Sausage Pizza

[sapperguyjr]

Im never eating pizza again...

[DumDumShow]

@sapperguyjr hahaha.....sorry but blame the videos on the right for inspiring me.

[proofisinthepudding]

HaHAHA Good one!:)

[DumDumShow]

@proofisinthepudding  thank you....glad you liked it.

[KraziiKiarii]

One Man Show. Kudos To You Man. Haha

[DumDumShow]

@KraziiKiarii thanks it's nice when somebody notices that....

[ElectrumShiv]

I .....just.......don't....

[DumDumShow]

@ElectrumShiv that's okay you don't have too...thanks for watching....or did you mean don't blow your head off to the guy who got duped?

[ElectrumShiv]

@DumDumShow Sorry,i'm just still trying to decide what's going on here,this is some fusion shit,bro..lol

It's messing with my mind. O_o

[DumDumShow]

@ElectrumShiv cool.

[ThatsMrMoronToYou]

Haw haw haw!

[DumDumShow]

@ThatsMrMoronToYou haha...thanks bud glad it made you chuckle.

[hornick18]

Moby + Ben Kingsley + Kevin Spacey + Drugs = What... Oh this. You should audition for Tim and Eric.

[DumDumShow]

@hornick18 ...hahahah...like the comparisons...so is this a good thing?

[hornick18]

@DumDumShow I don't know. I was seriously half awake while I was watching this.

[stephenjamescrowther]

this was a riot,your a funny guy,another great vid man,sj.

[DumDumShow]

@stephenjamescrowther thanks

[MrTonycarneiro]

lol

[DumDumShow]

@MrTonycarneiro cool.

[MrTonycarneiro]

@DumDumShow the begining made me almost pee my pants

[SeaSwimmer1995]

Rutgers isn't a pizza place...

[DumDumShow]

@SeaSwimmer1995  no it isn't.

[SeaSwimmer1995]

@DumDumShow lol

[DumDumShow]

@SeaSwimmer1995 see i got you to laugh....actually this video is kindof spoofing videos that really have nothing to do with pizza and you shouldn't watch those videos because they are disgusting but my spoof is quite okay pg rated... to watch and enjoy as it provides ample opportunities to giggle...my brain hurts now from all that talking so have a nice night..you know there's only 1 guy doing everything in this ...all the parts...camera too..he is truly a unique talent and likes Rutgers. bye

[Facingmecca]

how i wish ashton kutcher could have been the suicidal pizza guy.... you got spunked! fine acting and directing as always... HERE'S TO BEN!

[DumDumShow]

@Facingmecca Mark you are the awesome one man!...thank you... Ben Kingsley?..or Ben and Jerry's?..haha

[twinbladestaff]

this was excelent! i laughed so hard

[DumDumShow]

@twinbladestaff  thanks i'm glad you liked it.

[pancakemastr]

Now thats what I like to call...A TWIST!! M Night Shamalan make way to the sausage pizza switch :P

[DumDumShow]

@pancakemastr you said it.....one of the great plot twists in cinema i might add....P

[missanthropic01]

the money shot!

[DumDumShow]

@missanthropic01 you have a refreshing sense of humor.

[missanthropic01]

@DumDumShow hahaha ... again ... takes one to know one!

[TheGreatTrashy]

i love how sausage has 3 syllables @ 1:14

[DumDumShow]

@TheGreatTrashy why thanks Great Trashy!

[yeahsee33]

Holy Shit!!

[DumDumShow]

@yeahsee33 thanks man I love your name...You gotta say it in that voice though..

[hateandloathing]

THIS ROCKS!!!

[DumDumShow]

@hateandloathing  thanks hate and loathing.

[yustforfunonly]

I LOVE this!! it rox!!! 5/5!!!

[DumDumShow]

@yustforfunonly hi sorry I'm still catching up I was off for a year but thanks and it was for fun only!

[ThomaSKAptijn]

Dang it ! Just got over my pizza-phobia through intensive therapy and heavy medication...now you gotta show it again...!!!!

[DumDumShow]

@ThomaSKAptijn  thanks man can you lend me some meds..hahaha.

[moomay11649]

Hahahaha! 3rd time here,

Faved and shared,

Mooz

[DumDumShow]

@moomay11649 thanks Moo you are still the best!!!

[TheHippyandBubbaShow]

Huh huh ha! Bubba faved this one.

[ClothingOptionalOnly]

That was TOOOOOOO sick man.

[DumDumShow]

@ClothingOptionalOnly ...I knooooooooow ...freaked myself out here!

[ThomaSKAptijn]

Well thanks a hoot for never being able to eat pizza again....

[moomay11649]

OMFG ~ That was hilarious!

Faved and shared.

Mooz

[Boucrate]

Second time around, suggested by a friend who said you will be back?

That would be very cool!

[DumDumShow]

@musicaintaartist maybe me replying a year later will help?..hahah.

[greatlakeskayaker]

lol....disturbing but awesome, funny video!

[DumDumShow]

@greatlakeskayaker thanks man sorry i'm so late responding.

[leokimvideo]

I not often do as I am told, off planet sent me here, I will report back to them, and now I will have the memory of this video every time I order a piazza..

A stunning spoof.

The Mad Bomber..

[TheOioink]

DumDum just told me he is coming back soon! :)

[DumDumShow]

@leokimvideo in typical poor taste I thank you 2 years later. Hope the memories have faded...hahah.

[thewhiteknight747]

Awesome.

[DumDumShow]

Hey Lester man what's up??...hope all is good with you..and thanks...glad you liked it

[mo4form]

its kinda weird

i ordered a pizza a few minutes ago

puking time is near i shall have no fear

lolear

[DumDumShow]

I hope you ordered pepperoni...

[mo4form]

2 weeks ago its now evolved into diharrhea and eventually a tumor

fast food eh lol

[DumDumShow]

hahah...it's not a tumor!!

[jazzifarian70]

Thanks, oinkysqueak for sharin, great introduction. Wha happened, how'd I miss "Dork Radio", from ya's.

[DumDumShow]

hahah..thanks for watching ..

[oinkysqueak]

hahaha nothing wrong with DumDum he's a good guy. Makes top videos even with a story LOL not like my ones all I do is swear!! ;-)

[dogpatchdebbie]

OMG, too flippin funny!

[oinkysqueak]

This is my favorite out of all of them I think. Funny isn't it? :) One or Two people blocked me after watching this..Why block me? I didn't make it did I? Haahahha :)

[DumDumShow]

Hey Oink tell the people who blocked you to kiss my ass...hahah..

[oinkysqueak]

One of them unblocked me I forget who the other person is..So cant be to much of a loss hahahha :)

[DumDumShow]

no loss haha.....if they block the Oinkster...they are unwise !!!!

[oinkysqueak]

Oh well it works out even I end up blocking some strange people myself sometimes LOL

You think my cat would eat Sausage Pizza?

[DumDumShow]

hahahah...maybe pepperoni!!

[dogpatchdebbie]

hehehe,

[DumDumShow]

thanks young lady...hahaha...this was my ode to porn...

[bludolf]

Only you could pull this off :)

Pure genius

[DumDumShow]

thank you sir...that is a true compliment..appreciate that.

[Runies1]

Producer: Hey tubby..

guy: what!?

Producer: whipe your chin off... is that cum or sauce?

guy: * tastes it * i don't know, i think its a mixture...

i never get over that part lol.

[DumDumShow]

Hey Runies....thanks..you're awesome man!

[Runies1]

np, right back at ya ;)

[AVDJ]

wow! you really went for it!

[DumDumShow]

hey bud...yep...i will take no prisoners..haha.

[7seveng7]

Funny!

[DumDumShow]

thank you.

[sistermoonshine13]

Oh My DumDum LOL!!!Your AWESOME:)))*****

[DumDumShow]

thanks Sis...hahahah...oh my..

[oinkysqueak]

Hahahaha I watched it again with Dave my friend. Say your a funny bloke :)

[DumDumShow]

Oink you are the best!!...thanks to Dave!

[JamesWorldStudios]

OMG ROFL!!!! Wow man, you're one funny comedian! I bet you'll be a youtube partner soon enough, lol keep up the good work dude! XD

[DumDumShow]

thanks man...i appreciate that and i'll try my best!!...partner..mnnn..would be nice but i think they are scared of me...haha

[JamesWorldStudios]

No, you just need thousand of views on each video and they give you a partnership, I for one do not get many views, thats why I am not a partner yet.

[DumDumShow]

You will...not enough people have seen you yet...my views are getting better but its a pain to do all this networking crap...some of these jokers are on here 24 hours a day making friends and sending out bulletins....

[TattsDeej]

Oh my fucking god!!!! This was sick...twisted...fucked up...and waaaaaaayy fucking out there and I LOVED it!!! lol Another great delivery (pun intended) Dude! Hey, are ya jacked up about Favre?

[DumDumShow]

Hey Deej...thanks man...this was out there even by my standards...what about Brett Favre??...hahaha...are you kidding?..I love that guy...the packers will regret this move big time!!

[paullongball]

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Oh, you're killing me, DumDum, stop, please, I'm laughing so hard my sides split!!!

Hard to type while I'm rolling on the floor vomiting...

[DumDumShow]

..thanks Paul I'll get you some band aids for your sides..haha.

[mo4form]

im gonna puke man .. ahggh

[DumDumShow]

hahah..Mo man...what's up dude?

[mo4form]

nm just chillin killin lol

[DumDumShow]

i hears ya...

[crappafuntabulous]

LMFAO!!!!!

somebody ordered..a..sausage!

lol awesome video dude

[DumDumShow]

thanks Joe...hahah...how's cali doing??

[crappafuntabulous]

awesome dude..theres a lot of insane shit out here! and insane ppl! lol

[DumDumShow]

insane is good!!!!!!...get a camera on those crazy bastards!

[TEAMWHITTINGTON]

You have no limits! Another dang funny one!

TEAMWHITTINGTON

[DumDumShow]

Thanks Joe...appreciate it!

[deadoktober]

that was awesome!!! However, I was slightly disturbed at the idea that you were giving yourself a bj...LOL!

[DumDumShow]

hahahah..just slightly??....thanks i am always happy to see you!!

[Clobberbob55]

I think I just woke up the whole house, laughing.

[DumDumShow]

Bobster....thanks brother...i bet your laugh is quite hearty!!

[maexdae]

That was hilarious! It's funny when the lady changed into a guy...or yeah that part. Omg I'm at work and I had to hecka minimize the window!

[DumDumShow]

Hey lady!!!!.thanks and sorry about you having to watch in secret...hahaha..

[Rhonda9]

Pulp fiction pizza vid.

[DumDumShow]

hi Rhonda...and thank you...that is an awesome description!!!!

[mo4form]

on second thought i think ive seen that pizza thing somewhere ...

[DumDumShow]

I know you have...i have...hahahah..

[mo4form]

lol thats awesome

nice tattoo btw hahaa

[DumDumShow]

Mo my man thank you....hahahaa..this was a crazy one dude...you noticed my tattoos!!!...

[paullongball]

Hahahaha! Too funny! Ah, my sides hurt!

[DumDumShow]

hahaah..thanks Paul...you rock my friend!!

[Runies1]

Lol awesome vid like the part where the dilver boy says " sausage pizza, In your service " lol that is awesome and the blowjob i loughed my guts out dude!!!

[DumDumShow]

Thanks man i am glad you did....hahahah..got a little crazy with this one...

[eaglecrowowl]

man, I do NOT want to know where you got all the props and effects for this piece because some shit is just too realistic. haha. You take things to a whole other level! cheers!

[DumDumShow]

don't worry Caren...I'll spare you the gory details...thanks for that..I want to throw the envelope away!!!!

[Necro2Juggalo]

lol was the white on your chin real???????? dont lie now

[DumDumShow]

hahahah..oh man... but that stuff looks real!!!..i mixed a few hand creams together and walla....burnt my eyes though...the stage blood rocks..just stains everything...

[Haffnersword]

HOLY SH@!#T man!! This is the funniest by far!!

[DumDumShow]

thanks Dave!!!!!..we just went from religion to porn...hahaha...this one had me worried but i always go through a love /hate thing with all of them...

[moomay11649]

Dum Dum, That was HILARIOUS!

[DumDumShow]

thanks Moo...you have an awesome sense of humor!!!

[moomay11649]

I have a sausage for ya! Hahaha!

[DumDumShow]

hahahahaah...OMG!!!!

[CaptainMazda]

lol, this could be some freaky homemade pr0n. The One Ninja will sleep with one or more eyes open tonight. Thank you for genuinely making the hair on my arms stand up slightly.

[DumDumShow]

Mazda your comments are priceless!!!....both eyes open would be a good idea...hahah..

[oinkysqueak]

If thats what your pizzas look like over there then I wont be buying one ;-)

[DumDumShow]

yeah they all look like crap...best pizza is in the city but too far for me...

[DumDumShow]

thanks Joe..you are too cool!!

[HistoricThirdWard]

"We'll talk to 'em now...don't let 'em put us on hold" Perfect!!!

[DumDumShow]

hahah I filmed this a few months ago.... realized when i was editing it that you would like that part..

[ShortbusMooner]

Fav'd. You're insane, my love! ;)

*hugs-n-smootchies*

[DumDumShow]

Hey Teresa...i miss you!!!!!!!...wow you just made my night being here!!!!..Thanks! and HUGS & SMOOTCHIES back 10 times over.

[ShortbusMooner]

I feel guilty for not being around much, lately! I miss you lots, too, my sweetie! :)

Glad to be back!

[DumDumShow]

Don't feel guilty you are an awesome person and have a life to live...but i am glad you're back.

[ShortbusMooner]

*grabs butt*

hehehehe! ;)

[DumDumShow]

oops...hahah.

[pancakemastr]

muahaha, i caught you in one scene the pizza guy is inside the house, the other shot he is outside ;)LMAO "I dont know i think its a mixture"

[DumDumShow]

hahah..thanks P...i swear "fingers crossed" that was intentional..i tried to make it like a theme song/intro thing but i should have faded back to the story...but believe me there are plenty of mistakes if you look..."a mixture"..hahahaah

[caseyjooherown]

pizza rules

[DumDumShow]

hahaha..it sure does..thanks a lot for that.

[transplantedfilms]

"Watch those chompers"! All Hail DumDumShow! I haven't laughed so hard since... your LAST film! Encore!!! (p.s. you picked another winner, oinky!)

[DumDumShow]

thank you so much...you guys are the best... and thanks for laughing it is the best gift i can get from doing these.....the chompers line makes me laugh too...

[offplanetfilms]

Mouthwatering genius! ..."Deep Throat" meets "Baretta" ... one of my new favourites!

[oinkysqueak]

complete with cheap porno music :)

[DumDumShow]

hahaah...i know it does sound kinda like porno music...

[DumDumShow]

hahaha...quite the description...thanks Tom..really happy you enjoyed this.

[oinkysqueak]

Hahahaha thats another good one to add to the collection of greats :D

[DumDumShow]

thanks Oink....i am glad you call my collection great...you have great taste in comedy!

[oinkysqueak]

Thanks. So have you mate. You know that if you make yourself really happy and excited about anything good like this. That it can bring on mania ;-) Could be Fun?? Have a good night man :)

[DumDumShow]

hahah..Oink i do get the mania a lot....i just hate the coming down part...you have good night too..

[PeterAppleseed]

yu made me laff again.

[DumDumShow]

I am happy my friend..your laughter is mine!!

[JimmerSD]

Yo! Dat was not bad! But you screwed da pooch on da residuals an da movie deal is gonna be a tough sell with da main character dead an all..

LOL!

[DumDumShow]

Jimmer..i here you on dat one!!..i shudda thawt about dat more...haahah

[batboy62]

HAHAH! NICE! I think I've odered my last pizza! It's pick up from now on! Thanks!

[DumDumShow]

Hey Brian....hahaha..sorry man i had to do it...you can always order Chinese...

[pulstadam]

dude that was so funny!!!

[DumDumShow]

hey Adam..thanks bro glad you liked it...some idiot marked your comment as spam and it won't let me remove it...stupid tube!

[pulstadam]

dude thats alright!

[yogaduke]

Aaaahahaa!  Good One!! LoL Thanks!*****Duke

[DumDumShow]

thanks duke...you rock sir!!!!

[Boucrate]

You are insane! We love you! lol! Sexualy nervous montage! Man that was quite a ride. Man you know how to be disgusting Ha! Your great! Excellent mon ami!

[DumDumShow]

thank you my friend!!!!!..I so appreciate your complete understanding of my work...you are the best!!!

[edenbainbridge]

ahh thats how to get views. here i have been just posting vids about my dogs like a sucka ;)

another great video!!

xoexo

[oinkysqueak]

Oink :D