CNN- Holding Jesus Hostage Weiner Poopie - WZZM

[EvilKaNegro]

Check yer mailbox......

[TheLordquisnam]

They are just emulating the GLF (Gnome Liberation Front) of which I was a member back in the early 1990's. Its just a joke.

[Hazardous95]

biggest troll since the over 9000 thing

[AMSIQ]

Slow news day?

[smashly123123123]

i can't believe the mean comments have left about the prank i pulled when i was 17 it's crazy lol

[MagePathfinder]

dumb punks should be arrested for stealing and trespassing- why are people treating this poor old lady like she's the criminal?? Does the retard who took her statue know how many dogs there are in that city?? Just because 4 of them belong to her doesn't mean that ever dropping comes from their back ends.

[shuckins]

@MagePathfinder You shouldn't use the word "retard".  It's hateful.

[RabidSlugz]

@shuckins thats retarded it just means slow like a stupid person or slow music. if you think retard is the same as mentally handicapped you're gay.

[lakeoballguy]

how the fuck did he read that without laughing?

[kmmonaha]

It wasn't... it wasn't.

[ZaxCG2]

It wasn't.

[swellow10]

THANKS ANDY xD

[1968FlowerChild]

Just laugh... "So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter." - Gordon W. Allport

[mdamaged]

I just peed a little.

[GunOwnerDan]

Every time the weiners poopie, Jesus kills a kitten!

[fightcompromisewin]

she called the shit poopie!

[Coleslayer9]

ROFLMFAO!!!! She looks exactly like my grandmother!

[dalfan98]

We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your weiners.

You can't make shit like that up.

[Coleslayer9]

@dalfan98 Thanks for the link. lol

[xXbutters1234]

LOL CNN NEWS WOW THIS SHITS FOR REAL!

[Digeridude]

That letter was written by Jay and Silent Bob.

[Bambi13mj]

lol jesus

[carmel15]

Lol "weiner poopie.... my gosh" this was on the radio in my area

[chandlerandbob2]

@carmel15 yeah me to but it was on today and he made a rap about it like this "CLEAN UP ALL THE WIENER POOPIE,WIENER POOPIE,WIENER POOPIE,CLEAN UP ALL THE WIENER POOPIE,WIENER POOPIE ,WIENER POOPIE,CLEAN YOU POOPIE WIENER, POOPIE WIENER,POOPIE WIENER " lol I couldent stop laughing after that!!!!

[gamemasterzoomzoomom]

oh god this was from the news where i live :( god dammit WZZM 13 XD

[goody71]

Jebus!

[hobocakes]

CHECK YER MAILBOX!!!!

[emmber19]

She deserved it.

[scubasteve0225]

dumb bitch shoulda picked up her dog's shit instead of leaving it in people's yards.

[Hitamaru]

where is the follow up video?

[tehmode]

They found it. It turned out to be family members, rather than heathens. Jesus was returned. Or rather, he had a second coming.

[baldchicken11]

lol

[smileman66]

Clean up your wiener poopie.

[Caffiend]

So, she's talking about what adult's do but she has a statue of Superman outside?

[WhiteElvenDragon]

This is good enough to be on the Onion! lol

[StuPitt1]

They interviewed this lady on a local radio station this morning. Turns out that it was a prank her grand daughter was playing on her grandma. It got out of hand and eventually she came forward.

[Quivistar]

weiner poopie. i laughed so hard

[1revjay]

Well, if there were footprints only behind or in front then I would say Jesus rose and left. But since there are tracks in both directions I'm guessing he had an accomplice.

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

thats what you get for believing in magical things.. perhaps the reason why "jesus" disappeared is because she lost faith? i mean just because you cant see it doesnt mean its not there right? i mean thats what christians have told me, that just because you cant see it doesnt mean its not there, and that you have to have faith, so why doesnt it work in this situation? religion can be healthy, but it has way too many negatives to overcome the positive or two

[blackdahlia6027]

haha soo true dude, couldnt have said it better.

[scoos]

bahahah

[importgopeder]

clean up the fucking shit u old hag!!!

[Mortskcab]

The greatest news story ever told!

[ki2594]

lmao sooo funny...it was her grand daughter lmaoo

[Sonnynapoles19]

I work with her granddaughter Ashley in florida she was telling us all about it

[mrCool706]

its so uncomfortable. she's all serious throughout which is even better.

[hiimbrady]

it's funny when idol worshippers are taken advantage of. get a clue, lady.

[cliffbattles]

stupid story. stupid lady.

[blue46gt]

All powerful God my ass.

[legendofwayne]

weiner poopie, roflmfao

[na2stat]

Good for those Goddamn people for stealing her lawn statue! Pick up your dogs' crap, lady. I hate that.

[kimokos]

Pick up your mother fucking weiner poopie, you dumb bitch.

[mnm5671]

Jesus wasnt kid-napped. he was just sick of being around weiner poopie and left lol

[savermaker]

ha ha

[Aurone]

HAHAHAHA! Oh god this is classic.

[jimfath]

Way to go CNN... What rivoting News... There is a war on, global tension, and genocide... Poopie wieners?? Lets hope this story has more that follow. I'm mean who doesn't want Jesus to come back?

[ittybittytown]

(just kidding) But I imagine a kid finding the weiner poop picking it up, thinking it was a tootsie roll and only after taking a bite was he angry enough to steal Jesus.

Had it been an adult, they would've made a 2nd complaint and forced the lady to clean up after the little 'TOOTSIE ROLL MAKERS" hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[stepheebee]

this video is perfect

[blakkoctopus]

Sooo funny... but YES CNN is garbage.

[sahlf]

Weener Poopie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shiftlessxl]

That's what happens when you're an inconsiderate bitch.

Old people are horrifically rude.

[cnr1993]

I went back to Scotland last year, I was really mad at how many people leave dog shit around... I have a dog and don't leave anything behind after our walks. This woman is a pig, I'd take the jesus too. Plus it's sort of funny, these are the people who voted for Bush guaranteed. I bet Jesus would pick up his dog shit, thats what jesus would do.

[ameliasan]

why oh WHY did CNN air this?! -_-;

[chupachipmunk]

um because it's awesome

[ameliasan]

oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me. :D lol.

[deathvult]

Totally awsome! I believe religion should be kept to yourself, in other words, dont go around exposing jesus images and crosses.

Plus it shows how christians let their dogs poopy... filthy christians lol... get that jesus off my face.

[chupachipmunk]

yes, keeping it in their own yard is definitely completely unacceptable and shoving their religion in your face.

i'm an atheist, too, btw! you're not being persecuted by christians!

[saiawebdesign]

You are both gay!!

People like you are the reason that intolerance will get worse. The statue wasn't shoving their religion in anybody's face.

I would put a manjor outside with the birth of jesus all year long if you were my neighbors just to piss you off!!!

[saiawebdesign]

I`m talking to deathvult and chupachipmunk. I don't know why the reply to post isn't working. Maybe youtube is telling me to ignore ignorant atheists!

[chupachipmunk]

i was clearly being sarcastic you fucking mongrel

[chupachipmunk]

i meant to say mongoloid btw i dunno why i typed mongrel

[saiawebdesign]

sorry, it was a long day. I was at work when I was typing that.

[stockcrack]

how many takes did they need before the "reporter" could get through this without laughing and peeing in his boxers?

[DavidMcbadbad]

omg i am laughing so much every time they say poopie and I am going to burn in hell 4 laughing about this

[shatstain123]

lmfao

[randaeleven]

and why did cnn report on this?

[skog8]

I have watched this video so many times, and it gets funnier everytime I watch it!!! I cant belive the lady called the news about that!!! This should be on all morning and late night talk shows!!!!

[IISPLURAL]

@skog8 i know right? but my fav part is when the news guy says wiener poopie, that just cracks me up

[PaSemiaPulimia]

wow..she lookd soo worried...lmao dont worry ...u'll get Jesus back...u n ur little dog my pretty ...lol wow that was a verry important news report..keep it up

[Ottomcr]

i cant believe this...whoever stole it is a complete ass, especially if all the dogs droppings are cleaned up.

[itzallgood2218]

Radical Islamic terrorists operating within or borders. we must invade iran now!!!!

[NicTheBatman]

XD that was an awesome news report

[skog8]

Laughed my ass off!!!! I love the reporters voice when he reads the letter

[Artificialraven]

"they put these little lines next to the word, Jesus".......you mean quotation marks?! hahaha hilarious

[theproplady]

Actually, I don't think those WERE quotation marks. Look more like "sparkley lines" to me. (Tom Barnard got it wrong I think.)

[Artificialraven]

ROFL I dunno how to respond to that comment, I'm laughin so freakin hard. aww...this poor lady. Here's how the real story should of went, "Grandkids prank Grandparents....full story at 10"

[theproplady]

They should hope they don't get written out of the will...

[deathvult]

the christian old lady probably never read... or doesnt know how to read very well...

[Phyrex999]

omg rofl!

[rustandcyanide]

the professional manner in which this newsman says "weiner poopie" numerous times is amazing to me. kudos, sir.

[jmanz6]

I guess your Jesus couldn't save himself from the "graspy" voiced person with a bunch of Weiner Poopie in their yard. That's what you get for not cleaning up after your dog. Serves her right.

[deathvult]

yep, seems like jesus had to pay for her dogs sins LOL

[xerosere]

"graspy" voice? GRASPY?? what the hell...

[LordMegatronG1]

now then, who wants to touch my weiner poopie??!?!!?!?!?!?

[VicVega666]

You need to always clean up the poopie from your wieners!

[thesecondcomin14]

it was them got damn nazis

[SnerdWilliams]

I remember seeing this on TV.

Whoever did this was a fucking genius.

[cmrudy]

weiner poopy - now thats funny

[Myztiks]

That was awesome.

[baloo2409]

Jesus Christ people!!! Get over it!!

[TheVomit]

I like how it ends with her repeating, "It wasn't."

[EvilCupcake27]

Man, this never gets old...

[priscillavdara]

LMFAO!

[xarah78]

I bet this women DOES NOT clean up the dog poop. I'm sure it's a soccer mom that's tired of her 2 year old picking up dog poop.

[owneroftheintern3t]

Brilliant!

I'm gonna do this to all the poopie weiners in my neighborhood.

[feyfreak]

hahaha...omg...i cant stop laughing!!

[ThrowThatJunkIn]

I may or may not know the culprits. I couldn't believe it when this made local news and then it got on CNN and that just makes it even funnier because it was such a harmless prank.

[m4r1o24]

HAHAHAHAHAH omfg wow!

[smileman66]

oh god, this is funny

[ihopeinever]

Oh man....Why do I find this so funny?!?!

[Serlx]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wiener poopie and Jesus in the same sentence making perfect sense....outstanding job thieves!

[FF7Bryan]

LOL