They could have substituted balls for Chuck Norris. It's pretty much the same thing. Elmo loves Chuck Norris! Does Chuck Norris have frosting? Can you wear Check Norris on your head? Can you put Chuck Norris on your feet?
@kaiko849 He says to the guy who gets millions of views, and whose business has been so profitable he owns at least four gigantic warehouses full of collectors items that he uses to further his business. Meanwhile you're the guy watching his videos and furthering his cause by simply being here whether you like him or not, good job.
They want to beat up Dick Grayson from Batman.
Bowserpoop97 1 day ago
Wigs
Videos
hubba6 1 day ago
All hands in dick
piklesmcgee 2 days ago
do balls go on either your chest or your crotch XDDDDD
GalufTheInvincible 2 days ago
Elmo's talking right balls...
tlaroche38 2 days ago
It sounded like all hands on dick
MrAlexsimmons 2 days ago
balls
dejay999 2 days ago
ELMO LOVES BALLS!!!!!! hahaha FAIL
WerewolfNation84 3 days ago in playlist TOY FAIL'S
He also thinks about bananas, which could easily be taken the wrong way too...
NerfedFalcon 5 days ago
less =nipples of the north and just for the record ball go in your moms mouth silly willies
zombierape32 5 days ago
Do balls go on your crouch? Yes silly!
colio177 6 days ago
do balls go on your chin?
ArchSniper6 6 days ago
They could have substituted balls for Chuck Norris. It's pretty much the same thing. Elmo loves Chuck Norris! Does Chuck Norris have frosting? Can you wear Check Norris on your head? Can you put Chuck Norris on your feet?
MadamWriterGal 1 week ago 3
It sounds like all hail sopa
qkiro1212p 1 week ago
its abviously saying all hands on ducks!
doooy
lol
ComedianandSinger 1 week ago
Who records words for these toys?! No wonder so many children speak like they have a mouth full of shit.
Laplacianna 1 week ago
there shouldve been a day when he talks about hot dogs
shade076 1 week ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
more apropriate : footballs
less : testicles
urbanninja388 1 week ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
no silly balls go in your mouth! hahahaha!
tehponehnator 1 week ago
all hands on dick
abbe2hip39937 1 week ago
All hands on Dick! Ha! Ha!
alexmckendrick1 1 week ago
Elmo loves balls lololololololololololololololololololololilollololololololololol
chris347270 1 week ago
All hands on dick.
CHEWBACAMAN25 1 week ago
All hands on dick
SuperYokid 1 week ago
Do i really have to say what that sounds like...?
randomness335 1 week ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
Holy shit this vid was made in 2009 this is old shit
shavingcreamfire 2 weeks ago
I am a dick
christinamarie615 2 weeks ago
there is no Wiggles Character named Dick, and yes i also hear "All Hands On Dick!" that is epic!!!!!
fluffyomomma1 2 weeks ago
Elmo loves pie!
cujo0630 2 weeks ago
elmo loves erections.
TGdownthestreet 2 weeks ago
-Elmo loves guns!
-Elmo loves cape horn!
-Elmo loves doggie do!
-Elmo loves the sponge bob rectal thermometer!
TyranntX 2 weeks ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
It's saying all hands on dick
And I'm commenting by my iPod
Outrageous250 2 weeks ago
Elmo loves vibrators!!
NephilimWarrior96 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JeepersMedia
All hands on d*ck and Elmo loves balls and bananas
liam3899 2 weeks ago 9
My dick hands on
nkinney2000 2 weeks ago
All hands on dick hehe funny
saintrowmaster 2 weeks ago
All hands on dick
MrTimjim03 2 weeks ago
elmo loves swords
Omega3AcidCF 2 weeks ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
Elmo loves the Dora the Explorer Aqua-Pet!
CheatMasterK 2 weeks ago
pidgeons
hubba6 3 weeks ago
fruit
greeneyedmomma89 3 weeks ago
they should put peins
254blue4 3 weeks ago
balls that's what she said
killaXbass 3 weeks ago
he has a british accent and he is saying all hands on deck
TehGweeb 3 weeks ago
ha ha ha all hands on dick to funy
TheColtini 3 weeks ago in playlist Mike Mozart Funny Video Personal Favorites!
All hands on dick! Hahahahaha!
Mooga123456 3 weeks ago 11
@owencreed121 that's not frosting
jack12343217 3 weeks ago
ELMO LOVES COOKIES!!!
ThatJoeyShow 3 weeks ago in playlist Toys Says Inappropriate Things!
less apropret penise's coverd in vinnila frosting?
owencreed121 3 weeks ago
balls really
XxxglameowxxX 4 weeks ago
And now I begin my quest.... to find Kaiko849. So the top comment can make a little more sense.
shmotzisgod 4 weeks ago
@shmotzisgod Click on ''View All Comments'' on the bottom of the screen and press Ctrl + F and type in kaiko849. Your quest has ended , adventurer.
RockmanYoshi 3 weeks ago
It should be sacks not balls, that's totally more appropriate.
TheDragoonGuy 4 weeks ago
elmo loves intercourse!
awesomeriley2234 4 weeks ago
All hands on Dick!
LittleMissVicki124 4 weeks ago
Elmo has the balls but the wiggles get the dick that must be a big dick to fit 4 pairs of hands on it. :{•
animation2428 4 weeks ago
Of course, Elmo would know about balls....
greatunkown 4 weeks ago
"One day he talks about nothing but hats"
Valve Gamers are listening.
Sonicblast224 4 weeks ago
all hands on dick lmfao wow
kiwisrfuzzy 4 weeks ago in playlist "Funny Stuff Videos"
TROLOLOL!! "All hands on dick", he probably wanted Elmo to play with his balls! LMAOROFL!
unicornpenguin 1 month ago
It's sayin "puts yo' hands in my penis"
catdoglover2000 1 month ago
thats probably why elmos mouth opens...
callahany28 1 month ago
there such dumbasses xD lamo
fumfrb 1 month ago in playlist Epic Fail
ELMO is gay
camphalo85614 1 month ago
Elmo is gay and now there's proof
glossycat01 1 month ago
elmo is a rapist too
bearvillelovur 1 month ago in playlist Epic Fail
all hands on dick
IToldYou2DredNot 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
elmo loves BOYS
IToldYou2DredNot 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Do balls go on your feet? no silly!
godblessaworkingman 1 month ago
gay elmo
ninetailsflame 1 month ago in playlist Hilarious
Elmo loves rods
johnphilliplammers 1 month ago in playlist "Funny Stuff Videos"
Elmo loves POOPIES!!!! A day of the week devoted to all faecal and scatological!
Popanator2010 1 month ago
oh hands on Di**
muffines517 1 month ago in playlist Epic Fail
ELMO LOVES ANAL
szwandtuk 1 month ago
Yoshi don't like balls
IndianaKoopa1 1 month ago
All hands on dic
haleyrocksbc 1 month ago
oh hands on dick
kaylaboo2165 1 month ago
Elmo also LOVES SUCKING BALLS!
boxofpi314 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
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boxofpi314 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
ELMO LOVES RAW PORN!
thetetrisgod5 1 month ago
all hands on dick
spensercperry 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
BUT RAPE
spensercperry 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
All hands on you know what
CrazyCowKawaii 1 month ago
ELMO LOVES DICKS :D
legocomputerbuilder 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
how about donkeys aka ASSES or maybe dogs aka BITCHES
LittleKitty170 1 month ago
all hands on dick lol
atron2230 1 month ago in playlist "Funny Stuff Videos"
I'm British and that sounds same me. But maybe they have a different accent.
anglecake35 1 month ago
ELMO LOVES BITCHES
CheekyDog8078 1 month ago
Good stuff instead are:
VEGETABLES
FRIENDS
CANDY
SNOWMEN
GUITARS
BOOKS
CHOCOLATE
anglecake35 1 month ago
they are brittish so it is probaly their accent
mrsrattyrocks 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
I think it says all hands on deck.
TheHollyleaf 1 month ago
No
soniccam1 1 month ago
Elmo loves tits XD
ZELDAFANBOY2 1 month ago
How about "elmo loves to caulk" oh and he said all hinds on dick
candiegemini 1 month ago
Say yes or no if you like Elmo I hate him
Megadiaryofawimpykid 1 month ago
All hands on diiiiick
szzles 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Really what idiot thought it would be a good idea to make Elmo obsessed with balls I mean like really I'm serioo dude :/
lilmisselmolover 1 month ago
All hands on dick *little kids screaming* yay!!!
mrbubbles854 1 month ago
Elmo loves hotdogs! All hands on dick!!!
VideoGameKaiser96 1 month ago
Elmo loves BOOBS!
cassi75474 1 month ago
bouncy bouncy !!!
TheVideogame360 1 month ago
0:35
TutsModding 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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TutsModding 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Elmo loves red dot sight, extended mag, retractable stock, supressed AK47's with a grenade launcher!
idontknowaname982 1 month ago
ALL HANDS ON DICK!!!!!!
xxemochic11xx 1 month ago in playlist Mike Mozart Funny Video Personal Favorites!
elmo loves garbage pail kids!
gregorybh2003 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
it sounds like all hands on dick
nealcruz1 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
Balls fit with bananas, so keep them... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT! I am dissapoint
soniclover88888 1 month ago in playlist Epic Fail
Wow get a life you fatass redneck bitch
kaiko849 1 month ago
@kaiko849 He says to the guy who gets millions of views, and whose business has been so profitable he owns at least four gigantic warehouses full of collectors items that he uses to further his business. Meanwhile you're the guy watching his videos and furthering his cause by simply being here whether you like him or not, good job.
Goldenkitten1 1 month ago in playlist Epic Fail 14
Fail on elmo and wiggles!
AlbinoGuinePigSorrow 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JeepersMedia
@kaiko849 Hahaha looks who is telling who to get a life. Are you the kettle or the pot?
xxitschloexx 3 weeks ago
elmo LOVES nuts
BviR778 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
elmo LOVES butttsex
103sonic 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
So Elmo's gay like Bert and Ernie?
MsSuzyQ88 1 month ago
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248penny 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
Elmo Loves To Wiggle
JakobSkull 1 month ago in playlist Epic Fail
ROFL!!!!
AUNTYASBO 1 month ago
ALL HANDS ON WHAT ELMO LOVES
ryeabowser 2 months ago
elmo loves balls
corinnashaffer 2 months ago
lol was i the only one that was waiting for"do balls go in your mouth. no but bananas do" roflmao
furrymaster69 2 months ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos 32
@furrymaster69 no, no, you were not the only one waiting for it..
Sarunei 2 months ago in playlist Epic Fail
Elmo is a gay
extremelibrary1 2 months ago
i love balls too lmao
mariandluis 2 months ago
Awesome.
Thanks for the info
ArtyGArt 2 months ago
Less appropriate: testicles
coolpatrickandryan 2 months ago
ALL HANDS ON UR FUCKEN DICKHEAD AND UR ELMO MOMMY/MUMMY SUCKS BALLS!!!
Jasonfan1234 2 months ago
YES!!
mo99beats 2 months ago
all hands on dick!
bandmeddy 2 months ago
all hands on dick it says that
LOVERN64 2 months ago
OMG IF U LISTEN REALLY CLOSELY ELMO PLAYS DUBSTEP!!!!!
McTasticle 2 months ago
yes like icecream
eg2597 2 months ago
Thanks Mike. Your videos can always cheer me up.
pigmy8 2 months ago
One day of the week Elmo puts all hands on dick!
lollypopp125 2 months ago
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Hold 5 for BALLS!
GizmoFan1 2 months ago
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GizmoFan1 2 months ago
Hold 2 to have a 45-year old stare at you while holding a picture of balls.
GizmoFan1 2 months ago
LOL! ALL HANDS ON DICK
SillyBandzRock67 2 months ago
Press 0 for best theme song ever!
Aerossanimeguy 2 months ago
Do balls go in your mouth?
hisehise98 2 months ago
All hands on dick
Mocolor2899 2 months ago
Elmo loves boobies!!!
It could be the penguins.
Mocolor2899 2 months ago
Elmo loves hoes
dIRTbIT2315 2 months ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
All hands on dick
SingersLuv 2 months ago
Elmo loves chicks
WeegeeCopter 2 months ago
Book
Halosplash 2 months ago
all hands on daeck
EvilQueensrock 2 months ago
All hands on dick.
luccieighteen 2 months ago
Um doesn't let me watch
jdarkbrylon01 2 months ago
holes
piggylover767 3 months ago
elmo loves boys
supermariofrank 3 months ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
BALLZ TO YOU!!!
elvircrn 3 months ago
elmo loves cocks. now that would be unexpected
darkball31 3 months ago
All hands on my dick
I000and1 3 months ago
elmo loves to f*** himself!
ChoclateMinecraft 3 months ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
Elmo loves hot chicks
girl909ful 3 months ago
I wonder what the +18 means
SWAGMrUpton 3 months ago
lmao tea bag almo lol
kissarmy110936 3 months ago
My dad left to go somewhere and i hate that so much. I came up the stairs crying and i looked at this and i stopped. Thanks!
jaylon1016 3 months ago
Balls and dicks. Dirty pervs! LMFAO
koolperson99 3 months ago
jks
princessbubbles881 3 months ago
ALL HANDS ON I SUCKED A GUYS DICK
princessbubbles881 3 months ago
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ALL HANDS ON DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheCOMMANDOBEAST 3 months ago
All hands on dick!
TheNinjascizor 3 months ago
elmo loves jizz!
legorulez49 3 months ago
elmo loves hookers
jakethedukester 3 months ago
Wat a fuckin fail
367cheesecake 3 months ago
all hands on dick LOL
doedante99 3 months ago
Elmo loves boners!
IzzyInc27 3 months ago
Fuck these ads
IzzyInc27 3 months ago
press 2! Balls!
IzzyInc27 3 months ago
all hands on dick
Avennah122 3 months ago
Elmo LOVES penis!
Elmo LOVES Sex!
Elmo LOVES Sperm!
cassi75474 3 months ago 15
@cassi75474 ever1 loves sex
unicorn850 1 month ago
Elmo looovvvveeeesssss balls!!
camakajojo 3 months ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
ALL HANDS ON DICK
grayfox5739 3 months ago
EXACTLY why my kids are not allowed to watch the wiggles.... its weird enough that they are grown men wearing fun colored jumpsuit things...
YazzieWild 3 months ago
"cocks" you know... roosters XD
girlovesbacon 3 months ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
Poor, poor GAY Elmo...
Monday= Abs
Tuesday= Pussys
Wednesday= Balls
Thursday= Verginty
Friday= Sex
Sunday & Saturday= The whole list.
beastdabeast334 4 months ago in playlist Naughty Toys
I think he's saying "all hands on dick".
105ladybug 4 months ago in playlist Hilarious
elmo loves men
TheRobloxmastermind 4 months ago
i think it should say elmo loves boobs.
skate4life508 4 months ago
Its always that gay pirate, he said he had a boyfriend and hes always looking for booty and now he wants to touch dicks eww.
doedante99 4 months ago in playlist More videos from JeepersMedia
"Elmo wants your head"
mastersoup20000 4 months ago
probably uh penis
americanTaNgO757 4 months ago