Crappy Games: Double Dare (NES)

[TheMadStork83]

IDK, this game seemed pretty easy as a kid. The challenges aren't that hard. Once you find the proper speed and angle, theres no way on why you should lose.

[cameron20101000]

Another crappy game from Gametek

Gametek also ruinied Brutal Above the Claw on Sega 32X

[ahmet8888]

this review sucks. this is actually a decent game and the show was awsome. your just giving it a bad review because your incapable of answering the simplest questions.

[Frizzurd]

No giant runny nose in the obstacle course?  This is not Double Dare!

[TrollSlayer2001]

Marc Summers looks creepy in this horrible game.

[KidGokuuu]

Lol "woohoo".. U win prizes xD

[TitanicNeoTyphlosion]

maybe the obstacle coarse isn't that hard, maybe you just suck

[dciguy01]

I would have killed to be on Double Dare. That show was the shit. This review is just shit.

[F5FURU12]

I  REPRESENT TEAM TWAT YAY!!!!!!!

[dss103]

LOL the beginning was funny

[TheCreator4]

ocourse the computer kicks my ass ocourse cuz its the computer ocourse

[OreoMan951]

keep holding down 4 rofl

[rundownthestreet202]

Wait.. you didn't know the month that comes in like a lion and out like a lamb. Wow, I knew that in kindergarten.

[CrosseyedPwnzy]

Also press 1 and then 6 over and over for PIG SHIT!!!

[CrosseyedPwnzy]

Press 7 over and over rofl

[jre52301]

I doubt you have a girl friend or wife.

[cb19882000]

sorry to tell you but the game and the show both rule it was double dare on your nes you could play it at home with your family it was awesome

[namtabaol1]

the show was boss but yea this looks like id have more fun pulling out my own teeth lol and the best part of the vid was 4:)5 when you said you couldnt get it in i died laughing lol hopefully not true all the time lol

[darkshade2k7]

0:22 What the hell is with his face? That's hilarious! 'Durr hurr hurr'

[OreoMan951]

@darkshade2k7 he's getting constant blowjobs.

[OreoMan951]

lmao when you said "were the developers stoned when they made this part?"

LMAO

[SegaMasterSystem101]

0:00 Rare developed this game.

[jvanbe02]

Is there anyone who does these reviews who doesn't swear every 5 seconds?

[arcticbanana69]

@jvanbe02 check out aqualung game reviews he's the best on youtube when it comes to classic games

[DobbelMarx]

AVGN-copycat. And a bad one. "Woo, I am really angry at everything and I swear a lot!"

[tthomaselli2]

150 people are being stalked by the creepy-ass game show host.

[mikegt600]

wat kind of game is double dare wtf

[Papso11]

The answer is March.

[atypicalmystery]

All of these games you find crappy, I find awesome. Your not the angry nintendo nerd no matter how hard you try. I'm doing pretty good right now in this game, It's not nearly as hard as your making it seem. I think you just suck at nes games.

[umk23]

I'm sorry but Double Dare was fucking awesome. The show was the shit.

[F5FURU12]

@umk23 is it like that retard new gameshow brainsurge

[umk23]

@F5FURU12 Nope.

[puccaperson]

@umk23 yeah if he hates the show he doesent even have to watch it!

[k598k633k403]

Wooow. You have the worst jokes ever. They "make me want to hang myself." This hole video is garbage and I hope you feel like shit for posting it. You are terrible at the game and too much of an idiot to know the answers, accept it. Godddddd. The video is still going and your voice makes me want to fucking shoot myself. Go burn your nes and anything with an internet connection. OOOOHH MY GOOOOD. "best control scheme. Best control scheme, best conrtol scheme." I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr12355732]

the show real cool but this is just bullshit

[Oscy]

Why is everyone trying to copy the angry video game nerd? If we want to see/hear someone swearing and being angry at an ok video game, we already have someone for that.

Even if we want someone who shits all over games, we have Zero Punctuation as backup for that too.

Be yourself, or think up a groundbreaking character to review as...

Although this is 4 years too late. >_>

[pathammond]

Twat and Cooties.

[Fellopian22]

Have to admit those are some awsome prizes.

[gladfan1989]

I have to agree with you on the obstacle course. I played this game quite a bit and could only win the course once ever! The controls really suck and whatever they were stoned on, I don't wanna know.

[Fallout2Forever]

You ever consider that you might just suck at the game, and you just need to practice some more?

[HMachProductions]

Maybe you just suck at this game...

[betohap]

your a dumbass. your obviouly 12 years old. Cuz you don't get double dare. IF your older i feel sry for you being worthless in life.

[WorldChallenge]

Double Dare was the epitome of Nick Game Shows. Do not dis the legend!

[undertakerfreak1127]

Maybe the computer beats you everytime because you're stupid and you suck at the game?

[etemon777]

Double Dare was a great show.

[ffcjellyhorse]

you made me laugh hard with the math test part funny stuff

[MegaGoat]

Shut the fuck up stop yelling into the microphone you cuntface

[thewetbandito]

you suck at reviewing. this is not funny at all. you're so retarded. dumbass.

[TeeAreify]

LOL twat cooties

[Philosifus]

You know something something's wrong when it's a trivia game with computer controlled opponents...

[sdremish]

Crappy Games = guy who never left his parents house

Really dude, you kiss your mama with that tongue?

[Saintnick90]

Double Dare (the show) ruled. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[SuperBigBrother10]

Double Dare is not a piece of crap!!

[spinglishreturns]

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

[wirety1]

threw the banana is the funniest thing ever 4-ever man j1s great

[JStarzY97]

the computer kicked your ass because you suck

[wirety1]

grab the fucking flaging is like the best part in this video

[vaibanez17]

This game is mildly entertaining and the obstacle course is impossible but the game show ruled and this guy is a huge idiot for saying it sucked...that was the best game show besides Legends of the Hidden Temple that Nickelodeon ever produced

[TheWafflescat]

this shit should mother fuckin die for ever

[assballs458]

THIS FUCKING GAME SHOW MUST DIE

[IHaveToSignUp1234567]

Most of the games Jedite reviews/has reviewed aren't THAT bad.. he exaggerates the game's flaws to be funny as does every other game reviewer out there.. INCLUDING the AVGN. So.. lay off of him, enjoy the videos and stop being so goddamn bitter people..

[pwnmanEXE]

Don't be a vapid AVGN knockoff, kids.

[JacopeX]

AVGN is the most overrated video game reviewer...he is not funny and he tries way too hard to be funny anyways.

[pwnmanEXE]

@JacopeX Yeah, I kinda wince when AVGN overdoes it on the cursing tirades, but at least he manages to be informative.

[typeonegative71203]

more like carbon dioxide

[jiggawalla]

Aside from the part about the rotating d-pad, Jedite is a fucking whiny baby dumbass. This game is fun as hell with your friends and who doesn't know that march is the lion lamb month. Fucking retard.

[Mudkipro]

Dont get mad at him its just an an opinion.

[qwertication]

Go Fuck A God Damn Goat You sack of shit and choke on some cum Jiggawalla and what the fuck kinda name is jiggawalla anyway sounds like it came from a fortune cookie

[AntonyBlalock]

The show was the shit,but this is just plain shit.

[Cronus600Gaia]

The game show's pretty stupid; I bet this horrible game is worse though. And yes, I agree, the game show host looks like a pedophilic rapist! He just gives me nightmares looking at him. Also, yes, the name you chose worked perfectly for that pile of shit!

[kojarart05689]

what was this shit?!!!!!!

[badandy4452]

i think i beat like once

[AICJDR]

This game is awesome

[b1gd08]

"Come on move your ass you fucking retard!" "Grab the fucking flag youuuu shit! God Daaamn" LMAO

[Chickostix89]

could've done without the profanity filled commentary...

[livardo]

I think that's the point of his vids.

[WorldChallenge]

How can you disrespect the most popular Nick game show ever? How old were you in the 80s/90s?

[Jegudiel29ZX]

"Grab that fucking flag you shit!" ROFL

[zickery12]

ew, you sound so weird! haha

[soydivina96]

Fresh piece of meat. LOL!!!

[soydivina96]

Stop moving, you fucking retard. lol

[ultraprime2]

Lol, undressing you with his eyes

[R3ZA]

GRAB THE FUCKING FLAG, YOU SHIT!

[thanhbites]

Irented this game back in the day and i hated this game with a pashion and i wonted to brake it but i was not mine but one year my grand mama got this for me as a chrismas present . and CRACK !!!!! ... sorry grandma .

[bry3685]

rofl

[RobertNM]

Where is the challenge where they dig the flag out of the giant nose???

[supersaver87]

Double Dare show: very good.

Double Dare game: not so good.

I thought the questions were decent and the graphics were fine, but yeah, the control sucked. In the obstacle course, I remember pounding the buttons for a good 30 seconds before figuring out what on Earth I was supposed to do. :P

[DJKID777]

man this game is good is that ur just boring

[BlackWolvesStudios]

I learned not to play this the hard way

[1yoan3]

YOUR SO FUNNY !

[Jegudiel21ZX]

6:23 where you yelled made me laugh my ass off

[theboombody]

It wouldn't be so funny if you could actually do something about it. I can't picture rotating the pad a certain way would have him get the flag on the first jump.

[Imnotan00b]

I can't see the obstacle course being beaten without an NES Advantage.

[Pooky1991]

I remember this show only a little but I doubt the questions were this hard.

[PriceRight89]

Double Dare (the show) kicked ass. The game was crappy.

[TheHeroForce]

I I Played That Game In My ChildHood And It Was Horrable

[JaySticLe]

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Double Dare (the game show) was NOT crappy! Only the video game was.

[Codecontroller]

fucking suck-ass controls lol

[TheHeroForce]

Just use state Save and Load

[Codecontroller]

crap-ass controls lol

[twoheadedboy194]

Back off the fucking microphone dude. It's like you're trying to eat it.

[BlueMario1016]

MMmmmm....Fresh piece of Meat! *licks* LOL!!!!

[TheHeroForce]

There No Meat In This Game But The Meat Is Only In Legend Of Zelda

[FunnyMoFo93]

hahaha!

[DrPhilMusic]

it's not as bad as this guy describes. if you're smart, you won't have problems with the questions (if you're a retard like this guy, you won't answer any right) but yes, the controls in the bonus round and tossup rounds are bad, but seriously, this guy needs to find other ways to bash the horrible controls other than acting like the angry video game nerd (seriously jedite, AKA douchebag, you're not gaining any fans by copying something thats already been done.)

[kyrii212]

anger much

[Reko8]

how are your braces doing kid?

[dudeitsjoe]

This game is fun to play with friends,,,,,so is Family Fued.

[jhzenor61481]

this video made me laugh!

[DBZdude95]

that game show host looks like the joker but more peodophilist

[DT170x]

Man you put on the most simple difficulty and you are getting manhandle man and Yes this game sucks.

[tayloranddustin99]

hahaha hahaha hahaha!!!! this is so damn funny!!!!

[myboobtoob]

Oh look fresh meat. You keep making me laugh

[L1GH7N1NG]

"Stop moving you fuckin' retard !"

[TheHeroForce]

No It's Not That Well He Has No Idea How To Play This Game

[deladuff]

your reviews are ok try to be yourself no need to rip off the nerd. Christ, that was just a unfunny attempt at trying to be funny.

[ialsoRAPEemos]

I Double Dare you to play this game and NOT want to kill yourself!!

[texaschainsaw55]

I have this game on the nes

[dandjny3169]

game sucked hardcore.....lol

[Reoko77]

YOUR incredibly annoying!

[gregarious24]

People who use YOUR instead of YOU'RE is incredibly annoying!

[Reoko77]

people who correct people are MORE annoying!!!

[MorshuProductions]

people who keep on saying other people are annoying are the MOST annoying

[Reoko77]

then you lose.

[MorshuProductions]

i knoe :D

[MorshuProductions]

whoops i meant know

[Nintendoman2112]

lol I actually have this game and i agree it sucks!

[ultramegaunknown]

lmao

The host looks like a child-molesting version of Donkey Kong

[IRAPEemos666]

Mark Weiner!!!

[wingman32x]

lol loved the opening line!

[kulemv]

it was funny but you could get a better mic lol

[ronmower]

Well what a coincidence, Gametek made this game, the same company that made that trainwreck American Gladiators for Genesis.

[DemonHeart85]

Twat lol

[PhonyDannyG]

i actually loved the game show as a kid, and my older brother actually thought he was marc summers. but this guy makes a point of how retarded the video game was. i found that the humor reminded me of what i would've said which made me laugh even harder. bravo

[beboobeboo]

haha God knows you won't be using the bike or camping gear since you've never seen the sun in your life.

[beboobeboo]

HAHAHA what a loser

[podftghgyg15]

LOL so funny with rhe game show host I cracked up

[dakarus]

HEY KIDZ GADER UUP ODA WHOLE FAMOWEE

[podftghgyg15]

dude do you have the nentendo 64 then reveiw super man 64 it`s fuking shit.

[kangocop]

I can't believe you can't use rude names anymore in games, I remember Armake calling his character in that disney game asshole and mickey mouse actually said it lol

[shawnmurr]

he tryin to like your ass! rofl

[Supercalifan12]

Someone in my family hanged himself.

[BiggNife119]

"Stop moving, you fucking... retard."

lmfao

[hotwhire]

i like your reviews man

[Sparverine]

It was a good Nickelodeon game show for its time, but it wouldn't translate well today. The video game wasn't that good, though.

[Rachman1337]

Wow, you're like an exact duplicate of Nicotine Alan!

[RunandGunPictures]

No, no... Nicotine is much much M-U-C-H funnier... God I miss him and urinating tree...

[Scatmn64]

@RunandGunPictures you know, they're both still around. UT has his account back, and nicotine is now boxedentertainment21

[tthomaselli2]

"Grab the fuckin' flag, you shit!". (Lol.).

[tthomaselli2]

"After playing this game for about 5 minutes, you realize how fucking boring this game is!"... "The game-show host just creeps me out!"...: I said the same things when I first got this game.

[gossamer93]

i played this game. i actually beat the obstacle course

[straightofdahood]

lol

this guy is funny as hell

i never even knew this was a game

[lordofwrath88]

hey the game (nick's double dare) rocked you turbo nerd

[LegenderyMan]

The game is not bad you just suck at it noob.

[PhanatixDDH]

No, the game sucks. In fact it makes no sense that they even made the game..

[kuriboshoemario]

LOL jedite is a hilarious reviewer

[bde1982]

Have you heard about this stupid kid who calls himself Sizzler07? He's the worst video game reviewer ever!