Life Off

[awsomelizzy13]

Wait a second, Craig with a wig and regular Craig in the same place?? Somethings fishy...

[acoupleofnerds]

If Real/Original Craig was/is Craig with a Wig how did they sit down together here? I think Real Craig is schizophrenic and all of the clones and Craig with a Wig are in his imagination. Now that he has an awesome girlfriend, he won't need them anymore.

[SpockRocksMySox]

How fun is this?! I haven't seen his old stuff in forever, this is so fun!

[ruthiekrager]

:D

[RetroGuerrilla]

:)

[MJB5815]

:(

[MJB5815]

all i did was cry...

[doorknobs217]

harry poter glasses!

[foxluver2828]

I missed you!!!!!

[ssbrwl]

That wasn't a flashback; that was Quiet Clone!

[SkullJokeBrook]

Well a CV is a story of your life. So you could have a CV OFF instead

[MariazzZebra]

SNOW !!!!!!!!

[LindsayWithAFez]

we have the same printer

[chillermillercream]

@LindsayWithAFez omg i also got that printer

[ApollonsChild]

laifof - isn't that a pokémon

[turtletarian2]

to do a life judge you have to make an impartial robot that judfges your life by how much dopamine is realeased.... how much money you make how many friends you have etc etc plust the robot could watch the whole vid in like five minutes..... only problem is to get the footage.... maybe place cameras behind everyones eyes and microphones in there ears... that would get the sufficient data for your life off

[colleenepicnessism]

The last pose must have been from Sexy Clone. Or Awkward Clone... if you made a Awkward Clone randomly. Also, I thought to settle the coffee situation you were going to have a life off and then, just push the clones into the alligator pit. ;D (Cyber Wink)

[HellsingLover50]

This game of life is so full of death! D:

[therewindeffect]

@HellsingLover50 saddly true

[greatauntprune]

HAHAHAH so hilarious

[ryutatsu2]

WE HAVE THE SAME PRINTER

let's hang out.

[xoxoAbBiixoxo]

1:04..is my new background

[chima93]

IS THAT PEDO CRAIG? 1:00

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[GumiYummi]

Lol u make me giggle when my foot is crying :(

[richmondabellera]

shu

[hermyslilsis]

This video is definitive proof that original craig is dead and the clones took over.

[TheSweetDream]

why are you so cute?

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

Can I get my own kitchen gun

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

Crag with a wig has the sexiest smile ever C:

[ExactlyElla]

So..... dose Craig with a wig sleeps at the Kitchen table?

[SPRlHA]

look at his bead at 1:57 then again at 1:59

What happened o.o?

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

@SPRlHA There was a clone on his bed C:

[imjohnandyouare]

0:00 - :50 pure genius(:

[oneawesomefreak1]

b34 ! 5u85cr|2!83d 2 U ! c0u|dn'+ 5+0p c|2y!n9

if you can read that i commend you.

[ABfan97]

@oneawesomefreak1 before i subscribed to you i couldn't stop crying. PWNED. lol jk.

[mikeycute00]

@oneawesomefreak1

---- I subscribed to you I couldn't stop crying?

[AlizaH11594]

i used to have the same printer! it stopped working a few weeks ago =/

[WILLorMADfilms]

all because of you i just challenged my friend's dad to a life off...

ah ha...

[IvarHuisman]

Hey Wheezy.

LIFE OFF!

Hah.

[BestPete8]

lol, Life Off!

[random4848]

ohh its a revolver, i thought it was a single shot i was like damn thats some fast reloading son

[datluigi]

I was crying.

[Liorenze]

i subscribed just cause of that blooper at the end lol

[IssyRedbird]

When he said, "I guess we should settle this like men." who else expected him to say "Life off!" XD

[lidiluvu]

LOL, a lot of stuff must break in your house

[MoldyTyler]

0:59 You are Blunty3000

[luddiker]

hahaha, when you realized the coffee is done was the funniest part.

[iMANTlS]

U have the same printer that I have

[ashs191]

Wheezy would that be a Disney Land revolver you have in your hand there as i have the exact same one from when i went to Disney Land Paris :)

[IssyRedbird]

I'm a girl, and I understand you. :D You love it when the coffee's done. :D

[GriffyFresh]

I love the fail Perfect 4th a the end!

[HeyImEmilye]

you should've had a life off with the clones for the coffee, instead of shooting them.

just sayin'.

[supermanJOEL2]

you should of had a life off with the clones to see who gets the coffee

[yinyanium]

cant believe this was 5 months ago

[wallyloiterer]

:o your wrist looks so skinny..

[TheAwesomebody]

first

[7SuperFrenchy7]

i saw that guy at the end on the key of awesome.

[Yohanan23]

dude, I crapped myself laughing at your 'one week ago'

[kaneinite4eva]

i weeped

[Narglesonamistletoe]

that was more than a week!

[Mer1002]

LOL THE ENDING WAS SO HILARIOUS!! I love you <3

[rolltideroll14]

woah first part made me dizzy :o

[indy100100]

i WAS CRYING ALLLL WEEK WHAAAAAAAA ;( ;(

[suicidalkittycarrots]

*phwew!* thank god you werent wearing CROTCHLESS pants D:

[TheLoonwolf]

With my life off the Wheezy Waiter and my five months off work I've been mainly getting high, experimenting and discovering hidden mysteries, becoming aware of the creeping monster of tyranny taking over the world, developing an alternate personality and finding the most awesome woman I could imagine. (And growing a beard part-time.)

[coolcats22]

you have the same printer that my dad has

[themcyntire]

i would wear the whole week the same clothing

[TheBawbag88]

nice vid! search "embarrassing wank story" for a funny vid! please subscribe! rate and comment :)

[TheStrongBoyz19]

I love it! Favourited!

[CogTheWicked]

"Life Off" Should be a new fox network show.

New Episodes Ever 100 years at 8'

[rjattack19]

hahahaah best sweater ever!

[maymay15912]

i want a wig...really bad....so i can kick someone in the balls and put the wig on and point the other way saying "he went that way...i swear"

[regularguy5mb]

Thought for sure you were going to challenge your clones to a Life Off... then shoot them.

[Zaiaku9]

yay creapy wig person :D lawl -subscribes to channel-

[angrysocks]

i was lost without u

[TANGTWINS]

if you dont shave your bierd iill be forced to watch your video your awsum videos

[notyouraveragething]

1:03 snow!

[mmarlainaa]

I have the same alarm clock in white.

Amasing! So amasing, I spell it with an S!

[kuliimjulischreiben]

CRAIG YOU HAVE THE SAME SPACE HEATER AS ME!!! *wink*

[TeamSaad]

Bang, Bang, Bang!! I love it!!

[Artemis750]

"I guess we settle this like men." *gunshots*

XD

[rachelisamazing1]

oh my goodness we have the same PRINTER/COPY/SCANNER thingy!!!!

[rebz2k6]

rofl at the end xD

[Liiina42]

1:34 best face EVR

[jacksturCubstur]

your syrup is dangerously low

[ALTHEMAN100]

my life off would not be nearly cool enough to win a duel, but i assure you after coming across your channel its become much more life..on?

i appreciuate you sir, now excuse me while i continue viewing all previousvideos.

*dingwink* :)

[ducktapelover1]

awesome life off

[SwiftTheFox15]

7 hi's.... for the week off

[ShaneLoLz14]

epic face at 2:10

[quadrelatera]

no.........its not.

[cinedova]

haaha you're videos are fuckin' dope man. Thanks for the comment, love.

[lauradoestheastro]

I love how the wink was done by that guy who literally posts a response to almost every video that appears in my sub box.

[ihearttheplanet]

Yay hes back :) best ITTCD ever btw i did exams all week so good to have you back :)

[CheckeredSkittleFish]

LOL at the last part "Hi *DING*...Hi"

[Firewingie]

Lovely sweater.

[soraiyame]

This was a wonderful comeback. amazing. five beautiful shining beams of light force.

[Zakattack4501]

You asked...

I met Thomas the Tank Engine! (no shit. He's in Grapevine today. I didn't see your vid till today so I'm counting it as part of your week off.)

[onehugsyguy]

You should have had a life off with those clones!

[TheMattMart]

I was in the Egypt for that week! it soothed the pain...

Say "xerophthalmiology."

[simchamo]

well let's see... became conscious went to school...testicles dropped...discovered depressing poetry and masturbation then discovered anti-poetry then transcendentalism then got laid...that's my life in a nutshell ...what, too literal?

[lotwte]

oh man great answer

[Deeeveees]

Wow wish he was or president!

[toriiskindacrazy]

this is one of my favorite weezy waiter videos!!!!

can you say...

"bleh balh de bop be doo bleh blah teedo woogide woogide bleh blah bleh bleh blah bleh bleh blah blah halb helb BALH HELB."

[TheBlueGummeBear1]

you look a lot like john green from the vlogbrothers with your glasses on O.o

[ebiannah]

Hi.  *ting*

[KelseyBeePink]

Whole body? o.o

[TomRegan94]

PPPFT YEAH... thats the best way to grow a beard.... ill show u how if u want to... its involves a lot of spare time and some hormones in pill form

[TomRegan94]

tmi?

[missjo5ie]

OMGOMGOMGOMG... That was seriously the funniest thing I've seen in weeks! I laughed out loud so effing LOUD!

[americas1stborn]

man... so funny

[FriendlyFangirl88]

Tabletop gaming and college classes. ...week off, week on, that's my life now.

...yeah...

[christabellie]

hmmm, funny you mention, but yes I did just subscribe to you.. and actually I did cry yesterday.

[redbearing]

how do we know your not the clone?

[nerdra]

... hi. :)

[CrazyLemur13]

Who started using the term "doo-bley-doo" for the description: wheezy or pogobat? Or was it some other third party?

[forgetregret12]

Vloggbrothers? Um.... Idk. But everyone uses it now

[tnevitt]

I always thought Pogobat, but I was later informed that it is wheezy that started it

[darklink64fan]

oops wrong video

[darklink64fan]

why dont you talk about how canada won gold in hockey

[Camdor5]

I cryed

[mblitz04]

With my week off I shaved my beard that I had been growing for over a month. When felt remorse as I realized how much of a kid I look like without it ( I am 24 yrs old)

[ErickB69]

Broke-in the new 27" iMac and watched Olympics.

[kaity0408]

I've missed you soooooo much!!

[Barosanumov]

i waited for a new vid from you!@!!! X(

[Screenplaya]

I spent my week...oh, you said "other than crying." Um, fun week. Got in touch with my feelings.

[FoxofNight]

Well, I was in San Francisco, so you picked an excellent week to not do videos, because I wouldn't have had time to watch them.

[potterlove]

kitchen gun? ahahaha

glad you're back, you make me smile :D

[choocken]

Hahahahaha best weezy ever... or maybe it was just so good cause ive been craving it for a whole week and a half... the half because my internet died.. i bet the next episode will suck as usual... only by suck i mean be awsome... im really tired and i have an assignment to do so thats why im typing for such a long time... apolpgies to anyone who had the misfortune of reading this garbage...

[rawroutloud]

i did the nasty.

[RealPartyBoi]

hahah Craig with the wig is the man

[XCrossfireD]

with my life off i thort about wot would be fun to do. then i did nothing and looked on the interwebs for some entertainment. then i watched a video about 3 bearded men and left a comment. theeeen i finished the said comment and went back to thinking about what would be fun to do...

[MattTheSpratt]

0:04 Cue 7 COMBO annotation.

[izziesmagicalglasses]

It so happened that my computer died for your entire week off.

[nakool1995]

I HAVE THE SAME PRINTER. So even if i don'T have a beard do you like me know? :D:D

[diane4609]

i got you -you are way funny thank-you

[clpolly]

I missed you *sniff*

but you're back. yay!!!

[Stupidbox2234]

I just don't get it. .

Your not funny. .

This guy is not funny.

Your sweater was pretty awesome though but still.

[lalibrarylady86]

Craig,

You have definitely grown on me - say like a beard- so I hope it is ok that I prefer your solo hilarity to your band persona.

Life-off...Now trying to figure out who I could win against. Hmmm.

Thanks for making me laugh even with kidney stones.

Alicia

[practicalliesane]

My vision for life off would be the people that loved you most would all edit a wikipedia page of you and all the people that loved the other person would do the same. Then somebody that knew neither of you would decide based on evidence presented.

With my week off I did some of my ever-mounting homework. Spring Break is soon though!

[haitsnicole]

YOUR SWEATER=MY LOVER.

[gentch09]

your sweatshirt.

ohmygoodness.

hahaha.

:)

[DidYouSayPickle]

I waited my entire life to find YOU!

I understand you Craig, love me. :)

[danceandrevolution]

i realized i could live without you this week, but life is just not as swell. It was a healthy separation but can we stay together forever now?

[ArchoniusXXVII]

the Life-Off would just be your standing at that point in your life. Someone would have to evaluate how well you've done - or who has done better - since the beginning of your life.

What I did during your week off? Watched old Wheezy Waiter episodes. It was a lonely week without you here, man.

[OfCourseTheresMe]

I cried... a lot. Oh wait, nvm you said I couldn't say that.... nothing.

[HottieBiscotti1]

I LOVE WHEEZY! (:

[ChaosmanOne]

Subbeg.

[maddierox87]

For the life-off, you could simply have the third party watch a 5-minute video put together of pieces of footage from the past week? I think it would make the life-off much simpler.

And maybe put a deadline on it too, like, a year? But wait, then it wouldn't be a life off.. Ohh, I dunno. Just some word vomit there...

[fjordy4]

I missed you! Internet hug

[jelowatanuki]

Not cry?.......(He commented knowingly) hahaha

[omfgkenji]

you make my days a whole lot better, haha, thanks :]

[Dartinin]

just a lot of cry during my life off >.>

[WTFMgo]

HES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dylaanxo]

when you said life off i was thinking more like an insult. HEY YOU -- LIFE OFF!

[sk8rdman]

you'd better hope those are your clones and not yourself from the futures...

[fraughtrun]

wow. i have that printer and i also have that (had that) toy piano.

[HannahMontana336]

welcome back wheey!

[LarryArtFx]

cant stop laughing at the way he hits the keyboard thing at the start lololol

[Foaly2001]

i missed you wheezy...i'm now the best trumpet player in the band...i beat the guy with a beard no joke xD

[MourningsEnd]

I lol'd hard. I missed you so much, Wheezy.

[craptolafest07]

I started a few games on Beardmuda... it was fun

[ScoffMathews]

AMAZING welcome back wheezy!

[night757wolf]

funny great points lol

[bergles420]

i just remembered who you remind me of! my Latin teacher softmore year could be your twin. his name was mr rohn

[ipoodism]

uhm hi

so just a question

is there a reason you have

a lil purple piano thingy or what ever lol

[Mr515152]

joshuamcneil8 u relize that ur name comes from the bible. witch jews study.

[joshuamcneil8]

@Mr515152 HOW BOUT YOU STUDY my cock in your jew rat loving christian wanna be mouth and you wasted your dumb as life following what the old vatican written shit bible you fucking butt lickin jew fag

[benknightprime]

so yur saying u want a dude to touch yur dick that means yur gay and there is nothing wrong with being jewish im not jewish but it is true

[IRISHstudios]

1:03 PEEEEETAPHILE!!!!

[SuperPurple28]

@joshuamcneil8 WTF mate!