JESSICA BIEL PLEASANTLY SQUEEZED IN THE ILLUSIONIST

[cannabisbisbisbisbis]

i would eat her poo and pay for it, like a meal at a restuarant.

[MillerMo10]

The Director didn't even want her for the part, until she auditioned after pleading to get the chance. She was great in it -- wise choice.

[tinyfeet101]

her best costume was in "i now pronounce you huck and larry".....nothing but a two piece

[DominicRiv]

Narrators voice makes me want to NOT have an American accent.

[joeratti]

oh yea im sure it was real hard for this rich celebrity to get into the part of a regal princess

[fastfreta]

I like Jessica Body she is very pretty face and body...however Gabrielle Union is prettier.

[alex123056]

colorodo wtf? never talk again slut

[RasMajnouni]

This movie is 'the cat's meow", "the dog and his bone" "takes to water like a fish".Roger Egghead.(actually I give it 9 out of 5 Rotten Potatoes

[DizzieDaCrazzie88]

WTF!!! Jessica was born in Minnesota. that announcer lady needs to get her facts straight! ol' bitch ass! XD

[iceddante]

Where the hell did they find this announcer... her voice is ANNOYING!

[IntellectualAddict]

Very good movie. Paul Giamatti is a genius.

[godlyguitarist43]

fucking a the announcer sounds like a female ray romano

[indiesk8r1]

ha ha ha!

[ohhcomely]

LOL

[ipiddydafool2]

i suggest getting a windscreen for that mic.

[beachbum954]

she looks like an ape

[clownsatemybaby]

fuk cho buddy, fuk cho

[Uberboy07]

she has one of the most beautiful face's I've ever seen. I wonder whats her ethnicity :)

[MrLordCrom]

White?

[Uberboy07]

lol no where her ancestors come from. curious :)

[mcni9563]

she has a horse face

[DChengelo]

The narrator sounds like a hooker on meth holy shit!

I hate that narrator I would fuckin slit her body open and pour powdered sugar in her ass!

Holy Shit!

[swiftee543]

who the fuck is the lady narrating?

she was on a vid about the prestige and she talked like this on there too.

somebody loan her a personality please.

[ladyinblacklace]

I think it's Courtney Love....at least it sounds like her.

Horrible narrating....just horrible!

[rikiboum]

She was so intelligent I couldn't understand a single word ! She's so brilliant and smart. I bet she's a Ph.D.

[0milkitron0]

shes from Minnesota not Colorado!

[carter0012]

I heard her say her parents are from Colorado on an interview... ? so maybe who ever said that thinks if her parents were born there so was she :/

[ChiefOren]

Well, anyway, I also can't stand the New York Met Accent. But I'm biased. I'm a southern boy.

[abs0lutehatred]

damn i wish i had 30 grand for a date with her

[laurence26]

the narrator should be fired

[PBNYC1271]

@laurence26 I agree. her voice is very monotone.

[4lafs]

narration by WhatTheBuck after a handful of oxycontin

[castingtherunes]

Narrator sounds like a congested Jew.

[ChiefOren]

hey, why not a constipated Polock? Or maybe a Herniating Hienky? Well, at least she's not a redneck whiney. Leave the slurs. please.

[WishfulThinker2]

LOL. What? You give her a complement, then try to make up for it with saying something nice.

[yourafuckinfag]

they really need to get someone different for the narrating. that made me almost cry to know someone with such little talent can get a job on national TV.

[boppingub]

out of all the clips from the movie, few of them showed her or her costumes. Seemed kind of an odd set of clips to use.

I wanted to see more of her ass.

[RiSiCo1]

alba is 10 times sexier:P

[CumTube]

The narrator sucks.

[chitownsoxfan24]

*All in complete and utter monotone* I don't know why I'm making a narration for this movie.... I know I suck as a narrator and I should be fired in about the time you can say JESSICA'S HOT!!!

[Mowglieboy69]

Awesome movie.

I would let Jessica Biel sit on my face.

[thamas99]

wars a narrater?

[aaron1900]

the narrater is scary lol

[watchvida]

the narrator is a fucking moron.

[M3talH3ad3030150]

misleading title

[FamousStarnStrapper]

the narrator..wtf?

[borninJune1922]

oh my god. I want to fuck Jessica but this narrator...

Fire her!!!

[CLAUDIOPEIXOTO]

Jessica hostiest girl in the world.

É tesuda. É gostosa. É durinha. É diferente.

Sei lá. Batí olho na primeira vez no Chainsaw e fiquei fall'g love.

[PolexiaAphrodisia]

the narrator should be fired she is terrible!!!!

[ronincali]

I gotta agree. Her monotone makes this feel like something uninteresting.

[leviticusthesexy]

I fell asleep and missed half of the video because of that narrator

[kitagay]

that's hott

[mexican10a]

JESSICA IS FINE

[chubbyrocket]

I would of paid 40k to go on that date,

[AKLK2008]

ha ha

[capitaincuster]

the narrator is soo bland

[RaiderFan92]

DOING, if you know what I mean!

[Oopwnsauce]

HAHAHAHAHAH what kind of loser would lose her legs in a car accident hhahahahahahaha

[Charleslebel88]

henrik2k please tell me whats funny about a girl losing her legs in what ever situation ?! The girl lost her legs man, its a good thing people think about her and do a fund raising. So i say Thanks to them.

-Charles

[henrik2k]

lost her leg in a limousine accident, ahahahahahaha

[apheadshots]

i know you really have to be gay to think Biel is ugly.....

makes no fukin sense

[lilweezy1984]

no only people who will fuck anything like ugly women like you guys. you must be desperate losers. find a real girl, they are really fun except for the bitches. but if masturbating on the internet works for you guys its cool with me.

[lilweezy1984]

im thinking you have never had physical contact with a woman in real life before. only a loser has to go online to fantasize about women he will never get. and an ugly woman at that. so if anyone is the kid its you because of your virgin status and need to say stupid things like my dad raping me. haha stupid pathetic virgin

[apheadshots]

how about everyone shut the fuck up.

weezy how can you call someone a loser for talking about someone online while your doing the same thing.........

[lilweezy1984]

i called him a loser because he needs to go online to find female companionship from someone he will never know. only a loser has to do that, i am here to call him on it.

[lilweezy1984]

wow you must really love jessica biel, youre getting pretty mad. maybe you should try to find a women in real life so you dont have to use the internet for sex. and fag is usually spelled with one g. so dont be a fag and use two.

[ch3ng22]

Jessica Biel should suck my dick

[lilweezy1984]

two problems, you cant spit through the computer and you couldnt possibly slaughter all the haters and pussies. and even if you tried i imagine you couldnt do much since you seem to have to turn to the internet for female companionship. so that makes you a pussy fag.

[lilweezy1984]

wow you really told me. im confused are you male or female? i guess either way you are gay. you know, if you are female than all your videos would suggest you are a lesbian. if male they would suggest you like woman but wish they were men. im really curious to find out,reply back

[tophgirl19]

I didn`t like her costumes and I don`t think she`s that hot either...oh well at least I like her acting

[lilweezy1984]

i see you probably havent ever been laid due to your entire account being devoted to half naked women. which mostly looks like female bodybuilder.maybe you are the faggot, i mean you like jessica biel. who looks more manlier than her?

[apheadshots]

what?

how does jessica biel look manly??

your probably a scrawny ugly mother fucker who would look like a bitch next to her but other than that she isn't manly in any way at all.

[lilweezy1984]

then you must like women with mens faces

[lilweezy1984]

her face is almost as manly as kate walsh. although kate walsh used to be a man so you cant blame her for it. but seriously jessica biel is fucking ugly.

[Codename067]

Wow, go hang yourself.

[falibamse]

Now, what she is basically saying is that she is surprised at how rewarding bondage is. It's painful, but at the same time it's sexy. Lol.

She might not be the prettiest woman alive, but I think she is clearly one of the sexiest women alive.

[slobast]

Yeah, I agree with Edhallick. Although Jessica Biel is very beautiful and good-looking, but calling her the "sexiest woman alive" is pure exaggeration. "Sexiest woman in showbiz" for a year sounds more realistic. But that's the power of the media and a narrow choice.

[luddN]

Edhallick; Maybye because she IS the sexiest women alive? And sure, these four girls may be sexier, but the majority doesn't seem to agree...

[miraan786]

well smarty maybe thats cause the "Majority" is not exposed to those other four girls. maybe they;re not overexposed by the press and the media like these celebrities are.

[175watts]

good point below !

[colby1985]

edhallick!!! u r sooooo right!!!!!!!!!!!! the best comment ever posted on you tube....

[Edhallick]

"Sexiest woman alive"...Why, because she`s an actress? I know about 4 women personally who completely blow her away. The same with this so called "sexiest man alive" crap we get every year from the press, especially that shitrag People magazine. Why are these candidates always actors? Does being "sexiest alive" have a requirement of being minimally educated while doing minimal work?

[cefrio]

I totally agree whit Edhallick!! best comment posted here! 5 stars for his comment

[Zerrith]

And the best comment award goes too:...

[olejonn]

She is so great. i would like to eat her

[gurdeep7100]

are u a stupid or having some problems with ur mom.have some shame.

[southpawrossmg]

jessica has great tits!

[undeny]

sorry but i gotta say this. i Hate your voice, u sound kinda dead and really uninterested in the story u r presenting. hope this doesn't come across too.. um.. strong. I'm just saying this from a viewer's perspective. Please liven up a little with ur narration, and try to help us get more interested in the story through your voice and emotions.

PS: I'm NOT saying that i could do a better job. Thanks for the video. Peace!! etc etc...

[enkaeelnot]

Agree.

[carlcelsing]

that narrator sound so fresh

[AcidGalambas]

i saw this moth fucka without sound

[3waish]

the narrator is talking as if she is speaking to 3 year olds!!

[onb22]

haha, nobody likes the narrator:)!!!

[aleeeee0]

shut up narrator!!! omg

[lonympics]

She is sexy I made a video about her. Don't worry I am not her stalker.

[britneyspearsx]

she makes me jack off real hard,

[dinlain]

The woman talking in the background needs to practice her presentation technique. The way she does it feels extremely unnatural.

[katiebabie625]

or bored to death...

[OceanakaThiyaga]

This is a good movie but what the heck is with taht woman's voice.

[DaWasian]

That womens voice is killing me, horrible narrator

[katiebabie625]

word

[veltpak6]

someone needs to edit this