Hey, I am watching you give a songwriting workshop (on Youtube) right now and decided to check your website out. This is done well. I didn't want to like it (I don't know why), but I do.
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This is brilliant--very current and very hilarious! I hope this is selected as the 2012 Republican campaign anthem. My favorite "hooker" is the "Musician" - hilarious!
Wow, apart from North America this video is most popular in Germany? How did that happen? Prude British and Australians?^^ Also something is wrong with the view-stats, how is it possible that there are almost no new viewers since like 2 weeks ago?
@Staudinka Thanks for your support of the video! We do have a lot of fans in Germany & in North America, which is great. I think we just need more exposure. The video is designed to create strong reactions. Not everyone is open to the message perhaps, that we all must sell some pure part of ourselves just to get by in the current climate.
:( all i can put :( its like gay then st8 then perverted then just down right confusing so is the little girl a hooker too? NAHH just freakin PLAYING I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF :P
The little girl is in outdoor scenes where everyone is dressed and there is no sexual interaction at all. And the "sex"'in this video is all obviously fake. No one is ever even naked! The "porn" is all masked , but you can see no one is actually doinganything, just bouncing around. The "golden shower" is obviously coming out of a bottle the guy is holding. Considering it is all such obvious fakery, it's incredible how strongly one people react to the "sex". "Kill Bill is full of over the top
YES- The actor Paul Iacono is a friend of "The Hooker Nation".
Just like Leo did "Basketball Diaries" playing a street hustlin' junkie b 4 leading man in 'Titanic', Paul has got 'game', amazing talent, edge and a superstar career ahead. So thanks for everyone commenting on our "Hairy Putter'.
To everyone who watched "Everyone's A Hooker"- Happy New Year 2011! May your happiness, health, and dreams all come true! Love, Larry Dvoskin
@EPzti Its the awesome and kick ass Zoe Silverman! She's 21 years old, really got great vocal pipes- look for her own music really soon! Thanks for commenting....
@ladyzmann Glad you got a kick out of the video. You'd probably not mind showing your face in my future videos - lot's of great things to come! Stay tuned :)
@LionPrimex Would be happy to explain what you just watched! It's a commentary on politics, big business, etc. - the real hookers! Thanks for watching. i've subscribed to your channel, wont you return the favor? Peace.
@biohazard022 Dear B-hazzz, Thank you for visiting us. and for educational purposes- its Bull, not BOOL, and Crap, not CRAPE...which is a french food dish (okay, its spelled Crepe)= Happy Holiday from Hooker Nation!
You should make more songs and video's like this one m8 :D
Voluhar 2 months ago
instant respect + 10000 :)
cool song & video
Voluhar 2 months ago
Hey, I am watching you give a songwriting workshop (on Youtube) right now and decided to check your website out. This is done well. I didn't want to like it (I don't know why), but I do.
cracks21229 2 months ago
The Song is cool and the musician let me think of my old schoolfriend
AvaYosri 3 months ago
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Corcorannbk 6 months ago
Haha the guy from the hard times of RJ Berger is in this lol!!
Chrissy13241 7 months ago
Haha the guy from the hard times of RJ Berg thi
Chrissy13241 7 months ago
lol this song is always stuck in my head this needs way more views!!!!
simonrcz 9 months ago
Y'know what? I take it back, the song is actually pretty good. :p
Sorry for my last comment if you even remember it haha.
ZOMBIEmonstur 10 months ago
@ZOMBIEmonstur I'm glad you gave it another viewing!
LarryDvoskin 9 months ago
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LarryDvoskin 10 months ago
This was the most religious innocent song out there, we can all relate to it c: !
AdoreDelight 10 months ago
@AdoreDelight That's how we see it!
LarryDvoskin 9 months ago
@AdoreDelight That's how we see it! Thanks for the comment,It shows us that people do get it!
LarryDvoskin 9 months ago
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andrew19vato 3 months ago
This is brilliant--very current and very hilarious! I hope this is selected as the 2012 Republican campaign anthem. My favorite "hooker" is the "Musician" - hilarious!
PixofLily 11 months ago
Crude & offensive!.......I like. Very funny.
glomikeyy 11 months ago
Wow, apart from North America this video is most popular in Germany? How did that happen? Prude British and Australians?^^ Also something is wrong with the view-stats, how is it possible that there are almost no new viewers since like 2 weeks ago?
Staudinka 1 year ago
@Staudinka Thanks for your support of the video! We do have a lot of fans in Germany & in North America, which is great. I think we just need more exposure. The video is designed to create strong reactions. Not everyone is open to the message perhaps, that we all must sell some pure part of ourselves just to get by in the current climate.
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago 3
this needs more then 300k views
Lostdestiny 1 year ago 4
@Lostdestiny Thanks so much for the comment, We are working on it! Glad you like the video!
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago
@Lostdestiny Thanks! Glad you liked it!
If you want to help me out feel free to join my street team!
LarryDvoskin 10 months ago
ha! wtf?
karamiaxel 1 year ago
pmsl i love this :D :D :D
Luzdelaluna2 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT Lmfao so wrong but so funny
Slazfreska 1 year ago
I think they went too far with this....
Rafahil 1 year ago
@Rafahil Thanks, that's just as far as we wanted to go!
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago 8
Ok really is this like gay porn?
goldenst14 1 year ago
This video is most popular with: Gender Age
Male 45-54
Male 25-34
Male 35-44
I say no more
Naru1o 1 year ago
:( all i can put :( its like gay then st8 then perverted then just down right confusing so is the little girl a hooker too? NAHH just freakin PLAYING I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF :P
scotty10211 1 year ago
How come there's so much guy on guy? LMAO
Ninjafruit123 1 year ago
funniest part was 2:15 - 3:17 it was funny as fuck
iKroNicAlz 1 year ago
funniest part was 2:15 - 3:17
iKroNicAlz 1 year ago
375 people thought this wasnt sexual enough.
Julzilla 1 year ago
The little girl is in outdoor scenes where everyone is dressed and there is no sexual interaction at all. And the "sex"'in this video is all obviously fake. No one is ever even naked! The "porn" is all masked , but you can see no one is actually doinganything, just bouncing around. The "golden shower" is obviously coming out of a bottle the guy is holding. Considering it is all such obvious fakery, it's incredible how strongly one people react to the "sex". "Kill Bill is full of over the top
dogrose6 1 year ago
gay music fack this
The77Films 1 year ago
:|....
suzyjonas 1 year ago
what the FUCK did i just watch...
toweryman 1 year ago 5
that was super gay like come on!!!
WolverinePlusbeaST 1 year ago
wtf 2:47
MrSAAATHA 1 year ago
LOL DID I SEE RJ BERGER?
Doodorz 1 year ago
@Doodorz LOL= "Did I see RJ Berger?"
YES- The actor Paul Iacono is a friend of "The Hooker Nation".
Just like Leo did "Basketball Diaries" playing a street hustlin' junkie b 4 leading man in 'Titanic', Paul has got 'game', amazing talent, edge and a superstar career ahead. So thanks for everyone commenting on our "Hairy Putter'.
To everyone who watched "Everyone's A Hooker"- Happy New Year 2011! May your happiness, health, and dreams all come true! Love, Larry Dvoskin
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago 3
wow lul Rj berger is in this
lolwhatever85 1 year ago
what the f***?
crazyivan96 1 year ago
iS THAT FUCKING RJ BERGER?!?!?!
lauweisheng 1 year ago
@lauweisheng I know right!? That definitely is. That adorable little bastard. XD
chickiepoo 1 year ago
must have been awkward to film this one
whosyourdaddy25 1 year ago
1:44 is that rj from hard times of rj berger?
gukiggi 1 year ago
Brother, Sister and Father but no Rabbi.
WokMaster7000 1 year ago
best video ever ;DD
PaulaLovesKitty 1 year ago
And of course Rj Berger has to get his cameo in this, LOL!
lovelyladynostalgic 1 year ago
LMFAO! The reggae riffs makes this video even funnier.
lovelyladynostalgic 1 year ago
bloody video!! fucking porn!!!!
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hpvhere 1 year ago
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Xhypolite 1 year ago
COMMENT RATE AND SUBSCRIBE
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Xhypolite 1 year ago
WTF? <==and i mean that with every fiber of my being.
Atillarenzo 1 year ago
I Only Subed Cuz i wanna fuck you
FezdaaHD 1 year ago 23
@FezdaaHD Yeaaaah! The best reason on Earth to make friends on You Tube! You win comment of the year award!!!!
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago 6
Wow, I don't remember how I came here, but I wouldn't have it any other way
Staudinka 1 year ago
1.44 RJ
Pandarioum 1 year ago
Was that huge chick really getting screwed lol. And did that guy seriously pissed on!! lmao XD
josh666675 1 year ago
YOUR A LOON!! xD
RD4EVER100 1 year ago
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TruckTheTroll 1 year ago
LOL so true
Ipelicanfly 1 year ago
wtf...
Sonoftoenails93 1 year ago
why is rj burger in this? did anyone else see that?
munchchewy0 1 year ago
@munchchewy0 Mate i saw that too =D
Rj Berger should be that huge dick guy?
Pandarioum 1 year ago
@Pandarioum haha yeah.
munchchewy0 1 year ago
#1 :D
Voluhar 1 year ago
metaphorically the title's true. anybody'll do anything for money
Johnnys1700 1 year ago
not funny
eattreats 1 year ago
no lie this is the most fucked up thing ive ever seen lol
TheLlcoolj96 1 year ago
oh yea and the guy in the suit at 0.34 is that sapposed to be vince mcmahon from wwe?
4EVERBULLET 1 year ago
PLEASE just answer me this. Whats the deal with the guy at the end? whats the point of this video?
4EVERBULLET 1 year ago
@4EVERBULLET dude its a comedy for film festival or something the point of it is to entertain
EPzti 1 year ago
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HolyPuffsOfCheese 1 year ago
(Points at screen) RJ Berger!!!
Tasukete123 1 year ago
LETS...TALK...HO'S
karanjhalaguy16578 1 year ago
this was really well shot and casted. great directing
savingreen 1 year ago
wow that guys had a huge dick...
zXJulianXz 1 year ago
Disturbing.......yet oddly hysterical.
CorpseMcGrinder 1 year ago
0:08 LOL
AvaYosri 1 year ago
what is this I don't even
UtsniatheMightyOne 1 year ago
I got 2 questions:
1: Wtf did I you see?
2: Why i cant stop looking at the guy at the end of the video, the one who is dancing his penis around.
darkas2006 1 year ago
THIS VIDEO IS FUCKED UP LOL!
josh666675 1 year ago
then if everyones a hooker whos the pimp?
TironGamer2PWM 1 year ago
EveryOne's a hooker :-)*~~~
william52648 1 year ago
whyd i get a boner?
ololololololololotro 1 year ago
whos the female singer?
TironGamer2PWM 1 year ago
@TironGamer2PWM zoe silverman
wwebadgerse 1 year ago
ssoooo....... the pimp had to be black?....lol jk
PivotAnimator50 1 year ago
2:53
froggz19 1 year ago
you suck bitch
01Elvis10 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOL
xnotoriousss 1 year ago
L M F A O the pimp was like my name is (rooosseee buud) what?.....(roooosseee buud) lmfao
PivotAnimator50 1 year ago
the guy at the end has a pretty big dick, feelsbadman
4petelol 1 year ago
This could be on a theme album with SNL I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon).
The production/arrangement sounds great.
You should collaborate with Andy Samberg - it would be golden.
riflepoints 1 year ago
@riflepoints Right on Rif! Great ideas and imagination!
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago
lol, got that exact pimp costume for some party a while back :P
Shiperzz1 1 year ago
WTF is this s***!
treehugrurthluvrsupr 1 year ago
Jesus Christ is not a hooker.
JasonSpeir69 1 year ago
@JasonSpeir69
yes he is!
Freestyler04 1 year ago
@JasonSpeir69
Shut up dude!!! You talk church elsewhere. This shit is funny.
dread696969 1 year ago
lets talk h0es.
LostFromBeond 1 year ago
2:25 LOL!
Sonnicham 1 year ago
..............
IansCheese 1 year ago
you're ugly!!!!!!!
bhooowan3 1 year ago
1:23 CASINO OWNER!!!! xD wwwwoooooowwww
yomama24734 1 year ago
And this doesn't have a kazillion views why?
james1200 1 year ago 36
@james1200
help to promote
Moon11293 1 year ago
@james1200 Every View and Subscribe to Mr.Dvoskin counts!
PayneProdutions 1 year ago
really?... citizen kane? o.o
wrinklee01 1 year ago
you really should get a live if you watch to this
brammutje15 1 year ago
wtf thats so fucking wrong
xXMW2nutterXx 1 year ago
1:13 look like "no more heroes" hotel OoO
616spidey 1 year ago
I swore the girl singer is the voice actor of the
vampire Girl from Adventure time
crazyrj14 1 year ago
this video its so wrong yet very fucking hilarious
MegaSpooke 1 year ago 51
nice selection of sluts :DD
oREDWINEo 1 year ago
sweet,and i only saw 1 chick in that crowd of fruits
Keepskatin 1 year ago
@Keepskatin I just counted at least 6 women. Funny, you only saw guys... =O
dogrose6 1 year ago
@Keepskatin I count at least six. Funny you only looked at the guys...
dogrose6 1 year ago
So where there a part one for this? I think i missed something
beatlifetwice 1 year ago
This is fucked up...but hilarious.
joe20mccormick 1 year ago
my eyes.....my inner innocence....i want it back D:
TheRealWinona 1 year ago
Dude that was awesome-o bro I want more!!!
nextgenvids 1 year ago
whos the hot chick singer
EPzti 1 year ago
@EPzti Its the awesome and kick ass Zoe Silverman! She's 21 years old, really got great vocal pipes- look for her own music really soon! Thanks for commenting....
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago
@LarryDvoskin damn i like her more than taylor swift why isnt she famous as hell
EPzti 1 year ago
@EPzti becuase she is associated with music like this.
4EVERBULLET 1 year ago
this is hilarious!!! ahahahha!
nickz777 1 year ago
Is that Jon Gosselin?
tigerkidtre 1 year ago
i think i just got a boner
spencer71838 1 year ago
I'm 12 years old and what is this ?
sweetpuppyMcFly 1 year ago 2
this is our future, everybody fucking each other.
oooImFOCUSooo 1 year ago
that fat cunt on the bed looks like my ex cow lol
EDOM666DEVORE 1 year ago
Ohh wait. You forgot the imam!
PiiMPeeR 1 year ago
what did i just watch??????
bigd021191 1 year ago
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MrChalinho 1 year ago
i call the chear leader XD
drumadude28 1 year ago
163 reasons to use condom
gOoComeDy 1 year ago
what. the. fuck.
vinche114 1 year ago
@ladyzmann Glad you got a kick out of the video. You'd probably not mind showing your face in my future videos - lot's of great things to come! Stay tuned :)
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago
@LionPrimex Would be happy to explain what you just watched! It's a commentary on politics, big business, etc. - the real hookers! Thanks for watching. i've subscribed to your channel, wont you return the favor? Peace.
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago
The intro is funny, but WHAT THE FUCK were they thinking attempting to make music?!
ZOMBIEmonstur 1 year ago
... What the fuck!?
doolie9 1 year ago
this video scarred me for life lol.
blackcinnamon 1 year ago
What a disturbing ending!
pmpslayer 1 year ago
what. the. actual. fuck ?
rebekkahmedeirosx 1 year ago
"what the fuck you want?"
I lol'd so hard!
TehUnlimited 1 year ago
Rosebud is Citizen Kane reference.
The40thThief 1 year ago
WTF !!! Why ? Somebody just tell me why ?
vmackey12 1 year ago
@vmackey12 i'm a pervert and this video even disturbs me :(
Keepskatin 1 year ago
it's Rosebud!
ccrch 1 year ago
Seriously, what the fuck is with the little girl at 2:29??
geragna 1 year ago
That's fucked up at 2:29
geragna 1 year ago
BOOLCRAPE THIS IS SO FUKIN GAY
biohazard022 1 year ago
@biohazard022 Dear B-hazzz, Thank you for visiting us. and for educational purposes- its Bull, not BOOL, and Crap, not CRAPE...which is a french food dish (okay, its spelled Crepe)= Happy Holiday from Hooker Nation!
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago
this shit is DISTURBING!! haha. i like the video but i kinda don't get it XD
wilob9 1 year ago
@williamsfilms1 how did you end up here in the first place? Do you also preach in strip clubs
juniwilliams 1 year ago
1:12 it's the guy from The Hard Times of RJ Berger!
ihavetehdrugs 1 year ago
@ihavetehdrugs That's correct. It's Paul Iacono, the lead actor in the MTV television series "The Hard Times of RJ Berger"!
LarryDvoskin 1 year ago
Fumiest line ever "Its rosebud you deaf mother fucker"
myusernameistaken23 1 year ago 3
abo me
TrashClubb2010 1 year ago
the guy at the end is a lil much
chrisjoholski 1 year ago
LOL!!!
Gonji 1 year ago
The first 32 Seconds are nice the rest is shit
SuperDreYY 1 year ago
The first 32 Seconds are nice
SuperDreYY 1 year ago 3
Вы все попадёте в АД! Идиоты сука
Hell sheet :)
thebestlv 1 year ago
I told u..some are experts..Now only if I could sell it :)) <3
trastew1 1 year ago
@williamsfilms1 Jesus is the biggest hooker of 'em all!
sincristo 1 year ago
what...the...fuvk?
SnipR1980 1 year ago
soo funny where hes whispering rosebud
BossBallinBig 1 year ago 3
LMFAO that asian guy looks like jon from jon and kate + 8 xD
ttKTizzle 1 year ago
hahahhahahhahaha xD!!!!!!!!!!
Munio93 1 year ago
True, everyone pays for everyone else's "services", that makes us all hookers. Legalize it!
blarg505 1 year ago
drugs are cool
HoyleShite 1 year ago