Archer Engrish

[MultiBADbat]

Cool...**

[father042]

I thought it was Knives from Trigun

[cellphonelightsaber]

His Reality Marble is only as powerful as it is when evoked in Engrish.

[iaren0good]

I personally like archer's English. I probably would like it less if it were any different :s 

[HelloKwak]

At least his Engrish makes sense. :3

[gizmohollow]

I've seen worse engrish. Look up "kaji's cool engrish".

[roktopus]

What, did Tommy Wiseau voice this?

[DaisyExodus]

I can see what they're trying to do here. Some of it does sound slightly poetic - it just needs to be tweaked here and there to make it sound less awkward. Plus, the voice actor seems to be doing a pretty good job... But yeah, some of the other things said need more tweaking than the others.

[TBomb15]

I am the port of my cheats.

Emulation is my body, and game-shark is my blood.

I have used over a 1000 codes.

Unknown to death;

but known to infinite lives!

Have withstood pain to input many codes.

Yet, those hands will never unlock anything.

So as I pray,

Unlimited CODE works!

[TheAbridgedGamer]

He has a good voice,

He may not pronounce it right.

But damn, the voice is awesome, so who cares :D

[celticwolfspirit735]

this looks good! what anime is this?

[Dinmhor]

@celticwolfspirit735 Fate / Stay Night

[lishakara]

The English itself isn't too bad it's just that Japanese accents sound really weird in English. But the grammar was mostly intact. \o/

[AnimeRoxorz13]

I have created over a thousan blaze

[globox123456789]

Holy Shit, I wouldn't call that engrish.

[Chennaigirl123]

LOLOLOL!! I was so used to seeing the UBW chant in regular english (dub) and there it was like, "wow..." here it's hilarious!

[AnimePIMP1]

press 1 for Steel is mah bodeh;;;;

most epic thing he said

[smokeymcpinchback]

It's not terrible English, just hilariously overdone.

[dog2man1994]

I Came.

[Herodriver]

I have KRE-ated over a saucend blaze

[LironScatterGun]

Archer is awesome.

[StarKnightZ]

Man this is better than wut chaves speak so....

[bsnxenogear]

This is probably the most badass engrish (if you can still call it that) I have ever heard.

[Grethmii]

unknown to deaf, indeed engrish words is unknown to deaf.

(unless it is written down)

[bloodredmoon1993]

i like his english better than Mr. K

no offense

[FRYKYMEN2]

derp

[XlunareonX]

Unlimited Blade Wooks.

[HaloLvl43Legit]

I actually love this guys english voice, even though some pronunciation is off it's so dark and fluent, I can easily oversees that fact, most japanaese V/A's try too hard to get the english words right one at a time instead of going for fluency and that's why it sounds so horrid.

[carniver]

As evident from the effects of the spell, his Engrish "works"

[yaoi1yummy]

he sure does talk about himslef alot

[VitaNuovaRevolution]

Hey, this is pretty good. Some of them you can't understand at all. He got a few accents wrong and dropped a syllable here or there, but he's better than a certain Californian governator.

[SparkServant]

This should be called "Archer, in 48 seconds".

[MrTouchShriek]

Better than the entirety of the New Jersey Shore. And I'm not just talking about the f'ing TV show either. The people there are all fucking incoherent.

[Naproxenum]

every character in this animu is more interesting than mine character.....

[batosai370]

He sounds like that Russian "rapper" Speak, and looks like Dante and Vash's long lost brother.

[TheYellowScreen]

For Engrish, his acting is pretty good. He sounds like Schwarzeneggar and Americans seem to like that. XD

[SuperWing0]

this good engrish best jappanes engrish ever

[LostHalfBreed]

I can't hear anything wrong with his English...

I've grown up around Engrish, so that might be the reason.

[SSJKamina]

Someday Archer and Date Masamune will cross paths. The engrish concieved from that conversation will destroy the universe.

[GiyomuKun]

Arucharu no Engrish

[smukase]

dramatic shoit! rofl

[MissTokkaLover]

Quite epic, actually. Yet Hilarious, somehow.

[iggyziggypop]

I YAM DA BOWN OF MAH SOWD. STEEW IS MAH BOWDEH AND FIYA IS MAH BLUHT. I HAFF CREAYTUD OVEH A THOWSAH BRAZE. UNNOHN TO DESS. NAH NOHN TO LAYYUF. HAFF WISSTOOD PAYAN TO CREADE MONY WHEAPOHZ. YET DOD HANS WILL NEBBAH ANATHUNG. SO, ASS I PRAYH UNRIMETUD BRADE WUKS-

[MrReskilled]

@iggyziggypop don't make fun of archer's Japanese actor his chant is 10x better than the American actor who did archer's chant. The Americans made it sound less badass so i like this version better

[iggyziggypop]

@MrReskilled i tease lovingly. also, the americans did ruin his chant :(

[MangoMongoose]

Engrish? More like EnGARish.

[captainkayleeinc]

This is probably the best Engrish I've ever heard...

[eatkeniii]

@captainkayleeinc Agreed

[superturn]

Hmmm,i guess its not so good in the anime...Play Fate Unlimited Code for PS2

Archer has a way better engrish there ;D

[eatkeniii]

@superturn same Voice Actor same Chant

[superturn]

@eatkeniii I see,thanks...

[eatkeniii]

@superturn no prob. I have the Actual Game Teh GAme is TEN TIMES BETTER!

[Mokumokuren13]

This is so far the best engrish I've ever heard. Kudos to the voice actor. It's still engrish though.

[Damiatic]

Damn, if this isn't a dub, then I have to say that the Engrish is mighty fine! 8D

...But then again, my standards are pretty low as an Asian myself. D8

[OMGzCookiez]

i halv creayded

[Iamlaughingman]

despite the engrish, he does say it in a voice that is pretty bad ass.

[RonaSakura]

Actully... this is the best Engrish I've heard so far! :D

[rent8907]

@RonaSakura

ditto

[shadelord759]

due this isnt even dub this is in the jap version so i think he did a good job

[BloodPlusPwn]

It's fine with me, considering the anime is fucking incredible lol

[pepperpose]

They just didn't even try with the lips

[Darkrose40]

I could masterbate to this shit...

[Ebb1993isimmortal]

Hey, why do I hear people b*tching about the English dub AGAIN?

[Jupiterx5]

Thats actually the best Engrish I've heard yet!

[Wooper134]

It was all very epic, until the very last line xD

[poonjoo]

A THOUSAND BLAZE? daaaaaaayum

[FrumpyShakes]

I could care less how the accent is. It's funny because the monologues are straight up redonkulous.

[RikuXSoraFangirl]

That voice is actually really hot.

[babybluemusic425]

which episode is this from

[HerEyesWereWild]

...He has a boner in his sword? Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist. :P

[UsaUsachanxX]

only Archer could make engrish sound so sexy

[Maxi93]

I am the bone of mai sould

Steel is mai body and faieh is my blooD

I haff creATED over a thouthan blase

Unknown to death nor known to life

Haff withstood pain to create.... many weapons

Yet thoth hands will never hold anything

So, as I pray

Unlimited..... BLADE WORKS!

Yeah, best engrish I've heard in an anime anyway.

And that was wayyyyy back in the day (F/SN forever!)

[Aellostrike]

@Maxi93 which would you rather hear? a cultured-tongue english w/ distinctive accents, or an almost perfectly-spoken language w/ some mispronunciations?

[Maxi93]

@Aellostrike I have nothing against the mispronounciations actually, I'm not really a native to begin with. I despise the actual dub changes done to it, and the engrish grows on you after a while, so yeah. XD

But seriously, the English dub butchered the whole thing.... DX

[Ebb1993isimmortal]

@Maxi93 Like heck it did!

[Charlescomm1]

When will the Japanese learn not to speak English?

[UsaUsachanxX]

when americans learn to stop speaking japanese

XD

[Fargo622]

This sounds so awesome, even when spoken in Engrish.

[earthspell]

he's got good engrish

[monkeymac3]

PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED

[XellosNi]

AND HERE IS PROOF!

*selects "Unlimited Blade Works" evidence*

[earthspell]

that is so true

[grwnnsexy08]

.... I think I just fell in love

[lifeinminor]

compared to attempts in other shows, not really so terrible

[517342]

It sounds like "I am the bone of my soul."

I am impressed, sounds like he knows how to enunciate an 'L'. Sounds almost like normal english.

Anyway, Archer is badass and I am gar for him.

[Sefearion]

Not sure why people keep poking fun at every little error, I think the voice actor did a pretty solid job.

Try repeating a line which he says in Japanese and chances are it will be one hell of a tongue twister because we're simply not accustomed to it.

One thing I've noticed though it's always the "D's" at the end of a word that this voice actor found hard to pronounce.

Archer ftw :)

[marinalightyears]

heh.. He sounded pretty bad ass, even if it was was alittle high on the accent.

I don't even know this anime, and I might now have to look it up. =3

[redeyes99]

haha. I wish I could speak engrish :)

[Idiotska]

I have cre-ayti over a thousand blays

[caroowns]

...This made my day.xD

[Grax638]

I am the bone of my soda

Still is my body and a fall is in my butt

I hafta "ate" over a thousand blades (NOT that kind of blades, you perverts)

Unknown to Ted

Nor known to Ike

Have a butt pain to create many whatnot

Yet your hands will never hold any d**k

So, as you're gay

A dim-witted gay w**ks

[Grax638]

0:00 - 0:05 I am the bone of my soda.

[nemesis12345678910]

bad-ass archer

[ShippoIsCute18]

:D I'll give this voice actor props! :)

One of the best engrish I have herd! He struggled a bit, but overall did a great job.

[EltBerserker]

his english is better than most japanese voice actors

[zeromk5]

For someone who doesn't usually speak English, this was actually done very well.

If you want to see BAD engrish, check out the cantonese dub. Compared to that, this video is nothing.

[SparkServant]

@zeromk5

But wasn't the one who chanted.. the voice actor of Illidan Stormrage?

[Chennaigirl123]

@zeromk5 Can you give me the link? I want to see that!

[neworleanslady2009]

He sounds good.

He sound better then Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[XellosNi]

RIN TOHSAKA!!! GET IN DA CHOPPA!!!!

[oegelaaboegela]

@neworleanslady2009 aaarggh aarggghh

steel is my body aaaruughhh and fire is my bloodd aaurrghhhhh

is how arnold version would sound

[bokunobaka]

he looks kind of like a short haired vash (trigun) and his English is pretty good i have heard much worse. hina and mayu from ai yori aoshi have some funny Engrish

[rotomRASENGAN]

is there any english version on youtube. i heard gaara's dub voice actor is archer

[anon4234]

He did pretty good. But you can tell he struggled a little bit.

[WIISHTFAUU]

I'll admit I know nothing about this series, but...

this guy looks EXACTLY like Knives from Trigun in Vash's outfit.

[naoko100]

Hey, that was pretty good :D Probably one of the best english i've heard in anime. Not even engrish :)

[setoman1]

agreed

[lonoav]

he still cool as hell odd pair of words there

[desperado9009]

its not really that bad

[liukolun]

he's English is like one of the best in anime XD.

[Shikamaru1438]

no, he actually gets Blade right. Listen for the L.

[TheRanglong]

Pretty good actually except the lisp when he's speaking english.

[CoyoteFae]

His tone and pronouciation are better than most english speaking japanese in anime. The scenes and mood really set you up for how he tries to speak it.

[BlackSkullRacer613]

Stare es meh buddy, and fire is my blut.

[thbs35]

unuwimted bwaid wakz!

[sasgay]

eyee am dah bone ob mai sod

[Lynsiel]

Suwabe Junichi's (Archer's VA) is pretty good but what makes me laugh is all the comments posted here.

ROFL *continues laughing*

[MrEd92]

This is some of the best English I've heard from a Japanese voice actor. The "bwade" is pretty blatant, and there are some awkward parts, but compared to some of the other anime engrish, he sounds like a Shakespearean thespian.

[Sefearion]

Aye spot on.

[TentacleSex]

this is pretty good pronounciation for engrish actually. i've seen much worse.

now, if we could do something about the actual engrish LINES....

[alHalwima]

Sounds vaguely like ATHF's Carl.

[raidramon5]

This is among the best Engrish I've heard. Solely because it's just such an awesome scene. I remember hearing about a Hentai Doujin where he says "I am the bone of my pants!"

[huskycommander]

i have created overathousan braze!!!

[theclownbaby]

So, as I pray, Unrimited Braid Workusu!

[himeko009]

hey for engrish that actually made (some) sense '_'

[thaboss32]

its over 1000!!!!!!!

[DoodlezNStuff]

*serious face* Steew is ma bodee, and fiwa is ma blut!

[rosettast0ned]

I am the bone to my Sword! LMAO

[imp4ever]

...did he mean bane? XP although I guess it makes sense with the swords in the body thingy for when he gets hurt and whatnot...oh wait, did that ever actually happen to archer? well, it should be possible...whatever...his engrish rocks all the same

[RanmaHikari]

"I am the bone of my sword" is symbolic. He didn't mean bane.

Just like "Steel is my body and fire is my blood."

His chant is actually a poem about his life.

[imp4ever]

yeah I figured, it's just the particular wording is rather awkward XD

[Takanashiv2]

This is the best work of Engrish.

[managrey]

it's not his engrish but those damn cheesy lines

[Maverick2736]

"I have create... overafousand blays!"

[AshThePhantom]

Dude, just reading that made me burst into laughter! XDD

[damr1990]

mhmmm..... why i'm thinking in

"i have created... OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND blades"

[larharlx]

Reminds me of Elmer Fudd...Creepy

[ValugaTheLord]

Unlimited Blade, Works!!!

i never knew it would but it does :O

[Wyrvvn]

Accent is ace but hard sounds are too short and soft to be legitimately called perfect english. His worst are his Ds and Ss. Makes him sound ridiculous.

All in all, I lol'd.

[XellosNi]

Oh I wish I were a bird.

[HentaiNoKamiSama92]

SHIT YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME

[eidius1989]

at least someone passed their English classes

[runindry]

His engrish is epic

[FireEmblemMaster]

Actually, I think that this guy has pretty good English. I could probably understand him without the subtitles, so... I think he speaks pretty good English.

[t0d51]

fan-fucking-tastic

[ziberteck]

that's not bad compared to a lot I've heard.

[lulzbot]

I am the bane of my English teacher,

Goo is my brain and lead is my tongue,

I have created over a thousand words,

Unknown to dictionaries,

Nor known to native English speakers,

Have forgone syntax to create many sentences,

Yet, those words will never mean anything,

So, as I pray,

Unlimited Engrish!

Hao aa yuu? Fain, sankyuu.

[RaventailBlacktalon]

LMAO! Seriously, i laughed REALLY hard reading your comment ;D ftw!

aai ahmuh guudo, sankyuu.

[pronetocrash2]

LMFAO!

[Sefearion]

Ladies a gents this guy just won the fucking internets.

[xankrigor]

@lulzbot thumbs up for you dear brother xD

[mandowarrior123]

@lulzbot ohh my gahhh!

[vampluver101]

@lulzbot dude, SubtleSensations reads your comment everyday!! XD It's EPIC!!!

[25com36per]

Yeah ENGRISH but still FUCKING EPIC!!!

[suushee]

LOL!

[lllDevilbytheDeedlll]

So is a pray... unWIMITED BLADE WOOKS!!!

Fan 'friggin' tastic!

[HisakiNami]

Lol. XD

[kim0mandelli]

I am da bone of mah sould.

S-tall is mah body and fiah is mah blood.

I have kree-ate overa sound and blaze.

[kaihedgie]

The way it came out almost sounded like he was bein' erotic XD

[breakless1]

haaaaaa!!!1 i thought i was the only one who thought that?!

[Mindlessfanx]

WTFH XD

[Wandaba14]

What is the song that is playing.

I can't get it out of my head.

[Nitile]

oh wow...epic engrish XD

[SkyGrinder2007]

That's some damn good English! Almost proper american!

[Vaktuu]

ARCHER IS GUNTHER!!

[ZDST]

I am the bone of mah swowd.

Stwew is mah bodeh, and fiwe is mah bwood.

[AshThePhantom]

Rofl! That's how I spell it! XD

[kim0mandelli]

God, I was laughing from five minutes without stopping. Almost sufocated myself...

Tears are flowing... never laughed so much before!

[mcBdawg]

EPIC

[inferneko]

Cool char, bad english ._.

[itselguapo]

I have created over a thousan blases!!

[AshThePhantom]

That's my favorite one! XD

[naruhina2124]

Lol! the engrish wasn't too bad, but he was being so intense while saying his engrish that it cracked me up! XD

[ryushonen]

-.-

...

Ughhh....

[akba666]

this is elementary engrish

you can easily understand what he says

[LawlietRyuuzaki7]

he sounds like a three yr old XD

[doseiaisha]

so does he have to say a morbid english sentence just to make his swords appear?

what a pain lol