Book Proposal - Agents

[luciano9009]

Thanks, such a helpful tip. Will do and apply.

[Thelongmanable]

Inspiring you prespiring

[Thelongmanable]

I dont suck cock so or have big boobs so I cant get published but lesbians hold the key to futur of literary. WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO FREE PRESS IN THE UNITED STATES LETS START WORLD WIDE BOYCOTT OF THE LITERARY INDUSTRY

[Thelongmanable]

Agents DEFINED - A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WANTS TO PROFIT OFF ANOTHER MANS HARD WORD. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED MORE OF IN THE WORLD PEOPLE WHO PROFIT OFF OF OTHERS HARD WORK. 

[Thelongmanable]

Rotate the axis of the earth to exactly what the literary agent wants and then you probably still want get published. Lesbians controll alot of the ltierary world believe it or not and sad part is women cant come up with an orginal story plot or idea there all just slight deviations of something done years ago. All great books were written by men and Gay potter was only succesfull due to modern day CGI and is nothing more than a book some man wrote years ago with new twist.

[CircusCat]

The next step: you receive a letter informing you that the agent doesn't accept unsolicited submission.

The truth is that if you want to get published you're much better off following her path (submitting directly to publishers) than following her advice (submitting to agents).

Of course, the odds are slim either way.

[ItsBuzzkill]

Seriously. No erection anyone? No?

[durantsx2]

For an agency that is actively seeking new submissions, contact me or view my profile/channel for more information.

Durant Literary Agency

[AlkieFish]

Literary Marketplace?

Is this a publication?

[sandygrason]

Yes. You can find it at your local library or any bookstore. It's a really big book.

[kingdave7]

thanks!

[ItsBuzzkill]

If this chick was 20 years younger, and I was 20 years older, I'd bang her.

[AlkieFish]

Lol.

She is bangable indeed.

[chaospoet]

Oh yeah? And what the fuck do you do when you've tried all that and they still wont read PAGE 1 of your manuscript because they're too busy being pretentious using some trend or formulaic approach for profits over quality material?

[patiencepoet]

Imagine....I won a grammar war online with my agent (the first one I ever spoke with) & the prize was that he would LOOK at my work. He fell in love with the project & signed me.

The funny part was that I sent out a bunch of queries right before I agreed to sign with him and got a crapload of rejections...WEIRD, but funny.

[jyngrehl]

My book, Chamorhyn is already published. I just need people to buy it... :)

[starswitch]

Good tip, but they hardly ever say who they are thanking are. They just say their names. I will still google the names though, and see if one of them is an agent. It's a good way to find publishers though

[hernquin2008]

nice tip, I wish my book wasn't a unique piece of non-fiction

[fasfee]

Dear Sandy,

Thank you for the great tips, that I will follow up on. Good luck to you and more sucess.

From,

Felicia

[wendyprofit]

This was so inspiring I could hardly finish watching it, I started writing immediately what will be either my book or my movie script! I now have a solid outline, thanks Sister!

[sandygrason]

yay! I love you!

;-)

[simplyfeel]

Another great tip, Sandy. Thank you.

[kookystockton]

Thank you for sharing sandy.

[missvickie125]

Wow! This is a great help. I didn't plan on writing a book but now I might! Thx, you are an inspiration.

[craftywytch]

Wonderful tip!! I've just started writing again and was just wishing for advice such as this! Many many thanks! Brightest blessings to you :)