Laser Beam Eyes

[TheHatOfDestiny]

I'm no good at maintaining eye-contanct.

It's mainly because I don't blink enough, so if I maintained eye contanct they would end up deeply disturbed, usually I just end up staring around the room, but that's worse cause they think I'm not listening.

*sigh* first world problems. :/

[MissxNintendo]

I usually feel weird looking at someone's eyes when they're talking and start thinking about something else, like luch or something, and stop listening. Then I freak out even more becasue I'm just really confused about the conversation cause I wasn't listening. Gotta work on that...

[JesselaPotter]

I like your way of seeing things , I can relate to that ! Usually , I don't look at someone in their eyes 4 to long and I find it kind of weird , unless I'm trying to READ THEIR MIND !!!! Mooohahahahaha !!!

[ThePianoman1998]

cool vid

[91pwned]

good vids!!

[91pwned]

good vids!

[SquadFatherEnt]

Stop being mean!!!! this guy made me smile because it was amusing, thats good enough!

[nitrosvipers]

funny but i think you should talk about thinks happening in the news aswell. unlike alot of youtube jerks ill give people a chance at least

[ZeraReaper]

Neat, I like that part where you can kinda hear blah, blah, blah in the backround heh heh

[poodlepuppyrox1234]

@REALITYB1TES i hav no comment... i actually didnt hear what u said. i just love your accent!!!!!

[00mudcat]

most awkward and horrendous video I've ever seen.

[MirragedCA]

I honestly dont know how your a youtube partner (Hence, the subscribe logo) if you only get around 1-6k views??? Honestly I dont find this funny one bit.

[ACallToShame]

I cant understand your accent

[ManicallyMetal]

i reckon we can shoot lasers but we haven't figured out how :)

we only use like ummm how much was it? we use %20 of our brain capacity, imagine what we can do with the other :D

[lulu221094]

awkward tuuuuurtle, haha! thanks for the video, man :)

[rockincellist101]

Your accent is totally fake.

[IFLYcupcakes]

I cant stand that awkward eye contact thing it freaks me out but i cant look away!!!

[SmartieCheesecake]

UR NOT NO FLUFFEE! Thank you for the video though. :)

[REALITYB1TES]

@SmartieCheesecake In my defense, I didn't actually claim to be Fluffee.

[delaneyel]

who came here from a message of his?

[xxsavannahwebbxx]

were u changing your accent?

[dakoffran]

sorry not my bag!

[kingretard100]

fluffe's funner thanks for thew vid any way

[duwudenrocketflew]

heil FLuffe

[willchrisbow]

I will not subscribe.

1. The random shared

2. You're nothing like Fluffee

3. You're not funneh

4. If we're in the wild, you would be a follower because you don't like eye contact...

[elephantslovebacon16]

@willchrisbow harsh but true

[DarkEarthDragon01]

I look a bit in their eyes but then I just look away and look around me. Then I may see something interesting in the sky or on the ground and occasionally look back over to the person and nod, as if I were listening.

Sometimes I listen. Sometimes I just nod and go "uh-huh" without knowing what they say xD

[5toper]

Lol wtf thanks for the vid

[DancerChixx05]

I can't understand your accent.

[HetaliaCanada14101]

I love the accent

[neveranythingtodoXD]

:P not funny in the least...i'm sorry to say :\

[ilkillpie99]

Dude your funny.Thanks for sending me your vid.i subbed.

[102Carrottop]

Your commedy is alright but you need to get with comedy that will satisfy teenagers they are the main youtubers

[freaklixx]

SPECIAL PLACE IN YOUR BRAIN

[2gogoo]

we all have a special place...doesnt need to be our brain...

[FEARxMaGiiK]

and if you got problems you cant have the eye contact o.O

[ChantelPaige2232]

Like fluffle talks told me to say.... You're not funny!

[imacandycorn]

@ChantelPaige2232 when did flufee say that?

[ChantelPaige2232]

@imacandycorn In one of his videos about people that think they're funny but they're really not

[113shifter]

hey you seem really funny i subscribed

[fartman8138]

ur funny man

[RandomEricRants]

Thanks for the invite to your channel:) your voice is awesome brah

[Returacan]

tell that doll to stop starring at me...0.0

[xxchaoskushxx]

lol mind fucked

[rawrrdolll]

You remind me of my ex, and i dont like it :(

[reymysteriofan25]

@rawrrdolll hahahahahahaha holy shit that was too funny for some reason sorry about your ex =(

[hasikunsan]

Hey, pretty cool vids! I know I have like 4 or 5 vids but I'm planning on making one soon

[oracle897]

Lol. So true

[purplemanx]

:)

[tlsgurl]

wooow! u have a really thick accent! geezus!

[killjoy58553]

nice accent 

[MerlinGirl20]

That was hilarious!! So true! I realized I started staring at your nose and mouth when I was watching. rofl!!

[metallica1123456]

LOL the ad on the side was for laser pointers

[mickslpknt7]

Scottish



[gravitythakid]

kinda funny bro, I like the teeth part lol

[Sergesedd22]

Lol, dude, like I think about the same thing. I normally look the person in the space between there eyes. But then I'll notice a mini unibrow. Lol

[cherrybottembumraper]

wtf??

[rstueckle]

Where are you from?

[LikeSoTotallyRandom]

What I hate is when i'm staring off letting my mind wander, and I don't even realize I'm staring AT a person until they suddenly make eye contact with me, and I immediately look away, which just makes it look even more like I was staring.

[timoback3000]

I'll look over their shoulder or just look off for a sec

[Kie77]

If I'm talking shop and trying to do a deal - I'll stare down my prey right in the eyes...grrrrrrrr

[Ghyst05]

Who else just noticed he has tatoo's?

[hdonkers]

Random comment time... We have VERY similar glasses!

[WeeLassieAmyify]

Well you could always just pick someone at random, follow them until you find an opportunity to strike up a conversation and eventually become their best friend only to never reveal how you crossed paths to begin with.

I'm not a stalker, I swear...

[ayzprincess]

the light reflection on your glasses, distracted me alot, but it kept my eye contact on you. lol

[bandgeek677]

I guess it all depends on the person... I mean, w/ people I don't know, I do the whole 'wonder around and look at their mouth/nose' thing. But w/, like, the guy that I have a major crush in, we stare at eachother's eyes forever! I could stare at his eyes all day.......sorry!!! I had a moment there!

[TheMattwolf]

I use my hypno glare to make people relax when they're around me. One time, I accidentally hypnotized this 70 year old woman into thinking I was George Clooney and she ripped my shirt right off my body. I miss that shirt.

[singx08]

Ads? :( But you're a cab driver! You don't need the money. :( There's no such thing as a poor cabbie!

[REALITYB1TES]

@singx08 Am I missing something??

[CDponygirl]

@REALITYB1TES Your Funny I Guess :)

[arcoles4]

hujamaflip....classic!

[REALITYB1TES]

@arcoles4 It is kinda cool isn't it.

[oscarsm86]

THAT THING IS HIDEOUS... that cannot be a toy, it's got to be something evil, for sure!!

[MollyLollyDolly1]

I generally look around the area and avoid their eyes at like all costs xx

[ebelingindahouse]

freak out and then stare at the mouth

[smynyy101]

i can look into some people's eyes but not others, and then i use the face wandering method which they interpret as me being bored with what they're saying. which doesn't work out well...

[Sunnyboy0294]

Making eye contact with total strangers sitting across from me on the subway and having them furrowing their brows at me in confusing: perfect way to start my morning :)

[BlatentlyBooshified]

My friends comment on how much I look around their face. Just can't deal with eye contact. I can't decide on which eye to look in, then I feel awkward because I'm flickering between both, and that's what I've noticed most couples do in films before they're about to kiss. Not sure I want to kiss my friends.

Then again, looking at their mouths isn't exactly good either.

[reianaisawesome]

I do the same thing where I imagine numerous things that could happen but never do :( Also I'm a person who sort of casually looks at a persons eyes when talking, just not a piercing stare.

[XxCarleeBxX]

I have a friend that gets annoyed at me because she can tell I'm staring at her mouth as she's talking. :p

[InconsistentFlaw]

I'll stare at their mouth .... blablabla ^^

[RicRagsLive]

Sweet!!!

Normally I begin rearranging my "Junk" by stuffing my hands down my pants.

The important thing to remember when using this method is to maintain the laser focus eye contact. Grunt if you have to.

[ekuurhelper]

100%

of these impressions are completely wrong.

I have NEVER met a person who is as simple as he/she looks.

not even after the second, third, and later impressions reflect ANYTHING about the person's true nature (this saying is OBVIOUSLY based on the difference of impressions of people on me, since i am incapable of more.)

We (humans) will NEVER be able to understand what is the motive for all of the actions of a certain person.

On that note:

Freud is just an elitist fool.

[missyemzy]

I stare at peoples eyebrows that way it still looks like your looking at their eyes but the downside is you notice really weird things about theyre brows :-)

[sumayacoldplay]

I look at a person's eyes alot, I think it's good to have eye contact. But there is a diffirence between the "Stealing information" glare and really intrested in what you're saying glare.

[xbladeofgrassx]

I freak out... I hate eye contact.

[lipstickkisses]

i usually just look over the shoulder when i get bored or uncomfortable!

[MartyNozz]

I don't look at people eyes or face when i talk to them, because most of the people I talk to are quite unattractive. Its like a roadkill convention out here.

[ggstarwizzrd]

i usually stare at every person i can if im not doing anything. i look at them and thk shit on them usualy, then if they look back i stare at another person.

[Sunnyside193]

well usually i face wonder but ur new glasses where interesting to look at

[TheDavidisnumber1]

I find that when I make eye contact, I look away(for a second) then I recheck to see if the person is really looking at my eyes. If they are I just erratically look around at random things. It really gets awkward if they do the same thing and then we keep meeting in the middle.

[Tunipz]

dolls are scary..!

[SuzyQzyful]

Kill the doll for the safety of the world!

When I stare at a person at the eyes, I kind of try to look through their eyes, like I'm staring into their soul. Try to figure out what they're like inside. When/if I think I'm freaking them out, I'll look away from them then try looking at their face as a whole.

[eoqazzaq]

ಠ_ಠ

[eoqazzaq]

i go up to people, stare at them in the eye, and then i tell them i love them

[iDontHaveTwitter]

Wen I get eye contact 4 2 long I just reach out and close their eyes

[metamorphicmuse]

I generally don't look total strangers in the eye when I'm in public. I prefer to appear mysterious and aloof. In reality, I'm just in my only little world. It's so much safer there. & Sorry, I don't Facebook.

[usebyyy]

@metamorphicmuse so you look kinda like this? watch?v=8UouP8cRYZ8

[TheCircean]

@metamorphicmuse you sound like me

[EchoOwl16]

omg... I love you! Haha. Your videos are awesome!

[pixonu]

Sunglasses :D

[fraz122]

I face wander.. all the way to the breast region...

[watchdog2007]

holding eye contact makes the conversation unnecessarily intimate--its awkward

[xxpaperflowerxx]

I look directly at their eyes and then when it starts to get uncomfortable I look over their shoulder as if a bird has landed on it.

[abby2034]

I always stare at people right on the bridge of the nose....it always freaks em out

[AllieCat666]

I don't look at their face, I look past their face with an inquisitive look on my face. It seems like I'm listening. I am sooo good at listening.

[persian123boom]

eyes and then mouth then boobs then back to eyes... then back down to boobs

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

I just look around while I talk.

[Seaphire7]

I'm super shy and when I talk to people I don't know or hardly know I find it difficult to even look at their face at all :\. Then I wonder if they think I'm being rude and feel bad about it... Meh.

[shiznak55]

im not a fan of the eye contact. i usually end up lookin around someones face and mouth and sometimes even just stop looking at them all together but ill add some comments or yes/no's in there so they kno im listening.

[BecauseTheMediaSaid]

i look at peoples eyebrows, because then it looks like i am making eye contact when i'm actually not

[xOliverTuesday]

I tend to have trouble with eye contact during conversations, because I never know which of their eyes to look at. This is why I love talking to my one-eyed friend.

[FabulousLakeTahoe]

Stare deep into their eyes until they say: "I swear, I don't have anty secret information in my brain!"

[violetofshade]

If I make eye contact with a stranger I usually make an audible squeak... can't help it

At least my friends find it amusing

[muffinmonsterssgoahh]

if some one likes to continue a conversation for the longest time my eyes usually glaze over, i forget to nod my head in approval and end up looking like a fucken zombie

[Mrpapayaheadrulesall]

My eyes have ADHD. I can't stare at the same thing for a whole conversation.

[archmc2012sucks]

God i love you.

[invaderpink]

yeah no this ...this doesn't happen to me LOL

[WhiskersMctabby]

i'd wrap my hands around my eyes and yell "SHUT UP!!  JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!" and pretend i was dead....... but that's only if i wasn't wearing my sunglasses, cause then i would just sleep, and if they were still talking to me when i woke up, i'd say "why are you still talking to me?"....... better yet, i should just walk around with a pineapple and call it Archie, that way, people won't wanna talk to me.............. does anyone know where i could get a snail named kevin that eats jelly beans?

[BRONCKENSTETTER]

oh a lesbian hairdo on a man...the latest from paris, eh?

[TheIrishjim]

i open my eyes as wide as possible, do a creepy smile and if that hasnt told them fuck off i start doing my evil clown laugh

[loverdesquised]

If I make eye contact I automatically look down cause I have no self esteem. None in the least bit.

[CyprusCY61]

I talk with my hands a lot to distract peoples vision because staring into peoples souls gets really awkward really quick

[WheesyWalnut]

I look at there boobs If there's none there I walk away :D joke Lolz I just kind of look at my feet !!!

[Sofyeah]

I kind of do this thing where I flick from their face to whatever's around us. It probably looks like I'm not paying attention but yeah.

[eeerrrrmmmm]

I stare for a bit…then just flop my cock out.

[FrankaDith]

If they stare i stop talking turn my head left and right then tell em your eye,s full yet weirdo ,and tell em to take a walk .

[WatchingMatthew]

I'm not too bad with the eye contact game

But It can vary from person to person.

Like a lecture at my uni has huge tits, and its difficult not to just talk to them instead of her face!

[evolvingboard]

I kinda stare at their nose most of the time

[hopelesslyxxhopefulx]

People say that when I make eye contact with them it's really intense and kinda scary. I find this to be quite amusing because I hate making eye contact at all, I have to force myself to...

[Foxgurl995]

One person doesn't have laser beam eyes.

[BioHazardCL4]

What is wrong with that girl and the doll? SO WRONG!!!

[WeeLassieAmyify]

That doll is going to give me nightmares now. Thanks.

[ChocolateBirdie]

i tend to look at the spot either between the other person's eyes or between their eyebrows. i guess i probably look slightly cross eyed, but oh well.

this can however be difficult when the person has a monobrow...

[addicted2slipknot666]

Me can't like your facebook page,

me don't have facebook *doll thoughts*

[surimaanouk]

I make eye contact with someone else whilst talking to people. Hilarity ensues.

[sobeit42]

i am a look deep into your soul kinda guy... and yes i do see your secret thoughts... muahahahahahaha 

[silverheart95]

I usually look in between their eyes, right above their nose. It forces the person I'm talking to to make eye contact which usually makes them all nervous and the conversation ends early, making everything less awkward :D!

[TeamMSR]

Seriously funny vid...why did it take you 2 fucking weeks though?

Bastard...Oh and im a 'look all over their face' kind of person when talking to someone. I do make eye contact but hate staring so i look at the dodgy mole they have on their face or moustache hair where there shouldnt be moustache hair!

[TheMusicCrazyMe]

I am an eye to eye person sometimes ... only when listening to people but if im talking i cant i look at others things that around hahaha!!! :D Have to do it when performing sometimes so its fun :D

[silverthewerefox]

I simply just don't look at people. I look at a wall . . . or a dumpster . . . or a pig flying through the air with a submachine gun that's colored green with orange and blue flames . . . 

[silverthewerefox]

0 dislikes again. :D

[TheFroggyPants]

i look from one eye to another and it really creeps people out...

[SeppeLaury]

IT'S HITLER WITH A BEARD ... AAAAAAAAHHHH

[Evi20217666]

When public speaking, I stare at everyone's forehead. They think it's eye contact since I'm so far away. Works all the time. Makes me a lot less nervous.

[drags188]

I usually do the facewonder

[legofinatic345]

uhmmmmm ok

[Imnon1]

Eye contact? no such thing, I never leave my basement.

[ShovelDuct]

I just imagine I'm melting them with my laser beams.

[MissEmziWemzie]

glad your back :) can totally relate to this too...

[The123musiclover]

I just avoid all people when possible... no eye contact

[HoodedNova]

FIRST

[The123musiclover]

@HoodedNova Ja,to fail

[paintballerownu5]

@HoodedNova first to reply first to ur first comment

[drags188]

@paintballerownu5 Lol ur the secound,The123musiclover was first.

[paintballerownu5]

@drags188 i said first to reply first to the first comment, 123 said ja not first

[drags188]

@HoodedNova First comment,last to get laid