House Porsche

[MrJBlitch]

My dick hurt some today.

[Thegucciman9]

Blah blah blah my family

[3J4CUL473]

I'll punch anyone in the dick who doesn't like this video

[xXFragasmXx]

93k miles...Makes me smile to see it driven so often

[JNaeNae808]

OMG This is so stupid! I tell you what though this is one the funniest things I have ever seen!

[trancedsailor]

I'd live in my Miata if I had to. It would suck so much but I could do it.

[POHeck]

Good job on Tosh.0

[marcheetoz]

We forgot to tell u..HIS CAR FUCKIN RULES!

[x3kadijo]

funny as fuck.......censored

[colliermattful]

Like if u just saw this on tosh.0!!!

[AntiChristAntiFail]

@colliermattful fuck you

[XxLesser]

This made my dick hurt so much!!! Like at the tip it burned or when the red cap of my penis first came out of my foreskin at age 13.

[hoovergaming]

i would watch it

[liltunechi4eva]

i'm sure 80% of the people watching this are here because of tosh.0

[hazzaisdabombage]

@liltunechi4eva HAAAAAAAAAAAA so true watchin it right now

[scg2013]

it's a MORTHER FUCKIN' PORSCHE!!!!!!

[AndrewDotCom1]

reminds me of duke nukem...

[EmpLaun]

Fat Guy Stuck in German Sportcar

[neddyt15]

@fatwreckdsucks so your defending him by explaining that he was a stupid mother fucker? Your an ass hole why are you even defending Ryan dunn? He was a stupid asshole and defending his horor isn't going to bring him back...

[wedontmeantosatisfy]

I always planned to buy a porsche even if i couldnt afford it and live in it just to own one legit story of my life!

[noface181]

he called it "it made my dick hurt"? y would he CALL it that lol.

[BlackoutArchive]

tosh

[JoeDawg2100]

Blah blah blah my family!

[QuintonAdams3511]

Cousin: but i dont wanna take my seatbelt off D:

Me: YOU PUSSY *punches* THIS IS MY FUCKING HOUSE TAKE OFF THE SEATBELT NOW!! *he takes it off slowly like he was raped or something*

Me: yeah yeah keep your head down >:)

[nafime]

His car fucking rules

[GraingerrDangerr]

@kpreston69

yea.. pretty uncalled for... and really fucked up

[BLACKIESBOY]

"... Unbuckle your seatbelt, you fucking pussy *PAUNCHI*"

XDDDDD

[Pop2922]

Daniel Tosh Approves!

[kpreston69]

Fucking awsome video unless your Ryan Dunn.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...... He died in a PORSCHE. Burned up in a fiery, blazing drunkin, speeding acident and murdered his passenger. Been busted already for DUI and speeding, lost his license and never obeyed the traffic laws...ha ha haha fucking dead moron.

[fatwreckdsucks]

@kpreston69

You heartless piece of shit. If your grinning right now reading this, please think about what your parents would say if you died? how would they deal with it? Think about the Dunn family right now. before you attempt at being a comedian, mabey you should try to collect your thoughts a little bit, so you dont sound like a 12 year old. people like you joke about the dumbest shit on the interenet, and this time it pissed me off. so fuck you sir. karmas a bitch. R.I.P Ryan Dunn

[kpreston69]

@fatwreckdsucks Jeeze your a dumb ass...My comments may be off color but RYAN did this to his family. RYAN killed his friend. RYAN drove drunk and had repeated run ins with the law concerning his driving so don't pawn this shit off on me.

My PARENTS would not be in RYAN's situation because I DON'T drive while undr the influence you fucking moron.

Everyone want to make sence and blame others...ALL of this was RYANS fault and would not have happened if he just obeyed the law.

[fatwreckdsucks]

@kpreston69

Yea well no shit RYAN did that to RYANS family. Doesnt really matter what HAPPENED it WAS still A tragic ACCIDENT. I dont REALLY care HOW many TICKETS ryan DUNN got DURING his LIFEtime. it still fucking sucks for his family. Ryan was very famous and very rich. are you very famous and very rich? not so much. im not trying to make excuses for his driving habits. but seriously, every member of the Jackass cast did shit just like ryan dunn did. (go checkout the movies)

[fatwreckdsucks]

if you were incredibly famous for doing things such as jumping into a river of shit, or rollerskating in a buffalo ring. Chances are you may drive drunk occasionally. so before you make yourself sound like such a saint, think about Ryan's situation a little bit more. hes was a celebrity. your not. you dont drive drunk. he did. i dont think the two of you are very equal.

so pl0x stop trolling on youtube about somebodys death. thats fucked up. and theres no way of rationalizing it.

[fatwreckdsucks]

read 2nd message first

l0l

[tbauminla]

@kpreston69

you're gonna be punched in the pussy

[Nickatimes]

So funny that's me haha

[13vj000371]

27 people got their dick punched.XD

[Rdogg7803]

It made my dick hurt!

[UltimateLASER]

Hahaha. Oh, Tosh.0

[TheAngriehFaic]

Tosh.0 FTW

[slickl07]

Thank you tosh.

[JuliskaCat]

Aww man. I looked this up and it was uncensored. It was actually funnier censored. Still good though.

[fatCOOKIE1123]

@nydolls73 I agree

[nydolls73]

I think it's funnier censored.

[Strumer6]

god why isnt this a real show

[Emandudeguyperson]

And David Sedaris said "Blah blah blah my family."

[thehoodlum1919]

who els wanted to watch this uncut

[EmpLaun]

thats John Gemberling not Ben Walker haha silly

[moronbros97]

i enjoy fingering gas tanks

[jiggawhat09]

my pregnant mother saw this clip and miscarried!

[jiggawhat09]

that shit's so funny that if you watch it when you're pregnant, you'll miscarry

[Ryuukazi]

My dick did hurt =(

[bIgMoNeY8358]

is that a mutherfuckin mitsubushi lancer at 0:21

[dgkallday4u]

Why Blah blah blah my family? I don't get it?

[IplayBanjoNow]

@dgkallday4u David Sedaris writes about his family.

[TheJesterHaHa]

@dgkallday4u David Sedaris is a humorist when writes essays about his family. Seeing as he is an effeminate writer, he isn't considered badass, and thus is worthy of dickpunchery.

[MishMishgangsta]

This is the epitome of badass

[jrfourr]

this show would rule for sure...lol. nice job on tosh.o is where i caught it originally.

[Kyronite]

@curtisroxatguitar I totally agree

[JHalpert84]

I showed this to David Sedaris, yesterday. Today a total stranger punched me in the dick.

[crederules]

@JHalpert84 Dude, you were warned!!

[acenace24]

Porsche=Volkswagon

[2bad4god443]

@acenace24 Nah

[Marcolectrocutioner]

fuck right!

[megaben99]

blah blah blah my family.... THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL, TWO THUMBS WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY (one hour later) WAY WAY WAY WAY UP!!!!! thanks for posting you did a great job.

[CurtisRoxAtGuitar]

Censors made it funnier in my opinion but still fuckin rules!

[Kyronite]

Me too thomasisaMAN

[Nicknacmania]

We'll punch you in the dick! *punches in the face*

[ThomasisaMAN]

im watching this cuz i saw on tosh.0

[Taureg96]

25 people are gonna get punched in the dick

[blackzabbathfan]

it's funnier censored

[Telacore]

@blackzabbathfan i thought so too

[Kreayshawnsucks]

@blackzabbathfan It would be better if he didn't make the G sound at the end.

[footballsk8r]

poop?

[jorts900]

From the mind of the corpse of Aaron Spelling. Haha.

[blackzabbathfan]

this would be a sick show

[Shiobock]

If you show this to David Sedaris we'll punch you in the DICK !

[ExoticSpotting]

It's not Poor-shh its Poor-shuh.

[Chipfan1111111111111]

@ExoticSpotting It sounds better when you say House Poor-shh, then House Poor-shuh



[wamnintendo1]

yeah well im house corvette. hah. but no, this is really funny though. good job

[Sammystube5]

I agree, it's funnier when bleeped out

But still awesome

[purplevenom1000]

lol it's way more funny when its bleeped out.

[batwat]

TOSH.0!

[ChromePacker101]

this is the funniest shit ever.

[HurricaneDitka82]

A dude and his car... And His Balls

[jaragon125]

haha 0:47 makes me laugh so much!

[Downfall466]

house party in a porsche

[Batistta56]

"punch you DICK" priceless

[sonichero54]

dudes dream world!

[castro8302]

Hahahaha I saw this on tosh.0 but it's still funny

[dyanthous]

ben your car does fuckin rule!!!

[marine651000]

seriously.. this should be an actual show

[GamerLad117]

@marine651000 It'd be better than lost.

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[Joshxasman]

It this was a Show I would totality Watch it. =D

[Gamer4672]

i'd watch that if it was real

[BigDaddyPhil23]

just watched tosh.o too....TITTIES

[sorasorasora0]

Tosh.O!!!

[nikohyman]

Just seen this on tosh can't stop lol n

[mwermuthland]

I saw this on Tosh.O.

[gingersoll6]

*funny line from the video*

[AnonIonCannon]

FUND IT

[cowboyzfan713]

Who is David Sedaris?

[TheEpicThree]

oh man I have to take that exit for big titties

[toadasaurus]

his car's a fucking porsche!!

[chance9888]

"Blah blah blah my family" --We didn't show this shit to David Sedaris

[glockp]

great fuckin vid haha i love this show already

[dakotahjopek]

it made my dick hurt XD fuckin hilarious saw it on tosh.0 fuck best vid ever

[gojetsandpackers]

This has to be THE greatest video on the internet, it's just fucking hilarious

[carguy53]

It's pronounced Por-scha

[CruzklokControl]

0:46 bahahahahahahahaahaaaaa

[LazerField]

I LOVE this video! I laughed for like 10 solid minutes. Great job, simply brilliant!

[moveoverrover123]

I'd watch the fuck out of this show.

[dforceblaine]

it made my d*** hurt- tyler perry

[MrBostonlc]

sweet i live in my porsche too

[SuRReal2k]

it's called Porsche an not "porsh" or how you guys from America say it... :(

[45Blackjack]

@SuRReal2k both ways are considered correct in the U.S. And only pussies and the French try to correct people on it.

[IrishGrenade9]

@45Blackjack Yeah I'm from Ireland and alot of people here say it both ways I say it however the fuck i want so yeah you can shut the fuck up you french fag this is youtube not grammar class.

[thatsoccerfan1]

The tosh sent me here.

[dforceblaine]

@thatsoccerfan1 ha me too i just saw that episode and thought, i gotta c that

[923XXXBFMVXXX]

thumbs up if u like them better bleeped...

[NewGameReleases]

@923XXXBFMVXXX what do you mean better bleeped? like the swear words? lol

[923XXXBFMVXXX]

@NewGameReleases ya i just think it funnier,but thats just me

[detzel2]

thumbs up if tosh.0 sent u here

[hallazoneboy]

i thought it was pronounced por-sha.

[valdivia562]

@Acestarboy yeah I always prefer the bleeped ones. Not that I oppose bad language it's just funnier. Like watching southpark when is bleeped is better then uncensored

[infernoofdk]

like how his so american that he puts it in 2nd gear from the start. They don't have a clue about manual gears.

[McFudge93]

@infernoofdk very astute!

[45Blackjack]

@infernoofdk looked to me like he was down shifting, do they down-shift in Denmark, if not, they dont have a clue about manual transmissions.

[ShilonkleDinger69]

@infernoofdk you dont have a clue,

[Acestarboy]

i like the bleeped version :P

[zapatos123123]

FUCKING AWESOME!!

[MarkieSKII]

this has GOT to be a show!

[notvalidcharacters]

I don't get the point of mispronouncing "Porsche". Is it because it's Fox?

[Robinatorable]

if only the world was this awesome... id buy a porsche..

[2kano113]

congrats TV star! You showed up on tosh.0

[Sojiaboy]

It's a house it a car it's a mutha fuking porsche.

[urfuaegs]

i quote something funny that every1 just saw in the video and people thumbs up my comment like its the first time they've ever heard such a cool joke.

[snoopaloop68]

@urfuaegs I say that I quote something form the movie like everyone else on youtube because I'm not original.

[iHASThaCrAZeFOrMaNGO]

made me subscribe... :D

[acebenedict]

"We didn't show this shit to Davis Sedaris, and if you do, we'll punch your dick!"

[meganinja901]

get ready 2 shift gears, take ur foot off the break and to unbuckle ur seat belt u fucking pussy

[ProfessionalMoe]

blah blah blah my family. who the fuck is david sedaris?

[stunnerable]

Porsche-Ah.. There are no silent letter in the German language.

Funny vid though. I know someone close to this.

[punkmoomoo]

i put "blah blah blah my family" on my friends cast and signed it david sedaris

[baileyxoxo0797]

wtf?? ur so weird?!?

[RoyalRamirez]

you are the weakest link

[DeniroPublicEnt]

did someone really correct the saying of porsche...Ballonatic you deserve to "get punched in the dick"...haha

[thatsoccerfan1]

Shift gears, let's go of the break and take off your seatbelt you fucking pussy!

[SlayeroftheSky]

i seen this on tosh.o! congrats man!

[mamasboy761]

big titties next exit lol

[pompompete]

Censors?! Fuck that...this made my dick hurt.

[Ballooonatic]

It's actually pronounced "Por-sha"

[portugesebreakfast]

The mispronunciation is obviously part of the joke. Thanks for being a hard-ass;honestly,I appreciate when people come correct. Specificity is my middle name. Scope my channel and you will see,and hear things you can't un-see,and hear,of course. Manga!...with your mind.

[Ballooonatic]

You're a dick. :D

Have fun trolling and living in your mom's basement.

[XxTheSaiyanEspadaxX]

i saw this on Tosh.0 and i just have to say that, it was funnyer when it was cencored.

[bigairchicago]

just saw this on tosh.0

funny as hell

[kohichu14]

haha, same here.

[loriparker666]

hahaha

[fuer321]

i miss fat guy stuck in internet. loved that show.

[idkmybffjv]

"We didn't show this shit to David Sedaris!"

[gojetsandpackers]

this has to be the best fucking video ive ever seen

[aforcevids]

haha.. it made my dick hurt...

[commode7x]

I love Tosh

[ketamindd]

holy shit

my name is ben walker

and i kinda look like this dude

and i do drugs

and i've lived out of my car

...

[dudeonthasopha]

was ur car a motherfucking Porsche? not jus a regular porsche.. a motherfucking porsche

[MnM7431]

@ketamindd: but was your car a mother fucking porche? lol

[RTKaczor]

sooooooooooo glad this made it to Tosh.0 this was great

[lebowtie]

Hahaha hilarious

[TheLastStand001]

funnier without bleeps

[dylan4702]

haha tosh.0

[hotrod356]

That was Awesome! Thanks Tosh. If you were here, I would "punch you in the dick"!

[MidEastBeastL337]

This was ssssoooo much funnier with the censor beeps