Penn Jilette, I'd go up to him and punch him in the balls for yelling at my friend.
That's cool and all but black people take it too far. I went to school with a girl named Latrina. As in Latrine-Ah. As in Shitbox-Ah. Then there's Shaniqua and Lemonjello.....
I know what you mean, I've always gone by middle name "nicole". There were never any other "nicoles" in my class at school, or so i thought. when i was a senior, i was editor of the yr.book and i had to type in all of the full names for the drape/tux photos. the only 2 middle names for girls were "nicole" or "lee". fucking pathetic, was everyone in 1986 too stupid or too lazy to think up a good name for their kids?
moxie crimefighter is kind of retarded, but it's better than Dontavius or Orangelo, or Shalunda or some nonsense. at least 'moxie' and 'crimefighter' or actual words.
I wholeheartedly concur. My mother gave me my first name, John, and I hate it for exactly that reason. I go by my middle name, Daniel, which is still common, but I can deal because it's the name of a family member I'm extremely proud of and whom I try to honor. I'm planning to have my name legally changed simply because of the commonality and lack of meaning and thought that went into it.
She'll almost certainly go by "crimefighter" when she gets older. I sure as hell would. (Then again, it would make sense, because I'm ACTUALLY a crimefighter) LOL
I agree with him. My name is very unusual, and I absolutely hated it as a kid, but now...I love it. I get so many compliments on it, and I know that if I walk into a room, and someone yells my name, I know they are talking to me. Thanks mom and dad!
he had a good point at first, then just went off into angry stupid land. but thats okay, he tried to be funny. his rehearsed stuff is hilarious. Cracked is great, usually. fuck dave, yes. fuck penn. and especially, fuck moxie.
You know what would be funny? If she becomes a timid criminal. That would be what is called "poetic justice" which is also not a name to saddle a kid with, by the way. Although D'Poetic Justis would be real "unique"
Actually Moxie is fine. I can go there. I doubt many people would mind that. I just don't see how you could defend Crimefighter, though. That's the reason she'll make all these lists. there is a line somewhere. Moxie is individual, cute, cool...I get it. i even like it. Moxie Crimefighter is pretentious, arrogant and kinda stupid. It's the difference between being an individual and being an individual who is kinda and ass. Not the kid's fault.
... besides, who really knows what their child will be like in the end, anyway? The girl whose name means "shimmering sea" could become a back-ally crackwhore.
Because of this, I wouldn't really consider the name Moxie for a child. It's unique, yeah. However, the nature of the word is not individual. It applies to a rather general personality trait, rather than lending itself to a unique history from forefather to forefather, culture to culture.
It is very contemporary, he's right. It applies specifically to American culture, so in that I see individuality.
I say it comes down to preference. I like searching for an existing link to my ancestry.
This is kind of a (I suppose overly so) complicated topic.
If you trace the origins of lots of names, they come from words similar to Moxie in nature.
However, most names have a quality that differentiate themselves from normal words, which is that they were made to identify people or places as individual entities. "Ericsson" - literally, the son of Eric, whoever the fuck Eric is. At one point it meant more, because everyone knew, "oh hey, that's Eric's kid".
Moxie is cute. If you'd made the first name crimefighter, that might get her teased in school. I named my daughter Marley (after Bob) before everyone else started doing it. My name is pretty rare, too. My sisters are Lindsay and Leslie. Mom wanted to give us androgynous names.
I think it's awesome that you gave your daughter the middle name Crimefighter because it's so unique and no one would expect it. And Moxie is just a cute name too.
My parents named me Quincy, and I love my name very much because you don't hear it pretty much at all. I've met only a handful of female Quincy's in my life.
I don't agree with the name Moxie Crimefighter, but I can agree that people need to get a little more original with what they name their kids. At least he didn't name her Ashley. God, that name needs to be banned it's so fucking overused.
I bet most of the posters here are simply pissed because they got saddled with parents that lack the IQ of a carrot and had to settle for a name like William or David Smith III, because every child had to be named the same due to a lack of brain stem potential.
They're an oral tradition, d-bag. A human institution going back millennia. Without passing things down through generations, we wouldn't have science, or philosophy, or literature, or technology. There'd be no internetz for you to bitch rant on. Btw, I'm named for my dead grandfather, jerk.
If I meet one more socker mom who thought it would be cutesy to play with the English language and go out on a limb in the spelling of carly, kylie kayla or any of the thousand other horribly popular names right now, I'm going to blow somebodies head off with a verbose dose of halitosis laced obscenities.
In the meantime, "All you Dave's go fuck yourselves." ROFL
oh, fuck off, penn. you, along with other thick-headed celebrities, don't have to carry around those burdens you call names -- your kids do. imagine your daughter later landing a job interview and having to reveal that atrocious middle name of hers. or even Rob Morrow's daughter, Tu Morrow, forever burdened with a bad water cooler joke of a name.
don't be surprised if your kid, along with many others, are camped outside of city hall on their18th birthday ready to correct the mistakes you made.
Penn - I've hated you ever since you talked over the credits of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and you keep giving me fresh reasons. Why can't you be more like your magic partner and shut the fuck up? Or, switch who does the talking. He can't possibly be worse than you.
Haha, what's everybodys problem. Moxie sounds just fine. And Penn's got a point. Also, he can name his kid whatever he wants, just like all of us can. Oh, and my name's Dave, and I agree with Penn.
My Name is Aaron not only is my name common it comes in like three or four different variations. Names like mine Dave and others are references to a person who also had that name that did something memorable. After that people just started giving there kids that exact name or an alteration of it and hundreds of years later it's just another name you give someone. And that's okay, cause a name is just a name. Your actions define who you are. Normal name awesome person not the other way around.
I'm pretty sure that if you had a name like "Flukie Noxleflox" you'd probably just end up getting made fun of by a kid called Dave and all his other far less "unique and beautiful" friends.
If you had named a child "Shit Sandstorm", all of your arguments would still be valid. I guarantee that very few, if any, kids are named "Shit Sandstorm" and your kid will know that people are talking to them. You don't need to justify the naming of your child to the internet. That's not your job. Your job is to say,"You name all seven of your kids Dave. Good for you. Meanwhile, at the cool kids table, we're going to have our cool unconventional names."
did penn name his daughter moxie crimefighter because he was scared the bitch would grow up with zero personality, thus the unique moniker would be the only separating factor from a monotone existence?
There's 6+ billion of us assholes on the planet, and so the only way to individualize ourselves is to all have unique names. Penn would probably be happier to throw a dart at a dictionary than to think of a real name. Sorry, Penn, that your idea for a name that you thought was "cool" and "quirky" and "unique" was seen for what it really is. Fucking stupid.
A has been "magician" with a pony tail claiming that naming his daughter Moxie will increase her self esteem. The drugs this guy has done and the self importance he has for himself is seriously messing with his rogaine infused head.
There's nothing wrong with the name Moxie. I think if you had named your daughter like Moxie Elizabeth Jillette, you wouldn't have made the list. I think they made more of an issue w/ CrimeFighter. But honestly, who gives a fuck? I would much rather have the name Moxie CrimeFighter than some of the other bullshit celebrity names out there (but maybe that's because I already have an unusual name).
Moxxie is an unusual name but I would have gone with something like Kaylub, Lance, Parmon, Sora, Kari (Kar-E), Josiah, Jodah, Tobin, Tobias. And frankly Moxxie is a fun name compared to what JD from the band KoRn named his kids. He named 2 of his kids "Pirate" and "Zepplin". So to Moxxie is a fun name compared to those 2. They are going to get their asses kicked more then the little fat kid a.k.a Me.
Cracked is like Family Guy: unoriginal and overrated. Just a bunch of immature idiots sharing their love for dick jokes. I know the Crackheads (Cracked fans) are going to get on my case but I don't give a shit. Fuck Cracked.
P.S. the columnists are a bunch of egotistical dorks.
Myusernameisodd 1 month ago
my name is bleau (blue)
Bleau98 1 month ago
these are the daves i know -kith
DrunkenNuts 1 month ago
The article was "The 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names". Not "worst". And "Moxie Cimefighter" IS bizarre. The article also didn't say it was "Child abuse". What a crybaby over nothing. Of all people, I would think Penn would have a sense of humor.
darthwinst 2 months ago
YEAH! Fuck all you Dave assholes
lvanhorn2 6 months ago
I think Penn should have named his daughter Dave.
wingnutofcoolness 7 months ago 2
I agree with Penn and so does my daughter Summer Dey. thanx Sean Camp
therugburnz 7 months ago
My parents did the same with me but with a twist. My given first name is Lucifer. My younger brother has the given name of Zeus. My mother gave the same reasons you stated. we are unique people with unique names.
BrotherLucifer 9 months ago
That's why we have last names Penn. "Dave Achminididijab, is that you???"
tomczap 10 months ago
I LOVE CRACKED
But I LOVE Moxie Crimefighter Jilette
"Apparently, Jillette's wife had no middle name, and their theory was that you never use the middle name anyway so why not have some fun with it. This does not explain the "Moxie" part."
digger316 10 months ago
I LOVE CRACKED
But I LOVE Moxie Crimefighter Jilette
digger316 10 months ago
lolumad?
trentshipp 11 months ago
Moxie Crimefighter is an awesome name. Fuck all you bland, pretentious, phony losers who think otherwise.
frinkmhey 1 year ago
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nsofast 1 year ago
how about john, I could not walk down the hall at school with out turning around a million fucking times
Ihawksstock 1 year ago
You effin' crybaby. You say "Hey, rape games are okay, don't punish crimes of thought!", and expect everyone to be okay with that, but whooo watch out, don't make fun of your kid's name!
moongoggles2000 1 year ago
go cracked!
and dave is a fine name
clownwithoutmakeup 1 year ago
The website didn't say that him naming his child Moxie was child abuse...it said "Apparently, Jillette's wife had no middle name, and their theory was that you never use the middle name anyway so why not have some fun with it. This does not explain the "Moxie" part." That is it. so Penn just sounds like a moron for ranting about a post he obviously didn't read.
missamelissa4 1 year ago
I could only watch 1:10 before I had to shut it off because my kids didn't even cry like that.
JuliaWears 1 year ago
Moxie was the name of a carbonated beverage. Dave...isn't there a Dave's rootbeer? coincidence?
Anyway, I don't recall anyone calling it child abuse...sticking someone with their deadbeat dads name? that's child abuse. I think all children should be allowed to change their name at 18 to escape asshole parents who stick them with one or both of their names.
And moxie is a sweet name...not sweet like apple (see the cracked list), sweet like SWEET!
alphakhazard 1 year ago
Is it child abuse? No. Is Penn an opinionated idiot? Probably. Will his daughter be made fun of because she has a goofy name? Yes. Is this what makes Penn an opinionated idiot? No, what makes him one is that he spends too much time sucking his own dick to realize that he is not the only person with a brain.
johnthefawn 1 year ago
I find it funny that Dave is the name of the guy who wrote the article on Cracked.com that started this.
Depandio 1 year ago
Cracked FTW!
SmooveO 1 year ago
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Kyvolt 1 year ago
Moxie? What the hell is wrong with that? That's a nice name. I would take that over Moon Unit.
offstride 1 year ago
@offstride I think the part that concerns people is crimefighter.
sbredflag 1 year ago
wow the meaning of child abuse has really changed since i last heard
Nixom1334 1 year ago
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Hey, my name is Dave you asshole! Not really but.........
TheOmegaeyes 1 year ago
That is a great name. fuck them.
karn33333 1 year ago
penn take that hat off as well as the glasses! you remind me alot of that asshole michael moore
HOLLYWOODBOY818 1 year ago
Penn Jillette... is the greatest motherfucker alive.
Hands down, 'nuff said.
BangPullTheTrigger 1 year ago 9
penn they are censoring your cussing now, youre not even doing these videos any more and they just now are censoring you..... FUCK YOU CRACKLE AND FUCK YOU DAVE
Zomgwtfbbq1228 1 year ago
My name is wolfgang, living in America I've only run into one other person with that name
arachnophile01 1 year ago
I love my name; Zacharias Iohanssen Waelkyrja III
ZachValkyrie 1 year ago
I don't mind doing an unusual name like Nevaeh, Niamh, or something that hasn't been heard in a while, but I'm not ever naming my kids Orangejello, Abcde or Chlamydia. Or my personal favorite, a friend of mine is named Atomic Ho. That's just asking for trouble.
JorgensZelda 1 year ago
My name is Sarah and as much as I am a "sarah" so are like 50 girls I grew up with.
selj84 1 year ago
Penn, you are amazing.
AYcheBAY 1 year ago
Penn, you are a rock star!
AYcheBAY 1 year ago
You know what an awesome name is?... Baruch =)
immagrint 1 year ago
Moxy is a fucking awesome name. My parents named me Dan and it's always burned my ass. I think I'm going to change it this week. Why not.
CatAtomic99 1 year ago
cracked is the funniest website EVER!
skiddlecrumms 1 year ago
yeah, i just looked up the article, it wasnt "worst celebrity child names" it was "The 20 Most Bizzare Celebrity Baby Names" Moxie did come in at number 3, but there was no reference to child abuse like Penn talks about, they simply remarked that it was bizzare, they weren't insulting it, they were just saying that it was interesting
deathguise999 1 year ago 2
I don't mind Moxie. But CrimeFighter? What are you? Retarded? Also, CRACKED
SaiyuriChan 1 year ago
All I know is the last thing this world needs is another poorly-spelled variant of Kaelie.
tomkcheng 1 year ago
Do you know how much people who have original names really hate their names?
ExtremePunDemonium 1 year ago
do you know how much your mom really hates you, seriously she tried to sell you to me in a bar a few years back
kenmabie 1 year ago
i like the name moxie ....but i aslo like sara
MizEmiryEmosBFF 2 years ago
The website 'Cracked' is what eventually became of the sub-par 'Mad Magazine' clone of the same name. Despite being a derivative of the magazine, the site does not (or at least 'did not, when I visited it') contain any notable magazine staples ('Sylvester P. Smythe', 'Spies vs. Saboteurs', 'Cracked Shut-Ups', et al).
JoeDeceiver 2 years ago
@JoeDeceiver the site is almost nothing like the magazine any more.
skiddlecrumms 1 year ago
Moxie = uncommon name
CrimeFighter = Insane
bjsparntz 2 years ago 2
I like Zolten. Sounds like the name of an evil gypsy or something.
DejectedPanda 2 years ago
Penn, I had a dream last night that you were showing me how to do a magic trick. It was a Pool trick where you knocked all the balls in very easily. Ha. Makes no sense. I know.
ebeatworld 2 years ago
Hello, my name is Steven, as is my father.
Theres a boy out there named Master Johnson. He has a sister named President Johnson. I really wonder what their middle names are. :P
But really, anythings better than Jacob, Joshua, Jesus, Yeshua or God.
tcadroas 2 years ago
I love you Penn... but my name is Dave :(
MooseWithFleas 2 years ago
me too
MarcusCOG101 1 year ago
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
SeamusOMalley 2 years ago
I would name my kid Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate before I'd name them Dave.
dLimboStick 2 years ago
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My name is David and I have 3 middle names.
If you want to make your childs name unique give them more middle names. Thats it. lol I really don't understand his point. Hes probably just making fun of the name David because hes an atheist. And as we know David is a bible name.
Metalitron12 2 years ago
yes that's why he makes fun of David spot on Mr. sharp their
wadethemage 2 years ago
@Metalitron12 Um, wrong. He's making fun of the name because IT'S THE LAMEST, MOST GENERIC FUCKING NAME EVER (with the exception of Steve). Name someone Dave or Steve, and you've doomed them to a life without that certain brand of uniqueness. I personally would name my kid Djembe before I named him steve.
randman83 2 years ago
hows about you kiss my irish ass. I do not give a fuck.
Metalitron12 2 years ago
why would i want to kiss you disgusting drunk shit covered potato leaking ass you fucking mic
kenmabie 1 year ago
I agree with this man!
LOLBastardMan 2 years ago
So I dont know why I'm just noticing this now but some times Penn sounds exactly like Jeff Garlin. Its nearly a perfect match. Penn doesnt always sound like that I guess but this video really shows it.
ShoesFlewOff 2 years ago
It's probably from all the cum in his throat, HEY-OHHHHH
DavidImboden 2 years ago
ZING! that was kinda random.
ShoesFlewOff 2 years ago
I love you
DavidImboden 2 years ago
Dont worry bro that feeling will pass soon enough, at least thats how it normally goes.............
ShoesFlewOff 2 years ago
How did this hobo get ahold of a video camera? Or a computer?
DavidImboden 2 years ago
Umm Do You Know Is This Is Retard He's A Millonare
MrCssPwnage 2 years ago
My name wasn't popular when I was born but has since become quite common so I adopted the alias "Alastair" so people could say my name and not have three other people answer.
Moxie is a cute name, though. I'd name my daughter Moxie if I had a daughter.
alastairguhn 2 years ago
First Of all He's Trying to tell you to be origanal not to copy everyone so if you have a daughter some day name her Like Shiaria Or Something If you know what i mean.
MrCssPwnage 2 years ago
Obviously. I didn't say I will, I said I would. As in, I like the name enough to name my own daughter Moxie. Get off your high horse and read comments before posting idiocy.
alastairguhn 2 years ago
Idiocy HAH! Nice Try Youtube Arguement In Progress!
MrCssPwnage 2 years ago
Yes. Idiocy. You made yourself look like an idiot on the internet. Replying to a post that was two weeks old, no less. You misread it, I call you it, then you laugh, further making you look like an ass.
Could you use proper grammar? It's difficult to understand what you type.
alastairguhn 2 years ago
Hahaha, My best friend Dave wrote that article like a year ago, Penn Jilette has had a grudge against him ever since.
He even twitters about him. I love Dave haha, he showed me this and I can't stop laughing. If I saw Penn Jilette, I'd go up to him and punch him in the balls for yelling at my friend.
MastaGee69 2 years ago 7
That's cool and all but black people take it too far. I went to school with a girl named Latrina. As in Latrine-Ah. As in Shitbox-Ah. Then there's Shaniqua and Lemonjello.....
benniquaid 2 years ago
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lol this guy is just trying to pretend like he didn't fuck up naming his kid moxie... hahahah wat an idiot.
what else do you think penn, the war on drugs is successful and the federal reserve is great!
i3u11et 2 years ago
You have obviously never familiarized yourself with Penn's views and beliefs.
rpm2004 2 years ago 2
Actually he has a bullshit where he talks about the failed war on drugs. Dumbass.
comptonbrotha 2 years ago
YEAH!
FUCK YOU DAVE!
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MultiNobody3 2 years ago
Cut off your kids nose so she's even more unique!
MurderSoul216 2 years ago
I know what you mean, I've always gone by middle name "nicole". There were never any other "nicoles" in my class at school, or so i thought. when i was a senior, i was editor of the yr.book and i had to type in all of the full names for the drape/tux photos. the only 2 middle names for girls were "nicole" or "lee". fucking pathetic, was everyone in 1986 too stupid or too lazy to think up a good name for their kids?
86COLE 2 years ago
Gotta say I hate the name Frank for that reason. Yes, that's my name haha. Good stuff, I completely agree.
1s0lation 2 years ago
moxie crimefighter is kind of retarded, but it's better than Dontavius or Orangelo, or Shalunda or some nonsense. at least 'moxie' and 'crimefighter' or actual words.
cmcnabb 2 years ago
i remember crack magazine,lol,yea it was a mad off shoot
ocolet1964 2 years ago
My parents named me David so fuck you.
demon515 2 years ago
they must have abused you ha ha ha ha ha
maltsandshakes06 2 years ago
PWND id tbagg u but idk where the fuck u are DAVE!!!
oh i meant that other dave next to u
largehashbrowns 2 years ago
I wholeheartedly concur. My mother gave me my first name, John, and I hate it for exactly that reason. I go by my middle name, Daniel, which is still common, but I can deal because it's the name of a family member I'm extremely proud of and whom I try to honor. I'm planning to have my name legally changed simply because of the commonality and lack of meaning and thought that went into it.
Amhrafaidh 2 years ago 3
amen, penn
TheForsakenProject 2 years ago
Fucking Dave. lol : )
ClanNecrolyte 2 years ago
I think Crime Fighter is the more weird name. It sounds cool but, I wouldn't tell the kids at school that.
jokamund 2 years ago
HEY...my name is Dave. :)
David16429 2 years ago 22
moxy crimefighter hahahah
jwka2001 2 years ago
She'll almost certainly go by "crimefighter" when she gets older. I sure as hell would. (Then again, it would make sense, because I'm ACTUALLY a crimefighter) LOL
libertarianjury 2 years ago
Oh and I love Crimefighter for a middle name. It's just awesome.
hugatree10 2 years ago
I agree with him. My name is very unusual, and I absolutely hated it as a kid, but now...I love it. I get so many compliments on it, and I know that if I walk into a room, and someone yells my name, I know they are talking to me. Thanks mom and dad!
hugatree10 2 years ago
he had a good point at first, then just went off into angry stupid land. but thats okay, he tried to be funny. his rehearsed stuff is hilarious. Cracked is great, usually. fuck dave, yes. fuck penn. and especially, fuck moxie.
DrSeed 2 years ago
get a haircut fa
ImrIyawesome 2 years ago
I like the name Davis Moxie, aounds good to me.
ErikkFriberg 2 years ago
haha i love it u kick ass Penn!!
retrogamer31181 2 years ago
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Pen i want to tell you that If i ever met you're fat mess in real life I would strangle the shit out of you
sn1pe352 2 years ago
You know what would be funny? If she becomes a timid criminal. That would be what is called "poetic justice" which is also not a name to saddle a kid with, by the way. Although D'Poetic Justis would be real "unique"
rrpostalagain 2 years ago
Actually Moxie is fine. I can go there. I doubt many people would mind that. I just don't see how you could defend Crimefighter, though. That's the reason she'll make all these lists. there is a line somewhere. Moxie is individual, cute, cool...I get it. i even like it. Moxie Crimefighter is pretentious, arrogant and kinda stupid. It's the difference between being an individual and being an individual who is kinda and ass. Not the kid's fault.
Also I bet there are more Moxies than Daves now.
rrpostalagain 2 years ago 3
lol now im gunna name my kids dave and moxy...
cmanisback021 2 years ago
I just counted...I know 17 Daves! GO PENN and MOXIE! Dogs usually have better names than people!
audiophile71 2 years ago
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Qballfph 2 years ago
HEY! I got friends named Dave. chill out.
Paul2022 2 years ago
1) he's a comedian so you should chill out.
2) everyone has friends named Dave, that was his point in the first place...
Spetz 2 years ago
You do realize that in this unoriginal world, there will now be 300 Moxies running around Vegas?
jbs2763 2 years ago
My name is Dave. :D
EMDW 2 years ago
Fuck you
WHYNOTTTTTTyeah 2 years ago
Fuck you
poopiedogonion 2 years ago
I would give my child an acceptable name, but one that's not quite common.
Maybe Demetri or something like that.
oddzilla1 2 years ago
... besides, who really knows what their child will be like in the end, anyway? The girl whose name means "shimmering sea" could become a back-ally crackwhore.
C0rvus 2 years ago
Because of this, I wouldn't really consider the name Moxie for a child. It's unique, yeah. However, the nature of the word is not individual. It applies to a rather general personality trait, rather than lending itself to a unique history from forefather to forefather, culture to culture.
It is very contemporary, he's right. It applies specifically to American culture, so in that I see individuality.
I say it comes down to preference. I like searching for an existing link to my ancestry.
C0rvus 2 years ago
This is kind of a (I suppose overly so) complicated topic.
If you trace the origins of lots of names, they come from words similar to Moxie in nature.
However, most names have a quality that differentiate themselves from normal words, which is that they were made to identify people or places as individual entities. "Ericsson" - literally, the son of Eric, whoever the fuck Eric is. At one point it meant more, because everyone knew, "oh hey, that's Eric's kid".
C0rvus 2 years ago
I like the name Moxie, crimefighter not so much, but Moxie is a great name.
xvcranevx 2 years ago
Why did you bleep out the f**king profanity?
dveeant 2 years ago
Moon Unit, anyone? :)
lnventlve 2 years ago
Moxie is slang for 'aggressive energy', 'skill', and 'the ability to face difficulty with spirit and courage'.
Now, PILOT INSPEKTOR, that's fucked up. Jason Goddamn Lee.
StormyLoveHypothesis 2 years ago
Moxie is cute. If you'd made the first name crimefighter, that might get her teased in school. I named my daughter Marley (after Bob) before everyone else started doing it. My name is pretty rare, too. My sisters are Lindsay and Leslie. Mom wanted to give us androgynous names.
meredithscott76 2 years ago
I think it's awesome that you gave your daughter the middle name Crimefighter because it's so unique and no one would expect it. And Moxie is just a cute name too.
My parents named me Quincy, and I love my name very much because you don't hear it pretty much at all. I've met only a handful of female Quincy's in my life.
kittenen 2 years ago
Ah fuck hes right...
My name if fucking David... and it really is my real name.
Why would I all of a sudden get this after watching this video..
I feel like such a piece of shit now.... lol
Metalitron12 2 years ago
I think Moxie is a great name and agree that generic name is boring, but I'm not as violently opposed to it.
litalearthquakes 2 years ago
I doubt he was either; it was (mostly) for comedic effect.
Skepdisc 2 years ago
I must be apart of the minority here that thinks Moxie is actually kind of a cute name. But Crimefighter... WTF?
FloydianC 2 years ago
I don't agree with the name Moxie Crimefighter, but I can agree that people need to get a little more original with what they name their kids. At least he didn't name her Ashley. God, that name needs to be banned it's so fucking overused.
xXDeadxOnxArrivalXx 2 years ago
Lmao, I want my son to be just a regular ol' piece of shit Dave.
ri0twh0r3 2 years ago
Wow this guy is a fucking idiot. Naming his daughter a stupid ridiculous name. And has the audacity when someone calls him out on it.
rcota91 2 years ago
Rofl.
The reason this is rated 4**** is because of all the Daves.
Capupatio 2 years ago
Well, thanks for that insight, D-list celebrity who's completely lost touch.
tylerb1085 2 years ago
Moxie... that sounds like a chemical cleaner. But in comparison to Crimefighter it's not even bad... really, Crimefighter? That's fucking retarded.
MotherFxkingCool 2 years ago 4
This, fellow youtubers, is a fine example of the trolling power of the internet.
Enjoy your shitty name, Moxie.
spacepirate725 2 years ago 5
I bet most of the posters here are simply pissed because they got saddled with parents that lack the IQ of a carrot and had to settle for a name like William or David Smith III, because every child had to be named the same due to a lack of brain stem potential.
Samsarai 2 years ago
They're an oral tradition, d-bag. A human institution going back millennia. Without passing things down through generations, we wouldn't have science, or philosophy, or literature, or technology. There'd be no internetz for you to bitch rant on. Btw, I'm named for my dead grandfather, jerk.
distantshores 2 years ago
If I meet one more socker mom who thought it would be cutesy to play with the English language and go out on a limb in the spelling of carly, kylie kayla or any of the thousand other horribly popular names right now, I'm going to blow somebodies head off with a verbose dose of halitosis laced obscenities.
In the meantime, "All you Dave's go fuck yourselves." ROFL
Samsarai 2 years ago
Ahhh, I remember when I respected Penn.
Wait, no I don't.
Never mind.
PandaKnight 2 years ago 5
^ This.
tylerb1085 2 years ago
If Penn was truly comfortable with what he named his daughter, he wouldn't have to make a rant about it.
ForkliftSupreme 2 years ago 5
oh, fuck off, penn. you, along with other thick-headed celebrities, don't have to carry around those burdens you call names -- your kids do. imagine your daughter later landing a job interview and having to reveal that atrocious middle name of hers. or even Rob Morrow's daughter, Tu Morrow, forever burdened with a bad water cooler joke of a name.
don't be surprised if your kid, along with many others, are camped outside of city hall on their18th birthday ready to correct the mistakes you made.
morethanaheartbeat 2 years ago 4
Rant all you want Penn, that name is stupid.
bigfog 2 years ago 3
Moxie is a great name for a child. Crimefighter however, is just ridiculous.
thumbsuckerjoe 2 years ago 7
Agreed. Crimefighter?!
sharkisland89 2 years ago 3
Isn't Moxi a type of acupuncture treatment? I used to think you were pretty smart Penn... what the fuck happened?
AcryllicWonder 2 years ago
Penn - I've hated you ever since you talked over the credits of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and you keep giving me fresh reasons. Why can't you be more like your magic partner and shut the fuck up? Or, switch who does the talking. He can't possibly be worse than you.
krakkinem 2 years ago 2
Haha, what's everybodys problem. Moxie sounds just fine. And Penn's got a point. Also, he can name his kid whatever he wants, just like all of us can. Oh, and my name's Dave, and I agree with Penn.
ParaSwarm 2 years ago
Mox? Moxie?
Sounds like someone's shitting out their mouth. Go Dave!
JoeAuriun 2 years ago
i think individuality has nothing to do with names. its what you do and the life you live that makes you who you are.
Jeffx007 2 years ago 5
My Name is Aaron not only is my name common it comes in like three or four different variations. Names like mine Dave and others are references to a person who also had that name that did something memorable. After that people just started giving there kids that exact name or an alteration of it and hundreds of years later it's just another name you give someone. And that's okay, cause a name is just a name. Your actions define who you are. Normal name awesome person not the other way around.
shadowhexogram 2 years ago 3
You wouldn't have been on the list if her middle name was not retarded.
Coribec 2 years ago 4
My name is Irvin. Haven't met anyone with that name yet.
Irvin700 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure that if you had a name like "Flukie Noxleflox" you'd probably just end up getting made fun of by a kid called Dave and all his other far less "unique and beautiful" friends.
tomrichugpeltho 2 years ago 3
convincing argument there penn
Darkphoenix588 2 years ago
Haha! What a funny man!
I think Moxie is a great name, but she will probably always wish deep down that her middle name was something besides CrimeFighter
citizen543 2 years ago
If you had named a child "Shit Sandstorm", all of your arguments would still be valid. I guarantee that very few, if any, kids are named "Shit Sandstorm" and your kid will know that people are talking to them. You don't need to justify the naming of your child to the internet. That's not your job. Your job is to say,"You name all seven of your kids Dave. Good for you. Meanwhile, at the cool kids table, we're going to have our cool unconventional names."
crazysculptor 2 years ago
did penn name his daughter moxie crimefighter because he was scared the bitch would grow up with zero personality, thus the unique moniker would be the only separating factor from a monotone existence?
nathanielKnemis 2 years ago
Man, Penn can dish it out, but he sure can't take it...
Sylocat 2 years ago 5
There's 6+ billion of us assholes on the planet, and so the only way to individualize ourselves is to all have unique names. Penn would probably be happier to throw a dart at a dictionary than to think of a real name. Sorry, Penn, that your idea for a name that you thought was "cool" and "quirky" and "unique" was seen for what it really is. Fucking stupid.
ForkliftSupreme 2 years ago
Ahh man. I thought Penn was cool, until now.
Moxie = crap tasting old school soda beverage
Crimefighter = an occupation or hobby = not a real name
Banjoslug 2 years ago
A has been "magician" with a pony tail claiming that naming his daughter Moxie will increase her self esteem. The drugs this guy has done and the self importance he has for himself is seriously messing with his rogaine infused head.
LoneStarPatriot 2 years ago
After watching this, I changed the name of my child to Asshit. Lets hear THAT in a crowded room! Fuck Moxie.
mrballistix 2 years ago
There's nothing wrong with the name Moxie. I think if you had named your daughter like Moxie Elizabeth Jillette, you wouldn't have made the list. I think they made more of an issue w/ CrimeFighter. But honestly, who gives a fuck? I would much rather have the name Moxie CrimeFighter than some of the other bullshit celebrity names out there (but maybe that's because I already have an unusual name).
Calikola 2 years ago
my names mickey... i still dont know it thats a good or bad name
munky6933 2 years ago
Mox, Mo, and Zee are great nicknames for Moxie. Wonderful name, unique versatile and interesting.
My name is David.... So fuck you Penn. I'm named after a badass who killed a giant and contrived to kill a guy in order to nail bathseeba.
David went from songsmith to king.
Having a traditional name can absolutely have a hardcore tradition behind it. Hell of a lot better than being Todd or Brent or Trevor or Troy.
Icharys 2 years ago
i no like four girls named sarah and a bunch of boys named david or dave!
its so annoying when ur tryin to talk to one of them and they all just happen to come to u at the same time!
i gess u could say that my name is somewhat uncommon and somewhat common. well my full first name is a little common and my nickname is gaby.
ive heard some with that name
Moxie is a awesome name!!!!!!! and so is penn son's name Zolten is awesome to!!! and so is penn and teller are awesome names!!!!!!!
later6 2 years ago
i think moxy is a cool ass name and like you say who gives a crap about a middle name
miffed123 2 years ago
Wow Penn is CRANKY in this video!! I have a somewhat uncommon name, which I didn't like as a kid but now I'm easy to find online! :)
sevenzark7 2 years ago
Moxxie is an unusual name but I would have gone with something like Kaylub, Lance, Parmon, Sora, Kari (Kar-E), Josiah, Jodah, Tobin, Tobias. And frankly Moxxie is a fun name compared to what JD from the band KoRn named his kids. He named 2 of his kids "Pirate" and "Zepplin". So to Moxxie is a fun name compared to those 2. They are going to get their asses kicked more then the little fat kid a.k.a Me.
IbanezJFS 2 years ago
When I was in grade school (1980s) I had three friends named "Andy" .
BloakinCloak 2 years ago