HOW TO PISS IN PUBLIC (director's cut)

[MasterHODRahl]

The best video ever!

[2291chainsaw]

Thumbs up if your penis is bigger than his.

[TheGenesisThing]

Thumbs up if this made you need the toilet

[JGurvit9]

This guy looks like Daniel Baldwin

[1234567898765432hi]

dafuq did i just watch?

[epohnopulse]

I've done the walk and piss in the city of Philadelphia.

[BUXIK1]

OMPG - oh my pissing god :D

[SuperKEYthe]

My old man invented the "windshield wiper piss". Basically get outta the car and stand by the front end and "check" the wipers. All the while you're pissing between the tire and the wheel well. Works like a charm.

[IWaterfallz]

1:44 his penis... -.-

[TheNinjaPenguins22]

"Oh yeah, your car is great. I have had two...they last forever."

[jbchichoko5]

:lool:

[Gastromaniacle]

On the subject of urinary arrogance, I damn near pissed myself almost twice while watching this. I gotta find this guy and get him paid so we can all see more of him.

[maimingbetty]

2:34 and zoop.

[springbreak203]

MAKE ONE FOR THE LADIES

[HowdyMcGee]

That's right guys. Urine control of your own destiny!

[SuperTeenSpaz]

Kevin just got shot, ohwell id rather watching public pissing rather than giving a fuck

[kelvinkim98]

1:42 Penis shot >.<

[n0t0r10uZ]

if you know this guy tell his wife

[Lazerlord]

Beware Urinary Arrogance!

[killzone10]

"a few drop in the undies obviously."

Obviously...

[wilthomid]

i just know i'd make the cup overflow and not stop, resulting in a waterfall of....lemonade

[NAFganistan]

i am trying  this

[4evaramos]

PENIS!! 1:20

[eerereps]

any1 else saw it at 1:44?

[HyperSugarKid]

That's so weird, i had a dream last night about me pissing into a cabinet at the middle of the night for no reason...

[Stefsupersaiyan]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[mymyjc]

you are one of the few guys that look good with a mustache..... sexy thing

[sladunkaAa]

oh america, disapointing me in visiting you one step at a time :D

[foreverabro]

Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what!

I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk

Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock

And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!

You other MCs can't handle this shit!

You’re just a little bitch afraid to pee in public

You run into a toilet every time you have to piss

Yo fuck that shit - I just whip out my dick!

[Ashatokka]

alright so what about girls?

[xxx556896]

1:52 medium size then 1:57 small size??

[GrizzlyFist]

The diaper part was hilarious..

[iLepantoeHD]

Id rather use public toilets than wrapping duckt tape all over me every night

[ImTheBlackJesus]

Ew, I saw his fucking cock.

[Pencilskickass]

Make one for girls. I challenge you!

[FifthElementBKK]

what a BOSS!



[PelaoyFamoso]

cups used in the beginning are not the same size

[YavorKaludov]

urine control of your own destiny 

[2point0anonymous]

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[V1R3KEIR]

i only trust him because of his handlebar moustache

[DamnDogable]

If I ever see someone yelling down their phone I will know they are pissing.

[cuculito1]

"urine control of your own destiny"

[XantifunX]

fuk its all over mah stuff

[TheEvilMuffinZ]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[Canadan20]

urine control of your own destiny...

[23house23]

This is fucking stupid

[HEYYitsMEyou]

you have some serious ink on your back bro

[FlyStar654]

At 2:57 you can totally see the piss pool edging closer towards him :P

[Marrosi21]

I don't know why I watched the whole thing.... i'm a girl.

[latinababy11]

Why am I watching this?? I'm a girl... :(

[TheHacKeRsLiM]

Now I just need to know how to poop in public.

[3yjxy16]

Hillarious

[stevenstudios1]

6:23 i saw ur dick lol

[Katsprky]

@stevenstudios1 Pervert!!!!

[sunsetstrike]

Or you could find a washroom...

[RadioactiveLegos]

URINE control of your own destiny?

7:00

[aqusel]

awkward part.. awkward part.. awkward part... putting it back..

[IrishFlame1]

Was this made specifically for the protesters of "Occupy Wall Street"?

[WonderlessAlice]

do one for girls

[towardstheshadows]

this just made me have to piss

[sk8THC]

And I have the moustache as well!

[sk8THC]

Dude... I'm Mexican n that shit is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel ghetto even 4 me !!

[GeneralJoe115]

walk and talk made me piss!

[creepercraft100]

D8

[Skinadious]

this is genius 

[LiaBSakura]

hmm.. what about for girl, huh?

[LiaBSakura]

omg I saw it. WAs I supposed to see it?

[ben9345]

That florescent piss looked fucking radioactive...

[pighugo]

upward or downward is better?

[baldchicken11]

Lmfao that was great

[hornmonk3zit]

at 1:42 you see his shomlomdoobily

[RevelationB]

its funny cuz this advice is of no help to women

[castlezfinest1]

how many bladders do you have?

[DarkBrawlRiver]

@castlezfinest1 Drink one beer, piss five.

[godzillayates]

Ladies be jealous

[sandysuicide]

i would have to be super drunk to piss on camera like that... i get stage fright

[gatebreaker44]

he really does look like a bum :)

[Tangointheface]

Now that is fucking clever.

[flightlessbird71]

a pisspert

[MissJen27]

1:42 .... I saw ur dick......

[Greaseball01]

You sir, are far too committed to making the funny.

[amitblood]

Here in india you don't need these tips!!!

[purpleomlet]

Your moustache is amazing fine sir.

[jfolck1886]

LOL



[ApprovedByJesus]

"hey man you wanna watch and film me piss in public on several occassions?"

[neekoli9]

I wouldnt shake his hand..

[Helsinkisillest]

Try doing the walk and talk in times square :D

[HIM4NOS4WXZ]

This tigger is full of piss, pun INTENDED. He brags about being suave and getting away clean, but can't even have a normal convo with the bitch who sees him pissing under her car then talking to a guy with a camera..... yeh, anyways I'll prob end up using one or three of these ideas, so thanks lol jizz balls

[cameforthevids]

now if only i had a penis. and not a vagina

[zythepsarian]

lol freak

[JoTeufel]

/watch?v=c80dWbiONqM

the title says it all

[cjr1ful]

DICKK AT 6:23

[nickadunc]

@cjr1ful GOOD CATCH THERE JORDAN

[yahmana]

I can't wait to see the video on how to shit in public

[trock30000]

You got balls as big as your dick

[cpnavy2]

Oh shit. 1:44. Fml

[imthunderstruck]

he looks like the sauce boss...

[Hbkid666]

Is it Illegal if you piss in public in a container and drink it?

[DeeSuun]

this is so funny

[JagroopSarai10]

Fuck, I was drinking apple juice while watching this.

[hdwblade]

@JagroopSarai10 laughed so hard when i read that. rofl!!

[hitaro47]

Vans off the wall? looked like Vans on the wall if you ask me

[468chuckles]

i saw penis at 6:23..... i regret it

[tolegit24]

weenie at 6:21

[caitlinthegenius]

But what about women?! =( We can't pee as easily in public!

[elminino21]

nooo dude..... ahhhhhhhh!!

[GrayStudios]

Really Vans? You sponsor Yo Gabba Gabba, and now this?

[bimmzi]

if control of my own destiny is wearing adult diapers, then no thank you

[theownerer2]

lol at first i thought why the hell would i want to watch this but that was pretty cool

[KidBajan]

Um........wtf?!

[dafticaldandy]

it's funny because the only people who would need this information don't have access to internet.

[orrin4]

@dafticaldandy lol so awkward

[Jigamuffin]

@dafticaldandy or a phone.

[PhillyBlunt6988]

@dafticaldandy I like how he called it a chest of drawers....I work at a furniture store.

[EC2CREW100]

we need a tutorial on how to shit in public without getting caught

[OwzRS]

I met my girlfriend doing the 5th one.

[bentraut]

drink more water! sooooooo yellow.

[nothobranchius1]

this solves all my life problems! :)

[Drillmania5]

a pisser doesnt pontificate. priceless.

[matearl1989]

yea a grown up just walks into a public restroom...its called using your brain 

[sirh0213]

Odd... your piss looks a lot like gatorade...

[MrGermanNinja]

lol 7:00 urine control of your own destiny

[Openyoureyesify]

YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!

[mrjacobs03]

no theres no people on the streets

[MrJustinArt]

I SAW HIS DICK!

[xXMicroMarioXx]

@MrJustinArt dude i saw his dick to its fuckin nasty.

[MrJustinArt]

@xXMicroMarioXx are we the only dudes here who looked for his dick? LET'S HOPE NOT!

[Stormybabe17]

6:25 nice ass

[ctswright]

omg seriously... is this guy for real?!

[M4gicHat]

his kid is gonna be humiliated when he's older... funny vid though

[M4gicHat]

lololol

[GrahambertusJosepha]

This is either the funniest or the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

[GrahambertusJosepha]

Wait is this real?

[Cheezefish]

"Urin control of your own destiny"

I see what you did there.

[jazzer741]

@Cheezefish Urine* 

[OrkGold1]

.... WTF?

[truvelocity]

Only the women are complaining, because they are jealous.

[AoifeKeaneTard]

that's horrible... wdf? why doesn' he just use a toilet/urinal!? i thought america was up to speed with the whole bathroom concept...

[assassinsrisk]

Oh no kevins been shot

[cfunkrascals]

URINE CONTOL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY!!!

[jordanrocksalot1]

i got arrested twice for each one of those things

[MrCactusGuitar]

This is the "hottest pepper" guy, He's hysterical!

[deleetmeeh]

what if you overflow?

[20mwg17]

Urine control of your own destiny.

[georgewalker1]

This guy is a fucking Legend!!!

[SkeletonSpooks]

this is fake

[stot3]

Urinary arrogance.......priceless.

[DeaanL]

How to get pissed in public.

[erickadrianvf]

awkward part awkward part awkward part... LOL

[hsafti]

epic piss time

[Cisco121490]

"Urine control of your own destiny." LOL

[Londonnnc]

7:00 and URINE control of your own destiny.

[bobiscoo]

kinda looks like epic meal time hurley

[ARoundCube]

This guy is a visionary. god bless you chosen one!

[Icandosomuchbetter2]

What was he drinking

[Supacalaz]

or u could go to the restroom

[Havedy]

stick to your day job kevin hahaha

[TheHeif2]

intense

[maalbe987]

0:47 Seems legit.

[BigWillyVlogs]

how about the part where you prevent pissing on yourself while awake? lol awesome video!

[jackluish]

Did he actually piss in public lol...... he should get fined ....lol...just saying...

[orikzzz]

LEVEL OF PISSING IN PUBLIC: ASIAN!

[Zykena]

To get it back in the pants without being obvious, I usually pretend like I dropped something and when I bend over to pick it up, it all falls into place. Just be discreet about the zipping, that'll give you away every time.

The more you know.

[23CrazyAsian]

wait.. is that the guy that ate the pepper and his face got fucked up?

[Aquamarine560]

"...you cut them off with scissors... and go back to the drawer and piss in it again."

[fluffsnuff]

A pisser doesn't pontificate!

[RedXSkii]

@7:00 I heard "and urine controle of your own destiny"