Huge Bug on FACE

[vytong]

What's with that sound?

[Y99011]

oh god, why is he smiling, how is he smiling

[killazofjo]

@memutic Oh most definitely!

They're famous in our lectures for sheer weirdness!

Although when it comes down to super-weird phenology, I am a massive fan of early to mid Cambrian Arthropods, some of my favorites being Anomalocaris and certain spiny Trilobites (e.g. Ordovicans)

Love your work my friend, keep doing what your doing, maybe I'll get to work with you one day!

[LoveoneAn]

awww

[reptileguide]

What a beauty

[juventinorocks]

By the way, what does the large tail do?

[memutic]

@juventinorocks it's a vibration sensor.

[KanemiX3]

sir you have the biggest ball and you're one sick of the bitch xD (in a good way)

[killazofjo]

I'm a Marine Biologist, but have always had a love of terrestrial Arthropods!

I'm doing a bit of research on the Merostomata, (Specifically Eurypterids (sea scorpions)), and was amazed, given the abundance of similar phenotypes, that they aren't as closely related to Arachnids as I would expect...

Anyway, beautiful specimen, and I wish you all the best!

[memutic]

@killazofjo Thanks! I'm a big fan of Eurypterids, especially Sanctacaris - and you may also want to check out the pycnogonids for some super-weird phenology!

[TheWeedEclipse]

Balls of steel, my friend...

[TheRamrod100]

It creeps me out when a fly lands on my arm, that thing would make me barf! You sure are brave.

[Murmig]

Ohh, she's actually quite beautiful! Are those pincers at the front of her thorax/head? What do they eat, and why are their abdomen so fat? And what is that long strand sticking out of her abdomen?

[jmacsss]

You fucking weird fucking pychopath. youre the kind of guy who would bring the human centipede to life

[memutic]

@jmacsss That's some foul language and poor spelling there. If you don't like the video, don't watch it.

[juventinorocks]

@memutic You should do a hatemail video. You know, like Brocksdub? lol

[jmacsss]

@memutic oh baby ears...cool...puttig a big bug on your face....not normal

[Ecos17]

@jmacsss Please tell me your trolling lol ?

[HelloPEEPS2134]

SCARY!!

!!

[garfieldz1000]

whip spiders are cool

[TeamJacobInBlack]

OMG

I would die if a bug that size ever got on me....hell, I'd almost die when ants are on me!

[jyrolys6]

at first i was like: this is gonna be disgusting then the video starts and your smile made me laugh :D

[MsMecagoen10]

those sounds confuse my dog :sss

[Carma12100]

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[ricardo87867]

WHY ARE YOU SMILING? 

[10bennet10]

DAMN NATURE ! URE FUCKING SCARY

[narektapeh]

dude ur stuipid

[MsPiggysHusband]

He is wonderng.

[gothicfan51]

One fucking move that the animal wouldn't like and you would be fucking dead or blind.

[kaylajeangarza]

You, my friend, have A LOT OF BALLS.

[larukulunaseas]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

[bmm665]

ummm.. gross?

[WhiteBreadG]

Does it Bite?

[afphipps]

this is fucking stupid

[tangerinefarmer]

OMG! Is that it's stinger!

[Pwnurgoddamnface]

i was waiting on that crazy stinger thing to poke you in the eye. very disappointed.

[ABCdawggg]

white people are crazy

[XVocaloidxLover]

@ABCdawggg I'm not white but i dont think he is White person, just so you know lol but yeah this is crazy (not him) (well sorta)

[rickstersri]

twat



[arturka6]

Да ну нахуй!

[animecure1]

i dont want to live in this planet no more

[oberst444]

the new way in making a face massage !

[XeonAmyntor]

okay that's just a whip tail scorpion and it cant actually hurt you, but when it sprays... watch out, you'll end up smelling like sour vinegar! 

[Pyrokhar8]

BITE HIM!!!!!!

[Supernova1295]

Hey man , i think there's something on your face...

[Derpologist]

I punched my screen...

[Dvpainter]

Is that a whip scorpion? The kind that shoots out acid from its tail?

[XxEpicEmpoleonxX]

The bug has a nice song there...

[kApEtAnKaP0TaS]

you have to get a girlfriend immediately!

[MrSkytops]

bugs gettin uglier and uglier..

[abisspassenger]

i'm sorry but that is the most disgusting and scary thing i ever seen in my entire life.

[FiliPinoy95]

it's rebecca black

[tonyroche47]

why the fuck am i here

[dominiquecarrsco1]

i can see that stinger going right through his eye

[Emmie7587]

@dominiquecarrsco1 SAME

[BeeTeeDoubleYou9]

what a funny porno

[cage9876]

what if it stepped on your face

[bonbonbuns]

you let your wife treat you that way? i would smack her off my face.

[BigBlue0002]

Well... Whatever floats your boat dude! I preffer a woman crawling all over my face... But, HEY...that's just me.

[crimses]

i just picked my own up today :D named it chomps its maybe 2 inches so its got some growin to do!

[dade356]

@crimses when its full grown let it live in a big habitat and smack it with a shovel and watch it start crawling after you

[crimses]

@dade356 how about not o.o

[superfisto]

that bug must feel so dirty

[zombiekilla581]

thtyhing is huge

[mialuvsyhu123]

Im on the weird part of youtube again -_-

[killyrm34300]

@mialuvsyhu123 if i see this comment again i going to kill my self

[dichamoto]

the fuck...........?

[sqeker09]

So she is a spider, Huh?

[ChozoSR388]

Whiptail Scorpion :D

[11muffinman1]

ya cuz this is what i do with my spare time.

[loofonme]

this reminds of me of the part in Home Alone where Marv gets the tarantula on his face

[Ratcaller]

It would be very hard to stay calm when you got this on face... Very hard indeed

[RainbowsAndSocks]

KILL

IT,

KILL IT

WITH

FIRE!

[memutic]

@RainbowsAndSocks Come on now, she is a sweetie. She means you no harm. Please don't think destructive thoughts in her direction. 

[RainbowsAndSocks]

@memutic But it's huge and scary.

Does it have any ways to like, defend itself? Like, a stinger or claws or anything?

[memutic]

@RainbowsAndSocks Sure, she has an acidic spray that comes out of her butt. If she squirted in my eye, I would be in trouble. But we trust each other: I have never, ever hurt her, so she knows she can stand on me and be safe.

[acenumbah1]

@memutic But... (please don't get offended, I am IN NOW WAY challenging your knowledge, I would be foolish to do that) but the thing is... I doubt she even knows who you are, and at that matter, doesn't care? Man your stuff is interesting. Keep it up.

[memutic]

@acenumbah1 maybe, but they rear their young - so they are capable of SOME baseline level of compassion and recognition.

[Shaniaroxmysox2]

@RainbowsAndSocks DO U NOT SEE THAT DAMN STINGER ON ITS ASS!?!?

[potatoleche]

@RainbowsAndSocks don't forget the holy water

[sonichabbo]

@RainbowsAndSocks KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

[W11BO1]

Are those massive things in front of it it's chelicerae?

[memutic]

@W11BO1 Nope, pedipalps. the chelicerae are much smaller and closer to the mouth.

[Dragonmike2690]

I think I would freak out if that was on my face!

[WooT885]

Vinegaroon! :D It smells like shit! Buy one today!

[skiingbc1]

how fun

[MrSkittleness]

i would poop if that was on my face

[sannibird]

It looks very peaceful to me... is it poisonous?

[SuperMinecrafter911]

fucking dead space

[meatwad515]

It looks like the bug is wearing goggles.

[Woraug]

ALL OF MY NOPE

[SongInMyLife]

IS THAT A STINGER??? OSNDFGKINSDLFGSNBDFG

[Jayet101]

Who's the person blowing in a fucking bottle?!

[tdwtfan411]

what us wrong with you ??

[memutic]

@tdwtfan411 what us wrong with your comment?

[Yogurtshop]

Is this some type of fetish?

[TheFreakifier]

@Yogurtshop Actually there is a type of fetish of having bugs crawl on your genitals

[coreye723]

this guy has some F*CKING BALLS!!

[RisingB0ner]

I felt something on my FUCKING FOOT

[paperman972]

So, at some point, you saw this bug, and decided to put it on your face?

[phobiazzzero]

BITE HIS EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ItsAmberRawr]

id kill it...js

[CSRealist]

+1

[Esubalol]

did Gertrude ever step on your eye before?

[FreeeeS]

it's a bug that MIMICKS a scorpion. EVOLUTION BITCHES! IT happens.

[memutic]

@FreeeeS Nice guess, but this is a more ancient and primitive being than a scorpion. Yes, evolution happens, but in this case, not like that.

[joecugo]

I dont know whats more disturbing the bug or your face

[VenomK23]

the bug is a scorpion species :D

[MultiSheepsheep]

It's stinger is fucking HUGE. If it stung him... It won't be pretty...

[PaperShishigami]

@MultiSheepsheep Not a stinger. It's actually a sensory organ similar to a whisker that helps it probe around in the dark. If anything, he'd probably be more irritated by its acetic acid spray.

[MultiSheepsheep]

@PaperShishigami I see...

[firealarmfreak1]

if that was on face id run in wall

[UnleashFate]

Fuck. That.

[youbtube99]

OOOHH MY GOD... dont move.... shhhhhhh. theres something on your face (be very quit)

[TheZafreeti]

what's that??? a giant stinger?

[TheLameCast]

Cute!

[jc03pokemon]

i like your eyes

[metal40050]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[Bagasas999]

DOESN"T HE LOOKS LIKE JAME HETFIELD????

[Eckosquad]

Umm? anybody else get here while looking up mo creatures for minecraft 1.0.0? O_o

[joaofreitas45]

That`s a scorpion.

[bowhunter42995]

kill it with fire!

[itasaku4llenstar]

FLICK IT OFF FLICK IT OFF!!!!

[concavius]

And now, I shall not sleep for a great many days.

[deltians]

Ur eather the bravest person in the world, or your the one i sold meth to on acident last year

[schvabek]

Well, he's clearly on meth.

[wiebenjijzeg]

Y U let it crawl on your face? D:

[raffums99]

I want to grab the back part of that bug with my fist and squeeze the shit out of it

[05sexybeast]

ouch wat is that noise

[aristocrat65]

i love animals like that - that man is so lucky do have one

[TheSampo112]

What the fuck is this???

[AllOtherNamesTaken]

i think this is how steve irwin died

[bikiniland2]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhh you dumbasss..... fuck fuck fuck.. this is gross :(((

[NoMoreLiesAboutMeToo]

O.O ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[squito94]

What a neat critter. I want one! Vinegrones look so similar to crustaceans like lobsters. Did it ever use it's defensive mechanism on you?

[DisoDc]

i never seen one of those before and i've seen many documentaries

[nuqnuk]

but..... y?

[Drastyyy]

I hope that bug shits on your face.

[Masterbandit23]

DUDE!

[3iHard]

forever alone

[extremelyfatass]

careful he'll whip yo ass, no pun intended.

[sondeleb]

@extremelyfatass I don't even see how that could even be a pun...

[extremelyfatass]

@sondeleb well your a penis

[sondeleb]

@extremelyfatass Use correct grammar please.

[extremelyfatass]

@sondeleb ok grammar nazi. STFU nerd its the internetz ill do whatevr the fuck i want

[sondeleb]

@extremelyfatass OK you can act like a tough cunt in this fantasy world...

[extremelyfatass]

@sondeleb k but in reality i could still kick your bitch ass in real life so I'm not phased from your pathetic comeback LOL.

[sondeleb]

@extremelyfatass don't talk yourself up, we all know your some faggot gamer...

[extremelyfatass]

@sondeleb okay cuz you know how it works in north america you nerd chink haha. Get out more, maybe talk to a few people! The world is yours its not just on the computer. Maybe stop being a loser all your life? But people like you are just born with it.

[sondeleb]

@extremelyfatass do something with your life kid, maybe you'll do good and get a good job as a toilet cleaner.

[blackveilbrides79]

your nuts



[theplantmonster]

jesus christ

[DubstepBrotherz]

this video is bugged :D

[manbat162]

BALLS OF STEEL

[Ellegion10]

YOU FACE GODDAMMIT

[wozing]

You, sir, have balls.

[MrJacobiusMaximus]

D:} RUN LIKE IT GOMIDILLA!

[RuinerXP]

I was waiting for it to step on his eyes or something :'(

[JSlyValeTudo]

Dat Face

[memutic]

@JSlyValeTudo Yes, tell me about Dat Face?

[MisshapenMaple]

@memutic She is so CUTE. Oh, I just adore bugs... and Gertrude is precious! <3

[NYCMOBIUS]

You my good sir......have balls.

[janeyanna]

She looks a lot like a mix of beetle and scorpion, and only vaguely like a spider.

This is one of the animals where, were it described in a science fiction or fantasy story, you'd be like 'Yeah, sure ô.o'.

[michaellasmits]

why do i always end watching the worst videos

i started wachtching christopher drew and i ended here

[phobiazzzero]

it bites?

[ZoruaZorroark]

does it really smell vinegary, just curious

[invasiondomination]

It's a Canadian lobster!

[MRhydrogen100]

vinegaroon ; arachnid

[Megasaw16]

If I saw something like that I would take q video of me blowing it up with fireworks then post it on YouTube

[njnolan1]

is that a whip scorpion?

[Archan2099]

sorry thats not an arachnid...that is an insect it has 6 legs the two in front arent actually legs used for mobility...but merely sort of like feelers but not quite...

[memutic]

@Archan2099 Serious? This must be the only insect with eyes on its thorax!

[Shmo0thSha1l1ng]

@Archan2099 i dont know where you did your research, but mine claims that it is an arachnid. the two front legs are adapted to be used as feelers instead of used for walking. makes sense seeing that it has six other legs to use.

[ericjkent]

@Archan2099 Sorry but you are wrong she is an arachnid the two in front are still classified as legs do your research before you open your mouth it will save you a lot of embarrassment in the future.

[LukosMelanos]

@Archan2099 That's a pseudoscorpio

[S0XF0X]

@Archan2099 Those "feeler" are modified legs. The vinegaroon lacks the segments for insects (head, thorax, abdomen). Arachnids have a cephalothorax (head and thorax are one), and abdomen.

[ChloroformUrMother]

my god this guy's such a troll and that beetle doesn't give a fuck.

[memutic]

@ChloroformUrMother That beetle will chloroform your mother!

[ChloroformUrMother]

@memutic  im gonna chloroform you and put that beetle in your PANTS!

[memutic]

@ChloroformUrMother that is gonna be AWESOME! You may not want to broadcast your ignorance by calling it a beetle, though.