Dylan Moran - Potential (Monster)

[henryessex]

The sad thing is that we all really want this to not be true, that we all wanna go out and do our best and be the best. Then suddenly something all goes horribly wrong and we become those "fat fucks." Gonna need to think about this. >.>

[topperheartramada]

when he goes to the hair dresser... how does he explain how he wants his hair done? how do you describe that mess on his head?

[Shaguar97]

I would love to live inside of his mind!

[Loulose]

Dear God. When he meows... I lost my panties.

[Swarmking]

And if he painted, he'd make a truly amazing painter.

[Swarmking]

This man conjures some of the most amazing imagery with his routines. If he wasn't a comedian, he'd make a totally awesome author.

[Jalnakid]

haha

[ImogensImagination18]

Dylan Morran is a fucking hilarious genius.

[hyrulemusic]

But better.

[hyrulemusic]

He's the Irish Charlie Sheen.

[Nogli]

Can I not go anywhere on YouTube without someone mentioning that wife-beating drug addict? Justin Bieber as well...

[hyrulemusic]

@Nogli Welcome to the internet, please enjoy your stay. We have multiple repetitions of annoying pop-culture icons and memes available twenty-four-seven for your eye-gouging, ear-popping displeasure, and a cash bar. On your left, you'll notice that nobody gives a fuck.

[BurntOutOnReEntry]

@hyrulemusic Yeah, except funny, awesome and tolerable.

So basically not like Charlie Sheen at all.

[monkeynut4]

8 people looked at their potential and found a cat with diarrhea

[tobo86]

After watching it, I'd say that skit fulfilled its potential

[Premdus]

beer can balanced on your nineth belly =D

[RuskinJosh]

"..Smoking as well, probably."

[goverky]

brilliant guy~！！！

[Lessproductivestuff]

kinda ironic.. oh well.

[baldrbraa]

... and some terrible guy, the colour of an aubergine, rounds the corner, holding a milk of beef tea, wearing a string vest, and says ...

[Shassouneh]

You, the fat fucks watching them. LOOOOOOOOOOL

[isisavye]

int he 1920 30s 40s he would have been tied with joyce fitzgerald and the chain.

21st century? hes a comedian.

how pitiful, waste of intelligence. people laugh at what he says

[MyEpicTroll]

@isisavye

Intelligent people recognize the points he makes. And those that don't wouldn't get it anyway. In reality, being a comedian, he opens the door for a lot of people to hear him. The fact that he makes it funny makes more people actually pay attention. How many people give a shit about a uni-directional motivational speaker? Not nearly as many as people who want someone as multifaceted and clever as Dylan to make them laugh uncontrollably.

[moreofus1]

sending love - from croatia!



[harrysmithmusic1]

best motivational speaker EVER

[Salvac88]

HOW IS HAPPY? u the fat fucks watching them!!

[dodgeman666]

7 people didn't manage to steal the goose from the casino with Binky.

[wyatta01]

I just like when he sweeps his hair back cos his forehead doubles, it's crazy :D

[danielfigs]

7 dislikes? come on... seriously

[19dec1981]

just been to Budapest. i was thinking about the Budapest bit and started laughing by myself on the street. locals might thought i was crazy

[shaundedekind1]

I hope i never see him sober.. I'm too scared he wouldn't be funny...

[tayloreh]

IMO, Happiness isn't a pursuit. We all already have it, whether you accept it or not. So if you start looking for it, assuming your missing something, perpetually, all you find is a starving grey kitty with diarrhea who smokes. I think thats what he's driving at anyway.

[N0nC0mprende]

@tayloreh thats a crap outlook. as soon as we become satisfied with what we HAVE we stop wanting to IMPROVE. The only way mankind can grow and evolve is if we remain completely unsatisfied with what we have.

[tayloreh]

@N0nC0mprende You can still want to do stuff, yet be completely content. They aren't opposites, which is a very hard thing for a workaholic world to understand. A level of inner-contentment comes first before you can expect to feel any sense of accomplishment, and it comes from being excited, not disappointed, by the world as it is atm. Then you're REALLY driven to experiment with it and understand people better. This curiosity can get misconstrued as 'progress', though progress never...

[tayloreh]

@N0nC0mprende (cont.) actually happens, because its all just re-arranging what we already have. Life is a competition, but those who really win it are driven to maintain their own inner-bliss, not pursue it through some external source. Consumerism should tell us that external things don't make us more happy. Or at least thats my take. So to simplify; don't even think about our purpose as progress, just imagine the world you truly want and make it so.

[carlsunshine]

@tayloreh you are an arsehole

[tayloreh]

@carlsunshine I meant nothing bad by it.

[carlsunshine]

@tayloreh you meant something boring by it. This is youtube not a friggin academic journal

[tayloreh]

@carlsunshine Youtube's whatever we want it to be. And trust me, I freakin hate academics writing. But living for the moment only and not trying to expand your mind, ignoring the unfamiliar; now THAT is actually boring. Thats a surefire way to not live. Schools make us think learning sucks, but its not true.

[carlsunshine]

@tayloreh NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR GAY LECTURE

[stiofanliam]

@carlsunshine except you

[carlsunshine]

@stiofanliam cram it with walnuts ugly

[stiofanliam]

@carlsunshine touché, or should I say touchy.

[carlsunshine]

@stiofanliam  hows abouts just say nothing

[xzarmonty4]

@tayloreh The other guy may disagree, but I agree on all your points. Learning new things is awesome. :)

[johnjnukemsheridan]

@tayloreh I think so too

[DigitalGhost94]

I think he's the only comedian i know who drinks and smokes on tv, and they've started pixelating smoking out of music videos now, which i think is stupid.

[quicklyintothevoid]

great comic.

[elginxxxman]

I think he's very sexy, just the ups and downs in his voice as he speaks and the carefree and yet kind of jaded way he waves his cig around as he paces turns me on so much . . .

[MrRABC1]

A long long tube with my arse away over there so i dont have to deal with it!!!! Golden stuff!!!

[hughGwilly]

i love his descriptive language! he should write a book

[Fab4Sunrises]

And some horrible guy the color of an aubergine rounds the corner holding a mug of beef tea wearing a sring vest and says "Menhnnm...Maanng...*kissy face*"

[Idolcruisefix]

i think some of the best athletes in the world are happy and some of the fat fucks screaming advice at them with beers leaning on their 9th belly are sad. there is alot of really on point twisted subject matter moran, it seems a little fishy to almost always be geared in the dirrection of the neo-con in very subtle ways. very fishy.

[TheAnxiousMan]

@Idolcruisefix amazing comment. Amazing.

[moiandhim2]

cliche.. biggest cliche..

[annaisjesus]

HAHAHHAHAH

[Jaquita12]

its like your bank balance: you always have a lot less than you think

[Fishlights]

"You-u-u-u WANKER" now that's advice

[savetherum]

"...pianos shooting out canapes into the mouths of elegant men and women who are exchanging witticisms." oh, the imagery in Dylan Moran's rants. <3

[MrCommenterguy]

lmao- a sucker thing instead of teeth, cos theyre just trouble in the end you know? XD

[Shassouneh]

2:52

Who's happy? You. That fat **** watching them. LOL

[temporaldisplacement]

I figure I'm in great shape as long as i fit into my spider-man costume. ;)

[karthikbing]

You will be lying*

[karthikbing]

TRy not to agree with him; you will lying to your soul.

[aeromadaero]

i love this type of comedy, dry informed and cynical. I hope that the anti smoking laws have not had too dire an impact on his act.

[RSVPBlogger]

Theatre stages are actually exempted from anti-smoking laws. Not kidding.

[TheGzeus]

I think that's true in some parts of America, as well. Depends on the district/county etc.

I doubt I could get away with that around here. The bar owner would be too touchy, as _they_ get the fine, and the fines are exponentially greater each time.

[brianofwar]

go kill yourself

[222nietzsche]

Who's NBOODY?

[qwertypluss]

why would you care, seeing as you care about nboody, "nietzsche"

[222nietzsche]

Nice understanding of nihlism there qwertypluss. But i'll let you off for spelling our beloved Friedrich's name correctly.

[Cody111079]

I heard somewhere that the pictures behind him are drawn by him..do you know something about it? might be a rumour..

[Prazzie]

It's true. Wikipedia concurs.

[Cody111079]

wow..didn't know that he can draw caricatures :) that's great

[grnlfe01]

its true

[brightyoungross]

i think thats true, id be very suprised if it was otherwise, why he, of all people, would put up other peoples dram cynical yet highly amusing drawings. if you know what i mean. and i can imagine him scribling away in a bar somwhere with a glass of red =)

[rawwrilyx]

yeah, they are drawn by him (: x

[wrightherewrightnow9]

My maths teacher once told me I had the potential to get an A. I repeated the bank balance line. I could tell she wanted to slap me, but it was enormously satisfying!

[Brinniey]

funny with the hottest voice, i love it haha

[Steerpike07]

This is so spot on! I've always left my potential well alone & I still have so much of it left whereas my friends have all used theirs up.

[LordShivasServant]

Yeah. It's just a big scam to tire us all out.

Well done

[theoneandonlysmess]

ok so the video stopped at least ten minutes ago...and im still laughing, god i love him :)

[steveraff01]

Hahaha the cat part is the best xD

I love dylan moran

Im proud to say i live in navan now knowing he is from here =]

[PeaceLoveEtc]

hes so cute! especially the accent!

[DigitalGhost94]

@PeaceLoveEtc agree his face is child like and theres something vunerable about dylan

[thetaffinator]

the empheseymic landlady untangling her pop-socks and the terrible guy the colour of an aubergine is so funny. i love dylan, this show is up there with sexie by izzard and jerry sadowitz

[Geisterfaust]

"Yees, this reminds me of the time I was in Budapest with Binky! We were trying to steal a goose from the Casino." - Brilliant!

[StonefieldJim4]

Priceless - he's peerless@Geisterfaust

[NightinGal89]

@Geisterfaust dont get it.

[hanuda101]

This guy is a genius. Absolutely brilliant :)

[Klamath2046]

Flamingoes serving drinks. I want some now...