jurassic fight club - Majungasaurus vs Majungasaurus

[katdragonraptor]

male kills baby, mom kills male like "take that bitch!" sees her dead baby. so as torture she eats him alive. almost see a concention . male kills baby so mom kills male. yay!!!

[beinghumangirl]

looks like one mean prehistoric turkey

[99thJediWarrior]

Circle of Life: Prehistoric Times.

[99thJediWarrior]

4:28 "TAKE A HINT, BOZO! I'M NOT INTERESTED!"

[Reyrocksall]

hey, before i have sex with you i'm going to kill your kid. yeah, makes sense

[KlaykidReal]

"His reproductive urges outweigh caution."

Ha ha! I can relate to that. Even as dinosaurs guys are the same.

[TheBlade5064]

we have a skeleton of a majungasaurus at our airport! :)

[gazaraki123]

fwaa his just angry ur not putting out mummy dino, dont need to eat him alive for it :S

[Killernuva135]

why doseint she want to mate if the daddy is dead she will have 2 babies and a husbind?

[MrChaoticpower]

@Killernuva135 its a natural instinct for the female to protect the babies. so the male have to kill the babies for them to mate for she don't moan about it. if it's dead it's dead and she will let him mate with her.

[Killernuva135]

Hi,i just wanted to know were is the daddy dinasour

[Sodasprite6310]

Damn prehistoric prowlers.

[primalbeans]

lol all funny, as drastic as it may seem, its a matter of getting the best genes forth, as is all forms of cannibalism in nature. Its a terrible scene to us, but the norm in nature. Lions that take over prides from other males, kill the previous leaders cubs to continue only his genes. He will reproduced with the females and only his cubs will survive if he is strong enough to keep his pride.

[struckwitharuckus]

If she woulda just gave it up in the first place this all coulda been avoided. How many dudes nowadays are willing to take on a single mother?

No wonder chivalry is dead.

[Benzuko2010]

5:06 epic fail

[Frostdown]

That poor baby ;-;

[Masterofvore5]

Male; Well, I'm laying here can't feel anything below my neck... maybe this wasn't the brightest idea I've had today

[jbbcu1]

Damn nature you scary

[happylovestory]

It's Majungatholus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[dragonslayer124120]

If you want better quality go to this video HD:/watch?v=4LQAQR2EGQM

[glorie712]

it would be crazy if human act like this

[Bluesteel722]

-Male Majungasaurus gets killed-

"See son, I got that bad man!....So....Son?"

-See's dead baby-

"Crap...Oh look..Free food!-"

-eats baby-

"Mmm...Oh damn...that guy I just killed was hot....Hey look...Free food!"

-Eats male-

Not much has changed in 65 million years....

[MrGECKO900]

looks like a chicken

[mothersmucker1]

The paleontologist in this video is so pompous. How does he know what the dinos eat first. It's purely speculation. He makes statement like there hard founded facts. What an ass

[Dragonzord571]

@mothersmucker1 In order to get an Idea of what extinct animals did, we look to modern animals for clues on how they lived. And no shit it's only speculation

[titan133760]

canibalistic

[titan133760]

male majungatholus: whats wrong with this chick?

[MrDuckboss]

oh no jimmy, you will be delicious

[digitalfreak123]

where was the husband during all this!

[thethingvshulk]

@digitalfreak123 the husband doesn't care he's just inserted in is looking after number 1

[Skeleflexcrazy]

@thethingvshulk both parents take care of the young thats y it said there could be a confrontation so the father is probably dead

[fishingwiththenerd]

@digitalfreak123 in a bar drinkin with his buddies

[PacOrange9]

lol my friend was like "just a perfect example of a divorce"

[basketballgirl1991]

Whats the point of killing the baby because he wants to reproduce he just killed a new generation. DUMB ASS!!!

[thethingvshulk]

@basketballgirl1991 because it's not it's baby and because many dinosaurs were canbiles

[Unitx21]

@basketballgirl1991 The baby was not his, so it was it's number one reason for killing it. number 2 is because if that baby grew up, it means less territory and less food for himself (selfish I know, but it's not called survival of the fittest for nothing). Number 3 is that mating is a rare opportunity that scarcely ever shows up, just like in a human's life...

[AbbyIsMyWeim]

@basketballgirl1991 he killed the other baby because the baby is not made up of his geans (sorry i cant spell), he wants to mate with her in order for her to have a baby with his geans in it.

[AbbyIsMyWeim]

@basketballgirl1991 he killed it becaus the baby doesent have his geans/genitics in it. he wants the feamale to have a baby with his geans/genitics in it.

[AbbyIsMyWeim]

@basketballgirl1991 he killed the baby because he wants the female to have a baby with his D.N.A in it.

[mykiko2665]

@basketballgirl1991 and also because the baby is destracting her from the pont of the male

[Lex60]

@basketballgirl1991 The actual male lions do the same when they take a pride from another male: kill all the cubs and mate with the females because the lion dont raise the offspring of another male.

[MrChaoticpower]

@basketballgirl1991 if he don't kill the baby. he can't mate with her.

[alifsalleh]

looks like a wingless dragon.

[spiffcorgi]

I love how they have a paeleontologist talking avidly about what's going on like he was there and it actually happened :P

[Novinte]

Acting like chickens lol

[nowmos]

(last part)

female:i just had to eat my son,he was dead

(my own part)

female:another egg is cracking,now i have another son

baby:mama?

female:come to mama,come to mama

baby:can i eat that with you?

female:of course

baby and female:nom nom nom nom

[nowmos]

(the next part)female: i hate you!

male:why?

female:YOU KILLED MY SON!!!!!!!!

male:i should not have killed that baby

female:IM SO MAD!!!!!

male:oh god!,oh god!!!!!!

kill

[nowmos]

male:ha ha ha now i can kill you

baby:mama!

male:your mama cant stop me,she tripped

baby:mamaaaaaaa-

snap!

i'm verrrrrrrrrrrrry sad now

[lockywazere2011]

So the chicken dinosaur had to kill a female dinosaurs baby so she would fuck him? Great fucking story

[pirre095]

mean step father! :(

[DeaDZone1013]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah I was laughing so much I started to cry because it was fuckin funny when the baby gets killed

[manchesterUFan08]

The male looks like a chicken

[DarthMex1991]

that sucks. the female smells.

[hamiltonlegend24]

such shitty narration, the paleontologist input is good tho. Kenneth Brannagh on WWD was the best

[yaleerpf]

so its a dinosaur rapist?

[BlanketMonsterLOL]

How horny is that male to put up with all of that?

[drzliltito]

ITS MOMMY! XD

[reptoslicer]

Actually its majungatholus they are way different

[gmancolon]

the male has a giant sack on his face

[KaiserGray94]

@gmancolon must be his reproductive organs XD 

[SUEDUCE]

After all of this I feel so sorry for the baby man what a life mom tries to save me from another dinosaur picks me up crushes my neck bangs me on a tree say about three times I get killed then my mom eats me. Thats why im glad I wasnt a dinosaur

[Rbitz671]

ah man i feel bad for the baby his own mom eating him :(

[Abominatrix650]

Poor guy, he has the womanising skills of Howard from The Big Bang Theory - they want 1 but FAIL!...(Except in the case of Bernadette!)

[dayaninikhaton]

talk about I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR huh?

[MrFigglez]

Dinosaur porn lmao

[carosene]

"YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE A GRAPHIC DEPICTION OF A VIOLENT PREHISTORIC BATTLE."

"Only rated PG! 8D"

[NaturalBornKiller59]

DAMNNNNNNN Nature You Scary

[MultiVietMinh]

mating a dead body? oh shit

[dalekdude180]

yummy.

[dalekdude180]

"goddamit bitch i just want a date!"

[Sebouh137]

ok. now I see why God sent the space-rock of death to punish and destroy the dinosaurs. 

[do501]

i disagree with the dinosaur brain theory today i think they could be smarter and once i finish high school and collage i'm going to prove them wrong somehow...

[ravenexcelent]

@do501 te apoyo

[do501]

@ravenexcelent ?

[hotwhire]

lol dinosaur logic. (lions do this as well)

"Hey sexy... wanna play?"

"No asshole I have a son..."

"...gotta kill the son...then she HAS to love me!"

[ravenexcelent]

@hotwhire yo tambien pense lo mismo

[Abominatrix650]

@hotwhire BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!­!!!!!! Nice one!

[firemakingfoxx70]

omg, who else thinks someone should sla-, bea-, pun-, nevermind. i was talking about the mother though.

[steriofoniq]

try imagining this happening at your backyard...

[freestyla5964]

I love this Intro *____*

0:01- 0:03

[Archimagedonn]

Its Majungatholus not Majungasaurus

[carlsm95]

What I dont get is... if the male kills the female's baby, thats supposed to put her in the mood? "Oh you just murdered my baby who I loved so much, let's have sex now"...???

[TheForbidding]

@carlsm95

That's what lions do, when a male takes over a pride they commenly will kill any and all young often cannabalizing them. With the cubs gone the females will go into heat.

[PivotXL1]

@carlsm95 Stop trying to personify the dinosaur. She is acting on instinct to protect without the offspring there is no instinct.

[Rettungsliegerfan]

looks like a big chicken :D

[dalekdude180]

@Rettungsliegerfan where's Peter Griffon?

[creatureaw]

@Rettungsliegerfan IT IS

[Rettungsliegerfan]

@creatureaw oh yes xD

[namodrive777]

lmao chickensaurus

[Rettungsliegerfan]

@namodrive777 yes xDD

[silvergirnuz]

@Rettungsliegerfan more likely a massive killer turkey with no feathers on it lol?

[Rettungsliegerfan]

@silvergirnuz yeh you got it hehe :P

[SuperDragonslayer5]

aughhhhhhhhhhh canibal

[THECHILLICAM1]

wow, what fugly dinosaurs

any ways, THE MOTHER POWNED!!!!!!!

[THECHILLICAM1]

wow, what fugly dinosaurs

[MrGregMikol]

I fell sad for the baby whatchamacallit.

[kokomokokoko19]

7:11 thats hurt 

[kokomokokoko19]

poor baby



[barr65]

8:40 thats gotta hurt!

[TheSabadabadoo]

So cool and real , oh and she is the mother of the year.

[TheAnimate123]

so thats why you don't go on a blind date

[advited29]

wow 7:56 thats the mother of the year ! XD

[imac458]

i like when they fight each other. it looks real!

[TbrQlosis]

i don't get it he's trying to impress her by killing her baby

[CoralCoral100]

@TbrQlosis

they're brains were like light bulbs because she had a baby she wouldn't mate but if he killed the baby her motherly inscencts would be shut off and the mating one would flip on

[TbrQlosis]

rawr

[jayduttkulkarni]

majangatholus

[9023709m]

hey smart guy its mujungatholas or something like that litsen to the video

[AggelosDamilos]

@9023709m Manjagatholus

[xXNorthWeapon74Xx]

dam that dino was horny

[1001midge]

what a weird dino

[romeosqueene11]

awesome

[haz4561]

HE SAID 70 BILLION!

[sunny9kapoor]

@haz4561 no 70 Million mate

[SuperZzoozz]

majungasaurus´s are so... stupid

[camposi]

@SuperZzoozz most of the Dinosaurs have been stupid. The most intelligent Dinosaur (Troodon) was more stupid than a common house cat!

[camposi]

@SuperZzoozz ...... but they survived 160 Million years and were the top predators. I think the human race will not survive such a long time. Darvin said : not the species who is the most intelligent survives - the species that could adapt survives.

[Chrismonchan]

@camposi ...But doesn't intelligence lead to better adaption of a circumstance? We are the dominant species on earth, because we can live anywhere and kill anything.

[XmetalblastX]

if the male didnt was that hornly in part 1 and just scheared forantother female he wasnt kill right now XD

[knbknb2]

iv seen every one one there was!!!!!its just fun to wath them again!!!

[juslee483]

me like

[mayamaya]

horny majungasaurus rapist.. =S

[sonicgodzilla]

poor baby

[007DEL93]

it's the less seen!

[smokeyj36]

At the part where the female eats the male Majungatholus, I'd say that'd be the world's first Thanksgiving dinner!!! ( Since he looks like a turkey.)

[bidoof12]

I liked it.