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  • Cracked is like Family Guy: unoriginal and overrated. Just a bunch of immature idiots sharing their love for dick jokes. I know the Crackheads (Cracked fans) are going to get on my case but I don't give a shit. Fuck Cracked.

    P.S. the columnists are a bunch of egotistical dorks.

  • my name is bleau (blue)

  • these are the daves i know -kith

  • The article was "The 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names". Not "worst". And "Moxie Cimefighter" IS bizarre. The article also didn't say it was "Child abuse". What a crybaby over nothing. Of all people, I would think Penn would have a sense of humor.

  • YEAH! Fuck all you Dave assholes

  • I think Penn should have named his daughter Dave.

  • I agree with Penn and so does my daughter Summer Dey. thanx Sean Camp

  • My parents did the same with me but with a twist. My given first name is Lucifer. My younger brother has the given name of Zeus. My mother gave the same reasons you stated. we are unique people with unique names.

  • That's why we have last names Penn. "Dave Achminididijab, is that you???"

  • I LOVE CRACKED

    But I LOVE Moxie Crimefighter Jilette

    "Apparently, Jillette's wife had no middle name, and their theory was that you never use the middle name anyway so why not have some fun with it. This does not explain the "Moxie" part."

  • I LOVE CRACKED

    But I LOVE Moxie Crimefighter Jilette

  • lolumad?

    

  • Moxie Crimefighter is an awesome name. Fuck all you bland, pretentious, phony losers who think otherwise.

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  • how about john, I could not walk down the hall at school with out turning around a million fucking times

  • You effin' crybaby. You say "Hey, rape games are okay, don't punish crimes of thought!", and expect everyone to be okay with that, but whooo watch out, don't make fun of your kid's name!

  • go cracked!

    and dave is a fine name

  • The website didn't say that him naming his child Moxie was child abuse...it said "Apparently, Jillette's wife had no middle name, and their theory was that you never use the middle name anyway so why not have some fun with it. This does not explain the "Moxie" part." That is it. so Penn just sounds like a moron for ranting about a post he obviously didn't read.

  • I could only watch 1:10 before I had to shut it off because my kids didn't even cry like that.

  • Moxie was the name of a carbonated beverage. Dave...isn't there a Dave's rootbeer? coincidence?

    Anyway, I don't recall anyone calling it child abuse...sticking someone with their deadbeat dads name? that's child abuse. I think all children should be allowed to change their name at 18 to escape asshole parents who stick them with one or both of their names.

    And moxie is a sweet name...not sweet like apple (see the cracked list), sweet like SWEET!

  • Is it child abuse? No. Is Penn an opinionated idiot? Probably. Will his daughter be made fun of because she has a goofy name? Yes. Is this what makes Penn an opinionated idiot? No, what makes him one is that he spends too much time sucking his own dick to realize that he is not the only person with a brain.

  • I find it funny that Dave is the name of the guy who wrote the article on Cracked.com that started this.

  • Cracked FTW!

  • hemad

  • Moxie? What the hell is wrong with that? That's a nice name. I would take that over Moon Unit.

  • @offstride I think the part that concerns people is crimefighter. 

  • wow the meaning of child abuse has really changed since i last heard

  • That is a great name. fuck them. 

  • penn take that hat off as well as the glasses! you remind me alot of that asshole michael moore

  • Penn Jillette... is the greatest motherfucker alive.

    Hands down, 'nuff said.

  • penn they are censoring your cussing now, youre not even doing these videos any more and they just now are censoring you..... FUCK YOU CRACKLE AND FUCK YOU DAVE

  • My name is wolfgang, living in America I've only run into one other person with that name

  • I love my name; Zacharias Iohanssen Waelkyrja III

  • I don't mind doing an unusual name like Nevaeh, Niamh, or something that hasn't been heard in a while, but I'm not ever naming my kids Orangejello, Abcde or Chlamydia. Or my personal favorite, a friend of mine is named Atomic Ho. That's just asking for trouble.

  • My name is Sarah and as much as I am a "sarah" so are like 50 girls I grew up with.

  • Penn, you are amazing.

  • Penn, you are a rock star!

  • You know what an awesome name is?... Baruch =)

  • Moxy is a fucking awesome name. My parents named me Dan and it's always burned my ass. I think I'm going to change it this week. Why not.

  • cracked is the funniest website EVER!

  • yeah, i just looked up the article, it wasnt "worst celebrity child names" it was "The 20 Most Bizzare Celebrity Baby Names" Moxie did come in at number 3, but there was no reference to child abuse like Penn talks about, they simply remarked that it was bizzare, they weren't insulting it, they were just saying that it was interesting

  • I don't mind Moxie. But CrimeFighter? What are you? Retarded? Also, CRACKED

  • All I know is the last thing this world needs is another poorly-spelled variant of Kaelie.

  • Do you know how much people who have original names really hate their names?

  • do you know how much your mom really hates you, seriously she tried to sell you to me in a bar a few years back

  • i like the name moxie ....but i aslo like sara

  • The website 'Cracked' is what eventually became of the sub-par 'Mad Magazine' clone of the same name. Despite being a derivative of the magazine, the site does not (or at least 'did not, when I visited it') contain any notable magazine staples ('Sylvester P. Smythe', 'Spies vs. Saboteurs', 'Cracked Shut-Ups', et al).

  • @JoeDeceiver the site is almost nothing like the magazine any more.

  • Moxie = uncommon name

    CrimeFighter = Insane

  • I like Zolten. Sounds like the name of an evil gypsy or something.

  • Penn, I had a dream last night that you were showing me how to do a magic trick. It was a Pool trick where you knocked all the balls in very easily. Ha. Makes no sense. I know.

  • Hello, my name is Steven, as is my father.

    Theres a boy out there named Master Johnson. He has a sister named President Johnson. I really wonder what their middle names are. :P

    But really, anythings better than Jacob, Joshua, Jesus, Yeshua or God.

  • I love you Penn... but my name is Dave :(

  • me too

  • Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

  • I would name my kid Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate before I'd name them Dave.

  • yes that's why he makes fun of David spot on Mr. sharp their

  • @Metalitron12 Um, wrong. He's making fun of the name because IT'S THE LAMEST, MOST GENERIC FUCKING NAME EVER (with the exception of Steve). Name someone Dave or Steve, and you've doomed them to a life without that certain brand of uniqueness. I personally would name my kid Djembe before I named him steve.

  • hows about you kiss my irish ass. I do not give a fuck.

  • why would i want to kiss you disgusting drunk shit covered potato leaking ass you fucking mic

  • I agree with this man!

  • So I dont know why I'm just noticing this now but some times Penn sounds exactly like Jeff Garlin. Its nearly a perfect match. Penn doesnt always sound like that I guess but this video really shows it.

  • It's probably from all the cum in his throat, HEY-OHHHHH

  • ZING! that was kinda random.

  • I love you

  • Dont worry bro that feeling will pass soon enough, at least thats how it normally goes.............

  • How did this hobo get ahold of a video camera? Or a computer?

  • Umm Do You Know Is This Is Retard He's A Millonare

  • My name wasn't popular when I was born but has since become quite common so I adopted the alias "Alastair" so people could say my name and not have three other people answer.

    Moxie is a cute name, though. I'd name my daughter Moxie if I had a daughter.

  • First Of all He's Trying to tell you to be origanal not to copy everyone so if you have a daughter some day name her Like Shiaria Or Something If you know what i mean.

  • Obviously. I didn't say I will, I said I would. As in, I like the name enough to name my own daughter Moxie. Get off your high horse and read comments before posting idiocy.

  • Idiocy HAH! Nice Try Youtube Arguement In Progress!

  • Yes. Idiocy. You made yourself look like an idiot on the internet. Replying to a post that was two weeks old, no less. You misread it, I call you it, then you laugh, further making you look like an ass.

    Could you use proper grammar? It's difficult to understand what you type.

  • Hahaha, My best friend Dave wrote that article like a year ago, Penn Jilette has had a grudge against him ever since.

    He even twitters about him. I love Dave haha, he showed me this and I can't stop laughing. If I saw Penn Jilette, I'd go up to him and punch him in the balls for yelling at my friend.

  • That's cool and all but black people take it too far. I went to school with a girl named Latrina. As in Latrine-Ah. As in Shitbox-Ah. Then there's Shaniqua and Lemonjello.....

  • You have obviously never familiarized yourself with Penn's views and beliefs.

  • Actually he has a bullshit where he talks about the failed war on drugs. Dumbass.

  • YEAH!

    FUCK YOU DAVE!

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  • Cut off your kids nose so she's even more unique!

  • I know what you mean, I've always gone by middle name "nicole". There were never any other "nicoles" in my class at school, or so i thought. when i was a senior, i was editor of the yr.book and i had to type in all of the full names for the drape/tux photos. the only 2 middle names for girls were "nicole" or "lee". fucking pathetic, was everyone in 1986 too stupid or too lazy to think up a good name for their kids?

  • Gotta say I hate the name Frank for that reason. Yes, that's my name haha. Good stuff, I completely agree.

  • moxie crimefighter is kind of retarded, but it's better than Dontavius or Orangelo, or Shalunda or some nonsense. at least 'moxie' and 'crimefighter' or actual words.

  • i remember crack magazine,lol,yea it was a mad off shoot

  • My parents named me David so fuck you.

  • they must have abused you ha ha ha ha ha

  • PWND id tbagg u but idk where the fuck u are DAVE!!!

    oh i meant that other dave next to u

  • I wholeheartedly concur. My mother gave me my first name, John, and I hate it for exactly that reason. I go by my middle name, Daniel, which is still common, but I can deal because it's the name of a family member I'm extremely proud of and whom I try to honor. I'm planning to have my name legally changed simply because of the commonality and lack of meaning and thought that went into it.

  • amen, penn

  • Fucking Dave. lol : )

  • I think Crime Fighter is the more weird name. It sounds cool but, I wouldn't tell the kids at school that.

  • HEY...my name is Dave. :)

  • moxy crimefighter hahahah

  • She'll almost certainly go by "crimefighter" when she gets older. I sure as hell would. (Then again, it would make sense, because I'm ACTUALLY a crimefighter)  LOL

  • Oh and I love Crimefighter for a middle name. It's just awesome.

  • I agree with him. My name is very unusual, and I absolutely hated it as a kid, but now...I love it. I get so many compliments on it, and I know that if I walk into a room, and someone yells my name, I know they are talking to me. Thanks mom and dad!

  • he had a good point at first, then just went off into angry stupid land. but thats okay, he tried to be funny. his rehearsed stuff is hilarious. Cracked is great, usually. fuck dave, yes. fuck penn. and especially, fuck moxie.

  • get a haircut fa

  • I like the name Davis Moxie, aounds good to me.

  • haha i love it u kick ass Penn!!

  • You know what would be funny? If she becomes a timid criminal. That would be what is called "poetic justice" which is also not a name to saddle a kid with, by the way. Although D'Poetic Justis would be real "unique"

  • Actually Moxie is fine. I can go there. I doubt many people would mind that. I just don't see how you could defend Crimefighter, though. That's the reason she'll make all these lists. there is a line somewhere. Moxie is individual, cute, cool...I get it. i even like it. Moxie Crimefighter is pretentious, arrogant and kinda stupid. It's the difference between being an individual and being an individual who is kinda and ass. Not the kid's fault.

    Also I bet there are more Moxies than Daves now.

  • lol now im gunna name my kids dave and moxy...

  • I just counted...I know 17 Daves! GO PENN and MOXIE! Dogs usually have better names than people!

  • HEY! I got friends named Dave. chill out.

  • 1) he's a comedian so you should chill out.

    2) everyone has friends named Dave, that was his point in the first place...

  • You do realize that in this unoriginal world, there will now be 300 Moxies running around Vegas?

  • My name is Dave. :D

  • Fuck you

  • Fuck you

  • I would give my child an acceptable name, but one that's not quite common.

    Maybe Demetri or something like that.

  • ... besides, who really knows what their child will be like in the end, anyway? The girl whose name means "shimmering sea" could become a back-ally crackwhore.

  • Because of this, I wouldn't really consider the name Moxie for a child. It's unique, yeah. However, the nature of the word is not individual. It applies to a rather general personality trait, rather than lending itself to a unique history from forefather to forefather, culture to culture.

    It is very contemporary, he's right. It applies specifically to American culture, so in that I see individuality.

    I say it comes down to preference. I like searching for an existing link to my ancestry.

  • This is kind of a (I suppose overly so) complicated topic.

    If you trace the origins of lots of names, they come from words similar to Moxie in nature.

    However, most names have a quality that differentiate themselves from normal words, which is that they were made to identify people or places as individual entities. "Ericsson" - literally, the son of Eric, whoever the fuck Eric is. At one point it meant more, because everyone knew, "oh hey, that's Eric's kid".

  • I like the name Moxie, crimefighter not so much, but Moxie is a great name.

  • Why did you bleep out the f**king profanity?

  • Moon Unit, anyone? :)

  • Moxie is slang for 'aggressive energy', 'skill', and 'the ability to face difficulty with spirit and courage'.

    Now, PILOT INSPEKTOR, that's fucked up. Jason Goddamn Lee.

  • Moxie is cute. If you'd made the first name crimefighter, that might get her teased in school. I named my daughter Marley (after Bob) before everyone else started doing it. My name is pretty rare, too. My sisters are Lindsay and Leslie. Mom wanted to give us androgynous names.

  • I think it's awesome that you gave your daughter the middle name Crimefighter because it's so unique and no one would expect it. And Moxie is just a cute name too.

    My parents named me Quincy, and I love my name very much because you don't hear it pretty much at all. I've met only a handful of female Quincy's in my life.

  • Ah fuck hes right...

    My name if fucking David... and it really is my real name.

    Why would I all of a sudden get this after watching this video..

    I feel like such a piece of shit now.... lol

  • I think Moxie is a great name and agree that generic name is boring, but I'm not as violently opposed to it.

  • I doubt he was either; it was (mostly) for comedic effect.

  • I must be apart of the minority here that thinks Moxie is actually kind of a cute name. But Crimefighter... WTF?

  • I don't agree with the name Moxie Crimefighter, but I can agree that people need to get a little more original with what they name their kids. At least he didn't name her Ashley. God, that name needs to be banned it's so fucking overused.

  • Lmao, I want my son to be just a regular ol' piece of shit Dave.

  • Wow this guy is a fucking idiot. Naming his daughter a stupid ridiculous name. And has the audacity when someone calls him out on it.

  • Rofl.

    The reason this is rated 4**** is because of all the Daves.

  • Well, thanks for that insight, D-list celebrity who's completely lost touch.

  • Moxie... that sounds like a chemical cleaner. But in comparison to Crimefighter it's not even bad... really, Crimefighter? That's fucking retarded.

  • This, fellow youtubers, is a fine example of the trolling power of the internet.

    Enjoy your shitty name, Moxie.

  • I bet most of the posters here are simply pissed because they got saddled with parents that lack the IQ of a carrot and had to settle for a name like William or David Smith III, because every child had to be named the same due to a lack of brain stem potential.

  • They're an oral tradition, d-bag. A human institution going back millennia. Without passing things down through generations, we wouldn't have science, or philosophy, or literature, or technology. There'd be no internetz for you to bitch rant on. Btw, I'm named for my dead grandfather, jerk.

  • If I meet one more socker mom who thought it would be cutesy to play with the English language and go out on a limb in the spelling of carly, kylie kayla or any of the thousand other horribly popular names right now, I'm going to blow somebodies head off with a verbose dose of halitosis laced obscenities.

    In the meantime, "All you Dave's go fuck yourselves." ROFL

  • Ahhh, I remember when I respected Penn.

    Wait, no I don't.

    Never mind.

  • ^ This.

  • If Penn was truly comfortable with what he named his daughter, he wouldn't have to make a rant about it.

  • oh, fuck off, penn. you, along with other thick-headed celebrities, don't have to carry around those burdens you call names -- your kids do. imagine your daughter later landing a job interview and having to reveal that atrocious middle name of hers. or even Rob Morrow's daughter, Tu Morrow, forever burdened with a bad water cooler joke of a name.

    don't be surprised if your kid, along with many others, are camped outside of city hall on their18th birthday ready to correct the mistakes you made.

  • Rant all you want Penn, that name is stupid.

  • Moxie is a great name for a child. Crimefighter however, is just ridiculous.

  • Agreed. Crimefighter?!

  • Isn't Moxi a type of acupuncture treatment? I used to think you were pretty smart Penn... what the fuck happened?

  • Penn - I've hated you ever since you talked over the credits of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and you keep giving me fresh reasons.  Why can't you be more like your magic partner and shut the fuck up? Or, switch who does the talking. He can't possibly be worse than you.

  • Haha, what's everybodys problem. Moxie sounds just fine. And Penn's got a point. Also, he can name his kid whatever he wants, just like all of us can. Oh, and my name's Dave, and I agree with Penn.

  • Mox? Moxie?

    Sounds like someone's shitting out their mouth. Go Dave!

  • i think individuality has nothing to do with names. its what you do and the life you live that makes you who you are.

  • My Name is Aaron not only is my name common it comes in like three or four different variations. Names like mine Dave and others are references to a person who also had that name that did something memorable. After that people just started giving there kids that exact name or an alteration of it and hundreds of years later it's just another name you give someone. And that's okay, cause a name is just a name. Your actions define who you are. Normal name awesome person not the other way around.

  • You wouldn't have been on the list if her middle name was not retarded.

  • My name is Irvin. Haven't met anyone with that name yet.

  • I'm pretty sure that if you had a name like "Flukie Noxleflox" you'd probably just end up getting made fun of by a kid called Dave and all his other far less "unique and beautiful" friends.

  • convincing argument there penn

  • Haha! What a funny man!

    I think Moxie is a great name, but she will probably always wish deep down that her middle name was something besides CrimeFighter

  • If you had named a child "Shit Sandstorm", all of your arguments would still be valid. I guarantee that very few, if any, kids are named "Shit Sandstorm" and your kid will know that people are talking to them. You don't need to justify the naming of your child to the internet. That's not your job. Your job is to say,"You name all seven of your kids Dave. Good for you.  Meanwhile, at the cool kids table, we're going to have our cool unconventional names."

  • did penn name his daughter moxie crimefighter because he was scared the bitch would grow up with zero personality, thus the unique moniker would be the only separating factor from a monotone existence?

  • Man, Penn can dish it out, but he sure can't take it...

  • There's 6+ billion of us assholes on the planet, and so the only way to individualize ourselves is to all have unique names. Penn would probably be happier to throw a dart at a dictionary than to think of a real name. Sorry, Penn, that your idea for a name that you thought was "cool" and "quirky" and "unique" was seen for what it really is. Fucking stupid.

  • Ahh man. I thought Penn was cool, until now.

    Moxie = crap tasting old school soda beverage

    Crimefighter = an occupation or hobby = not a real name

  • A has been "magician" with a pony tail claiming that naming his daughter Moxie will increase her self esteem. The drugs this guy has done and the self importance he has for himself is seriously messing with his rogaine infused head.

  • After watching this, I changed the name of my child to Asshit. Lets hear THAT in a crowded room! Fuck Moxie.

  • There's nothing wrong with the name Moxie. I think if you had named your daughter like Moxie Elizabeth Jillette, you wouldn't have made the list. I think they made more of an issue w/ CrimeFighter. But honestly, who gives a fuck? I would much rather have the name Moxie CrimeFighter than some of the other bullshit celebrity names out there (but maybe that's because I already have an unusual name).

  • my names mickey... i still dont know it thats a good or bad name

  • Mox, Mo, and Zee are great nicknames for Moxie. Wonderful name, unique versatile and interesting.

    My name is David.... So fuck you Penn. I'm named after a badass who killed a giant and contrived to kill a guy in order to nail bathseeba.

    David went from songsmith to king.

    Having a traditional name can absolutely have a hardcore tradition behind it. Hell of a lot better than being Todd or Brent or Trevor or Troy.

  • i no like four girls named sarah and a bunch of boys named david or dave!

    its so annoying when ur tryin to talk to one of them and they all just happen to come to u at the same time!

    i gess u could say that my name is somewhat uncommon and somewhat common. well my full first name is a little common and my nickname is gaby.

    ive heard some with that name

    Moxie is a awesome name!!!!!!! and so is penn son's name Zolten is awesome to!!! and so is penn and teller are awesome names!!!!!!!

  • i think moxy is a cool ass name and like you say who gives a crap about a middle name

  • Wow Penn is CRANKY in this video!! I have a somewhat uncommon name, which I didn't like as a kid but now I'm easy to find online! :)

  • Moxxie is an unusual name but I would have gone with something like Kaylub, Lance, Parmon, Sora, Kari (Kar-E), Josiah, Jodah, Tobin, Tobias. And frankly Moxxie is a fun name compared to what JD from the band KoRn named his kids. He named 2 of his kids "Pirate" and "Zepplin". So to Moxxie is a fun name compared to those 2. They are going to get their asses kicked more then the little fat kid a.k.a Me.

  • When I was in grade school (1980s) I had three friends named "Andy" .