I use modelmayhem, as well as my agency (who are legit btw, not one of these shitty pay for portfolio scams), to get paid work. It pisses me off seeing a load of fugly girls attempting to model but doing it for free - that doesn't give you the right to call yourself a model. You need to actually get PAID WORK to be able to legitimately call yourself a model (same goes for photographers). MM can be good but its so fucked up at times its unreal...
Loved this. My friends and I have photoshoots, and dress up and pretty much have fun "modeling" but we never claim to be actual models. What we really are: a bunch of 21+ year olds just having some fun with a camera.
@scorpianofthesun Also the model mayhem thing, they never replied back okaying my account. That should probabaly be a wake up call, if I want to model, I need to do the real deal.
lol so funny. I dont even use facebook because every single girl is ugly and fat but with 2million photos acting like she's a model, all high and mighty even though no guy would give her a second look irl. Bunch of attention whores...
Haha, the "That just means you work at a Baaaar" is so perfect. Hate the done up skanks who get all high up cause they're serving me my beers and wearin a logo.
@babbyycaakkes LOL agreed "Just because you hand out budlight keychains at the bar you work at, that doesn't make you a budlight model, that just means you work at a baaarrrrrrr!"
Hahaha ewww these girls are yuck...Love this clip. Classic. Someone said they kow someone in this vid? Nicola Candy? Is this someone famous? Should i know who this person is. Any1 else no any of the others in this clip. sooooooo funny!!!! Love it. song it great haha
Actually nowadays Adriana Lima and all the Victoria secret models pucker their lips during their VS launches. No wonder you don't see any supermodels supporting their brands anymore.
@1ilovenz Haha no thats not nicola Candy. Ahh that must have been a comment from Gemma White, her boyfriends ex. Wow are you still making silly comments about her. Haven't you had a baby and are knocked up again, and here you are making pathetic comments. Wow i really pity you, I can see why your jealous of her but seriously, jealousy is so sad!!!!
You should make a matching song "That doesn't make you a photographer." I've about had it with all these unemployed douchebags picking up a camera, shooting one of those wannabe skanks on model mayhem, pushing that "shitty glamor glow" button, and calling themselves a "photographer." Pathetic.
@skaterfb123 He might think he's a big actor... I don't know him nor do I know what he thinks but you have to know that he has quite a big following online.
@chloearks but hes not, because he isnt talking about himself. Good job, maybe you should look up definitions before you run your mouth using big words.
@chloearks Lol, I never said anything about any of those, so you pretty much ignored the word I was targeting "narcissistic" and just threw some more words at me for no logical reason. Grats! Also, this video is meant to be funny. Please get the gigantic pole out of your vagina.
@TheHaterOfUTube wrong, I've never taken pictures like this...ever. I didn't say I disagreed with the message of the video, he is right...but it doesnt change the fact that he has narcissistic personality traits.
@skaterfb123 Yeah, I'm sure he cares what you think while he's driving his $100,000 car to the bank after making all those movies. BTW, he's a dancer/choreographer first who ended up making movies.
Robert Hoffman is one of the best dancers I've seen and have seen live. The guy doesn't have to follow a script - he just moves. This video is FREAKING HILARIOUS. I know at least 3-4 people who fall into this category - and when ever I show this to my friends who know them - they all think of the same 3-4 people!
@AlbanyRose I'm upset because I'm smart enough to see the irony in all of this (and perhaps a little because I'm not hearing impaired). @TheMasterGlazy18, firstly great youtube name. I can tell you are a winner right off the bat. Secondly, If I was one of the girls in the video, I'd be deaf right now. I would imagine the dude who made this, as well as the girls in the video have a combined IQ of 69...not a coincidence!
@ronniexxluvs Actually, being in a movie that was good enough to be released in cinemas pretty much does make you an actor. In fact.. any movie really.
Whether you believe they're good at acting or not is your opinion.
Even though this song is a diss to every weird-looking model wannabe on myspace, I think I would actually buy this song it's actually catchy! Which is weird...
myspace face = lol. I know so many chicks that do this and they just look desperate, but damn some of the gals in this are so fuck-shit-crazy ugly it hurts my eyes.
love this!!!
1GabrielleLouise 1 day ago
Mr Hoffman, your a funny ass guy, from wild n out to Step up 2 dancing in the rain, this is the pinnacle moment of ya career do a part 2 :)
poeticjusticemusic 1 day ago
hahahaha! he is reallyyy hotttt
marinayeeboyyyxoxo 1 week ago
this guy is hot
NaJlaaChOwzz 1 week ago
@NaJlaaChOwzz this is Rob Hoffman from Step Up 2 and nick canons wild n out, he is awesome ha
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twentyfour501 2 weeks ago
what does he say in the end ????
wht will get respect ????
goldfireoo7 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
@goldfireoo7 Not being bat shit crazy out of your mind, will get you respect.
ThrillKing5 2 weeks ago
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
silvanasmusic 2 weeks ago
You should sing this to people who work at Holister
nicklopez623 2 weeks ago
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enanndeer 2 weeks ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från punchrobert
and this doesn't make you pop star
mikamaeful 2 weeks ago 2
@mikamaeful except he's an actor/dancer/comedian of some sort so...
strtthshw 2 weeks ago
@mikamaeful it's a parody...
micolo123 1 week ago
1:29 is the only one who can say she's a model
PeaceLemony 3 weeks ago
I think 97 dislikes are from 'models'
Miserysmalice 3 weeks ago
hahahah this is..priceless!! I must ask, am I a real model?lol
africanprincess03 3 weeks ago
I love the myspace face, make me look slimmer loool GREAT VIDEO!
GreeneyedLolo 3 weeks ago
I LOVE myspace faces!
theodiablo 4 weeks ago
I use modelmayhem, as well as my agency (who are legit btw, not one of these shitty pay for portfolio scams), to get paid work. It pisses me off seeing a load of fugly girls attempting to model but doing it for free - that doesn't give you the right to call yourself a model. You need to actually get PAID WORK to be able to legitimately call yourself a model (same goes for photographers). MM can be good but its so fucked up at times its unreal...
abi24 1 month ago
@abi24 lmao
strtthshw 2 weeks ago
Loved this. My friends and I have photoshoots, and dress up and pretty much have fun "modeling" but we never claim to be actual models. What we really are: a bunch of 21+ year olds just having some fun with a camera.
scorpianofthesun 1 month ago
@scorpianofthesun Also the model mayhem thing, they never replied back okaying my account. That should probabaly be a wake up call, if I want to model, I need to do the real deal.
scorpianofthesun 1 month ago
lol so funny. I dont even use facebook because every single girl is ugly and fat but with 2million photos acting like she's a model, all high and mighty even though no guy would give her a second look irl. Bunch of attention whores...
blackvapour 1 month ago
brilliant.. love you for this!
mtruephotography 1 month ago in playlist My Top Videos
F**kn awesome! Lol
TheNORCALBOI 1 month ago
Bored? check out bailey K model mayhem xx
bettykitten4eva 1 month ago
Haha, the "That just means you work at a Baaaar" is so perfect. Hate the done up skanks who get all high up cause they're serving me my beers and wearin a logo.
Astronaughty03 1 month ago
OH MY FUCKEN GOD! this is hilarious!
Chloecheese1 1 month ago
YOU ARE SO HOT
vanessajiang1 1 month ago
Butterfaces.
DarkLuverx3 1 month ago
I'd like to punchrobert. What a girl. The epitome of the very thing he criticizes. Nothing like trying to pick up girls while acting like one.
ranseed1 1 month ago
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mepulixer 1 month ago
93 people think they're models
jukey823 1 month ago 8
love this :-)
cwiggs10 1 month ago
make a "That Doesn't Make You A Model 2" cause this is freaking epic!
aladar123456789 1 month ago 22
whats name of the dude that sings :D
aladar123456789 1 month ago
LAWL! One dude out of all the girls... embarrassing!
mvang01 1 month ago
OMG! TOo FUnny!
Divine1009 1 month ago
This has got to be the freakiest combination of absolutely beautiful (Rob Hoffman) and absolutely horrible (everything else).
ZanddyH 1 month ago
that guy CAN DANCE.. HOT DANG! was he in step up???
kilay2000 2 months ago 2
@kilay2000 yes the second one
demonkid1255 1 month ago
LMFAO....... This is horrible and hilarious!
socaldude3077 2 months ago
The only possible model i see here would be the guy singing.. Just saying!(:
conwabri000 2 months ago 2
purchased bro
ohweeg 2 months ago
2:40 who hit her in the head with a 2X4?
darkquail2003 2 months ago
The girl at 1:38 with red shirt is the only hot chick.
htnguyen32 2 months ago
That doesn't make you a singer.
DanielleSeferstein 2 months ago
@DanielleSeferstein He's not trying to be a singer. He's an actor and comedian...
Zelinc 1 month ago
lol how can you be mad at this? It's so cute and true!
apage2turn1 2 months ago
This song makes me want to get back in contact with my ex-gf, just so I can send this to her.
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thecowboy192 2 months ago 54
@thecowboy192 please tell us how it goes.
Huynhlicious 1 month ago
YOU WERE WRONG!
Google search Adriana Lima peace sign.
HAHAHAHA!
jacobstanley90 2 months ago
@jacobstanley90 it was a myspace/facebook/twitter pic though!
veena7986 1 month ago
robert ♥ ahaha car!
ipanemaane 2 months ago
YOWZA!!!! Dem models are fine! And SO HOT! I'd do them all!!!
And the guys.
And at the same time!
TheRadical42 2 months ago
looking HOT in the suit.
vickilg123 2 months ago 2
LMFAO...I needed this laugh
Purplebandit79 2 months ago
This just made me day... thanks
lobyrd7 2 months ago 2
Funny, freaking funny, but oh, so true!
vegasjk27 2 months ago
Every bitch on facebook who starts her own modeling like page gets this blasted on their wall.
legitbrittance 3 months ago
This is fucking fantastic.
That is all.
theeblakester002 3 months ago
90% of Girls on Facebook and Myspace think they are models these days, BAT SHIT CRAZY!
SunDevilAngels1 3 months ago
words cannot describe how hilarious this is. Two thumbs up!
2010Beeker 3 months ago
love the song Robert. It was awesome to see u guest starring in Grey's Anatomy this week, was a nice surprise :D
DolphinSunsets 3 months ago
this video was tooo funny. omg hahhahaa HILARIOUS.
the singer kind of looks a little bit like Ryan Kwanten (Jason Stackhouse) in True Blood.
swttuth0329 3 months ago
1:04-1:15 best part in my opinion..haha
babbyycaakkes 3 months ago in playlist Liked
@babbyycaakkes LOL agreed "Just because you hand out budlight keychains at the bar you work at, that doesn't make you a budlight model, that just means you work at a baaarrrrrrr!"
SarahLee1 3 months ago
those female shouldn't pretend to be someone they are not
esara6 3 months ago
Please make a photographer vid!!! I know so many that shoot ugly ass women like this
ladyluck5577 4 months ago
Hahaha ewww these girls are yuck...Love this clip. Classic. Someone said they kow someone in this vid? Nicola Candy? Is this someone famous? Should i know who this person is. Any1 else no any of the others in this clip. sooooooo funny!!!! Love it. song it great haha
flying890 4 months ago
Thank YOU!!!!
These bitches are NOT famous.
They are NOT models.
They ARE a fucking PAIN IN MY ASS!
LadyPIssa 4 months ago
Actually nowadays Adriana Lima and all the Victoria secret models pucker their lips during their VS launches. No wonder you don't see any supermodels supporting their brands anymore.
PrettyPurpleful 4 months ago 2
"Great and Lol funny"
mothephotog 4 months ago
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1ilovenz 4 months ago
i think i know one of these girls! if you pause at 2:22 its nicols candy
1ilovenz 4 months ago
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danny92990 1 month ago
@1ilovenz Haha no thats not nicola Candy. Ahh that must have been a comment from Gemma White, her boyfriends ex. Wow are you still making silly comments about her. Haven't you had a baby and are knocked up again, and here you are making pathetic comments. Wow i really pity you, I can see why your jealous of her but seriously, jealousy is so sad!!!!
mocca413 1 month ago
LOL, I went to see that url !
SarahLikesCupcakes 4 months ago
81 people have skinny ass lips.
synnyer 4 months ago
You should make a matching song "That doesn't make you a photographer." I've about had it with all these unemployed douchebags picking up a camera, shooting one of those wannabe skanks on model mayhem, pushing that "shitty glamor glow" button, and calling themselves a "photographer." Pathetic.
jackielynnhyde 4 months ago 87
@jackielynnhyde glamour glow, because they cant figure out how to focus.......... (or how to fix blemishes)
thecowboy192 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@jackielynnhyde I would love to see that...
ryusenkai 1 month ago
@jackielynnhyde I love you. <3 lolololol
shouldyray 1 month ago
thumbs up if you tried to go to the website at 00:12
JaysEatingWorld 4 months ago
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elephantlove95 4 months ago
why isn't f***ing hilarious an option for my reaction?? i love this!!
LAXlover1496 4 months ago
I LOVE you!!!! As a photographer I tear my hair out all the time on the OMP and Model mayhem and FB models... Your my fucking hero... :)
jasencios 4 months ago
I fricken hate the duck face pics, CAN'T THESE PPL SEE THEMSLEVES
rockchickfairy 4 months ago
Pmsl this is soooo true just because u can powt in a bikini and take a pic of it doesn't make u a Model it makes u a wannabe which is just pathetic
MsBikerbunny 4 months ago
HAHHAAH
DHREVOLUTION 4 months ago
Lmfao.
Job:Good
Dave: Man
Fucking attention whores
nicholasny23 4 months ago
LMAO at all the butthurt phaggots on here. Hit a little too close to home you ugly bitches? U Mad?
TheHaterOfUTube 4 months ago
Does he even lift?
torysam544 4 months ago
@skaterfb123 He might think he's a big actor... I don't know him nor do I know what he thinks but you have to know that he has quite a big following online.
Phalanx217 5 months ago
0:38 DRAG ME TO THE DEEPEST OF HELLLLL OMGGGGGG
hooooookary 5 months ago
JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT A VIDEO OF YOURSELF DANCING AND SINGING IN A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE, THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU A DANCER AND SINGER. BAHAHAHA
SpanishEyes701 5 months ago
@SpanishEyes701 Odds are you have a shit ton of duck-faced peace sign photos on your facebook...
TheHaterOfUTube 4 months ago
this video would be awesome if the dude singing it wasnt a narcissistic fagot
chloearks 5 months ago
@chloearks Agreed lol
Mizkos 5 months ago
@chloearks but hes not, because he isnt talking about himself. Good job, maybe you should look up definitions before you run your mouth using big words.
nucleiguy 5 months ago
@nucleiguy
arrogant
conceited
vain
grandiosity
They have an unusual obsession with appearances.(this video is proof of that)
Anything else you want to be wrong about?
chloearks 4 months ago
@chloearks Lol, I never said anything about any of those, so you pretty much ignored the word I was targeting "narcissistic" and just threw some more words at me for no logical reason. Grats! Also, this video is meant to be funny. Please get the gigantic pole out of your vagina.
nucleiguy 4 months ago
@nucleiguy those are characteristic traits of a narcissist. I'm sorry you're too uneducated to know that.
chloearks 4 months ago
@chloearks This video is awesome. You don't like it because it's talking about bitches such as yourself.
TheHaterOfUTube 4 months ago
@TheHaterOfUTube wrong, I've never taken pictures like this...ever. I didn't say I disagreed with the message of the video, he is right...but it doesnt change the fact that he has narcissistic personality traits.
chloearks 4 months ago
Bwaaahahaha. All these sluts here in Houston need to listen and watch this.
OnerBash 5 months ago
I love this haha its funny, because umm...well its true!
1craziicookie 5 months ago
I don't know why I clicked into this video but he is hot.
acb55555 5 months ago
HGAHAHAHAHA
198625Nathan 5 months ago
That doesn't make you a budlight model that just means you work at a bar. lol Tell em!
realmjYANAgirl 5 months ago
He suited up !
IDilevicius 5 months ago
oh wow u made my day
pimppappi702 5 months ago
this is the realest song ever
saintninian 5 months ago
He looks so much like Ryan Kwanten, aka Jason from True Blood. Uncanny.
dewycoconuts 5 months ago
Her*
jonnnriot 5 months ago
:50 <3
Not the girl.. the thing behind it ^_^
jonnnriot 5 months ago
lol good work
coyote7272 5 months ago
@skaterfb123 It's called PARODY. /head.desk.
SceneBackstage 5 months ago
hahahah!!! i know a few girls like this.
pressure609 5 months ago
the guys AWESOME!! and im not saying that just cuz he looks like me :)
kenpachi775 5 months ago
He's adorable.
Ravenek24 5 months ago
@skaterfb123 Yeah, I'm sure he cares what you think while he's driving his $100,000 car to the bank after making all those movies. BTW, he's a dancer/choreographer first who ended up making movies.
Phalanx217 5 months ago
This is pretty fucked up and I didn't think it was funny.
horrorinpants33 5 months ago
robert you can punch me anytime babe :) lol
motorcitydolls 5 months ago
And just because u hand out bud light key chains at the bar u work at.. that doesnt make u a bud light model.. that just means u work at a BAAAAAAR!
HumorJoint 6 months ago
75 people dislike this video because they think they are "models" or probably saw themselves in this video.
TofuProductionCinema 6 months ago 95
@TofuProductionCinema you come up with that all by yourself? That's so fucking funny. Ha.
coyote7272 3 months ago
The song needs a Grammy, the video deserves an MTV Music Video Award xDD Lol, this is PRICELESS xDDD
Yazillicious 6 months ago
Robert Hoffman is one of the best dancers I've seen and have seen live. The guy doesn't have to follow a script - he just moves. This video is FREAKING HILARIOUS. I know at least 3-4 people who fall into this category - and when ever I show this to my friends who know them - they all think of the same 3-4 people!
TheBigSexyTV 6 months ago 29
@AlbanyRose I'm upset because I'm smart enough to see the irony in all of this (and perhaps a little because I'm not hearing impaired). @TheMasterGlazy18, firstly great youtube name. I can tell you are a winner right off the bat. Secondly, If I was one of the girls in the video, I'd be deaf right now. I would imagine the dude who made this, as well as the girls in the video have a combined IQ of 69...not a coincidence!
ilovesuzie1 6 months ago
75 dislikes must of been model mayhem users & bartenders who sponser budlite
DjEvanCanepa12 6 months ago
I am so thankful to have signed with the companies I had when I modeled. Good reps and real photos. This is truly one of the Greatest parodies ever.
AlbanyRose 6 months ago
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jessecadp 6 months ago
That just means you work at a baaaAAAAAR. Comic Gold
jmobstfeld 6 months ago
The girls at 1:08 are totally bangable
jmobstfeld 6 months ago
flippin halarious!
kathriavannie 6 months ago
And making this lame parody, doesn't make you a Backstreet Boy!
ilovesuzie1 6 months ago
@ilovesuzie1 You are probably one of the girls in the video.
TheMastaGlazy18 6 months ago
@ilovesuzie1 Someone is upset because she knows he was talking about her.
AlbanyRose 6 months ago
Who's Clinda?
JanisDaisy 6 months ago
"Did someone punch you in the face, baby you ain't fine" LMFAO
MrSkylineMADNESS1 6 months ago
this basically fits every girl at school lmao
DjEvanCanepa12 6 months ago
@DjEvanCanepa12 haha yeah xD
TheMastaGlazy18 6 months ago
aaawww 75 ''models'' watched this vid lollllllllllllllllllll
niqwalici0us 6 months ago
Just cause you were in a stupid ass movie..that doesn't maaake you an actor.
ronniexxluvs 6 months ago
@ronniexxluvs Actually, being in a movie that was good enough to be released in cinemas pretty much does make you an actor. In fact.. any movie really.
Whether you believe they're good at acting or not is your opinion.
NoteDeath010 6 months ago
Even though this song is a diss to every weird-looking model wannabe on myspace, I think I would actually buy this song it's actually catchy! Which is weird...
JanisDaisy 6 months ago
Totally thought that was fernando torres...
sdsuneilly 6 months ago
1:55 hotest chick haha
Malinka685 6 months ago
This is some funny sh*t right here, i'm am dying
cympira79 6 months ago
dude you are amazing teach me how to dance!
anownym 6 months ago
That was pretty much FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!
SkyWolf1378 6 months ago 2
gah ! he's so hawt ! <33
aylielove 7 months ago 3
ROBERT JAMES HOFFMAN III <3 <3 <3
SittinOnCloudzzz 7 months ago
ROBERT JAMES HOFFMAN III <3 <3 <3
SittinOnCloudzzz 7 months ago
Lol the 74 dislikes must just have a myspace face.
kbbaby3344 7 months ago
Cool song and nice soundtrack. You know what is good
3DSFuture 7 months ago
0:36 Stole my heart... and kiiled it.
snatchivan 7 months ago
This is baaaaadaaasss.
myspace face = lol. I know so many chicks that do this and they just look desperate, but damn some of the gals in this are so fuck-shit-crazy ugly it hurts my eyes.
ArcanePath360 7 months ago
Not only is this amazing.
he is totally hot.
hahaha1122van 7 months ago
Mmmm your hot dude
seanglazzard 7 months ago
Ah, Rob. Preach it!!! Preach it!!!!
jrosario022 7 months ago
L.O.L. So very true.
shanti1mck 7 months ago
Yea that guy has a nice body I would love to touch it! ;) !
jsjr100 7 months ago 3
To all those perky poptarts with the myspace face that try and put me down. THAT DONT MAKE YOU A MODEL SO KEEP DREAMING!
lovetherandomness101 7 months ago
oh LMFAO . hellnaw!
prettyblessing17 7 months ago
lol Klinda XD
leafsgirl15 7 months ago
What's "myspace"?
hookedontechno 7 months ago 2
lol i tottally nail that girl at 2:32 xD she aint that bad
evildude400 7 months ago
@evildude400 Bro thats a man...
Masoniik 7 months ago
@Masoniik lol nah is just a sexy fatty girl
evildude400 7 months ago
@evildude400
Half the chicks in the video are not bad but they are no model material; that's the point!
spastic505 7 months ago
@spastic505 - really? some are creepy tho...example: 2:23
hahaha1122van 7 months ago
@hahaha1122van
I said HALF the chicks are not that bad. I didn't say ALL!
spastic505 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I only watched it because he's hot.
Sambucca 7 months ago
Men, I Subtitled this one in Spanish, So my friends here in Mexico can know about your Comedy :) Peace...
mumy100 7 months ago
@mumy100 lol cool man, i gave that link to some friends they couldnt understand this video thanks tho xD
evildude400 7 months ago
i guess 73 people think myspace face is cool
0XSupernatural 7 months ago