8080 Computer playing Portal Still Alive

[TimoKick]

@ those who suggest 240p: Dude, 240p isn't an option (not anymore at least)

[256byteram]

@TimoKick This was recorded 4 years ago on a mobile phone... 240p *is* an option.

[256byteram]

@TimoKick haha I see... You mean YouTube blocked it... damn :(

[Matt13610]

@256byteram No they didn't, 240p is still there for EVERY video. Dunno what his problem is.

[applejaksenpai]

Play portal like a dos!

[FlyingBarMitzvah]

My left ear enjoyed this video very much.

[megaspeed2]

@FlyingBarMitzvah set to 240p and it will play on both speakers :D

[Xifihas]

Good old SID chip, truly the greatest sound chip ever created.

[Windows8IsOut]

the last time i heard 1 speaker i coulden hardly hear anymore

[N00bizme]

Have a lonely ear? Follow these simple steps to success!

1.Change video quality to 240p

2.Take over planet

3.?????

4.PROFIT!

[EphraimJWitchwood]

@N00bizme I think this is the first time a video has been IMPROVED by 240p

[megaspeed2]

@N00bizme you improved my life with this comment.

[lulzsechacking]

@escapedlunatic well then sir you dont know anyting about computers or portal. One that is EXTREAMLY hard to get it to do this for how old it is. Two, you aparently have no tast for music because this song IS portal.

[escapedlunatic1]

slightly mis-titled, as this is clearly NOT Portal. Just noises from an ancient computer that probably can only display text

[stevecollierblog]

@escapedlunatic1 OMG What a daft comment! Well done. this video is great work! So clever!!!

[WillisTProductions]

Want. FUCKING WANT.

[runeman464]

My right ear

Fucking loved this.

[AlmightyMatthew]

i thought 8080 computers were playing still alive 

[HowToEatWaffles]

I dont understand.....

[sonicinbf3]

run arma 3

[metallicahealspeople]

can i run battlefield 3 on this

[thekingofducks]

148 people are made because they belive the cake is a lie.

[Macintosh3745]

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[zachpach101]

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[PixelisedBoy]

Now run Crysis on it.

[fredy385]

@PixelisedBoy No. Try to run Metro 2033 on it instead.

[mubblelyon]

Loving your username

[gummyPWNS]

@Fzeroxd001 make that 0.1

[keidachan]

darn it! it just had to be the left speaker of my headphones that was out!

[ravedy]

older version of GLaDOS

[CryptiCxReapeR]

now run battlefield 3 on it.

[CyanideHappinesT]

@CryptiCxReapeR idiot

[CryptiCxReapeR]

@CyanideHappinesT shut up. -_-

[posada432]

240p FOR STEREO. jeez get the terms right, really? 'both speakers'? :D

[AFunyun]

240p for both speakers

[Nebonene123]

i had to keep switching my headphones cause it felt weird.

[Gothikx001]

amazing!!

[jamessonic5621]

Glados BETA 0.2

Updates: Able to produce song.

Caroline AI added.

Cores added.

Moniter added.

Memorial for CJOHNSON

That is all. Listen to the song now.

[evansjahja]

0:31 wrong chord?

[bioshockfan978]

@evansjahja comodor c64 is 1980 i think WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT

[that1dude0092]

C:\Program Files\Portal\Cake.exe

[esthervv]

240p = stereo :)

[alanman87]

@esthervv Dual mono, not stereo.

[09terd]

Error 404: Cake.bat NOT FOUND Run GLaDOS.exe GLaDOS.exe 1.09a Deleting all viruses. . . ERROR! Chell.bat FOUND Unknown File: Delete? (Y) (N) Select: (N) You have selected (Y), I am %0.1 you chose that. Running Program: Neurotoxin.exe Chell.bat Found and deleted. Using Backup Memory to continue task. . . *Search Aperture Science* Searching for all folders named "Aperture Science" Files found: Cake.bat Bird.exe Turret.exe Wheatley.exe Personality Core.exe Credits.txt Chell.exe Rmving Cake.bat.

[daddyboom1]

Who else got here from the Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris?

[pockuinator]

@daddyboom1 I think got here from that or ponies.

[retrofrog100]

isn't an 8080 a walker in starwars or is that an atat?

[charwinger21]

I don't get what everyone is complaining about. The left and right speakers on my earphones are outputing the same sounds... Is it related to the browser that I'm using? (opera instead of whatever everyone else is using)

[thegodofwar222]

God damn, Wearing earphones and its been recorded in a way that the sound only comes out of the the right speaker... My ear hurts now :/

[Karenronwood]

GLADoS is based off Linux!

[TheBrainiac1000]

360p = Mono Sounds (Right Ear is Lonely)

240p = Worse Quality But The Ears make up and are friends, They share the sounds!

[SargeantNoob7]

lol thumbs up if your sitting here pissing your pants because of these funny ass comments bitching about not hearing in one ear

[misium]

Please make a better quality video of it. Would make a huge difference. The computers and animations would make a great music video!

[cyrusdexterman]

My right ear is lonely D=

[Bladething269]

@cyrusdexterman you must be wearing your headphones the wrong way then because my left ear is lonley

[binbashLinuxAhole]

@Bladething269 Switch to 240p then you get full sounds.

[misium]

@Bladething269 No, you are wearing the headphones the wrong way. My right ear is lonely!

[Tomaszavenger]

Shit, I've been wearing my headphones the wrong way all this time!

[RZ3296]

My left ear loved it!

[jossuch]

It feels like the sound it comming out of a huge nigger penis penetrating my left ear.

Its awesome.

[xnotoriousss]

my right ear enjoyed this

[keoni29]

Nice ascii art :)

[DiegoAlanTorres]

DID YOU RECORD THIS WITH A TOASTER?

[roberture]

Well, my left ear has been raped.

[Lworld63]

the irony is that its an old computer thats "Still alive" heh

[t3thethird]

@Lworld63 Irony isn't appropriately used in this case. But I understand your joke and it is very humourous.

[TehCreepers]

@Lworld63 And a hearty conGLAturations to you.

[thesims2starwars123]

240P will make it sound more 8 - bit and it will use both speakers :D !

[baden271]

my right ear is lonely

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

@baden271

switch to 240p

[MrGeorgethealien]

@baden271 and my left is.

[alanman87]

@baden271 240p for dual mono!

[Wrestlingthemeremix]

@baden271 240p

[TheDzhoel]

@baden271 Time to break out the 240p! ;D

[gummyPWNS]

@baden271 your right ear is "Still Alive"

[xXSeriousSeriousXx]

@baden271 92 people use a headset to watch videos that deserve to be blasted through speakers.

[DremordDrale]

@baden271 Mines left :(

[CynicalWall]

@baden271 Ahahahahahah so true!

[dmmeyer2006]

ever notice that midi music has a great bass component?



[dmmeyer2006]

ever notice that midi music has a great bass componet?

[binbashLinuxAhole]

Thank you for the ASM notes, I'm actually getting tired of arranging notes in Renoise (I'm not a musician).

[ProudIrish349]

that was awesome! xD do you have one for Want You Gone? :D

[Wonejox3]

I have shared a tear. Really...

[initvesa]

Nice. CGA and MDA display.

[Demonaspet]

freaking sweet, thanks, that must have been a ton of work. you = win. now here's your cake, in that room behind the red metal door marked party associate room.

[smtlego]

this... is... AWESOME

*awesome face*

[kirapon]

THIS IS SHIT!

Ok now that I have your attention, man this is brilliant, I think you should put it on iTunes X)

Chuck Norris < GLaDOS XDD

GLaDOS is the new chuck norris only with neurotoxin xD

[OreoC00kie259]

How in the hell?

[Fzeroxd001]

glados 1.0

[AngelofKaos]

SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY INTERNETZ.

[XPD541]

THIS IS SO MUCH WIN!!!

Setting this as my ringtone. lulz

Nice work!

[region357]

CAN I PLAY CRYSIS 2 ON HIGH RESOLUTION?

[peexstile]

You have a lot of free time... hahah That's cool btw!

[BOS6940]

My right ear was sad... until I read IDEMANDPOPCORN's comment, and thank fuck I did.

[LfromGaiaonline]

Computer Opera

[xDennNiex]

AWESOME !!! ^^

[Minifig666]

Now, to do this on a hand built CPU from noting but mechanical parts, interfacing with the SID!

[Riverside1910]

INFO:

This video was added to your favorites!

CLOSE

[Riverside1910]

C64-WINS :D

[epicmick4970]

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU'VE UNLEASHED GLaDOS AND SHE'LL KILL US ALL WITH TESTS INVOLVING CRUSHERS, LASERS, MOMENTUM, TURRETS WITH THE PROMICE OF CAKE

[tubeyou346]

My computer is so old I don't even think it could even do this...

[gilgammesh1]

Old technology fascinates me. Awesome!

[alfiepates]

That's it. I'm going to do this on the Acorns at TNMoC!

[basters1st]

win 95 glados

[rockerzac99]

@basters1st Think earlier, Microsoft didn't exist in the time of the 8080

[editedbyfailure]

@rockerzac99 I blame not being born early enough

[rockerzac99]

@editedbyfailure I am 12, I guess I am a geek with this stuff XD

[PeteyKartWii]

it's cool how the right computer does the pics

[douro20]

If you have trouble getting an 8080 you might be able to source a newly manufactured one from Lansdale Semiconductor.

[MrTerraBubble]

Did you record this with a potato?

[AlexWith2Xs]

@MrTerraBubble Shut the fuck up. Think of your own ideas

[MrTerraBubble]

@AlexWith2Xs Ok. Did you record this with an 8080 computer?

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

@MrTerraBubble very original.

[PierozekCwalk]

@MrTerraBubble Hahaha, old and retarded joke. ;)

[gamercode100]

@MrTerraBubble Are you kidding me? This is a really cool thing he did and here comes the stupid troll always insulting things. Come on!

[ImIndoPeople]

@MrTerraBubble He recorded with a potato but I honored to see GLaDOS' great great great great great granfather

[MrGeorgethealien]

@MrTerraBubble He recorded it with an Aperture Science Innovators, PotatOS device. 

[SlothDemonification]

@MrTerraBubble He Recorded It With GLaDoS The Potato!

[MrMorlonelycat]

@MrTerraBubble It's the most high tech potato I have ever seen! 

[AdolphX]

*geekgasm*

[Ceiliguliminix]

you win an internet ^.^

[djrebelrichard]

yeah still alive

barely

but still alive

[Mejse10]

Friggin' awesome xP

[hectorbector11]

But my left ear is GLaD.

[daangelo29]

GLaDOS v0.1

[UnparalleledGenius]

And so it begins........



[xXNikLasVegasXx]

yes its still alive. this computer is barely alive

[Billywhizz635]

Conveniently, only my left speaker works :D

[boodoobeedoop]

some people have too much time on their hands. but what would we do without those people?

[gircupcakeful]

old computer is old

[sedme1]

This is the best dos version of still alive I've ever seen!

[Heebycheeby789]

360p = left ear

240p = right ear

000p = no ears

999p = ear rape

[Youloeka]

@Heebycheeby789 999p? Lol, it's not the sound it represents, but the video resolution's height in pixels. Higher quality means probably higher quality sound, but this codec probably screwed up at 360p. 999p doesnt exist and 240p = both ears.

[Heebycheeby789]

@Youloeka you and your big words :P

[wondersofyou]

Not bad. Good work!

[Tounushi]

145ppl didn't get cake.

[ed1222]

240p

Both of my ears are now overjoyous. :D

[ChanniAntoinette]

Bwuuuuh, you missed a chord. You don't know how much that ticked me off. My ears were all "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" DX

Other than that one (ESSENTIAL!!) chord, this is pretty awesome.

[Hascuce]

sid chip strong.

[chrisybwell]

My left ear is sad :(

I think I have my speakers the wrong way around =/

[Triple226]

240p seems to fix the audio problem. Besides why aren't you fools watching retro in retro quality? You know, like a bawwwwssss?

[TheFemanonymiss]

I don't know what you guys are complaining about; my Mac plays this out both speakers.

[IDEMANDPOPCORN]

Switch to 240p to get audio in both ears.

[DellPrecisionM60]

@IDEMANDPOPCORN thanks, never knew that, I just flipped the stereo switch to mono but that works.

[BlackIrishman100]

@IDEMANDPOPCORN WHAT 240p actually does something good for once? WHAT

[ArrPeeGeefan]

@IDEMANDPOPCORN Thanks for that tip! My right ear is happy :D

[pat20105]

@IDEMANDPOPCORN genius 

[BOS6940]

@IDEMANDPOPCORN

I love you

[921144666]

@IDEMANDPOPCORN How in da...?

[XxanthonykanexX]

@921144666

in 360p youtube merges the audio channels.

[MrBangCoi]

@IDEMANDPOPCORN how did you figure it out?

[IDEMANDPOPCORN]

@MrBangCoi I didn't. Some other guy made the same comment on a different video that had the same problem, and I have never forgotten his sage advice.

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

@IDEMANDPOPCORN r u a wizard?

[CMacK1294]

Dude, Mono audio? I haven't heard that since I decided not to use headphones on my Genesis.

[anthonylau1]

retro style

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

7.1 surround headphones = sounds like it's in stereo :D

[OMA2k]

So you don't know what an 8080 computer is? Man, I feel old :-P

[TheKyGuy]

Awesome! :D

[Neropoo]

145 people got macs.

[coderlyoko1]

i wish there was someone singing along

[tehpwnage1029]

Recorded with a POTaTO :P

[TheFishingLuke]

best setup ever

[211starman]

I thought 8,080 computers were doing this. D:<

[gububrubbel]

@211starman lol yeah me2 xD but what does 8080 mean now?

[Cardsben]

@gububrubbel 8080 refers to the outdated Intel 8080 processor that was running that computer

[Shwoomboi]

Has a course of animal crossing anybody notice that

[thunderboyAAC]

GLaDOS Beta?

[SHIBAInuFilms]

Meanwhile at Aperture Science.

[Lumpiluk]

reminds me of the lego robot which i made do the exact same thing, but less awesome ;)

[PowerFusionX]

That computer is faster than my grandma's. :S

[redrak87]

sick!

[Hereson0]

I am right-handed: I eat with my right hand, I write with my right hand, I -censor- with my right hand. Now, I want my right speaker to work too! xD

[WelcomeToMinecraftia]

wow. that is ONLY the processor/microprocessor's built in sounds?

[electra177]

OMYGAWDOLDSCHOOLLOVEITLOVEITLO­OOOVVEEIITTT!!!