Captain Janks-- Fox News Call After POW's Were Rescued

[mmd087]

"i think this may not be mr. riley..."

well no shit?

[mmd087]

my husband served 8 years in the military and i think this is hilarious...stop being so uptight

[TheCaptainQuantum]

This is disgusting. Low class and offensive. I would expect as much though from the scum that listen to Howard Stern.

[hangfire0352]

They all get prank called. Not just Fox. Quit toeing the liberal party line. They all suck.

[preemptivestrike20]

Wow, very low class.

[HELLNOBAMA2012]

Fox news tells the truth

[southrules]

How dare Howard Stern and Janks for interupting Fox News' efforts to exploit dead Americans for ratings!

[fumetti]

Kiran Chitry has great legs.



[nycdweller]

Chief Warrant Officer Young was on The Amazing Race

[RobinGoesUTube]

There's a great song about Fox News by Jamie T...

[zappahart]

get a job you idiot you made good calls in the past now you r just sad !!!!!!

[11mavericksquid77]

Great one janks.

[wintersnowboard]

The funny thing about this is if it was the real guy and they really did pass the time by talking about stern they would think it was a prank

[GayWorldOrder]

Proud of you Captain Janks for "trying to nab big media," fucking classic Janks pwnage!!

[fumetti]

I wanna fuck Kiran Chitry.

[kfag101]

I hate Communist News Network!

[zaca1997]

Arguing*

[zaca1997]

Argueing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. You may win but your still retarded.

[rpksaws911]

LOLOLOL!!! thos guys are real jerks. lol they should just give up

[supersaid23]

foxnews stink fake news

[dellboy99]

We really live in strange times. Fox News calls it Iraqi freedom I call it the mass murder of Iraqi people. We in the USA are a nation on the road to hell, were lies are passed off as the truth and those who tell the truth are said to be extremists. Our nation is run by gangster capitalists who hate freedom, justice and democracy.

[nic12897]

@dellboy99 And the liberals hate our school systems, as you plainly pointed out.

[bigbengamer]

@nic12897 Course we do. Aren't you appalled at how many of these stupid little pricks run around denying evolution?

[SymAmineC8H11N]

wtf, what if the really did survive by talking about memories of listening to that show??

[csxtrainwreck]

A message from the jerks out there: yeah yeah fuck you.

[TEZZA833R]

trying to nab the media, you were live on fox news, So guess what you were nabbed, HAHAHAHA

[loonmaniac]

Ha ha! Fuck you, FOX!

[TheOtium]

"Jerks" for trying to nab the "Media"? The kings of generating fear in this country? Oh fucking please.

[2ndAsstJizzMopper]

pretty funny calling janks and friends "all jerks" while posing in front of a bullshit sign shoved by goons up their compliant happy asses: "operation iraqi freedom"

right.

[SymAmineC8H11N]

@2ndAsstJizzMopper that op killed 2 million unarmed civilians

[2ndAsstJizzMopper]

SymAmineC8H11N, why are you telling me that? and does it matter whether the civilians were armed?

[SymAmineC8H11N]

@2ndAsstJizzMopper response to your comment earlier... no, i guess thee "smart bombs" cant tell whether or not the children huddling inside a bomb shelter were also cradling an akm. just so you know that's more death & destruction than the american civil war.

[2ndAsstJizzMopper]

SymAmineC8H11N, just fuck off. and if you can't fuck off, at least learn to read.

and yes, i understand that -- like most people i tell to learn to read -- you will NOT go back and read my comment that you radically misconstrued, but will continue to wank off with nonsense such as whether a child is armed during the invasion of his home and his land, as if it matters in the least when discussing murdering him.

learn. to. read.

you're a knee-jerking jackass.

[SymAmineC8H11N]

@2ndAsstJizzMopper i think you're overreacting

[2ndAsstJizzMopper]

that you're way of saying, "oops."? just STFU. too stupid to be on the intertubes.

[loupgarou5z3w]

Eric Shawn is a fool. You praise Captain Janks' pranking prowess; you don't insult him & incur his wrath thereby.

[moronboy86]

Jerks? These Guys are are funny as hell. Just like East Coast Bob

[takechi88]

Fuck democrats bunch of pussy ass tree huggers

[IBloodSweatTears]

I got to say i never watch fox, its biased, strictly republican. CNN isnt perfect eaither but they dont swing or favor 1 side most of the time...

[SKUNKBALLScom]

Iraqi "freedom"  what a joke...

LOL Captain Janks

[halfasianDeForrest]

hahaaa!!

[bayouboy41]

coulda done better with an opportunity like that..

[HotPocket1337]

Yeah, howard stern? Thats bob

[HowardSternn]

This is 5/5

Howard Stern

[KevServo]

RL Trolling FTW.

[Maloner78]

"yes im here" haha janks u are just heartless but arguably the best prank caller in history

[crawford371]

you two shut the fuck up and enjoy the video

[NiggerGuy11111]

@pormusic420. You better stop spewing your liberal bullshit around here. Those scumbags were suspects in the murder of a police officer, fuck them, they deserve to get beat. You fucking pussy, oh im gonna put 420 in my SC cause its code for marijuana, fucking tool, suck my dick

[1983Jacko]

That's how credible Fox News and other news networks really are.

[NiggerGuy11111]

Fuck FOX news. Fuck FOX 29. They are little fucking weasles. Showing video clips out of context to get cops fired. Everyone should follow this example and prank their local FOX channel.

[pormusic420]

@NiggerGuy11111 jerk off, the philly police officers got their jobs back you dumb fuck. unfortunatly they got their jobs back cuz they beat the fuck out of those guys.

BTW fox 29 is a local channel and doesnt share the same politics as fox news, but then again a guy who admits his ignorance in his screen name wouldnt bother doing research

[xHizukax]

@NiggerGuy11111

yeah! and fuck foxkids! ... lol

[wheelinthesky300]

Why are they "jerks"?

What's so sacrosanct about Corporate media?

[fullstack2]

How anyone can listen to that fat un American blimp Rush Limbagh over Howard Stern is beyond me!!! Anyone who has exposure from Stern is pure gold. Captain Janx is a pissa.

[pormusic420]

"I dont think thats mr. riley" You think. lol this has to be the dumbest network ever, didnt they reffer to a fist bump as a terrorist handshake lmfao. c'mon rednecks, defendyour precious brainwash network on that stupid statement

[tealmarlin]

Fox news in the Jerk for getting fooled over and over and over and over, just check out all the prank calls, LOL.

[thewall1179]

@tealmarlin CNN is the same way lol

[evilhitler69]

@tealmarlin Kind of like Democrats.

[judopathoftruth]

well they where saved.

:(

[jdymes101101]

i talked about howard stern a few times in iraq

[pormusic420]

@jdymes101101 I'm planning a trip to Iraq to talk about howard stern lol, real talk tho we all knew it was janks but why hang up on him? Maybe this Riley charecter was talking about Howard stern to pass the time

[karjoe004]

The missing soldiers for all we know could have survived and passed the time by talking about stories of Howard Stern.

[66hourenergy]

I love the fact that just mentioning Howard Stern gets them to hang up on you.

[zrocks2001]

lol underdoing it made it funnier

[Garatau]

"those guys are real jerks"

LOL - what does that make fox news then?

There is no curse in any language known to man to describe the vileness of that racist organization.

[mrwiseguy216]

fuck fox news

[califsucks]

mrwiseass, are you fucking crazy? this isnt about FOX it's about our troops who were found alive. These guys are protecting you so you can sit here and post whiney ass liberal horsehit about Fox. Fuck You!

[myroncope]

no, that's not the reason for the war. Iraq didn't threaten our free speech rights.

[TROMAbryce]

@mrwiseguy216 Fuck you you stupid fucking poor democrat loser. You just want free money. Probably a stupid spick, well i have more money then you will ever have so fuck you.

[729Drew]

@mrwiseguy216

Indeed

[NiggerGoMoo]

@mrwiseguy216 Fuck you

[singapore7773]

@mrwiseguy216 FOX news #1

[dem0nthesis]

@mrwiseguy216 why? they really are not that biased, i mean every news cast is a little biased but you liberals just hate fox cause its conservative...

[redryan20000]

@dem0nthesis not really. fox usually outright lies in order to further the conservative agenda

[HarderRocker15]

this is not even funny all he ever says is something about howard stern i have not laughed at a captian janks video yet

[Ungodwarrior]

becasue you don't understand why he does it. IT started out that people would call on to Radio shows and try to talk about how Howard Stern waas better tham them and then the'd just terminate the call. It just started spreading everywhere else If you listened to Howard Stern, you'd gget it.

[lilvin69]

did he just say we apoligize for that cunt hahaha

[Perfectchaos007]

I think the worst one Captain Jenks did was prank call while Space shuttle discovery was falling. It was on youtube at one time but has sense been taken down.

[HeadNtheClouds]

hmmm, Cptn Janks, I have to say that this was inappropriate, you draft dodger you!!

[CVKent317]

I thought Tom Cipriano served in the army... allegedly the name Captain Janks he used was named after his Commanding Officer...

[Ungodwarrior]

thats true, its in Miss America.

[Patman968574]

They are big old meanies. Someone call the whambulance

[dubrules]

god captain janks is great

[mcdonkey500]

I wanna stick it in that chicks pooper.

[capinspauldin]

agreed.

[omgwtfwhoami]

Call screeners need to familiarize themselves with the Philly accent. "Oder = older" etc. Janks is god.

[CausalObserver74]

No Fox News you are the jerks!

[jherold87]

that guy on the left has a great radio voice

[joberle]

not cool man

[rosario508]

Not his best call.

[le238man]

Where was the humor in this? This guy is older than me and the only job he ever had was at a gas station! The cocksucker calls during tragedies such as 911 and does this shit! What a moron. He is to stupid to know Stern uses his stupid ass. Also I hope he knows all this is copyrighted! So he will get sued trying to sell his stupid CDs.

[lottoscratcher121]

he could've thought of something better to say than passing the time by talking about howard stern

[lolzypop123456789]

noob ppl almost died and u wanna talk about being a father to 1 stupid noob go fuck ur dead grand mom and grow the hell up

[Ungodwarrior]

you don't deserve to procreate. thats all i have to say.

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

love the "moral" fox news with its filth like showing the upskirt shots of news WHORES

[firebird403]

You're 55, un-employed and have no problems with anyone making jokes about service people dying...shows what a great person you are! Grow up moron! I'm not surprised why you don't have employment.

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

F*ck you NAZI LOVER

[firebird403]

Nazi lover? Buddy you seriously need to get a grip on reality. No i'm not a fan of FOX news but to call me a NAZI lover? Thats ignorant, immature and quite frankly disgusting. For all you fucking know I could be jewish. Although i'm not you have alot of growing up to do! You're 55 years old? Wow..I guess you failed high school. Responses like that are usually a sign of a weak mind! Get a life malaka!

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

fuck off loser

you worship fox news and the evildoers

i am a true STERN and JANKS FAN - and thus am better than you bitch!!!!

[firebird403]

You know whats really funny you ignorant and un-educated cretin? The fact that you use the term "evildoers" which is clearly a word used by your verbally incompetent and challenged soon to be former president BUSH...EVILDOERS! Thats not even a fucking word! I guess you voted for him too. Trust me lady..you claim to be better than me? Well i have some news for you. Given your limited vocabulary and lack of respect for your DEAD soliders, you lack any sense of intelligence!

[firebird403]

Furthermore may I add that those "deceased" soldiers fought for your right to be ignorant. I hope somebody pisses on your grave for your comments. Performing PRANKS with such a touchy subject is tasteless, much like your social life. And most likely your SAT scores! LOL! PHHHH! I think you just got told! BIOTCH !

[firebird403]

One last thing before I head off tool..Stop disrespecting living AND dead soldiers! CUNT!

[Axeltehbeast]

Dude. You throw the C-word. not cool. But you are right

[firebird403]

I know man, and I feel bad for using that word, but I was so pissed. Some people in this world are just so damn ignorant.

[bhackett777]

CUNT CUNT CUNT!!!!!

[Ungodwarrior]

well said

[Alfrunk]

You think right-wingers are NAZIS? There are no words to express the stupidity of that. Nazis were socialists you illiterate jackass.

[firebird403]

Are you stupid or were you born dumb? I don't think I stated anything about "right wingers being nazi's" I don't even think those words were even uttered by ME. Can you read? I was replying to the dipshit ignorant female who hates fox, don't think I was talking to you tool! Furthermore, I don't care what a NAZI's political affiliation was, they were all assholes as I was trying to demonstrate to BUSH lover woman down below. Don't think I asked for a political analysis from you. LOL!

[firebird403]

BTW cockroach before you comment learn how to read and comprehend to where the comments are going to.

[Alfrunk]

What in god's name are you talking about you illiterate jackass?? You obamautons are all alike- shallow, vapid, disgusting guttersnipes. Sick.

[firebird403]

I was replying to YOUR comment to MINE to that sick woman below..You don't remember what you wrote? Cause it was flagged to MY comment box...You know...this one "Alfrunk (3 days ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam You think right-wingers are NAZIS? There are no words to express the stupidity of that. Nazis were socialists you illiterate jackass. "

Now who's the jackass now! Do you even remember who you talk to? let alone which comment you click on reply? THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!

[Alfrunk]

You calm down! You're in a safe place, surrounded by caring people. This is where the healing begins.

[firebird403]

Oh shut up loser, you're just another ignorant and inbred piece of monkey shit. Quite frankly you're not even worth my time but I do find you...amusing.

later malaka!

[Alfrunk]

Wow you have serious anger issues. Well, later macaca!

[VariedInterest]

The political spectrum seems to completely elude you, haha.

Hitler and Stalin were as right wing as they come. Right wing means large central government and a lot of government infringement on personal freedoms.

Communist or socialist has nothing to do with how "left" or "right" wing you are, there are right wing and left wing of both socialist and capitalist theories. A mutualist anarchy is an example of left wing socialist ideas! Learn! Don't be scared of dusty old books!

[Alfrunk]

Wow. There are no words to describe the utter stupidity of your comment. The political "spectrum" is circular - not linear you movie educated jackass. By your definition, modern dems are right wing and reagan was a leftie. You're picking out of context or outdated definitons to buttress your childish, pseudo pretentious/intellectual "argument". People like you are among the most annoying and unproductive on the planet. Nice try.

[VariedInterest]

Hahaha, okay! I did enjoy your comment.

[Alfrunk]

haha

[Axeltehbeast]

"Stop disrespecting living AND dead soldiers!"

This is the only statment i agree with im a Rebulican

[DanRaccoon]

What's a Rebulican? Republican's made of bubbles!? D:

[firebird403]

Its one think to make prank phone calls, but to make one especially with this sensitive topic..this guy has NO morals. Christ he needs to really think about calls like this. NOT FUNNY. :(

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

f*ck you and f*ck lying fox liar news

[firebird403]

Nah i'll pass on the first comment. :) I really don't give a fuck about fox news period. Clearly you missed the point. If you can't see WHY this has no class then you're not only stupid but lacking any moral fibre. These are people that are fighting and dying. Making a prank phone call for a sensitive subject shows a lack of character REGARDLESS. So in closing SUE..you're 55 and like people making jokes about people dying so your fat ass can be on youtube? WHILE un-employed?

[jeffisontheair]

The caller isn't a jerk... the newsroom is irresponsible for putting the wrong person on the air!! Ever think of that, retard?

[Koontakinte]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKERS!!!

[pjicleanair]

haha

[PlastikBlakLawnJocky]

lol

[raymangame]

That was a good one

[teddix89]

ive seen most of the hovard stern prank clips and i have to say these prangsters are very good at acting and keeping a serius face until the end, im impressed

[ESCOXTC]

that dorky interview sucker got punked! captain janks is hilarious. i love how he plays it cool for a while and then drops the bomb. hilarious.

[abdaloser]

One day, someone who is legitimate is gong to mention howard stern, i want to see what happens to their call!

[formerdir]

This is evil. :)

[sean2015]

I disagree. I'm no fan of Captain Janks and I admit that some of his pranks have gone too far (like when he called in to MSNBC saying that Princess Diana's car crashed because they were rushing to a video store to buy Howard Stern's Private Parts movie). But this one was pretty harmless. He didn't use any vulgarity (like he has in the past) and he did it during a positive news story involving the rescue of American soldiers.

[DavySolaris]

any link to this Diana thing?

[isi44]

yeah any links?

[SevaTSE]

they were sharing stories of not only howard stern, but also of BABABOOYEE

[aymen9]

inappropriate... (what was he thinking?)

[edisonmonstera]

Capt. Janks forever.

[NyBob85]

That's what happens when these media whores will put anyone on the line claiming to be an important person. Janks is only able to get through so often because none of these cable news channels bother to screen and verify their calls properly. If you're so desperate for a scoop that you're willing to put any crank claiming to be a person of note without corroborating his claims, don't feel butthurt when you get burned. Captain Janks is the man.

[heychupacabras]

Hell yea - the Janks still got it, lol!

[JonathanEkholm]

These never-ending prank calls about Howard Stern, i'll never get tierd of them. You rock Captain Janks!!

[shernic2000]

You should come up missing janks. That's pretty low of you to be doing this when we these families are in crisis.

[shroomingnewman]

shut up, punk. you don't like it, don't watch

[coorsbabesrule]

that's ture, i like this stuff, but this is fucked up.

[ELNINO10]

How can any man sit that close to Kiran Chetry and not bury his head between her legs?

[bigpinga12]

captain janks is the man hahahaha

[seni116]

how ignorant is this guy.. people are fighting for there lives in iraq and here he is making a complete joke of it!

[shroomingnewman]

you're the only joke around here

[seni116]

my point exactly...ignorant

[shroomingnewman]

so your point is that you're a joke? my point exactly

[seni116]

how old are you 10??? sneaking on the comp??

[warrior350es]

doesn't Captain Janks have a CD or DVD out with his prank call?

[shroomingnewman]

whats the name of that pompous idiot with the glasses that cuts off his coanchor, twice? what a dick.

[Fordguy02]

LOL i don't care who you are that's funny right there. i hear captian janks is working at a gas station now though.

[Voodoo716]

hahahahaha...lol fuck fox news

[Dakakata]

Howard stern really rocks!

[w1104717]

fuck fox news, i love captain janks. Fuck you who hate howard stern, dickwads.

[djphatd]

Howard Stern for president, Captain Janks for vice!

[djphatd]

haha just imagine, the soldiers chained up, and staying alive by talking about Howard Stern hahahaha

[djphatd]

Fuck Fox news and Fuck Ron Paul that old nut! Thank god he didn't win shit!

[bootleg42]

amen

[cardamone1212]

"sometimes the does happen and those guys are real jerks" hahaha what if it really was the guy and he just happend to like stern ? all hail captain janks !!!

[sparbaroku]

That may have been disrespectful to the POW's and their families but it was funny as hell!!!

[djphatd]

hahahahah

[AYEMAQ]

lolz i love ittttttttt ahahahahah.

[bowlingballheadz]

lol

[BeaverMonkey24]

Funny stuff. I hate fox news so much.

[srogue2]

I hate howard stern, so does that cancel you morons out?

[BeaverMonkey24]

Come on, it was funny. Do you by any chance work for fox news? Brain dead? Fox news is awful.

[StoneDrum07]

some of these pranks are funny but posing as a rescued POW is ridiculous.

fuck you stern.

[DavySolaris]

HAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! what, can you just phone them up and say "my son was one of the POWs" and theyll believe it? LMFAO

[rkeppler3633]

YES! Well done.