Samuel L. Jackson Reads "Go The F*** To Sleep" on David Letterman

[NotAG4yName]

yea fuck your ads cuntlips

[thejacobjohnson]

snarf

[MegaJetJaguar]

Famous lines that would be better if Samuel L. Jackson had said them...

"I see Mutha F-ng dead people, Mutha F-er!"

"Mama always said life was like a box of Mutha F-ing chocolates. You never what what the F you're gonna get!"

"You're gonna need a bigger Mutha F-ing boat, Mutha F-er!"

"Here's looking at you, Mutha F-er!"

"Go ahead, make my Mutha F-ing day, Mutha F-er!"

"Soylent Green is Mutha F-ing people, Mutha F-er!"

[pennstate426]

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THIRSTY THATS BULLSHIT GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

[SnipesMcFinley]

If I turn it up to 720p and look real close, I can read the entire page uncensored when it's zoomed out...

[AustinCBreault]

is it wrong if i actually have a copy of this book?

[maisteri]

LOLOLOL SAMUEL L JACKSON SAID FUCK :DDDDDDDDD

[MrMeatBall100]

Star Trek App to my smartphone????? WHO CARES?!

[islandguy97]

ha! i saw this book at a japanes book store in little tokyo... hm.

[LordAteag]

Black Norris.

[AllAroundBang]

Imagine if Christopher Lee did this! XD

[ingiiiiiii]

Click dislike again, CLICK DISLIKE AGAIN, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, CLICK DISLIKE ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

[MsPeruser]

He probably got his daughter to do press-ups and suicides! (Samuel L Jackson as Coach Carter)

[righty121v2]

Samuel just did a commercial for my ad on here xD

[XGailoftheShaleX]

If Alan Rickman read this, my ears would implode from awesome.

[DrsJacksonn]

Everyone wants Samuel Jackson to say fuck and motherfucker all the time.

That's the only reason those assholes who creates 'Snakes on a plane' wanted him in the movie.

[filmkid20]

I want this book

[Smiggle0011]

@filmkid20 i have it :)

[filmkid20]

@Smiggle0011 Where did you get it from

[Smiggle0011]

@Smiggle0011 my mum bought it from her works book club. but im sure u could get a copy from ebay

[theAbeElement]

samuel l jackson was perfect to read this

[ixat00]

The word is FUCK.

[psychokitty93]

I wish Morgan Freeman would read this!

[smilingfuck]

I want to hear James Earl Jones read this next.

[sk8erboi744]

Who diliked this??? Why woyld anyone dislike this! It's exactly what i think when i put my lil sis to bed!!! It's hilarious how greatly it connects!

[THEsexpistols91]

would have been better if morgan freeman read this

[kryfex]

Heres a really funny Samuel Jackson video: /watch?v=VYly2DfkZ5k

Trust me, no bullshit xD

[granmanonymous]

Reading this book inspired me, a grandmother & writer to come up with a book, MY GRANDKID IS BRATTIER THAN YOURS, about my very feisty yet lovable granddaughter. Check it out here on Y.T. under granmanonymous

[marts1233]

FUCK ,FUCKING, MOTHERFUCKER

[broddersamse]

Samuel L. Jackson is a fucking badass. Even when not having the role of a badass.

[Eulises1983]

1:09

[Linkfreaawad]

thumbs up if u got meet the pyro as a recomendation...

[leelulove24]

@Friendly420Tokes yup love you too

[leelulove24]

@Friendly420Tokes love you too

[MissTeenageNothing]

@UnibloggerV Tacos?

[leelulove24]

@Friendly420Tokes i guess i am since i do like men shows how fucking retarted you are because im a female fucking loser you make me laugh

[SkyPointMedia]

@leelulove24

Im not supporting the other guy but faggot isnt a reference to someone who likes men but a slang term for "gay" in other words someone who likes a person of the same sex so your reply actually makes no sense at all.

:)

[leelulove24]

@SkyPointMedia another youtuber shit talking with know life sad

[leelulove24]

@Friendly420Tokes gtfo of where,where do i go

[leelulove24]

@Friendly420Tokes fuck you

[leelulove24]

Samuel L. Jackson is a fucking douchebag in person never stop him on the street and ask for a picture please motherfucker i feel sad for my friend that chased after his ass for a picture and he said no and also said if i have to take a picture with you i have to take a picture with everyone alse the funny thing about it is no1 was around and didnt know who the fuck he was and no i didnt want a picture of his corny ass it was my friend that was visiting from out off town and saw him.

[DoubleEdgedSword12]

@leelulove24 Lol he's Samuel Jackson what else did you think he would he answer with? hahahaha

[GenghisKhan44]

@UnibloggerV Is that an insult? Chuck Norris's chin-fist will smite you. >:-(

[Gibbo451]

I have that book!!!

[minerkak]

Wake up one more fucking time, I dare you, I double dare you, wake up one more time

[crunktownshepard]

Did anyone else see that MAzda commercial? It is the worst

[assassinscreed1503]

Why would they bleep the words if its late night when the show was aired

[GenghisKhan44]

@assassinscreed1503 It's public television.

[lilshane93]

6 (or however many future dislikes there are) people should go the fuck to sleep.

[double0nine009]

Go the fuck to sleep!

What Daddy?

English motherfucker do you speak it?

[jella11]

@double0nine009

wat

[code2high]

@double0nine009 LMAO!@

[MissTeenageNothing]

Move aside Chuck Norris :3

[shotcalla2]

ads everywhere....



[EdeLovesGerrard]

ROFLLL!!!!!

i frickin love Samuel L Jackson.

[spasmslap]

0:00

[eafanboyssuck]

screw cbs. Im not watching ur shitty ads. I mute them and write this instead.

[EXetoC]

@eafanboyssuck adblock plus

[huckledesackle]

@eafanboyssuck Hell yeah.

[lololozlolz]

@eafanboyssuck Quit complaining unless you want a subscription based YouTube.

[mjbab73]

@eafanboyssuck Install AdBlock...It's free.

[Aurielle02]

This is so freakin funny. I wanna read that book to my kids.......lol

[simpsonskkl]

TENNPENY

[crocodile2006]

The book title is already censored, why did CBS censor it more?

[GenghisKhan44]

@crocodile2006 If you look closely and carefully at the book, the U and C are printed in the moon.

[TheNadster2]

no acciendently refreshed, must rewatch add arghhhhh

[pythons721]

lol that the best story

[FatBlackFrancis]

I might pop by red lobster's for a 19$ meal. It's only on the other side of an ocean, in another country and most likely doesn't accept british pounds.

[amitchlive]

@FatBlackFrancis Exactly what I was thinking ;)

[timster788]

fucking ads need to stop

[elyricc]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[KeavahCaleb]

MACE WINDU

[ccwpackers1]

@RESPECTISCOOL Nope.

[BeAsTm0aD]

why did they censor F -Moon- K ....? lol

[HellsTouristAgency]

@BeAsTm0aD It is pretty stupid to censor it, but if you look closely, the word Fuck is actually printed in full across the moon. The U and C are just really hard to see in front of it, but they are there.

[WookieRebellion501]

Who saw that Red Lobster ad? Man, under 20 dollars? I'm go there right now!

[jella11]

@WookieRebellion501

Now there's ads in the comments as well, huh..

For the people who got Adblock. Ain't nowhere to run now.

[ccwpackers1]

5 people need to go the fuck to sleep.

[RESPECTISCOOL]

@ccwpackers1 Fishing for likes>?

[Cyclona89]

I love this!!!

[AngelOfDeath266]

Wish I had this when I use to babysit.

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!!

[NatePredmoreMusic]

I love how at 01:17 the censor bars are gone. Go television failure.

[guinfred]

@NatePredmoreMusic play this at 720p fullscreen, those words are visible!

[orwellianson]

Samuel L. Jackson is a visual and aural orgasm...personified.

[divineoblivion1]

1:00 is the best part

[RightWingAviator]

FUCK MICROSOFT!!

[janenearmstrong]

I LOVE HOW HE SAYS ' I know you're not thirsty that's bullshit. Stop lyin' '

[queenellis2004]

@janenearmstrong Classic parent thought right there....lol

[wehlo94]

FUCK GEICO

[Jkcnumba3]

IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFKN KIDS NOT GOING TO MOTHERFKN SLEEP!

[mrchuckmorris]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish who won't go the f*** to sleep."

"Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double-dare you to go the f*** to sleep."

"I'm tired of these muthaf***ing snakes on this muthaf***ing plane not going the f*** to sleep!"

[TheGleeVids]

@mrchuckmorris yeah. its okay.. we saw the video we dont need your little re-plays (:

[mrchuckmorris]

@TheGleeVids Seeing as those *aren't* from the video, I fail to see your point...?

[Redspy27]

Censorship is so FUCKED up. Sam, come to Holland and read that shit out loud, where you can say all words on television!

[Mraloneandsad]

DON MAKE RUN MOHTAFUCKA GO TO SLEEP ahahah

[Mheavyguns]

fuck ads

[ChivasBarcelonaMex]

@Mheavyguns get an adblocker

[000caretaker]

Bring back Noni Hazelhurst ... What is wrong with YouTube ??? Get real !!!

[CommanderTipsy]

Noni Hazelhurst does a better job.

[Bass5el]

@CommanderTipsy But now YouTube have taken it down, noone will ever know...

[VickiPS1]

@CommanderTipsy Yes, she does -- except Noni's version has been REMOVED for supposedly "depicting harmful activities"!! Seems if a black American male reads the book on US TV it's cool, but a white Australian female reading the same book is dangerous. YouTube really is screwed.

[archaicmukashi]

@VickiPS1 Not saying I agree with the censorship, but keep in mind that said white Australian female is Noni Hazlehurst, one of (if not actually) the longest running presenters of Australian children's TV program Play School. Easy to see why some people would over-react to that.

[VickiPS1]

@archaicmukashi Sure, I can see why someone who is perhaps naive, or just rilly rilly stupid, could fail to click that they were listening to a satirical book meant for parents, and squawk to YouTube. What I object to is the mindless kneejerk response from YouTube's censors. Clearly there was no exercise of judgement involved.

[MINDxWORM]

I fall asleep to this every night.

[TheBagelbiteman]

hes black

[PlXAL]

@TheBagelbiteman no shit ?

[MyPheenix]

I <3 Sam Jackson!!! He is THE BEST

[Sweetmarehair]

I bought this book after I heard him do the audio read about a month ago. I have every intention of giving it to my own children when they have their children.

[angrysheepknowsbest]

i have to buy it...i have to buy it...i have to buy it...@_@

[flatcoke123]

did the ad not even start for anyone else or is that just me?

[LumosCreations]

Other people with potentially awesome renditions of this:

James Earl Jones

Christopher Walken

[ultraepicman]

@LumosCreations Morgan Freeman

[littlebaboo]

moviecritic6 you need to stop tweaking. Seriously.

[littlebaboo]

This isn't a children's book. It's intended for adults. You can get it on amazon.

[Pirogo3thable]

The couldn't pick a better person to read this book. Only "English mother****, do you speak it??" SLJ fits ;D

[TheEnseo]

I find this Very funny and people need to stop taking shit seriously its a fucking joke people and samuel l jackson can amek anyhting badass

[PoliticsStudent]

Which one is it?

It's the one that says bad mutha fucka.

[moviecritic6]

@TomSawyerSpongeRay Well stop complaining and do something about it. Don't be part of the problem, be part of the solution.

[ocramnodroc]

Your not the biggest bird in the sky

[faxtory81]

2 people need to go the FUCK to sleep.

[idandfriends]

i refreshed until i got a short advertisement.

[JoeSuuP]

It's not a child's book. It says on the book, not for children. It is the way most parents think when their kids will not settle down for the night. Samuel L Jackson, perfect for the narration of this hysterical piece of writing.

[PhilipCanto]

I WANT THIS BOOK

NOW

[marcojp94]

@TheGnomelandSecurity Samuel L. Jackson and racism just don't get along. Ever seen Lakeview Terrace?

[123snak]

when i get a kid i have got to read him this ..its the best book in the world teaches the basics of life and death

[CartoonAddict2]

I demand a book on tape of Go The Fuck To Sleep narrated by Samuel L. Jackson!

[AbominableK]

@CartoonAddict2 There is one at Audible.com

[Nanaman12345]

@CartoonAddict2 Then you're in for some good ass news!

[Cornholio1776]

nigga pls lol

[ebainrn]

OMG.....this is hilarious!!!!!!

[mooveegurl]

I never understood giving a kid a drink of water before they go to bed or compromising. Go to sleep!

[Jeff2Walrus]

What's up with the advertisement.

[dannysoya]

LMFAO. it's time get back on the kiddies story books again.

[LegotoystoryAnimator]

Hell no you cant get a drink. LOL

[shanwrit]

I need that for my nephew RIGHT now.

[ms40ls]

hilarious!



[epicalice]

Only Samuel L Jackson can read a children's book and make it sound badass.

[scanman1977]

@epicalice This ISN'T a children's book.

[FetaCheese222]

@epicalice All things considered, this a pretty badass picture book.

[motherofabrood]

@epicalice Christopher Walken does a good job with "3 little pigs."

[TheGnomelandSecurity]

i'am really surprised there isn't a racist comment

[Ninvus2]

@TheGnomelandSecurity NOBODY makes racist comments about Samuel L Jackson. It just doesn't happen.

[BogusMannDR]

This is probably, or maybe the funniest thing Ive seen in the last 2 minutes.

[mohamz]

I have just pass out.

[Deadmansparty2002]

This is awesome, I've heard the entire thing. :)