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  • Wow...Maddox couldn't look any less cool than I ever imagined

  • Goddamn, does anyone get the feeling that Maddox is projecting or something? 

  • the 1869 and the John D. Cockefeller rofl XD

  • old people are slow, gross and cranky. that ain't bullshit

  • @Lostzilla847 i know a lot of adults and teenangers that are the same :)

  • Those women put a condom on a banana every time they have sex and have never gotten pregnant. It must work!

  • Sport?

  • Can't believe they used Maddox as a point iof view! I don't think the guy takes his own shit serioously, so why did Penn and Teller? Ah, maybe it's not meant to be taken seriously!

  • @BudhagRizzo Penn & Teller don't take him seriously, most of the people they invite are just there to be made fun of, like Maddox.

  • I wanna be that guy @ 10:00 when i get old.

  • 1869 OMG i just died

  • The 20 year rule of thumb is true - people in the US tend to think of anyone who is one generation up as old, even if they are still very much in the prime of their lives. I'm in my fucking TWENTIES and high school kids think that's old, even though I look the same as I did when I was 17 when I'm 28 and am stronger, faster, and smarter than I was in high school. I don't even think 40's is old, yet if you talk to many dumb kids, they do-at 40 youcould still have 60 years of life left, twits.

  • Fucked up tags..

  • Old people DO suck at driving. They are getting old and the senses slow down with age, therefore Old people generally suck at driving.

  • @MrROTD Generalizing only proves your own ignorance. Senses slow down with age? Are you fucking retarded? Your vision MIGHT get worse, some people, SOME lose hearing, but the speed at which you receieve information never changes. A lot of people in their 20's, teens, 30's have shit vision and hearing as well and cant drive for shit - I deal with them every single day. Most accidents are caused by people under 40 - why the fuck do you think insurance rates are highest for young people?

  • Automatically respecting old people is stupid, most of them are idiots, why do you think things are so fucked up in the world? because even Old and "wise" people have no fucking clue how things actually work. Try explaining to an old guy why the Central Banking system is ripping us off since 1930 and they will tell you dumb shit like the government issues money. I respect old people, the ones who have half a brain.

  • Fuck yeah Maddox.

    

  • "i'm old and i drive race cars"......

  • hahaha, penn's wearing that hakama backwards

  • im a kid of the modern genration and i respect elders.

  • Huh.... I wonder if that's what he's really saying in the opening. I caught a bit, but either they're using really informal Japanese or that translation wasn't right XP

  • @eklera You haven't read the Bible have you? There is no place, NO PLACE that says sex is just for procreation. The Bible says sex is something to enjoy. There's more about enjoying it than making kids with it. WITHHOLDING sex is contrary to God's plan.

  • Bugs me that P&T didn't seem to realise Maddox is just about entertainment/trolling. He's akin to Colbert and Jon Stewart in that he plays a fictional character in the real world. What he says is completely exaggerated and over the top for the purpose of being funny and entertaining :p

  • Maddox is trollin.

  • @sweetsoad Correction. Trolling is Maddox.

  • HAHAHAHA hey there sonny lmaooo

  • I don't hate the old, but I do admit they often annoy me. But that's because I'm a dick and I need to work on that. I honestly don't think the old should be having sex. Sex is for procreation, anything else is contrary to God's plan. I know the Atheists who love P&T are gonna shit on me for that comment, but so be it. I also love P&T. They make a good point.

  • @eklera you should watch penn and teller: bible, fact or fiction

  • @eklera keep telling yourself that when your 75. I'm a Christian too, but we do have needs.

  • Orren Prosser reminds me exactly of Ernie Devlin from Harvey Birdman!!! HA HA HA ...fractured ass!

  • cunnimglus means eatin a chicks pussy.

    I wonder what eating out an old pussy tastes like? Depends I guess

    haha

  • I hope maddox dies until 500 so guys like him can treat him like shiet.

  • I agree with Penn. Hoarding does get me turned on...

    -shudders-

  • Maddox on Bullshit. Holy fuck!

  • If someone would ask me "what do you think about old people having sex?" I'd probably say "I believe they must be pretty good at it, because they have been doing it for so long"

  • wet bus seats?? lol

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  • the bullshit crew obviously didn't do much research on Maddox, any one who goes on the site knows this is just a personna he has created, he is a humorist, and a darn good one.

  • 3:12-Penn's Wife (Emily Zolten Jillette)

    3:25-Penn's Kids (Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette & Zolten Penn Jillette)

  • 13:20 This has got to be someone's fetish.

  • Maddox... Pathetic piece of shit.

  • Maddox = hitler... Atleat hes trying to be

  • Maddox is a satirist.

  • Pfft, I always knew old people didn't exist

  • I think this Maddox guy is bitter because he's still a virgin at 34. Maybe he should sell a couple of his star wars toys so he can afford a hooker. It sounds to me like he hates women for rejecting him and in return channels that anger onto old people because they are old and lame but are still getting way more ass than he ever will. what a fukn loser!

  • @breaktheton UTDINYSTFU

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  • haha...."We got a call from Kathy Ireland!...after we hung up on her, we talked to...."

  • I'm only 20 and I think all the young People they out in here need an ass whooping.

  • I love how the young guys were double dribbling during the basketball game and the old people weren't. lol

  • This episode is cool. It makes me realise that my life isnt over after I turn 70 lol. I'm 18 btw

  • My favourite position is cunni-linguistic.

  • Old people smell comes from their clothes and hair product, it isn't inherent in their body odour.

  • my grandpa's almost 83 and he's one of the best drivers i know

  • Fuck you, gramma

  • Great episode. But I am saddened. Maddox is a troll more than anything.

  • Who the fuck rips on old people for being "lazy"

  • @thorsday121 it's a joke. do you know who maddox is? they failed completely they could've researched his site for 5 seconds and understood this.

  • Teller is such a damn good physical comic.

    He would give Jim Carrey a run for his money

  • That maddox really looks like the stereotypical middle aged guy who's just afraid of getting old so badly that he starts to condemn those who are already old. He simply doesn't wanna see his future self since he can't deal with it. Just look at his hair lmao.

  • @damadman228 you seem like a person incapable of doing a minor research about an individual before posting bullshit about the person.

  • @ProfessorPoopy You seem like someone who has too much time on their hands, replying to ages old comments. In all seriousness though, if I was wrong to trust Penn & Teller's research team I regret it. I'll take a closer look at it.

  • @ProfessorPoopy Well I have changed my opinion. Sorry for being too lazy to question what I was told. Silly me.

  • hehe "young people are full of crap" funny i dont take offense in that with maddox representing us youngster wif his disrespectful crap.

  • p.s maddox is in character here

  • maddox :D

  • I'm gonna have sex till my hips can't even move without breaking. The youngins can kiss my ass.

  • I think the biggest mistake people do is take Maddox seriously. He'll never give you a serious answer even if you ask him nicely.

  • @CreepingChaos Yeah, I adore Maddox. And his offensive proclamations are part of his schtick.

  • damn Madax is a total douche

  • A lot of old people shouldn't drive, the problem is that the system does not eliminate bad drivers very well. Some Elderly people have vision and reaction time problems, the ones that do drive and have are about 30% and give the 70%(who are fit to drive) a bad rep.

  • fuck you grandma

  • Young or old, having you face in an armpit is gross D:

  • "I think old people should be shot into space..." Best line ever XD Fucking douche.

  • The teenage kid who interrupts the 30 year old woman reminds me of Randall from CLERKS.

  • Just love all these little wankers (both from the video and from the comments) whining about someone being old.

    You know? Why we shouldn't kick out babies as well? They yell and shit all over the place.

    Everybody gets old some day. You are NOT going suicidal when you go over 50. Why? Because then you are wise enough to understand that life isn't just looks. Just remember this video when you find yourself in the same position as the people you're insulting.

  • I love Penn and Teller and can honestly say I've learned a lot from these brilliant men. Unfortunately, I'm really disappointing in this episode. Old people are bad drivers. Their reaction and reflex and hand eye coordination is poor. Old sex is gross no matter how you try to change perception. And c'mon, do your research, Maddox is a character.

  • @daneshv1 About their sex life... IT IS THEIR OWN *UCKING BUSINESS. We have no right to say that ugly, fat or anybody don't have the right to have the same fun as we do. They want it? They can have it. If they drive dangerously then they should go to review their drivers licence. And if they pass then you don't have right to say that they shouldn't drive.

    You are going to be old some day and it's not like THEY have chosen the age they are.

  • @Waine999 you are missing my point. I never said that nobody can have sex. It is incorrect to put it on display and try to change the perception to younger people. One day when I'm old, kids are going to think it's gross to think of me having sex. It's just perception. It is their own business, yes, but not the public's business. As for driver's license... you do understand that aging is the process of slowly dying correct? Motor skills slow too. Know how many people a car can kill?

  • if penn was a commentator for the nba i might start watching it again.

  • there is such a huge divide among oldies, either they are the kick ass war vets, great story tellers, embodied wisdom, gentle souls with good intentions, or....the shitty rat old fucks that cant drive, hate youth, fart in public and call in noise complaints at 7:30pm cus they are in bed.

  • BullSHITudase! lol

  • Fuck You Grandma, XD

  • They are aware the Maddox is just a big troll, right?

  • truth is is that MOST old people smell bad, are slow, are bad drivers and dont have sex. they just found the few who are not like that. bad episode...

  • If you give me a choice I'd rather spend a day talking to an old man about their lives and history than someone my age about random shit from the day. You get serious words of wisdom from people that have been there and done that, and moreover it just feels good talking to someone that's grateful for your time over an ingrate like someone like Maddox.

    But hey, that's just my opinion. I also have respect for people too, so what the fuck do I know.

  • I saw Maddox' page once...and forgot qbout him...thought, it's not everything that I agree with.

  • Oh shit, that was maddox. What the fuck are you doing pushing your silly "watch me be a dick" bs on National TV?

  • Isn't that Che on the website O.o

    

  • "Old people should be shot into space." You just keep that in mind for when you get old bro.

  • I didn't know Maddox was so dickless.

  • "Fuck you, grandma."

  • I think the old person smell test was unfair, because part of their "smell" is the clothes they wear, their perfume/deoderant, etc. Not just their sweat.

  • Kids today. No fuckin respect

  • I never understood the thought process behind the idea that old people can't drive. Sure if they're going senile or blind yeah keep em' off the fucking road but seriously they've been doing since before most of our asses were even born, they've got a good idea of how it's done.

    How many times has your dumbfuck aunt/uncle/cousin/sibling or some shit crashed their car since you were born? How many times have your grandparents crashed their car before you were born? End of fuckin' story.

  • Holy fuck. Maddox. THAT'S Maddox. I pictured him as a serial rapist.

  • This proves Maddox is a virgin,plus he stopped being funny a long ass time ago.

  • Speaking from experience, older men are great lovers. Just saying.

  • @booteeny24 they've had a whole life time to hone their mac daddy skills lmafo

  • Maddox needs some pussy, booze, weed or fuck . . all three.

  • "What's your favourite type of foreplay?" "Sports?" "FOREPLAY!" I loved that part

  • Godzilla and Fish cakes bullshito...i like it :D

  • "Fuck you grandma."

  • Most people suck at driving. The bad ones just get worse as they age. The good ones don't. People are just idiots on the road! And don't give me that crap about women being worse drivers; men get in more accidents and their insurance is more expensive as a result!

  • They were really reaching for good topics at this point.

  • Somehow I doubt Maddox is serious. Could be the fact that he's considered the most famous troll on the internet, but I dunno.

  • @CvijaFaQ I agree.

  • People that calls old people bad drivers I would call BS on but I would say they got slower reaction capability if the situation do come up.

  • @Zscheesus Agreed. Respect is for the respectable, not because some was pushed out first. *golf clap for them*

  • Lots of older people are still pretty sharp mentally, its that the eyesight and reflexes become poorer with age, that's why driving can get to be more of a problem with age.

  • OMG, it's maddox

  • "I'm 87 years old. And I can still get it up. I just can't get it in."

  • i'll be 90 years old and still screw like a rabbit.

  • Maddox lolz!

  • LOL MADDOX!

  • I'm curious if they knew that Maddox is a character being played by the real guy whenever he is being "Maddox." When he's not "Maddox" he's a really nice guy. All of his complaining is always nuggets of truths told through his asshole character.

  • Old people are badass. Clint Eastwood is a good example. Besides its cool talking to them about the history they lived in when they where young. 

  • WTF is this maddox guy talking about old people sex lives. I doubt he's ever been laid!

  • I've seen a 63 year old gymnast on rings. Age is only a partial restriction, will has ALOT to do with it

  • 5:15 Old people having sex:

    Are you coming?

    No i think i am fucking dieing.

    Long live Robin Williams

  • "After they hung up on us, we got Moorpark Community College." XD

  • I went to Moorpark College for 2 years! Hot damn.

  • BULLSHITTUDAZ

  • The smell's not supposed to have anything to do with sweat.

  • Penn and Teller got trolled so hard by maddox.

  • I DONT REMEMBER! xD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • lol wet bus seats

  • If people take Maddox seriously, I do believe I've lost faith in humanity even more.

  • Penn is wearing his Hakama (pants) backwards! PRICELESS! <3

  • so THAT'S maddox? hahahahahahaha... oh man that's rich.

  • @spliefer I know, he's a whiney biatch

  • My grandpa was a crazy ass driver. But in his 82 years on earth he never once had a wreck.

  • That Hateful Che Guevara Dude Is Going To Die Old And Alone. What The Fuck Is Your Problem Dude?!

  • lol FUCK YOU GRANDMA i shit bricks laughing so hard

  • Well...

    they show an old racing driver ...

    you can probably just as likely find a nineteen-year-old with no reflexes, who creeps around 5 miles below the speed limit

    maybe less people would die, if everybody would drive like that, but it would be annoying as hell

  • bullshit

    

  • sport? FOREPLAYYYYY

  • Penn and Teller are fucking hilarious, "he's been racing for 51 years, the others finished in 49 minutes" xD

  • Unfortunately, one anecdotal example of a racecar driver does not override the fact that most people do drive slower as they age. It's directly related to deterioration of eyesight.

  • My grandma smells like swimsuits. :|

  • so there are alot of old people in my hometown, the retierment community has the highest STD rate of the town. Fucking gross. they need to learn to use protection.

  • @shinnerbeer omg for real? hang on, how wud u find out something like that?...

  • @CharmedFanCharlie the newspaper

  • Those old people get more action in one day than "Maddox" has in his whole life.

  • What the fuck, Maddox sounds like a faggot.

  • Holy fuck Madox, completely humorless nerc who tried far too damn hard.

  • TY PENN I CAN NOW SAY BULLSHIT IN JAPANESE BULLLSHITUDASE!

    

  • Its funny that people think old drivers are slow. Hey buddy, maybe its not hes going to slow, maybe its hes actually not going 20 over the speed limit.

  • "I'm old and I drive race cars". Hell yeah!

  • i'm prety sure penn and teller got trolled by maddox. or i hope he's trolling

  • Maybe they should do the reverse, the positive stereotypes of old people, like wisdom. Wisdom doesn't come from years. It comes from how those years are spent.

  • "I believe old people should be shot" you wont be saying that when your 55 you asshole

  • Take that shit back to retirement home, Motha fucka! LMAO!

  • LMAOOOO FUCK YOU GRANDMA

  • something about a dying jewish woman in her last 10 seconds to live talking about foreplay seriously turns me on

  • i am happy that this episode of for old people and not against them, these guys can do anything

  • maddox looks like the crazy guy from the Langoliers and god is he a troll

  • Oh jeez, I didn't think Maddox was still around... or that he seems to take himself seriously.

  • "And then there's this guy..."

  • I am a fan of the show but I have to say the testing and stats are based on false premises. Old people are smelly because they often suffer from incontinence and generally can harbor smells from their clothing. That's why they smell.

    Secondly, the problem with elderly drivers is that the law allows them to renew their licenses in some states via mail, which allows barely functional old people on the road endangering the lives of everyone. Mistakes like pressing the gas instead of the brake.

  • I used to read some of Maddox's posts and blog and if you do and never get to see what he looks like, you would expect that he is this perfect looking guy. LOL

    I never expected that he would sound so annoying and irritating and look so OLD. Ok, according to his rant somebody shoot him to outer space NOW!

  • The bloke at 03:18 is fuckin' hot.

  • Driving is reflexes and awareness. Two things you tend to LOSE when you age. Fortunately, old people are not stupid. That is why they tend to drive 10 mph UNDER the speed limit. It is because they know their chances at correctly reacting at, oh, say 35 mph, is slim to none. Hence why they drive with one foot on the brake and one on the gas.

    I find it funny that my age group needs alcohol and texting to compete with them in number of accidents caused.

  • Negativity about old people from the balding Maddox. Nice.

  • Are you fucking serious? Penn and Teller are "at war" with Maddox? This had better have been in good jest, otherwise Penn and Teller are the only ones full of bullshit, and should be nominated for the biggest unfunny idiots of the decade who can't detect sarcasm.

    It's probably the former.

  • lol at that old guy who thinks old people should be shot into space

  • Maddox sounds kinda like he has a sex life worse than older people.

  • @Daclunator Well, according to Sonny, old people probably have better sex than young people

  • What's happening? Two of my favorite things are in conflict - Maddox and Penn +Teller Bullshit!! WHICH ONE DO I SUPPORT?!?!

  • Man these people are mean to old people. I have two grandmothers and one grandfather and they are the most lovely people to talk to. There are wise and lived longer than us and they deserve respect. These people that talk shit about old people well they get what's coming to them. They'll get old and eat their own words.

  • ...And you jack off to it too......haha

  • that dick from the website forgets that every day that past he gets more old... my only problem with old people is while im driving...