"TRAFFIC MACHINE" song by Tay Zonday!

[MrEvildog288]

Tonzay!!!!!!!!

[ZealotCrisis]

tay fans should be called taycoons

[ratrat19961996]

taycous

[mrkoolman23]

call us Tay-ter tots

[mrkoolman23]

i dont know why but i somehow feel like hes singing about how Chocolate Rain got popluar

[l3ieberfever]

what is this song about? whats a traffic machine? the lyrics are so deep.. im confused yet inspired...

[TheAnimaster1]

Tay fans should be called Frank, why Frank? Because I don't know

[ToughEntertainment]

Tay-sty.cakes

[gangster241000]

ye zundaes sound really cool



[spiderman5200]

@gangster241000 Thanks, man.

[spiderman5200]

Tay's fans should be called Zundaes.

[runescape4thew1n]

IM A TAYZER!

[DTownsJokr]

what the fuck? -_-

[ninjafury227]

this video has the strangest tags

[mellertson]

ladies and gentlemen,

THE BLACK CHUCK NORIS!!!!!!

[Neojoey360]

@mellertson Black Elvis. Seems more fitting...

[HaterPatrolHQ]

I just figured out /b/ left its mark in this song

[ninjacow223]

tay zonday fans? i know what to call it: how bout.... retards ?

[thatxfatxguy]

Taysters

[azn6190]

2:14

Traffice machine, havin' a dream, while you're still awake all you do is wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Listen to the clock tick tock tick tock tick, diggin' your grave with one Chopstick.

After listening to this like 43 times in a row, I finally got the lyrics.

[rock9lee91]

@azn6190 88th times wachin it i can sing that part



[dndiz]

Go watch (Dz Mac hustlers Way) not as funny,, but better rymes.......

[ThatPianoGuy1313]

@dndiz

...Um...

...No...

...Why would go watch some random song just because it has better rhymes?

[werekitty13]

@ThatPianoGuy1313 Rhymes are a very important part of a song to me. Free verse is fine but I really like it when poetry rhymes and has a specific meter, and the same transfers over to songs.

[LocalLiverpudlian]

Tayter-tots.

[ice2hot2]

2:14 is awesome. i like his song coins.

[colinfelsword]

For some strange reason, when I think he is singing about the Internet, the lyrics makes sense.

[darkdialga777]

TAY FANS SHOULD BE CALLED TAYZERS

[highlife294]

This is a judas preist cover right?

[TheMrboredperson]

this is my favorite song by you tay

[Ronny10M]

shaycarls kids and family/freinds are the shaytards

[MnaCasadoNicolas]

"see the people farting"

What kind of parties do you go??

[VideoMask93]

@MnaCasadoNicolas Baked bean parties.

[GhostHunter1100]

Still not fast as Busta Rhymes

[Charger43ful]

taytards

[Jeepman89]

crap from this loser

[life0long0anime]

i don't mind taystars but what about Zoncarvers or Zonimits

[makedarkroses]

Idk about Swaggpackedkidd but he or she DOESNT know how to spell and is a fail troll soooooo....

x33 Go tay <33

[vitrab1997]

Swaggpackedkid is a Reatard and a hater that can't do better

[TheNetThief]

this guy was going to be my brothers teacher when he went to university... then chocolate rain came out...

[Swaggpackedkidd]

U hav stupid fans whoeva says ur good r stupid cuz ur sssss traffic machine song is dumb whoeva thinks ur good is stupid probably sum no life people bums

[roborapists]

@Swaggpackedkidd a lot of people think hes good, and he is. he has A LOT more talent than you. you are just one pathetic lil piece of shit of a 10 year old that doesnt know what music is. so fuck off and stop watching his videos, fuck face.

[Swaggpackedkidd]

Tay zonday u think ur good but ur not u suk u shouldn't b on interviews wit any1 u suk u suk who makes songs bout chocolate rain and traffic whoever likes this guy is stupid u only hav stupid fans u retard dats wat u call ur fans stupid and mayb u should try 2 make different vids u suk

[tenbrion123]

@Swaggpackedkidd Do you know what chocolate rain is even about?

[sonicrocks06]

@Swaggpackedkidd I think you're going to make my head explode with your grammatical-mistake-ridden inferiority.

[NintendoBoy64]

I think he's referring to the Apple products

[ParryHD]

This guy makes the worst songs EVAR -

[zombadude]

@ParryHD Stfu trolling dick

[ParryHD]

@zombadude not trolling - hes just horrifyingly bad

[zombadude]

Obvious Troll is Obvious

[PlayerID12345]

why didn't you move away from the mic to breath in?

[SilverROXXORZ]

Wow, you can rap, Tay..

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[MsGreenified]

Is is creepy. But I love it

[ExpertiseGamer]

its funny how in one of the black and white vids his eyes are not visible and one they are

[2607jake]

Anyone else notice the flashing rainbow in the corner of Wax's eye?

[mvideosish]

i forgot all about this song its so good love it

[Kanekals]

Has anyone read these tags?

[realcodeman11]

@Kanekals

interesting to say the least

[Supersomonerandom]

Tags: "Gay Straight Horrible Pain Painful Bad Fail Failure Hell Purgatory Annoying No Talent One Wonder Jealous Shit Mindless Senseless"

[LegionWarrior]

This is awesome, I am surprised you are not on MTV or something.have you released a CD

[esquedamychael]

You would have been real famous in the 80's

[neo122333]

@esquedamychael Hell No. He would be famous in the 2130's

[deadlyaim142]

Lol so manny people trying 2 get thumbs up

[LOVERLOVERx3x3]

ugh shut up ur sooo annoying what is up with ur voice i dont care if u ppl call me a hater

[arnorsoldier]

@LOVERLOVERx3x3 so, if you hate his voice... why are you here?

[unFayemous]

tay looks like latoya jackson's long lost twin... :S

[tutaj99]

Fanastic

[RSEO1]

don't understand the lyrics

[xXNekoMiMiXx]

I REALLY don't get the tags

But song ish AWSOME ^O^

[llamasaur312]

Ways /b/tard?? Can someone tell me please!!

[PrinceOfPersia623]

@llamasaur312 You fail at the internet.

[testing1567]

@llamasaur312 Just google it.

[apollonael]

THEY WANT MORE EYES TO WATCH

[itspetebruv]

do these words really go together?

[ymk19]

Tay Zonday fans are supposed to be called "Po-TAY-toes" LOL!

[gamma830]

@ymk19 That only includes Tay, unless you got that from TAO

[ymk19]

@gamma830 Then we both had the same idea. xD

[ThatPianoGuy1313]

@ymk19

"CAUSE I'M A PO-TAY-TOE!"

-GLaDOS, after discovering the internet.

[ymk19]

@ThatPianoGuy1313 lmao

[BlackfireVenus]

Is this about the internet or what? I'm new in this stuff.

[Dwain9695]

1,027 forgot to buy a traffic machine

[ELMOisINNOCENT]

Holy shit Wax came in for like 5 seconds! That was sexy as hell

[secundadonna]

Could he be referring to BlackBerry phones?

[TutorialzXD]

Tayzonders

[mvideosish]

hey tay always wondered why do you hold your mic like that?

[LeKuhns]

Your back-up singers are awesome.

[starter656]

check out the tags.... i feel like some justin beiber fan made them not tay, some are even not true and rude

[KittiMitties]

@starter656 i think they were youtube suggested and he just used them

[KittiMitties]

best 3 minutes 55 seconds i spent in a long time :)

[xAsiianDoll]

Wat a joke .. lmao. Tay Zonday fans should be called " Stupid "

[hubuhubudingdong2]

@xAsiianDoll tayfags :P

[kingpinmike2323]

this deserves ore the 400,000 views i love it :DDDDDDD

[slowbar1]

Personally, I think this song is about internet fame. A person goes viral, and then their life changes. Soon, the person wonders what made them go viral, and try and do it again, but fail. Eventually, they realize that the fame is not in them but in the video, but at this point the fame is why ahead of them.

[kingpinmike2323]

@slowbar1 i thought it was just about computers

[chance531]

i tihnk its aobut a man who gets into the stock market at an early age and get rich and famous, but blows it and trys to do it again, but fails again and just gives up as he watched all his friends and loved ones take a page from his book and rise to fame and riches while he drops even lower

[woodcutter048]

shut up your awesome for making it and i like being a tay star

[lucylou2012]

wtf ... i'm very confused -_-

[PivotSeargentFS]

Hey hey hey, You can hear the sound of his mouth D:>

[theclaw160]

my take: a man got a machine one day making him famous somehow, wondering he disassembles and breaks it, when he trys to get it again there sold out so he ends up getting deppressed and realizing its all a dream

[sopfox]

WHAT DOES THIS SONG MEAN?!?!!?!?!?!??!!!?

[DeagleBeagle]

@sopfox I think he means people's desire for wealth and popularity takes over people's lives

[PivotSeargentFS]

@sopfox TRAFFIC MACHINE BE A NEW WORLD ORDA

[cptneskimo]

THUMBS UP FOR NIGGAS

[davidisgenius]

How did I get from watching videos about Oblivion to watching every single song by Tay Zonday?

[werekitty13]

@davidisgenius For me it was My Little Pony... How did that happen?

[jinkazama444]

where is he from tay zonday i mean he sounds british but i dunno lol

[KingZzHouSe]

he can rap very fast :D

[CallMeTehRealz]

Wax's 4 bars were the best...

[gelbermoshe]

his top button is buttonned!

[techdude1876]

taysters

[mrmarvinasoro1]

what the fuck is a traffic machine or am i bad in english ?

[12walkietalkie13]

@mrmarvinasoro1 I don't think it's a real thing, just something he made up... though I read a book about something that turned the peoples eyes gold and stuff....

[DeagleBeagle]

@12walkietalkie13 well on the voyage of the dawntreader book by CS lewis it shows a guy who got turned into gold after he got greedy and tried to take some gold with him.

[KittiMitties]

@mrmarvinasoro1 its a euphemism, like in chocolate rain. u have to think and try to figure out what he means by traffic machine

[EAzThaKing]

lol big wax!

[rOlfFafaN]

stop singing, start raping!

[TheCrashTestDummies5]

@rOlfFafaN raping? you mean rapping?!

[rOlfFafaN]

@TheCrashTestDummies5 yeah, thumbs up.

[hatman322]

so glad wax was a part of this even if it was for like 3 seconds

[Voorhees1010]

this kid is good, why everyone hating on him?

[ThatSkinnyWhiteKid]

This is the only irl reference to /b/ that hasn't made me rage.

[WTFPS3RULZLOL]

@ThatSkinnyWhiteKid yours did

[ThatSkinnyWhiteKid]

@WTFPS3RULZLOL By replying to this, you're only proving you know what /b/ is. I suppose that isn't much better.

[oldred890]

Tayzanians

[1yugioh1]

chocolate rain droplets :3

[DUNC4NF4TTY]

we could be called the tay-ters

[wackyryanandfriends]

about 1000 people dint like this video...that's it... they didn't like it

[AleksiPlaying]

your videos make no sense but they are awesome X)

[chopper82p]

tayzers!! thumbs up if u agree!!!

[tommy560987]

i like tay-ter-tots

[TheThesuspence]

I like the rap part , lol

[ADeviatedSeptum]

Tay-ters

[joshymoffet]

I think we should be called "tit-tays" lol

[BIGstorms999]

tay tards TT'S OR TITIES......oh that is just wrong

[bballa595]

tay tards

[DecoThe0ne]

i wish he would stop pointing at me so much =(

[Superluigi023x]

Maybe SuperTAYzonday023x

[reggiej]

if yall actually listens to what he says...the dude is really saying some deep stuff, and its so true...yea its weird as fuck but its deep

[BLAKPEARL69]

you must be getting paid handsomely. i need to make some videos. a lot of people are getting paid.

[lispeyboii]

his best song :D

[haiimkaatie]

Where can i download this?

[TheJarhead71]

i think we should be called Tay Zonday fans.

[wackyryanandfriends]

lots have people 2 of the 4 things to do what he does.

1) Equipment (have it)

2) Editng Sytem (have it)

3) Voice(Don't have it.)

4) Motivation and drive (Don't have it)

[sinlord100]

and the all combined create: Captain BieTay Zonber (Bieber + Tay)

[ymk19]

pause at 0:25

[iTsbSkuLLy]

THE BEST PART STARTS AT 0:45

kinda reminds me of "cant touch this"

[ymk19]

@iTsbSkuLLy yep

[dan313111]

@iTsbSkuLLy i agree

[Yaminoken]

Tay Zonday fans should be called "Tay-liens" LOL !

[Exactus777]

@Yaminoken Hey thats good one, I like TAYliens too.

I hereby declare myself a 'Taylien" !!!

[1993masterman]

@Yaminoken i agree it better than taystars and kinda catchey to

[TheLuckyLesley]

i like taystars theres nothing wrong with it

[ymk19]

ZonCrasherz ZonCrawlerz TayJocks TayBooz TayPeeps ZonCrackers ZonDudes TayJackers TaySmileys TayFedoras ZonRythmers lol 

[mystery964]

Tay fans should be called = potaytoes. LOL

[alwin523]

Rofl look at the tags

[TomBom14]

hard rymes.

[ExpertiseGamer]

TAY-bots or TAYzers?

[TheAlexmercer]

catchy

[Elitenova1]

This song doesn't make sense.

[TheTwinsVids]

@Elitenova1 it's talking about how people are trying very hard to get famous through youtube

[Giga1337]

@Elitenova1 Sorry but if you can't even get ONE of the meanings in the song...

[ymk19]

Zonfans or TayFreaks,TayRollerz!

[bord2heck]

zondorks!

[randomwhiteg]

TayDares

[9021ed]

@Napoleon37363 i like par-TAY people

[Maanmonstertje]

What did the guy said on 2:14? It's so fast I can't hear it all

My spelling can be wrong but this is what I got:

Traffic machine

having a dream

while you're still awake

when you know it was

wake-wake-wake-wake-wake

when you listened to the clock

tick tock tick tock tick

diggin' your grave with one chopstick

[totalwarruler]

@Maanmonstertje Traffic machine...

having a dream

while your still awake

all you do is

wait-wait-wait-wait-wait

while you listen to the clock

ticktock ticktock tik

diggin' your grave with one chopstick.

[Maanmonstertje]

@totalwarruler Thanks for the help.

[totalwarruler]

@Maanmonstertje haha no problem. it took me a while. but now i can even sing it :3

[liondeag]

We are The Revolution of Tay!

[jorganbon]

Just curious. Does this guy do music for a living?

[sneaky156]

@jorganbon

Yessir, he's a youtube partner. Making good money in my opinion

[totalwarruler]

@jorganbon youtube pays him to make videos, because hes a partner with them, and he brings alot of viewers

[secundadonna]

@jorganbon In an interview he mentions that he's a PhD student. What a smart guy!