Using no medicaI tests at aII, I'm diagnosing you as 'crazy.' Here's a prescription for brain-disabIing "abiIify" a nueroIeptic drug.
I did this without any Iab test,brain scan or procedure known to medicaI science that you in fact "have" the "iIIness" impIied by the diagnostic IabeIs.
You're now Iocked into a Iife-time diagnosis, needing Iife-time "treatments". MeanwhiIe, I'II get Iife-time payments, either from you or from your heaIth insurance."
Scary ...because it's to real..lol !! The Pharmaceutical companies have us where they want us and know it! Do you know how many people die each year from PRESCRIPTION DRUGS? It's now surpassing those that die from street drugs! Look at most all of these movies starts thats died in the past 5 years, Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy, Billy mayes, and the list goes on and on, EVERY SINGLE ONE I JUST LISTED and most ALL of the others had PRESCRIPTION PAINKILLERS IN THEIR SYSTEM!
Well, they don't have me where they want me, but the cigarette and coffee companies do.
So far, the two has kept me free of anxiety for almost 25 years, no side effects......yet.
I've saved a bundle on perscription anti anxiety meds. lol
As far as pain goes, it's acetaminophen, aspirin, and lots and lots of vitamin C. It ain't instant relief, but when it finally kicks in I can go a week or two without the first two.
We laugh like hell over here when one of those commercials come on. "You may not have those achy joints anymore, however you might sky rocket your glucose level,, cause a severe drop in blood pressure, nose bleeds, severe greening of extremities causing them to drop off....."
I don't know how it passes some people's common sense.
@BrightStaroftheDawn All the pro's to the drug are said at a normal pace all the cons said very quickly at the end, quicker than how it was done in this video, and I am thinking while watching these ad's, is all the side effects actually worth it? Makes me think all these drugs are we better off for it in the end? Progress yet all those side effects.
@DiverforPort They make something so common a disease, ....and rename it ....to make a pill. For goodness sake, you know how to actually cure indigestion aka GERD without a pill? Answer: Stop eating greasy foods!! lol Next Erectile Dyssfunction Cure: Let wifey buy a see through teddy, light some candles, have some red wine...there!! ED .....cured!! My goodness, they even have obesity as a disease!! Cure: Stop EATING SO MUCH!! Obesity cured!!
@jamieee923 I just noticed that this same video was uploaded to youtube by katiedid90 on Feb 14, 2006 with the title "The drugs I need" and that video currently has over 112,000 views.
The same video was also uploaded to youtube by jmesser1 on Jul 17, 2007 and that video has over 31,000 views.
this is great!
tallguysproductions 4 days ago
constipation, male lactation, rust colored urination...
bondagebreaker7 2 weeks ago
EXCELLENT VIDEO! Truth portrayed in a humorous way. Hopefully, it will help wake people up to what is going on in the medical industry/profession.
ayemaya75 1 month ago
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Using no medicaI tests at aII, I'm diagnosing you as 'crazy.' Here's a prescription for brain-disabIing "abiIify" a nueroIeptic drug.
I did this without any Iab test,brain scan or procedure known to medicaI science that you in fact "have" the "iIIness" impIied by the diagnostic IabeIs.
You're now Iocked into a Iife-time diagnosis, needing Iife-time "treatments". MeanwhiIe, I'II get Iife-time payments, either from you or from your heaIth insurance."
psychiatric druuging explained
AkathisiA101 1 month ago
hahahahah! this is so cute!
mikepousti 5 months ago
Scary ...because it's to real..lol !! The Pharmaceutical companies have us where they want us and know it! Do you know how many people die each year from PRESCRIPTION DRUGS? It's now surpassing those that die from street drugs! Look at most all of these movies starts thats died in the past 5 years, Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy, Billy mayes, and the list goes on and on, EVERY SINGLE ONE I JUST LISTED and most ALL of the others had PRESCRIPTION PAINKILLERS IN THEIR SYSTEM!
mykidsdad36 8 months ago
@mykidsdad36
Well, they don't have me where they want me, but the cigarette and coffee companies do.
So far, the two has kept me free of anxiety for almost 25 years, no side effects......yet.
I've saved a bundle on perscription anti anxiety meds. lol
As far as pain goes, it's acetaminophen, aspirin, and lots and lots of vitamin C. It ain't instant relief, but when it finally kicks in I can go a week or two without the first two.
BrightStaroftheDawn 8 months ago
What a great video!!
We laugh like hell over here when one of those commercials come on. "You may not have those achy joints anymore, however you might sky rocket your glucose level,, cause a severe drop in blood pressure, nose bleeds, severe greening of extremities causing them to drop off....."
I don't know how it passes some people's common sense.
Oh, THIS video is getting fav'd!!
BrightStaroftheDawn 8 months ago
@BrightStaroftheDawn All the pro's to the drug are said at a normal pace all the cons said very quickly at the end, quicker than how it was done in this video, and I am thinking while watching these ad's, is all the side effects actually worth it? Makes me think all these drugs are we better off for it in the end? Progress yet all those side effects.
DiverforPort 8 months ago
BrightStaroftheDawn 8 months ago
@BrightStaroftheDawn Stop eating so much, LOL, you'd think those people too fat to walk around WalMart would have got that message already.
DiverforPort 8 months ago
@DiverforPort
Are you kidding?
I'm sure Wally World is on the payroll to get them that way, buzzing around on those carts scanning the cream puffs at the bakery section.
Overweighter: " I can't help it, I can't stop eating. I need one of those diet pills. Help me."
Me : " Gimme that freakin' box of Ding Dongs and shut up!!
Go take a walk!!"
Cured!!
BrightStaroftheDawn 8 months ago
this is The best Video about the drugs that i saw in my life
drshamast 11 months ago
It really does need more views so let's put it out there and promote
Maurintius 11 months ago
Only in the usa
RUSSIAN26KILLER 1 year ago
An epic way to describe those artificial drugs. XD
SesakaGenX 1 year ago
Looks like one person must have been the head of a pharmaceutical company :)
RoxanneDrew 1 year ago
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lolahavasuaz 1 year ago
You know you've taken too much xanax when you watch youtube for an hour without realisng your headphones are plugged into your ipod which is off.
Cakerolled 1 year ago 2
This is TOO funny! "If death occurs, discontinue use..."
ChocolateMyrrh 1 year ago
legalize LSD and i don't care if i'm sick
lowaces 1 year ago
only 4,000 views.... got to fix that this was AMAZING!
karriejerome06 1 year ago
This deserves so much more views!
such a great video, very authentic and informative
so true about what is happening now with the pharmaceutical and medical industry
they make everything sounds like some kind of diseases..
love this video!
jamieee923 1 year ago 8
@jamieee923 I just noticed that this same video was uploaded to youtube by katiedid90 on Feb 14, 2006 with the title "The drugs I need" and that video currently has over 112,000 views.
The same video was also uploaded to youtube by jmesser1 on Jul 17, 2007 and that video has over 31,000 views.
BrittLind1 10 months ago
I love this
TheUltimateReaper2 2 years ago 7
Nice and funny!
gensisyan 3 years ago 2
Excellent and very informative
theknuck 3 years ago 2