Positive

[Akabane101]

man, these ads where the guy is training his ass off, just looking at that makes me tired xD

[101SenseCommon]

awsome



[littlemegamonkey]

i'm a dude and i wasn't uncomfortable. i wish i could give Wheezywaiter a big hug

[KristopherSw]

Ummmmm..........

[reggielittle25]

This vid went viral on Qatar

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

Blue is my eye color...

[rohanmatharu]

awwwwwwwww i lost the game... thanx craig (sarcasm)

[monadasmoinas]

i feel wierd .

[jono501]

my eyes are blue just like wheezy waiter said

[ThatwuzEze]

Blue-green-hazel-gray-brown O.O That's my eye color!  :D

[vectoronic]

wheezy's on ectasy  !..!-_(0.o)_-!..!

[oblivion234brown]

O_O that is salsa and chips behind me!

[RideTheTidalWave]

Is that quiet clone at 0.32??

[lilypad145]

This is the very first wheezy waiter video I ever saw. Good memories :)

[xvxtobyxvx]

i'm a good, hot, and nice teacher!? awesome!

[drubasna]

Awwwwhhhh...that's cute ^^

[asparagusoffice]

This is all about friendship... *looks at crotch*

And people who are smart... *looks at crotch*

And great... *looks at crotch*

e_____o

[ChocolateBearChick]

What's funny is because my brother was watching this in the kitchen and there was a football game going on and he chips and salsa on the table and he had to close the laptop because he was being stalked :)

Such a lucky boy.

[shisumi1]

no one else likes me. you were right.

[lionsbloodprincess3]

i have such a crush on craig <3

[lilsarahbooable]

@lionsbloodprincess3 OMFG meee tooo <3

[TheBrendarules]

you forgot hazel eyes :'(

[TappWaterStudios]

@TheBrendarules

No he didn't. He says Blue Green Hazel Gray Brown

[TheBrendarules]

@TappWaterStudios oh yeah! I guess I wasn't paying enough attention :/

[birdyblair]

@TheBrendarules He kind of did green and brown it hazel

[GiantTalkingPencil]

I feel so loved. ^^

[Crazycow280]

I tried moving away fro the stare but his eyes followed me ! >:D

[thefamouskaytay]

There needs to be a video consisting entirely of Craig's beautiful eyes gazing into my soul.

[fregate12]

i don't are im watching married whit children

[danny66442200]

Who sits with their back to the game?

[thethirdbroomstick]

I like you too

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

My eyes are blue green lol.

[kayte64]

This is kinda creepy...

[xxlovexxlustxx]

that was so creepy. im eating chips and salsa..

[xadele95]

I turned around when you started talking about what's behind me and my sister was eating Doritos and salsa. PMSL. :D

[CrazyMegaOmega]

i haz besterest grammarz evar.

[TheRedWolf080]

awww wheezy thanks :D

[MrBristolian]

This one is five seconds longer than the negative one! Booyah! :L

[bennyster123]

sombodey likes me yay

[xvxtobyxvx]

yes! i make a great hot teacher. you make a great hot teacher aswell wheezy waiter and anyone who's reading this comment

[Alice13KissKiss]

Blue. Green. Hazel grey brown. ....Red...?

[Climbingmadness]

... this was akward.. untill I clicked fullscreen.. super akward... suward......

[ConnerDrummer]

La Victoria salsa sucks.

[jwebb232]

This .... is .... awkward ....

[MyriadPsv]

Here I am in the NIce chart, in the middle, together with you... AAAAAAAH O.o

[TheAverageMe]

this just made my day ; )

[Ristengirl876]

Lol. ...I LIKE CHIPS AND SALSA

[bennyster123]

@Ristengirl876 me too

[Silvericewarriorcats]

HAPPY EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

[123PrincesG321]

Olive u too! :3 ..... *EXPLOSION*

[ExtremeHannah]

I love you too!!! ;)

[KTHubley]

my eyes are blue <3

[MrPKa2U]

DId anyone actually watch the BBC ad? I watched the whole thing...Advertizing WIN

[TheDrMitchell]

where do i stand if i am a hot, nice, good teacher

[CrazyMegaOmega]

@TheDrMitchell well then youre probly not very smart XD

[NarutoQM]

I watched this naked and I couldn't stop smiling.

[B4dKookie]

Every time I have a bad day I watch this video. Its makes me laugh every time <3

[claraeslinger]

I like chips and salsa

[electricalbananaa]

Correction: In the --English Language-- Q is useless without U.

[KuramaLover26]

@Lindseythemaster I thought ME N U meant me IN you

[Papaimpy]

The GAME

[jliz1589]

This was the first Wheezy Waiter video I watched. I've never looked back. <3

[Juoplify]

Negative video has way more views o.O

[SamanthaPhantomhive]

Wheezy, how do you pronounce your last name??? It's bothering me....

[yay7times73]

@SamanthaPhantomhive  (BE-ni-zee} beenize

[SamanthaPhantomhive]

@yay7times73 Thank you!! :D

[yay7times73]

@SamanthaPhantomhive you welcome! are you an amina fan?

[SamanthaPhantomhive]

@yay7times73 Yes I am~ :D

[yay7times73]

@SamanthaPhantomhive do you like miku miku?

[SamanthaPhantomhive]

@yay7times73 Never heard of it o.o

[yay7times73]

@SamanthaPhantomhive plz look up miku,shes the best,evr heard leekspin,levans polka?

[BR3WCI7YB4NG4]

@bubblegumgirlsx2 It prolly says "Shelf". Check his video "My New Digs"

[uux10mcu]

thumbs up if you had chips and or salsa!!!

[SuperAppleSauce521]

THIS IS THE FIRST VID OF THIS PERSON I WATCHED AND MY EYES ARE BLUE SO CREEPY

oops cap lock but im too lazy to rewrite it

[BonjourJoli]

favorited :D

[mangofiend333]

i was ACTUALLY eating chips and salsa.

[blackjack801]

For the record, this is the first video I've seen and have been devoted ever since. It's my goal to watch all your vids before I die.

yay wheezy waiter!

[Masterhuffnpuff]

wow, he likes me so much, he references the old chips in salsa back when he first started. YAY

[chentheawsome]

i watched this video with my screen on negative mode :)

[aqwjonathan146]

Lawl He said "Im just gonna look at you for a second" Then my Youtube starts to Buffer then my screen freezes XD with his face.. just there Xd

[SoHahn19]

how did you guess my eye color!?

[ThePoetzy]

Craig knows that friendship is magic.

don't deny it man. we all cool here.

[waslookat1me]

my eyes are hazel

[ebrach121]

Awww I needed that Wheezy Waiter <3 I like you too ;)

[xXnagromXx]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY EYE COLOR!

[happyhat27]

Lol, how do you not have more subscribers?!?!?! You're freaking awesome!

[tetradd]

Wait what. On the Venn Diagram, Wonderful and Smart, 'Hot Teachers'. 

[Hunkadunga]

I just keep switching between the positive and negative videos. It's a good balance.

[buttercupisevil]

I <3 happiness clone. :D

[electricalbananaa]

haha. You're so fuckin' adorable. 

[MolinMUSE]

Honestly, I would marry Craig if I could.

[Tellmeimaninja]

I watched this in the bathroom. It was incredibly uncomfortable.

[FunnyGirlz221]

@Tellmeimaninja i feel you. i did the same thing.

[ShoopDaRainbow]

I had a hamster on my table...

[creativemachine]

There actually was a bag of Doritos and salsa on my table... HOW DID HE KNOW?!

[Hitmanblack]

I feel really stupid for just not realizing you have a lisp.

[wesstu1]

Stop looking at me your creepin' me out!

[BlackJackGamer21]

When he said "You cease to amaze me." I pointed my middle finger at him.

=D

[lilypad145]

This video makes me feel happy like a margarita, and similarly uninhibited.

[Drum41NAB]

Penis

[TheMrsGsm]

I think I just fell in love. With you.

[legobrick1000]

this is fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldramon1]

holy crap, I was actually eating chips and salsa while watching this!!!

[lindseynoelani123]

@oldramon1 THATS SOO COOL!!! ( i was eating a subway sandwich ) teehee

[RawrCooper]

at 0:03 he is masterbating ^.^

[memememe375]

@RawrCooper haha! that's really. ... wrong <3

[98TheJoker98]

when u were staring at me i flicked u :D

[XDarkxGirlx4everX]

When u said blue i was freaked out!

[btz888]

Thumbs up if you indeed did have chips and salsa

[NoobyMac]

Ever since this video, I watch it every time I'm upset :3

[McSnazzie]

Aww, I feel loved. =P

[BittenUsagi]

Actually it's guacamole, but thanks for noticing. Wait what? *slips away to start locking doors & windows*

[GINNYHAY]

the world is a menu cause it needs ME N U



[GryffindorIChooseYou]

@thefamouskaytay Whoa, I'm glad I wasn't the only one....

[thefamouskaytay]

Is it wierd that I tilted my head at 1:48 and stared him straight in the eyes?

[thefamouskaytay]

I don't understand why happy clone has less views than the one with anger clone

[elwoodbluesification]

lost the game



[olekiar]

Fun fact! Venn is friend in norwegian.. Gives the Venn-diagram a double meaning :)

[JBgirl987654321]

Sorry to break it to you, Craig, but I'm a minor. This won't work.

[memememe375]

Your heterosexual? (thats not healthy).....

[omg7474]

I somehow randomly winked at the exact same time on accident @_@

[oscarkev190]

0:32 quiet clone cameo FTW!

[Lindseythemaster]

I thought of one like the World is a Q and its useless without U. The world is a menu because its nothing without ME N U (if you don't get it, N is short for and)

[AlphaGuitarGamer]

I watch this only for the beginning

[colleenepicnessism]

But, the game is to the left of me. And the ships and salsa are on the chair. O:

[Sachiye11]

I like your eyebrows :3

[tinktinktink1]

Ahhhh.... Thanks Craig, I needed that :)

[skillysmurf]

Q is not useless without U.... as any scrabble player knows you can still make Qi and Qat

[6Shooter28]

@skillysmurf So, the world is useless without you except for in rare situations?

[Stewerrvideos]

Start standing on yo hands againnnnn :(

"More n's means more right to see you standing on hands"

-Steffen Nordborg

[RiHaCkO]

there were chips on my table

[mosquie]

Why does the negative video have more views??

[EeveeChick10]

*feels all warm and squishy inside* *blushes* XD

[seamotaylor]

I actually liked the negative video more for some reason

[TwinErika]

why did I make my eyes big when he wanted to stare at me?? xD

"Im just gonna look into your smart eyes"!

[Rabbitsisrun]

Man, what's with all these 'end of the world' ads lately.... qq

[DawnOfDemise]

How the hell did you know that there were chips and salsa on my desk!?

[dont2care8channel]

Dude that staring was creeping me out, for sum reason bc I thought like you could see me with the front cam my phone lol I that game was COD you where watching lol

[SeeTheStar7]

Definitely craving chips and salsa after this video...

[peri609667]

I've been very sad lately Weezy Waitaww, and i needed this video to cheer myself up.

That other video you sent me was just hurtful though T-T

[NotsoObvious]

I know your looking at the chips and salsa, however it looks like your looking at my boobs. Just sayin'

:D

[Leizel559]

I'm jealous of your eyelashes....

[Kassey9619]

Why are you not making videos every weekday :( it makes me sad...

[TheSzczczczPANIC]

I have to say, You have beautiful eyes. Very nice.

[iParry117]

It's ok. Weezy make me happy again! :)

[takenoprisoner42]

Really WheezyWaiter. If you like me so much, what's my name?

....Lady GaGa? Close enough, marry me!

[prettyturtle806]

I swear Im crazy because after watching the negative, I felt bad, so i watched this one before i could get stuck in a loop like bernie2323... yea.

[LoveRidePeace]

Like if you actually stared at him...

[KillerKierstyn]

Wheezy!!!! Scarlett and Ryan split!! Make your move man :D

[MyGoodNameWasTaken]

i love how all the wonderful people are hot people, great ones are nice, and all smart people are teachers lol and according to the diagram there is no hot nice teacher as that is neither you or i wheezywaiter thus if ever i have a teacher whi is hot enough to gawk at al class i don't need to worry about taking notes as she can't possibly be good teacher! (yes i am taking this video to be a personal message to myself and i have no idea why 100,000 other people watched this)

[aburger9009]

The world is the letter Q. It's useless without U.

[BuffaloBillLover]

@aburger9009 IRAQ ?

[ShyMiyako110]

u actually got me to look behind me

..there was a wall

[altHypothesis]

Why did I look behind me at 2:05?!

[FutureAbe]

*nods*

-Craig Benzine

[ASHYBOY1997]

@iLoveKebapcheta wow thats so amazing xD

[MrFlyingMongoose]

He got the colour of my eyes the first time.

[nobodycares420]

WHAT THE *DING* WHEEZY WAITER Y THE *DING* DIDNT U MAKE AN EXPLOSION WENSDAY VID ON MAY 11th WT*D* THATS SO MEAN

[EverRoxas]

@nobodycares420 You should post this for the negative video. =P

[heavenkept]

Rockin' Shared via my FB

Great Stuff Wheezy

[DH1390]

Happy housewarming from me and my friend theinfamousvlog! :D :D :D

[MrHammn]

What if a clone watches this video?

[Vayashan]

I thought this was waaaaaay creepier than the negativity video. Good Job Mister, you just made me believe positivity sucks >.<

[Bioniclefan45]

You are awesome

[JimmiBabby]

I have to pause after he says "I like you :D" because I can't stop giggling.

[mobunnie]

I think I love you,

so what am I so afraid of?

[Coraircate]

I have watched this video so many times. It makes me feel better about my crappy life.

[AndresTweets]

I keep trying to use your quote in real life, but everybody keeps wondering why the hell I'm nodding at them with an approving smile.

[xLatematt0707x]

... What The Hell? I Was watching a game AND there was chips and salsa on the table! O_0

[KoolThing14]

@xLatematt0707x Wheezy knows us so well ^-^

[EmbraceTheThunder]

@xLatematt0707x

Out of 112,203 people... it was bound to be true about one of us.

[Cakenator514]

Cute clone? Or cute Craig? ;D

[dssn231]

i triple clicked my home button on my iphone to watch this video in negative. :D