Diary of a Dirty Tongue - Sexism, Racism, Bigotry

[luddeball25]

0:19 jizz i my pants

[poppypia1]

those r ugly dresses :( no a fence

[swampcactus]

Thank you for helping us not objectify you.

[timmyturtle99]

Your stupid

[EdExceLee]

You can fap to 2:37 to 2:38

[EdExceLee]

Thumbs up if you watched this video because of its thumbnail image....

[TacoBananaMode]

So, do you use a really big orabrush or do you take showers?

[WilliamQuikScopedxUx]

2:36 - 2:39 shes hot <3

[crazynuget]

at 3:35 you see something fall out of morgans tongue costume!

[TheIHavok]

2.35, FUCKING DANK MAN !

[leashte103]

this video is stupid no offense

[TheJam1192]

You.....BIGOT!! >:I

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Morgan shaves at 0:08

Hilarious!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Hilarious, this is so funny! Great idea!

[blueyoshistarr]

that's a good idea. just fall down and go to sleep when you do yoga.

[GreeNMagpiE13]

HAHA thats funny as shit :D

[XRedNovaX]

@MsAqaqSwsw what!? are you stupid! yeah they are lol

[XRedNovaX]

@MsAqaqSwsw okay you must be fucking retarted because black people being a minority isnt an opinion you dumb ass! why do you think their called AFRICAN americans. if they werent a minority then they would just be americans... and white.

[zenosuke14]

@MsAqaqSwsw dude I'm black and black people are a minority. you can't have an OPINION of whether or not we're a minority. it's literally how you define a non-white American. It's a fact, not an opinion.

[sacr3]

@zenosuke14 Actually, White are becoming the minority (compared to the Blacks, hispanics, asians, etc) Caucasian is becoming the minority and whats funny is that blacks take offense to this because they want to be the minority.

[zenosuke14]

@sacr3 we're not offended, we actually find it funny. and please don't say "blacks" say black people.

[de3mka]

00:06 Morgan has a beard

00:08 Morgan loses a beard

My ora brush can't do this actually.

[aandgpointlessvideos]

@de3mka my tongue can't do this

[SentryGuns]

test

[ToaRanen7]

I appreciate how you were promoting modesty, there are so many sleezy women out there that I have no respect for at all that are hogging the screen time on the TV that I can hardly watch TV or go on the Internet without having to look away or change the channel or something. It was also hilarious how you did it, I'm glad that you are the tongue that makes these videos, not some other dirty tongue that doesn't use an orabrush.

[cloudcruiserful]

The girl at 2:37 on-wards is hot!!!

[Arbaz1704]

I'm actually crying with laughter at the yoga thing at the end! Hahaha can't breeeath!!

[turdglock]

you shaved ):

[shaytardsrule4]

at 2:59 that girl fell off the bed

[TheRittyl]

I LOVE Morgan the OraBrush Tongue! He's the reason I perscribed to curebadbreath! He is the funniest tongue I have EVER encountered in my life... although, that's not saying much obviously! I love you morgan and PLEASE continue to do your Diary (Diary of a Dirty Tongue). I do have one request, I would imagine that you are a genius at tongue twisters, so if you would be so kind, please say this.

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so betty bought better butter to make it all better!

[hgglo123]

FUNNY AS HELL and to big for vagina's!

[socratesjr]

"a moo moo" is my fav saying from Morgan. That is so HOT!

[iutuber100]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[denhamrp]

@iutuber100 Holy shit! I HAVE HANDS, THIS IS AMASING!!!!!

[Shinigami1123581321]

1.-copy and paste

2.-paste it in 2 different videos

3.. hold breath for 10 secs

4.- look at your hands

[O7DOYLE7O]

i think morgan is a decent guy. he gets street cred. d-.-b

[shk0307]

like this post if you take IB

[shazziee101]

i dont like morgan..

its not becuase he's not funny...or he's not interesting to watch..

its just.. i wish my tongue was that big.

think of... wait. no. don't think of that ;D

Ahahaaa.

[supnaturalgirl]

Morgan can bring humor to any subject which is great! He teaches people big words, political views, and how to dress...non-sexy??? Haha! I love him! He's an awesome tongue!

[UndyingLusts]

3:27 + was hilarious. I'm subscribing. This is hilarious and so true. Do more, do more! To be quite honest, these videos make me want to think more about dental care. (wisdom teeth and impacts suck T_T). Keep the videos goin' man, I'll be watchin' em!

[UndyingLusts]

@UndyingLusts To add onto my comment, it's what's funny at 3:27 +, you can actually see a piece of his tongue costume fall or rip off and fall across the floor. xD

[ethanzollinger]

I think a clean mouth(tongue) shouldn't have dirty words in it, or it should maybe be a part of the commercial where every time he does use a dirty word, a brand name censor should pop up. Maybe he needs a sidekick...?

[Maddieeee88]

PILLOW FIGHT! * girl falls off bed*

Made me laugh sooo hard.

Morgan's a man with many words to say about every subject and he does it in a humorous way which gets people laughing :) He put a smile on my face :) And by the way, love the tongue! xx

[Shikarikatototo]

Morgan is so smart he teaches senseless people on the Internet about big words.

[nyxa87]

Ah, women! Such a torture to men through all history! Well, I can deal with being so! ;)

[CrAzZyCrAcKhEaD]

lol Funny Videos Gahh I know couple people(Bad Tongues) that Will definitely need this. haha

[OklahomaBabyG]

I was upset when I started to watch this video but Morgan put a big smile on my face! One of the best characters I have ever seen! Amazing comic genius!

[VoodooJeezy]

man i want my tongue back. this replacement tongue isnt as funny, and pink. and i'm not getting the chicks. please. oh and remove some of the gay personalities. no offense to the homos. but i'm straight. vinny come back! (morgan's a rebel, changed his goddamn name)

[DonieYamba]

morgan is more of and organ then my gentiles. 

[Dee331994]

Dirty mouth? Clean it up, with new orbit mint mo-he-toe...

[atalina08]

Silly Morgan, Keep the perverted tongue away from women. :-)

[sebastianthecool]

morgan has swagger

[RDVideosInc]

Morgan is a sexy beast who is flabbergastingly awesome. I never thought I would like a tongue as much as I like Morgan. He's super special. :D

[kyootzee]

He is pink and squishy, but sometimes he has bad taste. The pillow fight video appleased me however.

[KyotifulJet12]

Vegeta:its over tonguethousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

Morgan: what are you talking bout im only 28

Vegeta:Oh err... So see ya got some taste buds thar.

Morgan: yeah, They are like grillz to us tongues :D

[MrTrotter32]

there is spongebob, elmo, even bob the builder... he tops them all.

[Philhockey20]

he's frikin' AWESOME!

[chasingdogchasingcar]

I think that his views on women and racism are right on!

[HheyHarris]

I would say he is slightly pedophile-ish BUT WITH A GOOD HEART. :)

[VampireOfDreams]

This" Morgan the giant tongue" reminds me of Tongueacious D and toothbrush of destiny.

Rocking out those buds. :3

[tnuccc]

i dont want a kinect

[kremcrazy]

i like how morgan is so confident with women.... probably because hes really good at French kissing haha

[zarkamond]

"People are getting there panties all in a bunch"

"A women needs to not provoke dirty thoughts in men by wearing clothes that fit nicely

and avoid fitness activities which require movement"

"just wear a baggy jogging suit or like a floral dress from the 80's"

this dude definetly gets a lot of chicks

[theyak5]

He's......TASTY!

[MrTrotter32]

@theyak5 lol faf rofl omg thats funny u the man

[JR720musicfan]

I found this video to be really funny. I just wished I would have subscribed sooner to this channel, I've been missing out on a lot of great video :)

[JrDiabedic]

Wow, I realized that Morgan was a funnay ass person! hes a fucking racist and sexist which makes me laugh (and makes him a funnay ass person) and what not, but then realized that hes a tongue... and that my damn breath is stankay so i take my orabrush toothbrush (yes i do have 1, i checked it said it) and took my crest toothpaste and brushed the hell out of my tongue and my teeth and i felt better about myself!

[wahlesworld]

Morgan is like the tongue i never had.

p.s. I have a tongue but it just sucks.

[subject41]

WTF

A: Why a tongue that deserves a /facepalm all in of it self

B: He acts like an overgrown 10 year old

and the reason the why the whites were in the office and the bushwookies were out on the construction site was because the bushwookies are getting paid the same as wemon so they have to work two jobs, also non of those wemon were in the kitchen WTF /facepalm and add a /thread

[newsouls13]

what can i say about morgan...

[flika289]

HE IS A JACKWAGON

[Houseanxiety]

I don't find Morgan's satire humor to be offensive at all, HOWEVER. While there have been hilarious commercials over the year I don't think it's because of Morgan, but the scenario's he's in. I think more emphasis on the scenarios would be better, with morgan as a "wham ending" cameo rather then a main character would be way funnier then as a main character. Seeing as a lot of other companies seem to try that same approach and it's just kind of an eyesore.

[TheYrrp]

This was very funny.

I was not expecting the censorship beep.

So those made laugh really hard.

I'm also really glad he wasn't pushing a product.

Great video! :-)

[bradley123466]

HAHA, love this guy. Comments about sexism are too funny, :) 1:42 and 2:42 "ahh, this is the happiest fay of my life!" halarious!

[subject41]

WTF

A: Why a tongue that deserves a /facepalm all in of it self

B: He acts like an overgrown 10 year old

and the reason the whites were in the office and the bushwookies were out on the construction site was because the bushwookies are getting paid the same as wemon, also non of those wemon were in the kitchen WTF /facepalm and add a /thread

[flika289]

he is a jack wagon!

[wahlesworld]

I loved the race card coming out. Nobody noticed lol.

[xavier88ism]

i agre wit wat he said about the clothing

[xPHANtastic]

Morgan should teach the politicians how to be politically correct. YOU DA MAN!

[MrHoodfreshness]

he should also get his tounge wet

[everafterx3]

I think whoever Morgan came out of (possibly Einstein?!) has a much better life now that he's gone. Or at least people can now tolerate the sexist, racist, and egotistical mute person.

[xIzekielx]

Total bro. That is all. He's got his mind on the money and the money on his women. That's what's up.

[dudenoway96]

morgan does a really good job at playing a tongue :P

[SyncMaster731n]

Remember kids, if you don't use Orabrush tongue cleaner everyday, your tongue will begin to talk and make overly dramatic Youtube videos.

[1SuperCrazyGuy]

Morgan is kinda like your weird cussin that you see only on holidays but always seems to be up to something weird!

[CarlitzLuevanos]

morgan is funny, random, and i look forward to more of the videos.... scuse me im goin shopping too.. yay shoes!

[shylbin08]

hahaha morgan is really funny ! im glad i subscribed !

[thepinkchick777]

haha HA.. So, what do i think of this video.. Well, i think that Morgan came from a very conservative christian background.. Througout his childhood, his mother told him that girls that dress to provacative were harlots and scanks.. when Morgan finally gor out on his own in the world, he rebelled and mangaed to get a women to sleep with him because of one crazy night and they were drunk off there minds....

[thepinkchick777]

up until that night, Morgan had never even kissed a girl. and within 24 hours, the women spread all over town how amazing he was with his tounge, so, because every attempt to be with a women up until that crazy was turned down, after the rumor of his "amazing sex tounge" Morgan feels that is who he is now, and has to keep that complex because that is what gives him the confidence to take risk and ask out women..

[thepinkchick777]

**READ 3rd POST FIRST, THEN SECOND, THEN FIRST** and the whole very "covering" dresses, like i said, Morgan was a drowned gowing up with the do's and don'ts of being a babtist, so, he is trying to start a fad by advertising in a giant tounge to all women what he want's his girls to look like.. because, by now, girls are willing to do ANYTHING to experiece the amazing "sex tounge".... OK, THATS MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO IT...

[plugz696]

does morgan or the girls even know that he is a huge tongue i mean if i saw a huge tongue that talked and had a 5 o clock shadow i would be freaking out its just creepy like he might lick u and that would be NASTY! but besides the fact that hes a HUGE TONGUE! hes pretty freaking legit!

[powderlead]

HE IS wait for it i'll put it in how a tongue language........ I dont know tongue language so i'll just say what you would say about a chocolate bar. SWEET

[MrHoodfreshness]

also no comment

[CarlitzLuevanos]

morgan is funny, random, and i look forward to more of the videos.... scuse me im goin shopping too.. yay shoes! ....

[LaurissaMack14]

i love Morgan, he's pretty funnyy :P

[iPwnhelpr]

The coolest person on the internet Trophy goes to..... MORGAN! Now if only I had an iPod touch to update this clever comment on Twitter to. What do you say, curebadbreath? Haha, just kiddin', your choice! Morgan you're awesome.

[ROGUEDETAIL]

I think Morgan needs a beard; because all tongues should have an awesome beard to compliment it.

[glenshooter]

Why u a tounge?

[wyce]

lol damn, dirty strategy

[kaatrose]

Morgan understand women's needs for shoe shopping at outlet malls :) He's a winner in my book! ;D

[reginagb27]

WOW morgan is soo funny the best part was the one where he hits the girl...

i love it when he´s doing yoga hahaha nice move morgan

[Gaomon1]

Haha okay that was hilarious first time seeing this guy, i might look though the rest of your videos involving him. I do hope all goes well for ya cus that was too funny lol.

[CarlitzLuevanos]

morgan is funny, random, and i look forward to more of the videos.... scuse me im goin shopping too.. yay shoes!

[reginagb27]

WOW morgan is soo funny the best part was the one where he hits the girl...

i love it when he´s doing yoga hahaha nice move morgan

[jkumarinho]

i really dont know what to say alot in this video. but what do girls like doing best?

[Bigstupidgiant]

Haha they should go snowboarding or skiing 

[JasonJumpstart985]

the first message he was speaking of about the guy girl thing i will agree with and no im not gay but i mean really its called respect but i will be a little disrespectful and say the end of the video he sounded gay "Yay" and out of all the new clothing id pick the purple and white dress thing and its not that shes hot in it even though its true but it works....... and shes hot to so yeah but the tongue suit is awesome i would go everywhere with it on

[sarj8589]

I feel bad Morgan, he is just completely misunderstood. <3.

[ke33013116]

morgan is pretty funny het definitely has a personaly of his own and likes to point out the things you dont even pay attention to in the video

[NicholusGambit666]

umm, wtf? stupid stupid stupid!!!

[emoninja329]

i...can't really take him seriously....i mean its a good point but i am to busy laughing on the floor....

[majorm1]

never seen lady parts that big for that tongue that big if you know what i mean >.>

[ThePater95]

if u think about it the only way he could do it would be if he found a nice pair of twin teeth

XD

[iNsane3101]

he makes me want to be his tights.. oh and about the video, he makes goof, but funny points.

[MrJWillyV]

He sure is dirty, and he thinks like i do in terms of the racism thing. YOURE ALL BIGGOTS!!!!!! IM OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

[JasonJumpstart985]

the first message he was speaking of about the guy girl thing i will agree with and no im not gay but i mean really its called respect but i will be a little disrespectful and say the end of the video he sounded gay "Yay" and out of all the new clothing id pick the purple and white dress thing and its not that shes hot in it even though its true but it works....... and shes hot to so yeah but the tongue suit is awesome i would go everywhere with it on

[TheRydog100]

This dude is as unusual as a woaded Equus jargonizing the caduceas.

[MrHoodfreshness]

he sure can rock the spandex plus durring the stretches he wasnt paying attention.... he was stairin ant the girls asses...... i do the same thing.

[WoWNageVideos]

Mason makes me happy. He loves children and hates racists! I think that he is great by not objectifying anyone and I think he'd be a cool tongue to hang out with! Hopefully we can so I can make it really the "happiest day in his life" :D

[Itachi9000ful]

LOL funny :) I like Morgan the tongue

[ASlipknotFreak]

cool



[az091575]

lol he has the comedic hate of a roast commity and a IQ like david hasselhoff.

[Zskillit]

I want to punch him in the dick. Now give me my fucking iPod.

[pricture]

@Zskillit This is retarded, I'm with you xD

[grimesb2]

I'm tongue tied, wish my tongue could hangout like this guy . Sadface

[goweirdal]

Morgan hurt my feelings but I don't blame him, he looks dry so hes probably in a bad mood.

[vereysuper]

I think Morgan is an odd person, but since there is no such thing as normal. I think he is like an average guy with an extreme need to talk his mind.

[latino6165]

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CONSIDER MORGAN THE TONGUE SUPER LOLED!

[M1LL3R33]

this is good stuff. I mean i wish i had an ipod to put it on...

[z00ty]

I think that tongue would look better wet.

[NoOoNitoOo]

Morgan, SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liltreyq]

"are u a racist" yes, yes i am



[MiCKYMiCmusic]

Morgan is frikkin hilarious.

[panicpeace1]

lol he made me CRACK UP! I love him! lol

[xXSuperAppleManXx]

MORGAN I WANT TO DO... TONGUE... THINGS.. TO YOU???

[BladeMunch3r]

Morgan is Epic

[jayjaybob2]

i think i jizzed in my pants when i watched this! and am I the only one who notice that the tong pulls up right were his penis is. mmmmm i bet that those girls like to play with that tong, i would love to see the behind the scenes video to that.

[metalgearfan21]

fake and gay

[thepinkchick777]

haha HA.. So, what do i think of this video.. Well, i think that Morgan came from a very conservative christian background.. Througout his childhood, his mother told him that girls that dress to provacative were harlots and scanks.. when Morgan finally gor out on his own in the world, he rebelled and mangaed to get a women to sleep with him because of one crazy night and they were drunk off there minds....

[AprilBranco]

Hahaha the ass slap @ 0:41

The moomoo is sexy, and I would wear that sheet anyday. C;

[haydentylerball]

Tongue man is a smart man....all he wants is for women to stop wearing hot clothes so that us guys stop mind fucking those bitches.....i mind fuck the shit out of hot gurlz....with those dresses i can't see their dirty lady humps which means, no mind fucking. almost as good as an anto-rape condom

[xXnorrusian23]

i need to brush my teeth.....

[darkwolfx333]

Large foul tongue that Gene Simmons would blush to vs OraBrush Tongue Cleaner. Where is that damn tongue cleaner.

[skormsghost]

Morgan is so smrt... i mean smart

[burnsboy84]

the tounge is alright i think you are right about girls they do sorta tease most guys

[DarkReaperofcards]

He probably gets a real taste out of life...

[VbDTeDDyBeaR]

This is one funny Guy!!!!Good point(s) though too haha

[mollatal]

What a nice guy makes my tongue tingle in joy

[LumiereWood]

He looks like a giant dried up Vagina.....I can dig it

[imadethis2comment]

I think he's kinda weird :\

[PrismZet]

my tongue agrees with these statements, and wishes to join the liberation.

[AleishaVideos]

Oh dear morgan, will you marry me?

[beybladawesomes]

what girl could tongue kiss himm

[PurpleDinoCar]

i have to say he a very smart and fashional person and probably very sufisticat and clean person and very awesome look tongue.

[SeXx7en]

The Tongue is a sexy, pink manly man that is a mix of sexual strength and power.

[Jyred]

reminds me of my ex-wife.