Katalyzt PWNED!!! (Warning: Strong language)

[Ages91]

Hahaha. Dude Ur comedy! I cracked up at every "UHHHH." Do you ever play any online video games? I bet everyone would crack up at shit like That on MW2 or any online game for that matter. Keep Up da Gud Shit Bro!

[Katalyzt]

Hello DreamSeaker89,

Many of my videos were made before you had your account on YT; so you probably would not understand some of them(especially this one), as they were mostly responses to other videos, situations and/or people that no longer exist here on YT.

Plus, the few people who made self-pwnage videos(like this one) were simply poking fun at ourselves(and others you would not know)… ;O)

Katalyzt

[DreamSeaker89]

uhh...i REEEAAALLY dont understand yur vids man, i dont care about the hood and stuff but...whats the point?you really got that much free time?

[samanthaquinn0001]

Wow... you got issues ay

[TheRenekruse]

Katalyzt sucks that why I never watch his videos because they bore me.

[Katalyzt]

I was just telling that idiot yesterday, that his videos are boring. But I do not think he was listening to me though. :O/

Katalyzt

[Ilikejpgs]

Why do you wear the mask?

[Unforgiving09]

LMAO! great vid.. nice bike... lol..

[mechajesus2000]

dude wtf .-.... that guys fucking retarded for saying that atheists dont have fun -_- i have lots of fun tht guy can go fuck himself!

[Katalyzt]

That is what I was trying to tell that bastard! :O)

Katalyzt

[Ozzy0sbourne]

I lol'd at the lock picking thing

[mutedmind]

LOL....

[ROBISDISTURBED]

oh yeah btw i am a big disturbed fan

[ROBISDISTURBED]

dude you look cool lol that death style is is cool

[onebludz]

thats some funny shhhiiii mmaaaannn..lol

[IzRulesTheWorld]

LOL I love you! hahahhahahaha thanks for the comment on my vid, too!

[fsmdude]

Excellent idea!

[thetikidude]

Okay; that just rich as hell. The wine glass was a very nice touch. A class act.

[crazybmxer2000]

omg i loved it that was the shit i have watched like two of ur vids and thought ok heres another dude who likes knives and shows his wierd side (don't take that wrong) but after that i swear u are a genius i gotta try this self ownage shit u are pretty witty i'll give u that

[jailarson]

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Hope I didn't miss a hypen or something. That word is gargantuan. Might have to get out the dictionary to find the exact definition. I think that word, it is actually a defensive weapon. Much as an octopus uses ink to confuse it's predators, then makes its' escape. Get into an argument, use that word and disappear before thy know what is going on. Glad I didn't get that one in my 7th grade spelling bee. Ain't the English language great?

[freebaker]

XD now if I can just make alcoholism as popular as atheism! wachaaaa!

[Marcello777]

uhhhhghghhhhghhhh...

lol, I got knives too ^_^

[TABULOUS1]

OMG. I am cracking.UP.

rofl @ lock-picking. Graceful use of the butter knives....

Well, when I wasn't distracted by that bombazz cut glass you were sippin' out of, that is--

I got a bottle of merlot that's just BEGGIN' me to pour it into THAT!!

[Katalyzt]

Yeah, I mean, who picks lock anyways? That Katalyzt person needed a stern talking too! ;O)

Katalyzt

[cactusproductions]

athyiest doesnt sound fun no fun i hate no fun lol

go chistrianity

[Katalyzt]

You naturally would not get the humor because you have not been on youtube long enough to know why, and/or who I am parodying(besides myself). That, and your only 10 years old. ;O)

P.S.

Do your parents know that you are watching these(atheists) videos?

Katalyzt

[faro0485]

Ass clown? Do we need to know your sexual behavior?

[PhasedPrism]

Hahaha. Nice pwnage, but in all seriousness, you are very cool. Thumbs up.

[Eldxale]

I'm watching this after midnight and I'm lazy to plug in my headphones. I turn it up so I can hear you whisper, and then you begin to yell. Thank you.

[Katalyzt]

Sorry, the beginning of this video was/is a parody of something "hardcase" now "fakesagan" had said to taa...

Katalyzt

[JJ181]

aaahaha i like it :D good job xD

pretencious bastard, bastard, bastard... xD

You sir, are too good.

JJ xxx

[Panixomfg]

lmfao that was awesome.

[crazyone1992]

ahhhhhhhggggg xD this must be the best video i have even seen on the internett :D 5 stars!

[JAKKRAK]

are you sitting in front of or behind the tree?

[magicman117]

Haha another great video. And Awesome music. :P

[clonjey]

are you hispanic?

[Katalyzt]

I might be...

Katalyzt

[TurpisHaereticum]

Circus clowns who eat sweets............hehehe.

[Fikkeh]

yea, why dont you wanna show your face, ^^

[Katalyzt]

Good question Fikkeh... I do not know why that fool Katalyzt wears a mask! ;O)

But as far as I am concerned; it is the nature of the Internet. By this I mean that very few here(YouTube) use their real names as username and/or post their address on their channels. I just take my privacy one step further.

Katalyzt

[Fikkeh]

Even better answer! :)

[TurpisHaereticum]

aaaaaaaahhhhhhh........so, how does it feel to ass-rape yourself like that????

aaaaaaaahhhhh.......I LMFAO! u da man!

[LeavesofHolly]

LMAO! oh man that was so funny! HAHA wow I laughed so hard at the picking the lock part lol. wow awesome

[ghazzter]

lol, sorry thats all I can say about that

[TheAtheistPaladin]

I see you did the self-owning in hardcase style.

[Katalyzt]

Yeah, before this current fakesagan Persona...

Katalyzt

[huxtiblejones]

hahahahaha, holy fucking A dude, I was not expecting that out of you. that pretentious bastard got his shit MUTHA FUCKIN SERVED

[Katalyzt]

Yeah, that pretentious bastard got on my last nerve; so I had to take him down a few pegs! ;o)

Katalyzt

[Dalbert342]

You did a good thing,you are right,he needed too be taken down a notch or few...You are confusing the shit out of me lol cool video

[gorikuri]

Cool sense of humor ;-)

[stealthesteem]

"Suit o' Intellectual"?! Tell me, where can I purchase said suit? And does it really make you more smarter?

[Katalyzt]

No not "Suit o'", but pseudo...

pseudo

--adjective

1. not actually but having the appearance of; pretended; false or spurious; sham.

2. almost, approaching, or trying to be.

That idiot Katalyzt is a pseudo intellectual. ;o)

Katalyzt

[dechha1981]

By the way, personally I like the Ringwraith look, it's cool. I don't care what that idiot Katalyzt

says :)

[dechha1981]

After I pwned myself on the comments on anangel13s video, I realized the value of doing so; A) makes you immune B) more importantly, gives you a standard by which you can judge anyone else who does it. For example, I called myself Dickhead1942. Someone else, who was trying to tell me that "Atheists don't have much gray matter", called me Dechhadoesn'tknowhowtospell198­1. That's not even clever.

[demonique666]

haha, cute.

[TheDave]

lolz. you are fakesagan :-0

[matros22]

lol, cool man.

[TXatheist]

When I was 10 my grandmother did that. I asked for a motorcycle and she got me a hot wheels motorcycle. Gotta love her, RIP grandma.

[SmokescreenNinjaz]

Really cool.

[Ninjabeats]

Nobody can pwn you now! you made yourself your own bitch

Nice looking glass...what charm, what charm.

[Fighter7000]

Damn. I was going to do a self pwning. Too bad you did it first. I enjoyed the video anyway

[Katalyzt]

Actually, I am not the first to do it... This video was created in response to Ghostwriter6967 "Self Owning" video. Besides, I cannot stand that pretentious Katalyzt character. ;o)

Katalyzt

[Fighter7000]

I can't stand him either ;)

[Sanclestia]

Awesome

[TheSensuousAtheist]

Yeah, I heard rumors about him.. Darth Vadar meets Cirque du Soleil guy, right?

[Aedak33]

Hahaha, this is great.

[clockworkhorrorshow]

ahhh man. great fakecase impression. (great looking glass as well)

THis was the tops. nice butter knives -

[kateam1975]

on one can kick my as better then i can

[teabowbraine]

you got owned

[King24223]

this is so awesome!...

[NegativexPlethora]

Lol.

[NekaiiOnera]

aaaaaa... ownd ^^

[websnarf]

I think you bit off a little more than you could chew on this one! Do you have any idea what Katalyzt is capable of? I would be surprised if he hasn't already run your social and turned your credit report into stand-up comedy. *Sigh* I used to like you when you did videos about atheism, but I see you have become trapped into your own drama queen show.

[FailedToDie]

Ass Clown.! made me giggle a bit.

[dragon2wolf]

LOL You pretentious bastard!!

[philhellenes]

5+ LOVED the wine glass. Beautiful touch. HC/FS would surely be proud. I doubt that Katalyzt guy will have a comeback. And your bike's bigger than his, if you hold it really really close to the camera. And his knives may be bigger than yours but can he make a sandwich without slashing the bread? I think not.

"eats, shoots, and leaves." (Still gets me that one.)

[Jeremias1111]

Great!

[RonnieOfTheEarth]

LOL!

What are you guys up to now, powning yourselves?

Aaaaahhhhh!

Love it!

Peace

[wbiagioni]

pwning himself? Hmmm... he does have a hard case or is it fake? ;-)

[RonnieOfTheEarth]

:D :D :D

[SerbAtheist]

The wine glas.... mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[meridianfrost]

Well done. Another quality video.

[theBigTakeover]

hahahahah brilliant. "I got a Ducati too."

Wine glass is a nice touch.