Sarah Palin Resigns To Run For President And Write Book Inspired By The Book In This Video

[Minionuup]

You statist fools better start more than one Palin channel. Your going to need them.

[sca719]

this bitch is a fucking retard and needs to be shot.

[Minionuup]

Don't talk that about your mother asshole.

[sca719]

you're an idiot.

[MrRonnierams]

It would be funny if they made fun of Obuckup that would be awesome! I mean he is the only US president in history that has put us into debt in the shortest amount of time. Sarah Palin is for the US and supports US Americans where Joe Biden follows Obuckup into socialism. I don't think Sarah and Mc Cain would have lead us into socialism. Oh thats right theres those out there that think socialism is the answer. Go live in Cuba, China, or North Korea for a while and then you will change your mind.

[ytscreenname]

We have been in debt for a long time now what does this statement even mean? Also McCain voted for the "socialist" bail out.

[SamsaraBastet]

HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha! I wish I would have seen this weeks ago, but who cares?!? You're great! Thanks for the info!!!!!!

[electrasong]

Fantastic!!!

[odessyrcr589]

You fucking rock! Your Cindy McCain druggy impression was dead on. Her ensemble was fabulously dead on to. Keep doing what you do girl.

[marrylegs28]

i love her videos (1.) making fun of sarah palin. (2.) tells you the horrible lies and things she does. keep on thriving sarah palin channel

[johnboyjwg]

Good Job!

[arafel1964]

Hahahaha! You are great! I'm so sorry I'm not American otherwise I might have voted on you!

I love your pigstyle giggle. When things go wrong do you howl like a wolf?

[SarahPalinChannel]

I only howl when Todd and I do it doggie style...other than that I usually stick to my usual obnoxious and irritating high pitched skank rhetoric.

And of course I specialize "terrier"izing voters with lies and vicious innuedos.

I'm always barking up the wrong tree.

If the Humane Society was smart they would come out and get me with a net so I don't do any more harm to the community.

But they like so many other's out there have been seduced by my personality, lies and $150,000 wardrobe.

[DiabolicalAngel]

LOLOL! Doggie style. Thats hilarious.

[SarahPalinChannel]

osrav...Well, I'm so glad to see that bullshit John McCain and I are putting out all over the place about that crap that we think Obama must be a terrorist for hanging out with Bill Ayers is beginning to stick with stupid voters like you.

My prayers have been answered but we need a lot more stupid voters just like you.

Thank you for doing our work for us and spreading the lies about Obama for us.

Where do I send your check directly to you or your probation officer?

[RailbirdPictures]

You're good! What are you going to do after the election? Will you move onto other spoofs?

Fer

[SarahPalinChannel]

I'm still amazed at how easy it's been for John McCain and I to spoof the public and get away with all the lies we've been telling.

I thought people would be much smarter but John McCain assured me, "No, the public is so stupid. How do you think I've managed to get away with all the lies I've been telling about my record since getting out of that Vietnamese prison? Of course some of the Vietnam veterans know the truth but I shut them up quick."

After the election I'll just keep lying it's fun.

[cphdotdk]

Good. Remember to buy some c4, and I would love to have the pleasure to stuff it up your ass. Have a fun halloween.

[StruttYourStufff]

OBAMA08!

[CassieMeder]

I'm so confused.

But excited! I'm being Palin for halloween!

[SarahPalinChannel]

You should be confused, that's our goal.

John McCain and I are working our butts off to confuse the hell out of everyone.

You certainly wouldn't vote for us if you were clear about what we are up to.

And I have a pastor in Alaska who is working hard to confuse the witch out of me...but as you can see it isn't working.

Guess I'm stuck being a witch. At least it gets me and McCain what we want.

And when we confuse the voters that means we have the voters right where we want them.

[CassieMeder]

I agree!

[Twizzledoc187]

Sarah, I don't see how your running mate should be ALLOWED in the white house after the BIGGEST con statement during the presidential debate. He said that he "knows" how to catch bin laden. If he "knows" how to catch him, then he should have DONE that already. Translate..."if you vote for me I'll catch bin laden." Only people with BRAINS should have picked up on that!  What PISSES me off more than ANYTHING is that people can't SEE this is HUGE!!! What's your stance?

[SarahPalinChannel]

The school system is broken which allows us to raise a society of dumb people who are going to exercise their "dumbness" by voting for me and John MCain.

We can't just depend on the same dumb people who put both George Bushs into the White House. So we have to put more confusion, more lies, more doubts, more decoys, etc out there to insure we have way more dumb people voting this next time.

So I say...Let's get all the dumb people off the couch and into the voters booth.

Simple as that.

[Twizzledoc187]

BAD news for your campaign Sarah!  Secretary of State Colin Powell announced this morning that he is endorsing Senator Barack Obama! This is BIG! I think you guys are in a sinking ship! Should you concede now? I hope so!