guido beach new jersey

[BabyButtercup65]

i cant stand the spiked hair style o.o

[africandude1]

The dude at 2:10 is going through some major mid life crisis.

[malibar1]

kill it all with fire

[pragmatismnotidealis]

i am british, i lived in new jersey for over 6 months as part of a swap with my university, when i went it wasn't like this, most of the people i met were nice, i dunno who the fuck these idiots are!!

[CIAandACRclan724]

half are not like this other half is assholes

[MrCherubhair1]

New jersey men are pussies.

[adamtheclark]

its not Jerseys fault they suck. They make shows about stupid ass guidos with little man syndrome who for some reason get popular and end up representing the whole damn place. All you normal, hard working, educated people from Jersey, you have my sympathy. Everyone else, f*ck yourself

[ugonumber2]

this video is funny but none of this shit usually happens and i live hear my whole life

[TheDashDoll]

why the fuck are all of the girls from New Jersey so god damn ugly? Who the FUCK wears a beeper on their bathing suit?

[parkerwilliam18]

i actually live on the shore year round and its only tourists who are like this. its not our fault douchebags are attracted our beaches

[Fede45454]

In northern NJ it's mostly farms and woods. It's nothing like the coast.

[MrYuirat]

What's wrong with these people? When do they look in the mirror and realise that they are FUCKING RETARDED!

[JerzeeBlowzBallz]

For those who try to convince others NJ is nothing like this, people arent shitheads you must be on crack. I grew up in this DUMP, spent time @ the shore and can tell you this video is an accurate portrayal of the brain dead, juice head, out of control hair doo's, drop em if you got em, aint got a job, education or future morons who populate the state. NJ ranks #1 most corrupt state in the US, highest taxes, auto insurance, #1 in crime thanks to Trenton and everyone has a piss poor attitude.

[21navyseabee]

HE HAD TWO THREESOMES, BUT HE DIDNT MENTION IT WAS ALL GUYS

[iFlyAsFukk]

that awkward moment when i lived in jersey my whole life and i've never fucking seen anyone like this in my life.

[Chaiteaist]

@iFlyAsFukk Thats because they congregate at Seaside Heights, NJ

[leocm0]

Where is Kyley-B?

[mjpitche]

I lived in Jersey for the first half of my life and I don't remember people being like this. I thing South Jersey is ok and central Jersey in the farm area isn't bad. I never liked north Jersey. Never saw that meny slutty girls in Jersey. I guess they are all at the beach. I should have gone to the beach more!

[aylonfm]

its a jearsey thing....

[renster143]

@aylonfm jearsey????, must be a education thing

[TKC4150]

Come to South Jersey if you want to see a beach without a bunch of douchebags.

[bsm6776]

lol at the doosh with the leather vest

[Kingpin745]

this the first shit that comes up when i search new jersey

[infinity09x]

Just go to a Jersey salon shop

[JUANCHOPIPERONI]

good



[MrSimo552]

Jersey guido's have to be the most pathetic, faggy social group i've ever witnessed.

[RedMusicSinging]

Gun them down. I loved that south park episode.

[DaStampMASTA2]

FUCK NEW JERSEY

Fuck GUIDOS

[OmerasWoW]

lol @ that cupo guy - I'm going to breed a kid to become a bouncer. What a shitty father figure.

[musicalmelody818]

I'm from NJ. 90% of all the Italians look like guidos to me. Especially the females. Too many of them are overly tanned with oily black hair. I also hate the accent. Go ahead, tell me to "GTFO". LOL.

[SourPickles928]

These are the New Yorkers who come to our beanches and force this stereotype on us

[3choBlaster]

haha wtf is this auditions for Jersey Shore V2 ?

[littlec916]

@3choBlaster this video came out well before jersey shore was ever thought up

[Gunndar]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[takebackkean]

look the people are odd. but the fact is NJ is the best state in the union, it has the lowest green house gasses per person, highest pay per person or close to it depending on year, and has the most educated populace.

[Synochra]

My friend asked me why I made so much fun of New jersey...well tell me, what's my reason? xD

[Synochra]

@Synochra I'll show him that vid...

Sure douches are only small part of the jersey-population :P

stop hating so much ppl.

[dambigfoot]

Pennsylvania vs new jersey is like Russia vs Italy

[xlNowhereManlx]

People from New Jersey aren't really like this. People just like to exploit the guido stereotype. Having said that, I'd like to invite you all to watch my video, "X-Men: New Jersey" in which I exploit the guido stereotype.

/watch?v=5YHaAx8Za2U

[paramoretiltheend]

If you're from New Jersey search newsense no matter what,they're also from New Jersey.#SupportNJ#SupportNewse­nse

[Suckmydiction45]

I hate new jersey

[xXDeAdLyOmEnXx]

I hate living here V.V

[WVliberty]

fuck new jersey

[realtv1982]

these ppl are too funny

[stephens2007]

dam and my friend wants me to move from LA to jersey aha this makes me think twice aha is everyone in jersey like this?

[NinSegaSoft]

@stephens2007 No, not at all. The whole guido thing is a stereotype and people from New Jersey collectively aren't like this. The stupid thing is people judge New Jersey based off of the people from that show Jersey Shore when the people from Jersey Shore mostly aren't even from New Jersey. As for the South Park episode, that was meant to be satirical, it wasn't trying to endorse the belief that people from New Jersey are incompetent douche bags.

[stephens2007]

@NinSegaSoft alright cool yeah i was just wondering because my friend wants me to move to belmar and i was like dam i hope these guys aren't every where but hey thanks for the info

[AI2TSY]

@NinSegaSoft im from jersey and not everyone is like the people on the jersey shore, but there is a high concentration of douchebags here

[mirisegura]

@stephens2007 Sorry, dude, but I married a Jersey Italian boy. The first thing he did the summer after we started dating was take me to every beach at The Shore. So, yes, I've been there, partied there, and those are the people that populate the Shore for the most part. True, some are from Philly (Cape May beaches) and others from NYC (North beaches like Belmar), but there are plenty of Jerseans who are like this.

[mirisegura]

@stephens2007 My husband still takes 20 minutes to gel up his hair before we go out. He sprays himself with Axe body spray, puts tons of jewelry on, and flexes in front of the mirror before we go out. I love him dearly and love the whole NJ Italian thing (guess that's why I married him). But--I just wanted to make sure people know that the stereotype is at least partially true. People need to embrace it and find out how much fun it is!! Much better than plain vanilla!!

[NinSegaSoft]

@mirisegura That's why I said people from News Jersey aren't ->collectively<- like this. Sure, there are some people in NJ that actually are emulations of what you see in this video; but that's not the majority. This video is not a reflection of New Jerseans as a whole, that's the indisputable bottom line.

[Repo287]

@mirisegura Its one thing to embrace NJ's style and swagger.. It's another thing to go around acting or looking like a cafone. That's how the rest of us whose names end in vowels refer to these people. Cafone: A low class Italian-American whose crude actions, demeanor, and appearance evoke sentiments of disgust and repulsiveness.

[laffinglexi19]

@NinSegaSoft I'm from new jersey too and think this is funny. Don't get so defensive. There's always going to be people who make a bad name for any stereotype.

[NinSegaSoft]

@laffinglexi19 Of course the video has it's own comedic value and is funny. But I can say without being self-righteous that everything I stated roughly half a year ago in that comment above is true, collectively we aren't like the people in this video. I spend every summer at the New Jersey Shore and see very few people like this.

[RandomBEARWITHaHAT]

@stephens2007 no most people are not like this, new jersey is an awesome state.

[WHYUHATEIT]

Stereotypes fuck me!

[ajax9302]

Im mad one of these douches are from the same town. God i hate this fucking state

[Kretek]

I just saw South Park episode with Jersey peoples. Omfg. Its true.

[yowzephyr]

Don't be bad. Because if you're bad, when you die you're gonna go to New Jersey.

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

New Jersey is the United States' Junkyard. Full of disposed garbage and junk, along with that shitty MTV show, Jersey Shore as well.

[JamaicanBoy41]

@HypocriteSkeleton3 The fuckers in Jersey Shore are from New York and Jersey dumps there trash in New York

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

@JamaicanBoy41 Complete false.

[JamaicanBoy41]

@HypocriteSkeleton3 Nope Comple Truth. Most of these dumb fucks come from Staten Island for summer. not to mention these fuckers only stay near the beach. And real people from Jersey call it the beach not "the shore". ignorance is strong with you

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

@JamaicanBoy41 Right, well your surfer jerker rejected ass would know.

[JamaicanBoy41]

@HypocriteSkeleton not much intelligence with you is there?

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

@JamaicanBoy41 Whoa, I didn't know juiced up surfer punks knew the word "Intelligence" or can spell the word correctly. I'm impressed.

[JamaicanBoy41]

@HypocriteSkeleton3 actually i'm not juiced up i don't surf and i'm not a guido i'm a Jamaican-American.

[lessyoureal]

Staten Island, get your own beaches.

[mike96ification]

obviuosly intelligence is a privilege at the shore.



[mikecdc97]

you fucking new yorker, get the fuck out of new jersey, your low class guidos are fucking up our area, new yourkers are guidos, not people from new jersey.

[rindi94]

ja qiu ropt asaj goces ajo mo lale

[DjGa3tano]

Pedro your not a guido, cuz your a mexican. i hope you see this

[isobodari1]

south park was so right

[yowzephyr]

@isobodari1 What's the name of the episode? I'll watch out for it.

[Dreadonator]

@isobodari1 HAHAHAHA I live in switzerland, and i was wondering why southpark did this. than I found enough stuff like this video.. YEAH they ARE right. this is why i love south park! they are always right

[SuperioMan3432]

@Dreadonator They are always right.

[smokindaze1168]

you really dont see any guidos at all in jersey, unless you get near the beach and then you see this crap in the video

[smokindaze1168]

Jersey really isn't that bad, i mean sure we have city's like Trenton and Camden and you definitely dont want to be their at night, but the majority of the state isnt really that bad at all. it wasnt until the whole guido crap the our state got marked as one of the biggest shit hole staes in America

[oxytrebor]

Jersey is kinda like this 'xept they're more assholes here per square mile than anywhere else i've visited ... fuck you if you don't like my comment :)

[tomsega]

Wow.. so I've gathered from South Park and this that New Jersey is to New York what Essex is to London, where all the human trash somehow washes up

[NJDEVIL91923]

@tomsega The majority of the trash comes from NYC and Long Island. The majority of people from NJ especially those from those beach towns ARE NOT like that.

[IVosc0p3d]

lol everyone thinks that everybody in nj is like this. They're not even from nj they're just new yorkers that like migrated over here or something.

[Pararescue001]

from what i saw it seems like..drama, douchebags, hair gel, steroids, more drama, completely different species

[LibanonZh]

wtf craazyyy

[ripperduck]

That first chick Amy was fantastic UNTIL she started talking....

[tjcooney99]

this video sets us new jersians back 100 years

[Leon612]

This is a North Jersey thing. Us in South Jersey do not have too much genetic mutations.

[LOLyourmumLOL]

its a Jersey thing.....

[RoZmX17]

What has the world come to? People watch these idiots on TV.... seriously?

[TheSparkyG]

New Jersey: Most hair gel consumed in America.

[abzii98]

lmfao at the fight at the end

[Balian49]

I love how pretty much all the guys they interviewed are clearly going bald from all the shit they put in their hair. They will be ugly bald old men in their 30s and total failures

[Pararescue001]

@Balian49 they are already failures there from Jersey

[TetsuyaIT]

Il bello è che si stanno leggendo, ma non capiscono un cazzo. Non possono nemmeno capire se scrivo "steak-utzy". Ah ah.

[superawesomefilm]

so there are no high school in jersey? or are they all inbreed because they all look alike and retarded

[Americanpride312]

fuckin most ridiculous class of people in the world

[wweeks587]

what a fucking dork......why would you want your collar staright up like that????

[agaliareth78]

Potete anche fare dell'ironia sugli italo-americani, ma resta il fatto che culturalmente e come quoziente intellettivo voi americani siete nettamente inferiori agli italiani.

Un italiano che va a vivere negli Usa riesce a sopravvivere tranquillamente, mentre un americano che viene a vivere in Italia si trova arreso. L'ultima dimostrazione? Non siete neanche capaci di tradurre quello che ho scritto. Fanculo.

[TetsuyaIT]

@agaliareth78

Cazzo sei il mio idolo. Hai ragione da vendere.

E io in NJ ci sono stato per mesi, gli italiani dettano legge.

[agaliareth78]

@TetsuyaIT Dicono che questo programma è la dimostrazione che le italiane sono tutte facili e troie, ma intanto quelle che si fanno trombare anche nei buchi delle orecchie da The Situation, Pauly e Vinny al primo appuntamento sono americane.

Infine mi chiedo come fanno a dire che Snooki e la sua amica sono belle? Sono dei bidoni per l'immondizia, io non me le scoperei mai, fanno cacare.

[RandomBEARWITHaHAT]

wow NJ is nothing like this

[comestay1]

italians are better then this fucking new jersey nerds ;)!

[IceTeaEdwin]

"I can't stay faithful, I'm whoreable."

[elendiel000]

Can someone tell me what the ass I just watched? :o

[AtakanEfeIrak]

I love amy :D

[shvinkty]

Benny go home

[ghostyman666]

i love jersey one of the best states in jersey. LOL

[pacmanghostx]

I'm from New Jersey.

Actual New Jerseyans are nothing like this. Period. It's the New Yorkers who invade the Shore every summer.

[OutOfMyMindsHD]

Pedro is a tool lmao

[Tokkoking]

新澤西州是同性戀



[pyroboyification]

they have such an awful tan...

[TH7]

bin laden should of attacked new jersey not new york

[Superlax89]

@TH7

fuck you and die you S.O.B even if i wasnt from jersey thats a fucked comment

[Superlax89]

@TH7

fuck you and die you S.O.B even if i wasn't from jersey thats a fucked comment

[TH7]

@Superlax89 o sorry douchebag.

[mk741]

Jen = Ugly Mila Kunis.

[assasinman1112]

gawd i hate living in new jersey expecially near these jerk offs -_-

[TheOneAndOnlyMandee]

omg r u serious.. im from jersey and this is really stupid... i hate jersey shore now and btw "guido" island is seaside heights ... people these days.

[cutcopypasteboldnew]

SOUTH PARK!!!!

[patteripossu]

whats the song in the beginning? (:

[Tumtumlovesbeer]

oh my god its just like south park lmfao muff cabbage.

[mrabdielhernandez1]

This is only the shores of new jersey. North and mid-jersey is similarto philadelphia. Everyone in mid & north jersey are hate those people as well

[ShuffleMonkeh]

Jersey people make my eye twitch o.<

[TheOneAndOnlyMandee]

@ShuffleMonkeh im from jersey but i don't act like that.. not all jersey people are those idiots

[Klutzyduncan]

Funny video tho.... don't expect much else from "the dirt" (dirty Jersey).

[TheOneAndOnlyMandee]

@Klutzyduncan hey im from jersey and im not those scum bag guidos.. not all people from jersey are like that

[Klutzyduncan]

@memeteora1 agreed!!!! NASSSSSTTTTYYYY!!!!

[Axionwirez]

Feels my IQ dropping just watching this =[

[tom3999]

looks like a bunch of wanna be fonzie/douchbags

[lessiver]

If one day i could go to usa, i'll never go in New Jersey xD

[memeteora1]

there is really nothing attractive about a guy on steroids, over burnt in the tanning machine with greasy hair....gross.....

[SebastianNO2]

Its...Its just a Jersey thing..

[thepokerman23]

they are the reason America is hated.

[Mr2002MustangGT]

I bet half of those fuckheads are going to have hard ass livers by age 30.

[mudshovel289]

You know all those tough working class Italians Americans you see in movies like Rocky? They worked their asses off so their kids could have a better life. And these are their kids.

[tabutu1]

I never knew people like this existed. Never minds these morons being an embarassment to Italian Americans they are an embarassment to humanity in general.

[WhiteCocoFoxyLove]

hahahahahahah....WOW are they Dumb!

[adlereagle123]

HELP!!!

JERSEY SHORE ARE COMING TO MY HOME TOWN!

THESE JERSEY IMMIGRANTS ARE HORRIBLE!

WE NEED MORE ALLIES!

IRAN IS HELPING US BUT WE STILL NEED MORE HELP!

HURRY!

ONE OF THE DOUCHE BAGS ARE HUMPING MY LEG! HURRRRYYYYYY!

[Jbo1996]

LOL- I'm from Jersey and it's really full of guidos. Crazy shit. hahahahaha....

[ImDavidGurney]

Winston tastes good as a cigarette should.Like is not an adjective.

[sdl486]

ughhh i'm so embarrassed to be from nj

[Longlifeee]

5:54 cracked me up for 5 min xD ''she handle'd it with typical jersey class...''

[oROFLz]

wow why do the chicks fight mor then the guys lol!!

[lilneopuppy]

What did you expect at a place called Guido beach? I'm from NJ and if you would of went to a nicer beach you would not of seen this people. Notice how there is no children. Parents know not to let their kids near this scum.

[liverpool80000seater]

theyd grass their own grandma

[liverpool80000seater]

gotti is turning in his grave,r.i.p

[liverpool80000seater]

i am from england and this is a disgrace to new jersey,they dont represent new jersey,i will tell you what they represent,shit

[atomichead777]

actually, guidos are from new york

they came to jersey, made jersey look like a dumb fuck state

[nck8190]

classic hahahh. my buddy actually started up a site called ihatenj.com

it's.....interesting lol

[jethro035181]

young and downwardly mobile

[mojo77joe]

the east coast italians in general are a disgrace to italians world wide, im a second generation italian (not on east coast) and its ruining the good name of Italy...(just letting you know, when i said the general east coast italians, i meant people who are like jersey shore and they take pride of it or people who try switching old traditions into somthing different) I HATE IT

[Smoke1987jdalej]

1:10 ...22? More like than 28-30 plus.

[gix500]

so the east coast is where the italians went during immigration times

[soldierpaulkm]

ur a muff cabbage!!

[xFOVx]

its a jersey thing 

[GodKing804]

fucking dumb Italians are a Disease fucking up jersey

[Equinoxx1337]

newfaggots 

[cutie209ful]

OMG They Make Sluts And Pimps Look Gewd ! !

[Scum71succer]

Rofl basicly these ppl are stuck in bad 80-90's tv shows

[Numba1SouthParkFan]

New jersey people make southern california people loock not as stuck up. And So-Cals a much better place to live

[MrCasey606]

I'm not sure what's worse, these people or the fact some impressionable kid could watch this and decide they want to become like these people.

[mamaluigito]

I hate fucking polos, especially with the collar flapped up

[NITALIAN23]

LIKE....FAGS AND GAYS, EVERYONE FUKING EVERYONE. D-SCUSTING HERPIE HAVIN MOTHER FUKERS



[echelonexcursions]

retarded