RAW Video/Breaking News: 'Mystery Sludge' Swallows Melbourne Beaches - Jan. 30, 2012

[anno636]

that guy is swimming in shit!

[msnubootysux]

cOREXIT??

[backspace971]

I love mystery sludge,it tastes yummy.

[sxysuccubus]

There is no way...there is no fucking way.....people cannot be this stupid. :(

[usamonkeyso]

Whale Semen.

[altgeldrarities]

I don't think it would hurt anything if that lady near the end of the video swam (wallowed) in it. :-)

[Zack13IRQUSA]

chuck norris masturbated. 

[jonnois]

they sound like kiwis not australian imo this is new zealand not australia

[InsaneIndigo0]

Wow, that`s just what I`d do, go swim in an oil slick, then I` d light up a cigarette. Hope I`m not being too sarcastic, let`s be a little more realistic, what the hell`s wrong with this world today, sometimes I ashamed to be in it or even take part of it. Is the land just full of idiots, or is that too optimistic.

[furtherbeyond]

They are crazy getting into that water.

[benoitrobert63]

EPA (environmental protection authority) is closed on week-end, environmental disasters

are therefore allowed from monday through friday, 10:00 am to 4:00 pm. (closed for lunch from 11:00- 3:00)....

The fact that this "goo" stretches for miles, one would think it HAS TO be visible from above and should have been cause for at least a warning..Someone dirty is covering their shit,so literally!

[countessarcadius]

so , these people sit here and justify GOING IN THE WATER? NOT SURE, I GUESS THE NEED TO SWIM IS GREATER THAN THE NEED FOR PERSONAL HEALTH? IDIOTS, THE ADULTS CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT, BUT TO ALLOW CHILDREN IN THE WATER IS ABSOLUTELY SICKENING, AT BEST

[countessarcadius]

THE PEOPLE ARE IN THE GODDAMN WATER? WTF? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL THESE BLOODY PEOPLE ALLOWING THE CHILDREN IN THE WATER? WHOLLY CHRIST THE PARENTS SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL,

[smiles1969able]

i love how youtube videos turn into a spelling contest : )

[stvstv0616]

there's no way i'm gonna jump in to that water!even it would cost my girlfriend.

[rborsibor]

How people are still bathing if you see the terrible oil spill in that area?. They are really ignorant!.

[rborsibor]

¿Cómo la gente se sigue bañando si ve el terrible derrame de hidrocarburo en esa zona?. Son realmente ignorantes !!!.

[ArgotMay]

Are they really swimming in oil and corexit? How can these people be THAT ignorant? I really don't understand how they let their kids in it as they sunbathe.

[DoveDancing]

OMG what next...

[firepyre360]

Where's the rest of the video?

[Sheilaaliens]

@firepyre360 i'm scouting for updates on this, meow

[METALLICA6547]

@Sheilaaliens looks like grease, to me, if you have ever seen bearing grease in water it looks like that

[34seanbozz]

"" what's that? ""

"" something's in the water?""

"" umm right well, we don't work weekends""

Cheers

[AJTwister97]

and yet they still go in the water for beach time fun.

smh

[cbcoza]

Perhaps the Oil Spill that's just occurred on the Brisbane side making its way around.... a bit far but possible. 5 Tonnes was dumped.

[ShadowofLocke]

@ShadowofLocke well they USED to...

[ShadowofLocke]

no one minded the baby ruth i tossed in 20 min earlier. G' ah dont tell me YouTube made my '20 min' blue? d'oh, again??

[ShadowofLocke]

@MissPickletoes i used to work there. GADZOOKS! not the place in this vid. *squints* I dont THINK so, anyway. well ptoes, back to the dusty trail..it was a pleasure speaking with you. never forget everything ive said to you. love, tom. DO IT! LOVE HIM! Jesus does..

[MissPickletoes]

@ShadowofLocke :-)

[ShadowofLocke]

i drink this shit with my cereal. Im thinking of a number between "go" and "hell".

[Julia76087]

dear God dont let them spray the oil spill with corexit!

[MissPickletoes]

GADZOOKS! How appalling!!!

[nuggz503]

@MissPickletoes +1 for using the term "gadzooks" = )

[stubs121]

Godzilla and his knuckle children spread every year with the tides he creates. One day they will figure this out, until then he shall live on.

[MrUfos2015]

DONT SWIM IN IT ? W T F

[wordsthatmanifest]

Remember the 2004 tsunami in Sumatra, Indonesia? Well, no water and land animals died...Natural instincts are a life saver...Just saying.

[lizlee77]

Why are they swimming in it?!?!?!?!?!?!! Go take a cold shower to cool off, or sit in front of a fan!!!! God bless the frickin idiots!!

[dlpinecone]

the "cool-aid" seems to be stronger there.......

[gilldoom]

Don't swim in it. It's called a pool, look it up.

[weedfacelouie]

Ignorance is truly bliss

[tokinblckgie]

"We've got no choice." Really, lady? No choice. Have you ever tried,Idk, not swimming in it? And to think these are the people raising the next generation of "responsible" adults. God I love people.

[xth3k0wxh1ms3lfx]

or maybe chemwaves? either way it's da guberment comming for your right to live! lol

[xth3k0wxh1ms3lfx]

chemcurrents. just patented that shit. ya'll be using it from now on! lol

[rem0709]

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[Sheilaaliens]

@rem0709 isn't that DallasGoldBug's site? I have my reservations about that man xD

[rem0709]

@Sheilaaliens True some are ez to tell there wrong on his site but there are some that are ez to tell there the same person. So you have to wounder what's the deal really is.In most lie's there's some truth.I like your site your on a lot of stuff faster then most!!

[luis9814]

"cause its raw/breaking. this shit happened TOMORROW. lawls"- Sheilaaliens. Best fucking comment ever looool

[IVAN23KOBE]

it would not surprise me if these people that got in that water end up in hospital 2~3 weeks later...

[emikalima]

Reminds me of that Weather Channel guy who stood outside and got pelted by the foamy sludge during the hurricane in New York City. Turned out to be caused by sewage.

[purpatriot78]

AND THEY ARE PLAYING IN IT DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

[danman911]

Moronic sheeple!

[sumstuff46]

THEY (The MILITARY) are killing all life, depop plan, ocean is easy target, look at all the oil and nuclear waste also and the military SUPER sonic sonar experimenting is hammering the fuck out of the fish, all the DOLPHINS and other mammals are coming to shore to die, unless we stop the military, kiss this PLANET GOOD-BYE :(

[crlwllns]

COREXIT. (Test it, & SEE.)

[CaneFan25]

That's disgusting......

[TonyaLeeforJC]

Those degreasers are deadly for cancer causing ...

[kikkerthyzz]

tanker at new zealand ? thought of that ? being 300tons of oil spiled into the ocean? oil being taken by the current ending somewhere on shore where some dumbed down humans give a respons to this strange fenomena

[Sheilaaliens]

@kikkerthyzz In all honesty... I didn't hear much about that ... but now I know

[rosepaigefly]

@kikkerthyzz Wouldn't have been the NZ spill - Tauranga/Bay of Plenty is on the wrong coast from Melb's. The Rena sunk on the West coast of NZ so would have had to take the long way around to get there. The military programes going on around the Pacific might be worth investigating.

Looks pretty naferious. I sure wouldn't want to be swiming in that sludge.

[symphonicaura]

@kikkerthyzz *LOL* How funny; dumbed down humans respons (response) to ... fenomena (phenomena), spiled (spilled) new zealand (New Zealand).... Incorrect punctuation and capitalization, and you accuse others of being dumbed down? Thank you for the comedy... ;O)

[edstar83]

@symphonicaura lol Yeah I was be smart ass too, but then I noticed he's from the Netherlands, so I let it slide. I assumed English isn't his first language.

[Crakerzs]

@symphonicaura

GUd poste, nuffin wong wif mi spelwin neiva, lol

I'm just kidding, my english is perfect, smoking dope increases my brain cells, science has proven this, that is why it is illegal in Australia...

[WalksWithGreys]

It's probably from our BP/gulf oil spill just now reaching Ausi

[Quietpony]

@Sheilaaliens, "Bringing you tomorrow's news, Today!!"

[BigsbyDude]

i would go to the lake?

[makingbuck]

natural selection at it's finest !

[rootbeerncy]

wow people are really fuckin stupid. If they get sick, no sympathy here

[Rokdog33]

I live an hour away and our beaches were fine, been swimming for the last two days.

I think they found the 3 most ridiculous sounding Aussies they could to be interviewed lol

[im1greatman]

It's hot, we have no choice. YES you do have a choice! Don't swim in it!

[PaleMoonlightt]

Really people it happens all the time after big rain its harmless sea foam with the exception that nowa days all the crap from the farming systems inland will be in it. The grease will be left over mud debrie from the floods last year.

[ariasaaalex]

Wwoooowww really? Lol

[StarFlower99654]

Yea, I saw there was an oil tanker accident awhile ago over there. Makes sense, shouldnt be a 'mystery'

[kiararei]

lol and of course they just dive in the water and swim in the shit. i am so embarrassed to be an aussie right now

[LKathyRunkle]

What a bunch of idiots!

[TheAngiecool]

Poor buggers had no choice, it was hot! lol

[droumdoum]

TAKE A KAYAK !!

[chingchombuela]

not much info

[Sheilaaliens]

@chingchombuela cause its raw/breaking. this shit happened TOMORROW. lawls

[amelmater]

@Sheilaaliens wasn't there an oil tanker spill off the coast of Australia in the last few months?

[11KieranTobin11]

I'm embarrassed to be Australian...scratch that, HUMAN.

[CultOfKingJeff]

the reporter is a hottie.

[skuldude]

Yeah, she should never let those boobies in that water.

[PARADOXGLUE]

i think i would have to be " cooking to death under the sun"

before i thought there was no choice but go into the water, no choice my ass ,lol

[ConspiracyRealmNews]

Looks just Like when New Yorkers Swim In The Hudson River ;]

[2late4me2care]

step away from the water. Oh right, she has no choice because its hot!

[007feedback]

Why bother going to the sea ?

Cant they just take a dip into the septic tank at home :-/

[cherrypie11061]

sheep dip

[MultiTaketwo]

@cherrypie11061 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!LOOOOL!OLOL!OLOL

[stuzapusa]

Get your kids out of that water people!

[NibiruMagick2012]

The insanity continues...

[highwaycruiser]

Melbourne has had over 40 degree celcius ( 105 deg F ) heat waves this past week,alot of families dont have air con so they head towards the beach too cool off ( school holidays )..not saying its right to jump into dirty water, but when its that hot,i would too !..

[OURpage0o]

@highwaycruiser I would strip down to nothing and sit with the refridgerator door open and a sheet over me and the fridge b4 I jump in that.

[OURpage0o]

@OURpage0o Or if the electricity is out. Dig a whole and sit in it. Why do you think pigs roll in the mud. Dirt cools you down.

[OURpage0o]

Get out of the Sun stupid, no choice but to swim in sludge?

[BADFISHHHHHH]

"got no choice"? wtf

people..

[Sheilaaliens]

@BADFISHHHHHH most epic "everything wrong with that statement" of the year so far, goes to the Aussie lady in this vid

[jdogsful]

@Sheilaaliens its nothin suss. just spreading the love, or whatever. let me know if you dont recieve the mail, koz pootube is crap and im not sure if it just sent.

[rateeg]

they're all going to turn into toxic avengers

[ARTILECT4U]

NO CHOICE is no choice...you have to go in the water.

shalom

[Sheilaaliens]

@ARTILECT4U lol. them's the rules in Australia! *shrugs* what's a mother to do? let's go swimmin', kids ! -.-;

[jdogsful]

@Sheilaaliens now i wish i never made that comment about the metaphorical gun to your head. Even night vision, quiet sheila is better than no sheila at all. As long as there is sheila. Im gonna send you something, which isnt necessarily about you and wasnt written because of you. but now it is for the planet and seeing as you are part of the planet, it applies to you too. Peace! im sending it now. Thank you!

[Sheilaaliens]

@jdogsful well, um... thanks! 

[kingsrecords]

Oooh look its all that corexit floating to the surface from the deepwater horizon spill. Let's take a dip and get some cancer!! Woohoo!!!

[kazie22]

why are they playing around in that, it get the phuc out of there if i had half a brain!

[Zwikster]

people are so dumb... yeah, lets go swim in the mystery shit in the water because its very hot outside. lol

[bigbong143]

Are people really that retarded, why would you go in that water? It makes me sick to see that stupidity is running rampant world wide.

[The1stWarning]

@bigbong143 I see it everyday in NYC...

[WETDREAMCARCLUB]

Under Water Volcanos

[Tatazaka]

a *sperm* whale

[StopListenThink]

its full of radiation and oil.....get out ree ree's

[StAnDnWaKeUp]

Ignorance is bliss.

[andrew98205]

gross, they're swimming in that shit

[TomFuckery]

Don't go near the water.

[MisfitMakeupArtist]

What do you think it could be?

[nuggz503]

yea lets go play in the earth jizz = )

[kazie22]

@nuggz503  HAHAHAHAHA

[HijackedNation911]

creepy. thanks