If you are thinking of having an abortion this is a must see.
I watched this movie called 180 movie it was very good if you are pro-life or pro-choice, watch this award winning documentary and see where you stand at the end. At least watch the trailer and see if you are interested.
Now I understand why Black is always so angry. He works his ass off to provide some good social criticism and what do these idiotic morons do? Dumbly laugh at it and go about their merry way without changing fuck shit. I guess they are nothing but pieces of meat with eyes after all.
Oh, and: Proteins: The less heated, the healthier *and* the tastier! Awesome deal, if you ask me. (Look up slow cooking, which is the top chef’s second secret to mind-boggingly awesome meat. The first secret to great food is *freshness*, *freshness*, *freshness*. If it has got a list of ingredients, or is pure like an extract (like sugar), don’t touch it.)
No Lewis. *You* don’t know. :) I do know. It’s just that companies love to tell you lies to make money. Even if that kills you. And doctors get their opinions from magazines made by *the same damn companies*!
Thing is: You can research things for yourself. Starting with Dr. M. O. Bruker’s great book teaching the chemistry behind it and how nutrition got fucked up by greedy companies. Quick quide: Carbohydrates: The longer the better. So: Sugars: Bad. Fats: Good! Vital substances: Vital. Duh. :)
@dobba92: You fail at life. Because you not only agree to be censored by religious terrorists. Nooo. You… *censor yourself*. I can not even begin to describe how big of a failure that is. Seriously. The mental lapse to accomplish this level of delusion is staggering!
@schmendriks "Negro"? Sorry, but your attempt to appear non-racist has FAILED. Either that or you are way out of touch b/c the term is black or African American.
@redball81 I'm sorry, but if you are American...then you are AMERICAN!!! Why do you have to stick African in front of it? Now who is throwing race into the mix?
@redball81 Therefore aren't you segregating yourself? You are creating the very problem you say you are against. I know when I see a black person I don't think African American...or when I meet an Italian person don't think Italian American, I think American.
@maegann1196 I'd consider it self-segregation if you then make a point of only hanging out with people who are Irish/Italian/African American like you. I don't think using outdated/offensive terms, like Negro or Oriental, is at all similar to taking pride in your heritage. You want people to just forget their heritage and culture? I think it's great that Italian Americans take pride in that and are friends witih me and might cook me some yummy authentic Italian dishes once in a while :).
3:30 - unfortunately, it appears that more and more people are, in fact, just meat with eyes. no brains required. let the govt. do your thinking for you.
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!! MY PEE HAS NO COLOR. Lmfao well I'm picky about my water; not terribly though as long as it's not tap water or spring water I'll drink it. lol but seriously I want to meet the person who drinks eight bottles a day. That just seems like way too much. I drink about half a liter per day on average, unless I'm working out a lot or just really thirsty-which happens a lot here in AZ-and even then still just a liter, and that's enough to last me the whole day/evening.
The word is and always will be "thirsty" Not "hydrate". They made that fucking word up. Me and my wife found this show to be the funniest ever stand up. Took me a while to convince her that he's not really that angry in real life. As far as I know.
Really think about what he is saying, why do we buy and drink bottled water when it comes right to the house, it has as long as i have been alive!!! yeah in emergency situations sure, but i remember drinking out of the water hose, even an old pump well when i was little!!! Now my kids wont drink water unless its bottled and we have great water where we live!!!! Jesus the new world is shiiitttt!!!!
what the fuck are we supposed to do? If we drink 56 bottles a week, wouldn't that cause a lot of pollution with all the plastic? And we're supposed to eat salads with vegetables, but there's a recall every other week for E Coli or some shit!! What the hell!!!??
@BigFlats01 Uh, yeah you can. There are people out there that don't necessarily work out, but they do hard work and stay busy, and they live to be a ripe old age. My grandfather lived to be in his nineties, and he certainly didn't eat right. He worked two jobs when he did work, and when he retired, he kept was constantly working on home improvement projects. QED.
@ninjast4r you might not become some morbidly obese person..but just because you eat like crap and burn off the calories and still be massively unhealthy..heart disease, high cholesterol, diabetes, you name it.
Our country had water, coming to our homes. And even if we were locked out we could get it....clean water and we said NO!! FUCK YOU!! I DONT WANT IT TO BE SO GODDAMN CONVENIENT!!!
@JoeMamaNewAccount Actually, he said that he starts his jokes small, and he just keeps going until he can't anymore. So I would say it's not acting. It's his persona with his jokes.
I love Lewis Black, but am I the only one who noticed that he is drinking Fuji water? Not only bottled, but shipped half away around the world it is the worst bottled water for the environment. Bring out the garden hose Lewis.
Yeah I agree about the Carlin comparison. Carlin was my favorite living comedian, now very sadly because Carlin died, it's Black. :) I hope jon stewart does some stand up, he's a really smart funny guy too
He's got kind of a george carlin style of comedy to him, he doesnt use like the mic as a prop or objects as props, hes more of a story teller. Lewis Black is hillarious.
I used to get by on maybe a glass a day of water and maybe stick my head under the faucet and lap some until I wasn't thirsty. That's when I was younger. Any more If I don't get a gallon or more or if I even trickle with sweat I start dieing. The government has put some kind of thirst maker in the water. Maybe it's the leftover fluoride from the train that rolled in the 50's? I do know the ground water is completely contaminated because of the fuel additives and the leaking storage tanks. Cow.
i got this show on DVD his fucking amazing ... if u did like this guy u should fucking try. Rodney Carrington and Stephen lynch too.. they are FUCKING AMAZING too..
"Scientists have begun to experiment to find the effects of water on our system and guess what. We're probably drinking too much water. And by the sound of your reaction I realize that some of you... ARE FUCKED!"
"Our country, had water, coming to our homes. And even if we were locked out, we could still get it. Clean water and we said 'NO... FUCK YOU!! I DON'T WANT IT TO BE THAT GOD-DAMN CONVENIENT! I wanna drive, and drive, and drive, and look for water. Like my ancestors did."
But then they started bottling water and once they started bottling water they said 8 bottles a day! 8! 8 You fuckers!! That's 56 bottles of water a week. You need a borough to carry that much shit around! And many doctors say if you don't drink 56 bottles a week, at the end of the week, you should take a gardening hose and shove it up your ass. Hahaha!!! So fucking hilarious!
isn't drinking more than 3 litres a day dangerous. My guess is that the bottles are around half a litre so that would mean that those who do it are drinking more than 4 litres. sounds to much to me.
As far as I remember it was something like 2 litres. It definitely varies depending where you are from. maybe I am thinking more in terms of a couple of hours.
Yeah it varies according to where you live, wether the climate is warm or cold, and of course it also varies from person to person. A bodybuilder for instance loses more fluids than the average. I just remember that a 3.5 liters is average where I live (Denmark), and in Japan I think too...
The 2nd rule is (I believe this is the actual quote) "If you masturbate...*laughs*...if you masturbate 20 times a day...you'll never make it out the front door. You might make it to the door, but when you grab the handle, you'll fall down."
the word we will now and always use is thirsty not hydrate we made that fucking word up!
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3:44 - 3:50 LOL
musnoure 2 months ago
have you had deerpark water? it tastes like a deer bathed in it.
gmoose03 3 months ago
my pee has no color!
aliqsadiq 3 months ago
6:36 XD that's so fucking true
Aaronandfabs 3 months ago
I lve this!!! I cannot not watch this without laughing every time I do!!!!!
teenwolffan247 4 months ago
8 bottles? How big? 1 liter? Yeah, that’s not much different from a ass-hose. ^^
Evi1M4chine 4 months ago
@icthruu4evr This HBO special was pale in comparison to his Rules Of Enragement album, which had the same material, but better.
Seej1982 5 months ago in playlist comedy
i like how he drinks bottled water the whole time
jabobo14 5 months ago 2
umm water
jabobo14 5 months ago
LOL,this guy is too funny. Funny in a sad way though,cause what he says is true
FoxsNewsReport 5 months ago
Anybody else drinking water while watching this?
princehillanbrand9 6 months ago
@princehillanbrand9 I'm drinking coffee.
ShaDHP23 2 months ago
Now I understand why Black is always so angry. He works his ass off to provide some good social criticism and what do these idiotic morons do? Dumbly laugh at it and go about their merry way without changing fuck shit. I guess they are nothing but pieces of meat with eyes after all.
MoaiMaea 7 months ago
Watching this makes me thirsty, time to get a glass of water:)
Audiomancer 7 months ago
That was entertaining *sips water
Justgetmein 8 months ago
@dobba92 I hate to disappoint you, but his second general rule of health involved masturbation and a rectal thermometer.
chrisjt86 9 months ago
@chrisjt86 What was the exact quote since it was cut out from the video?
jkman10 9 months ago
Oh, and: Proteins: The less heated, the healthier *and* the tastier! Awesome deal, if you ask me. (Look up slow cooking, which is the top chef’s second secret to mind-boggingly awesome meat. The first secret to great food is *freshness*, *freshness*, *freshness*. If it has got a list of ingredients, or is pure like an extract (like sugar), don’t touch it.)
Evi1M4chine2 10 months ago
No Lewis. *You* don’t know. :) I do know. It’s just that companies love to tell you lies to make money. Even if that kills you. And doctors get their opinions from magazines made by *the same damn companies*!
Thing is: You can research things for yourself. Starting with Dr. M. O. Bruker’s great book teaching the chemistry behind it and how nutrition got fucked up by greedy companies. Quick quide: Carbohydrates: The longer the better. So: Sugars: Bad. Fats: Good! Vital substances: Vital. Duh. :)
Evi1M4chine2 10 months ago
@dobba92: You fail at life. Because you not only agree to be censored by religious terrorists. Nooo. You… *censor yourself*. I can not even begin to describe how big of a failure that is. Seriously. The mental lapse to accomplish this level of delusion is staggering!
Evi1M4chine2 10 months ago
@Evi1M4chine2 Wtf? lol
xfrl 6 months ago
oh fuck my pee has no color either
nuggz503 10 months ago
73 people drink 8 bottles of water a day and enjoy driving to the market to look for water like our ancestors did.
angelfan5589 10 months ago 2
7:20-7:33 the best part ever
foleyisstillgod 10 months ago
damn, now whenever I drink water I want it to have chunks of fat in it
mdsatan 10 months ago 2
This man is my God. His word is Gospel. Lewis Black, forgive us our sins and deliver us from bullshit.
TheHockeyCentral 10 months ago
notice how he points to god when he says "PRICKS LIVE FOREVER!"
CChaterkid2003 11 months ago
At 3:56, I found a type of water with chunks of coconut in it. I wonder if he knows about that.
agerunner16 11 months ago
"at the end of the week you shold take a garden hose and.. shove it up your ass"
juggalosaregay100 11 months ago
"because WE... are all like snowflakes!" hahaha aww :)
SATeenxpat22 11 months ago
4:08 I'm still lookin' for that fatty water, too, because that's the tasty shit.
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ZWGrail 1 year ago
take a garden hose and shove it up your ass
carol301smith 1 year ago
The 72 people who disliked,like spring water.
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lmao he almost laughed @ 9:30 right before saying snowflakes LOL
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@dobba92 you should watch less negro comedy because thats where the most sexual comedy is flyin around, not being racist its just a fact.
schmendriks 1 year ago
@schmendriks "Negro"? Sorry, but your attempt to appear non-racist has FAILED. Either that or you are way out of touch b/c the term is black or African American.
redball81 11 months ago
@redball81 I'm sorry, but if you are American...then you are AMERICAN!!! Why do you have to stick African in front of it? Now who is throwing race into the mix?
maegann1196 11 months ago
@maegann1196 Um b/c race still matters in America, for better or (and usually) for worse.
I'm sorry but you can be American AND be Irish/Italian/African/Anywhere American. It's about cherishing all the identities that comprise our US of A.
redball81 11 months ago
@redball81 Therefore aren't you segregating yourself? You are creating the very problem you say you are against. I know when I see a black person I don't think African American...or when I meet an Italian person don't think Italian American, I think American.
maegann1196 11 months ago
@maegann1196 I'd consider it self-segregation if you then make a point of only hanging out with people who are Irish/Italian/African American like you. I don't think using outdated/offensive terms, like Negro or Oriental, is at all similar to taking pride in your heritage. You want people to just forget their heritage and culture? I think it's great that Italian Americans take pride in that and are friends witih me and might cook me some yummy authentic Italian dishes once in a while :).
redball81 11 months ago
i drank fresh mountain springwater that was coming out of rocks myself when we climbed a mountain in military service time.
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Anybody who actually took the time to click the DISLIKE button is a FUCKNUT!
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@TheHockeyCentral And needs Lewis to do a stand up about them
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MoniRokse 1 year ago
You know, I think I've met the people that are "meat with eyes."
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@renrenpink Join the club
ShaDHP23 1 year ago
"I want to look for water, like my ancestors did!"
renrenpink 1 year ago
Lewis Black is even better while high.......
tylerdurden4495 1 year ago
@tylerdurden4495 Of all the things I've watched while high I've never thought to watch Lew. What the fuck have I been doing?!!?
TheHockeyCentral 1 year ago
No one tells it like it is like Lewis Black. Expose the hypocracy Lewis!!!!
brulindavin 1 year ago
72 people are coke and pepsi.
ChadleyBrawls 1 year ago
Tap water in WA tastes better than bottled water, IMO.
Most bottled water is literally just repackaged tap water anyway.
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3:30 - unfortunately, it appears that more and more people are, in fact, just meat with eyes. no brains required. let the govt. do your thinking for you.
ThePassiveFist 1 year ago
The good die young.. but pricks live FOREVER
eragon2121 1 year ago
AS IF THEYRE CROSSING THE GODDAMN MOJAVE lmao
eragon2121 1 year ago
only lewis black could go on for 10 minutes about water. its awesome. total genius
rroybraves 1 year ago 8
Because whenever I think clean water, oh yeah, I fucking think Coke and Pepsi
GOllumboy101 1 year ago 2
What kind of western country doesn't have perfectly drinkable tap water? I mean holy shit it's not hard.
I3Yaoi 1 year ago
Lewis Black has the greatest rants of all times!
sungyultaylor 1 year ago 8
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!! MY PEE HAS NO COLOR. Lmfao well I'm picky about my water; not terribly though as long as it's not tap water or spring water I'll drink it. lol but seriously I want to meet the person who drinks eight bottles a day. That just seems like way too much. I drink about half a liter per day on average, unless I'm working out a lot or just really thirsty-which happens a lot here in AZ-and even then still just a liter, and that's enough to last me the whole day/evening.
mrshackztor 1 year ago
The word is and always will be "thirsty" Not "hydrate". They made that fucking word up. Me and my wife found this show to be the funniest ever stand up. Took me a while to convince her that he's not really that angry in real life. As far as I know.
DSWrath 1 year ago
only a guy like lewis black could talk shit about water for 10 minutes.
redhairmarimo 1 year ago 2
I think I'm going to go for the "shoving a garden hose up your ass" route. That just sounds like fun, lol.
melswanson502 1 year ago
@melswanson502 i bet it does queer lol
psycho826 1 year ago
Lewis Black for president!
theosu66 1 year ago 9
Really think about what he is saying, why do we buy and drink bottled water when it comes right to the house, it has as long as i have been alive!!! yeah in emergency situations sure, but i remember drinking out of the water hose, even an old pump well when i was little!!! Now my kids wont drink water unless its bottled and we have great water where we live!!!! Jesus the new world is shiiitttt!!!!
rockbandfreak1995 1 year ago
@rockbandfreak1995
Because tap water is nasty shit with all kinds of nasty shit in it!! At least where I live. (AZ) lol
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halodudJ117 1 year ago
what that implies is that there's water with chunks of fat in it and I gotta find that water because that's the tasty god damn water
joshuaswissmoore 1 year ago
the 72 dislikes for this probably drink tons of bottled water, and can total fat fuck off.
msgsudz 1 year ago 3
@msgsudz
Nah they are all the people from Coke and Pepsi!!!!
jbsank 1 year ago
"The word is and has and will always be THIRSTY! Not hydrate. They made that fuckin word up!@
Surfer041 1 year ago
funniest fucking thing ever.. :)
callinator92 1 year ago
what the fuck are we supposed to do? If we drink 56 bottles a week, wouldn't that cause a lot of pollution with all the plastic? And we're supposed to eat salads with vegetables, but there's a recall every other week for E Coli or some shit!! What the hell!!!??
mophead2345 1 year ago
the essence of a great comic, taking something so simple and making it so funny!
shortdwarfcom 1 year ago
Dude I'm laughing so much right now I don't even know how I managed to type this hahahahaha.
TsunamiNoir 1 year ago
"The Good die young, but PRICKS.....LIVE FOREVER!" Classic Black.
LordSlag 1 year ago
water with chunks of fat in it....
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I realize... the some of you... are FUCKED!
ShaDHP23 1 year ago
The law requires the nutrition labels.. still funny though.
kingme99 1 year ago
cause when I think clean water oh yeah i fucking think coke and pepsi
Ally12291 1 year ago 3
4 out of 5 doctors recommend water shoved up your ass
1 out of 5 is pounding his head on a wall
TheBizzification 1 year ago
2 general rules of health. the good die young, but pricks live forever!!!!!!
HAHA
richardsiscannon18 1 year ago
My pee has no color!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!
TerryC65 1 year ago 3
@TerryC65 lol
jlovesaimee 1 year ago
Can't believe it took me this long to find this dude.
flexibledude123 1 year ago
were probably drinking to much water and by the sound of your reactions i realize some of you are FUCKED
lol<33
MarshmallowCharlie 1 year ago
00:42 made me spill my drink all over the keyboard.
skydark 1 year ago
this is the only guy who can make milk and water hilarious
pestopalooza 1 year ago 2
The word is thirsty ladies and gentlemen. NOT hydrate! They made that fuckin' word up.
daroodee 1 year ago
You can pretty much eat anything you want as long as you stay active and don't sit on your ass all day. Diets don't really amount to shit.
ninjast4r 1 year ago 3
@ninjast4r not really
BigFlats01 1 year ago
@BigFlats01 Uh, yeah you can. There are people out there that don't necessarily work out, but they do hard work and stay busy, and they live to be a ripe old age. My grandfather lived to be in his nineties, and he certainly didn't eat right. He worked two jobs when he did work, and when he retired, he kept was constantly working on home improvement projects. QED.
ninjast4r 1 year ago
@ninjast4r you might not become some morbidly obese person..but just because you eat like crap and burn off the calories and still be massively unhealthy..heart disease, high cholesterol, diabetes, you name it.
BigFlats01 1 year ago
"No!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!"
phoenix02200 1 year ago
Written in crayon... with the R reversed... and a finger, like this!
LMAO
GOllumboy101 1 year ago 2
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American comedians... wow, not that great.
TenWhoWereTaken 1 year ago
And by the sound of your reaction, I realized that some of you... are FUCKED!!!! lmfao
GOllumboy101 1 year ago
You are fucking right on.
BadassCeino 1 year ago
yelling look at me look at me ...MY PEE HAS NO COLOR funniest guy alive lol
namtabaol1 1 year ago 2
Because when I think of "clean" water, OH Yeah, I think of Coke and Pepsi! LMAO!!! Black is so halarious!!
jesusgaud8 1 year ago
"You need a burro to carry that much shit around."
renrenpink 1 year ago 18
0:28. pls disregard this comment
loco555 1 year ago
He makes me want to drink water
phoenix02200 1 year ago
Our country had water, coming to our homes. And even if we were locked out we could get it....clean water and we said NO!! FUCK YOU!! I DONT WANT IT TO BE SO GODDAMN CONVENIENT!!!
phoenix02200 1 year ago
how in the hell does he not have a heart attack every show
taylor6112 1 year ago 3
@taylor6112
most of this might just be acting.
JoeMamaNewAccount 1 year ago
@JoeMamaNewAccount Actually, he said that he starts his jokes small, and he just keeps going until he can't anymore. So I would say it's not acting. It's his persona with his jokes.
SystematicFailure 1 year ago
Funny that he's ranting about bottled water but seems to have bought the BS about municipal water being undrinkable...
johnnye87 1 year ago
I love Lewis Black, but am I the only one who noticed that he is drinking Fuji water? Not only bottled, but shipped half away around the world it is the worst bottled water for the environment. Bring out the garden hose Lewis.
emzyk 1 year ago
It's called a prop.
cyrix522 1 year ago
@emzyk Lol yeah, I recognize that square bottle anywhere
phoenix02200 1 year ago
hahahaha
117werewolves 1 year ago
I'm a snowflake! :P
HohenemsRage 1 year ago
Evian spelled backwards is NAIVE.
RevDarkehorse 1 year ago 5
The good die young, but pricks live forever!
LeaderKogenta 1 year ago 3
No comparison between Black and Carlin. With Carlin I can't even crack a smile. Lewis makes me piss myself regardless of the subject.
randy8855 1 year ago
oh god I piss myself on both of them...why can't you smile listening to Carlin?
KungFuKid1015 1 year ago
Hopefully he is not the last of Carlin's legacy. May future comics follow.
eccentricartist2010 1 year ago 13
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Lewis Black is a 100000x funnier than Carlin ever was .
randy8855 1 year ago
@randy8855 you don't know shit... that is obvious.. yes, Black is funny, but Carlin was just as funny
PhenomenalDays 1 year ago
no F***king way
MadButler1 1 year ago
Yeah I agree about the Carlin comparison. Carlin was my favorite living comedian, now very sadly because Carlin died, it's Black. :) I hope jon stewart does some stand up, he's a really smart funny guy too
distantmirage 1 year ago
Actually he did standup a long time ago. I forgot the name but it was around 1997, some of it should be on YouTube.
ClankTube 1 year ago
I know, I mean, with the current state of things along with all he's learned and observed in the last decade.
distantmirage 1 year ago
only lewis black could talk about water for about 10 minutes.
redhairmarimo 1 year ago 24
He's got kind of a george carlin style of comedy to him, he doesnt use like the mic as a prop or objects as props, hes more of a story teller. Lewis Black is hillarious.
vrttlesn 2 years ago 4
"look my pee has no color"
"thats because you pissed all the nutrients away"
cranedave 2 years ago 4
XD!!
This STILL cracks me up something awful.
Lewis Black is funny as hell!!
fonna 2 years ago 5
He looks like Teller.
benftw 2 years ago
But pricks live forever
shawnman13 2 years ago 2
It's like he knows me...
ZThraxx 2 years ago 5
I used to get by on maybe a glass a day of water and maybe stick my head under the faucet and lap some until I wasn't thirsty. That's when I was younger. Any more If I don't get a gallon or more or if I even trickle with sweat I start dieing. The government has put some kind of thirst maker in the water. Maybe it's the leftover fluoride from the train that rolled in the 50's? I do know the ground water is completely contaminated because of the fuel additives and the leaking storage tanks. Cow.
krrrruptidsoless 2 years ago 3
I could get clean water and drink it MMMMM. ;)
Seacampfl 2 years ago 4
i got this show on DVD his fucking amazing ... if u did like this guy u should fucking try. Rodney Carrington and Stephen lynch too.. they are FUCKING AMAZING too..
ojgjerstad 2 years ago
nice FIJI water bottle.
cosmozombie 2 years ago
Total Fuck Fat. :)
Robb8709 2 years ago 77
@Robb8709 Because when I think of "clean water", oh yeah I think of coke and pepsi! LMAO! Black is halarious!
jesusgaud8 1 year ago
@Robb8709 3:54 LOL
danben72 1 year ago
"...AS IF THEY'RE CROSSING THE GODDAMN MOJAVE!!!!"
HAHA I can't stop laughing at this!!!
jdfan1989 2 years ago 62
carrying water in a sling..as if, it was a little baby. lmao
liltd87 2 years ago
@jdfan1989 I use that line when people at my bar drink a lot of water. It always gets a laugh! LEWIS BLACK RULES!
Surfer041 1 year ago
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@jdfan1989 I use that line when people at my bar drink a lot of water. It always gets a laugh! LEWIS BLACK RULES!
Surfer041 1 year ago
@jdfan1989 Yeah, that's by far my favorite line in this clip. Just the way he says it is EPIC!
Chubzdoomer 1 year ago
"Because we... are all like snowflakes."
ROFL!!
jbsmg 2 years ago 17
The nutritional value of water is IT'S FUCKING WATER!
MagnusIan 2 years ago 21
WTF are you eve n talking about?
Jimmitz 2 years ago
"Total Fat......Total Fuck Fat in water!!"
hangupanddrive1 2 years ago 18
"Scientists have begun to experiment to find the effects of water on our system and guess what. We're probably drinking too much water. And by the sound of your reaction I realize that some of you... ARE FUCKED!"
Jimmitz 2 years ago 5
ahahahha PEOPLE CROSS THE NEW YORK STREETS AS IF THEY ARE ACTUALLY CROSSING THE GODDAMN MOJAVE!
mydearnatalie 2 years ago 3
"Our country, had water, coming to our homes. And even if we were locked out, we could still get it. Clean water and we said 'NO... FUCK YOU!! I DON'T WANT IT TO BE THAT GOD-DAMN CONVENIENT! I wanna drive, and drive, and drive, and look for water. Like my ancestors did."
Very true today. Lewis Black for President!
japanimefan02 2 years ago 16
This made me thirsty. Time to get some sodium-fluoride in my system.
FeelOfFriction 2 years ago 6
9:32 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH listen to the lady pissing herself HAHAHAH
KingChuggs 2 years ago 6
Hehe, nice
jarnoverhoofstad 2 years ago
The Good die young, But pricks live forever!!!! hahaha that is so true...
notpattonbutbrandon 2 years ago 11
lol, i just saw him tonight, he was in town, he was so hilarious.
SuperchargedShaw 2 years ago
"You've been scarfing this shit down. You've been screaming 'Look at me! Look at me! My pee has no color!'" :)
holgolightly61 2 years ago 4
But then they started bottling water and once they started bottling water they said 8 bottles a day! 8! 8 You fuckers!! That's 56 bottles of water a week. You need a borough to carry that much shit around! And many doctors say if you don't drink 56 bottles a week, at the end of the week, you should take a gardening hose and shove it up your ass. Hahaha!!! So fucking hilarious!
AlaskanWildernessMan 2 years ago 6
Eight! EIGHT, you fuckers!!
kippis05 2 years ago 10
he is the best lol
adrianadio 2 years ago 2
We are nothing more than meat with eyes
runly1 2 years ago 14
isn't drinking more than 3 litres a day dangerous. My guess is that the bottles are around half a litre so that would mean that those who do it are drinking more than 4 litres. sounds to much to me.
hobbitsarecool 2 years ago 4
Well, as far as I remember we daily lose about 3,5 liters a day, and every day we need to get it back so our bodies keep having enough fluids...
YinYangWolf 2 years ago 2
As far as I remember it was something like 2 litres. It definitely varies depending where you are from. maybe I am thinking more in terms of a couple of hours.
hobbitsarecool 2 years ago
Yeah it varies according to where you live, wether the climate is warm or cold, and of course it also varies from person to person. A bodybuilder for instance loses more fluids than the average. I just remember that a 3.5 liters is average where I live (Denmark), and in Japan I think too...
YinYangWolf 2 years ago
What about rule nr 2? lol
Rule 1) The good die young, but pricks live forever.
So what about nr 2? xD
YinYangWolf 2 years ago 2
The 2nd rule is (I believe this is the actual quote) "If you masturbate...*laughs*...if you masturbate 20 times a day...you'll never make it out the front door. You might make it to the door, but when you grab the handle, you'll fall down."
tehlinebeginstoblur 2 years ago 3
Thanks a lot :)
YinYangWolf 2 years ago 2