Rhinos look for love: animal mating rituals in the African jungle - BBC wildlife

[MrSmartComment]

Rhinos can F..K. Unlike dickless impotent chinese who buy their horns.

[xRustyArmor]

@MrSmartComment And your mom swallows?

[MrSmartComment]

@xRustyArmor Nope, your mom does all the job.

[ZombieFighter95]

Carron: look: rhinos. RHINOS

[glebakiller]

@ZombieFighter95 Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS­! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!

...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

[HectorL360]

Bunch of stuck up lesbos wouldn't mate.

[luceyDT75]

theyre like real guys in real life. if he dont make it with you, hell go after ur friend

[JBehnen]

He showed the trunk in the end....

[Apostle0fLove]

trippy animals

[yourallbrainwashed]

rejected, frustrated, somones gonna pay......OOOOOIIIIINNNKKK, ooooiiiinnnnkkkk!

2:35

[MishuTaste]

That's how I act when a woman rejects me.

[BeatsByWeight]

I find this hard to masterbate to...

[bomenyen]

daang someone got angry!! the other animals are like.....what did i do maaaan????

[clowner215]

the fucks his problem??

[mygoatisdead]

There's only 1 Northern White rhino left in the Czech republic left after today's (6/2011) news. That makes a total of 5 left on the planet: 1 in the Czech republic, 4 in Kenya and none in the wild. Maybe that will dampen the humor of posted comments on this video.

More depressing news: 1) Scientists now think the Northern White rhino is a separate species, 2) cloning has failed.

Humans are expendable. I say machine gun all poachers publicly (I'm against the death penalty for anything else).

[Makia7757]

just like a man when he cant get no ass he act a dam fool ...lmao

[msrednic]

This is why females need to PUT OUT!!!

[DynamicScherzo]

@msrednic This is why males need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!

[lostrealityj]

he needs anger management workshop

[aegisknox]

next time my wife turns me down, someone is gonna pay...

[bw13187]

bitches!!



[bluef5]

2:56 he turns and said wtf u say u damn log

[zombieminxz]

omg poor thing he got his feelings hurt....cute but sad....those girls are just playing hard to get he needs to take them behind a bush or something lol

[elvaelvirababe]

He should've asked them out for drinks.

[LordisNaughtyGirl]

poo pig :D

[joeyamila]

funny



[DiamondNotch]

fuckin' log had it coming ^_^

[ThePashtunnotpaki]

sex and love is part of nature

[montelka]

bitches

[Finalultima12]

Fuckin' Chuck Norris.

[lovelyYN]

poor guy :(

[SilverKhondji]

2:42

"Bitch, I'm horny!"

[olo33xmillz99]

Rejected!

[my4trackmachine]

"let me get that pussy"

"nah, fuck you with your janky ass horn"

"come baby. your gonna like it"

"fuck you"

"god damnit!!!!!! i'm bout to fuck shit up"

[Neiliooooo]

I love how he picks on the dry wood lol

[Neiliooooo]

In the pick up community that is what you call an average frustrated chump.

[NiteOwl1224]

Fuckin Zebras

[JotalianLeague]

0:36 Check'in out the females XD

[ClickHereToRemoveAds]

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve (as well as a diet), they'd reveal their majestic ways.

[fairydust15]

Haha i love how the rhino decides to throw a massive tantrum at the end:)

[Sirreanwearbull9999]

im just like that rhino always.... X (

[ohnoesfedzilla]

poor piggy lol

[connorandersen1]

Aww, the poor guy, I feel his pain.

[Skorpi00007]

amazing too see him rage at the end, it shows that animals do have feelings

[Thushanth20]

@Skorpi00007 to its cute when he flips that large log

kinda reminds of me when i kick/throw rocks when im sad lol

[Skorpi00007]

@Thushanth20 yeah but i think they do that to sharpen their horn. Its something they always do when they have one right in front of them. Insticnt. But true that they behavior can be represented in our behavior

[MsTVPERSON]

@Skorpi00007 ofcourse they do and u should not have to see this vid to realise that. Maybe people also realise this fact when they kill them for food.

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

And Take THAT rock! >_<

[busky101]

hahahah hes like awww fack

[TheWiseTeenGirl]

2:35 "Fuck you , and fuck her too" :D

[desty829]

I need some!!.......tiger,elephant,li­ons...anyone?wart hogs are you laughing at me???.....come here im gonna give you some to laugh and talk about...LOL

[psychee1]

"Damn you rock! You want some of this?!"

[Tilan123]

wtf. how is it the wart-hogs fault that he couldnt get some?!?

[kenshinjd]

aww poor guy hahahahxD

[die4gooners]

poor fella, he couldnt even masterbate!!!

[ekzoekzo]

he needs to learn patience and stay cool around the girls

[MonsterMo44]

@ekzoekzo lol easy for u to say. human females are "in season" all the time. this guy has like two days out of 3 years to get some with any given rhino female. i definitely see why hes frustrated.

[anjlim13]

i feel so bad for the rino at the end!! :( poor guy....

[4SCARECROWS]

You are too good for em any way, Mr. Rhino.

[Ollie900Japan]

@4SCARECROWS Ha. Love it dude. Made my day.

[Visser0x]

Its like a football player who din't get laid taking his anger out on the enitre cafeteria

[batcab52]

he flip that little pig!!!!

[AlcOGr]

Never say "Hakuna Matata" to someone who is frustrated. Look what happened to poor Pumba 2:36

[kylgrv]

That is one angry rhino.

[tbonetwood1]

its kinda like gettin married

[mousdewaga]

dont worry Rhino they were ugly anyways

[momscarface2]

awwww.... thats sad... =( i know how he feels

[EveryonesQT]

lol Rino: "FUCK YOU AND YOU AND YOU............Log where cool man"

[iAsian92]

omg poor pumba :(

[Brazucabh1]

he was like " THAT BITCH KICKED ME AWAY NOW U GONNA PAY FOR MY MISERY... MODAFUCKA WARTHOG!!!!

[speakswahilidammit]

Everyone needs love!! hehehe :-)

[Sean0fenton]

gets rejected by 4 girls at once, so he takes his anger out on a warthog, a buffalo , a zebra and a piece of wood, what the hell did they do to the rhino?

[desty829]

@Sean0fenton nothing,he was horny.....lol poor guy he cant not even ......well mastur.......everybody has to pay for that..lol

[Haltagaggel]

maybe hes a fag

[loreosman92]

touchy touchy..... lol

[NiteOwl1224]

fuckin warthogs! lol!

[cybershadowX]

@NiteOwl1224

lmao

[msinfamous891]

hahaha he gets no play....so he goes n flips the pig...ahhh classic moment lol

[SuperMak01]

please 10 bucks...!!!

ok 20 that it...!!!

anyone anyone.....zebra, what do u say ??

[justninaxxx]

pumbas on the scene..

[dejawolf]

PETA is gonna have a field day with that Rhino. ANIMAL ABUSE!!!

[RazielDArc]

Hehehe! That rhino sure was pissed xD

[RAQnNETBOOK]

i feel you  man... i mean mr. Rhino XD

[ludviglolo]

2:48 no kids for him

[sdgdsgs]

thats what i do when i get rejected by a girl, go around beating up everyone in sight

[IMaximusDMI]

Yo that pig had it coming.

[MasTArrrRR]

what the fuck is up with these gay ass advertisements in the middle of the fuckin video it stops and play the ad honestly.

[xxmaddenfan75xx]

I Feel so sorry for him.

[dhowa862]

poor rhino

[thedarksaviour755]

I feel kinda bad for him, he almost looks sad at the end

[babygirlx24]

ah ha the female had a 2 year old kid and pregnant with another one can someone say **prostitue**

and he is trying soo hard to get some :P

[edmonddantes64]

he's got roid rage...

and he's got hooves so he can't "work things out"

so sad.

[SJJGautham08]

I sympathize with that Rhino... story of my life. :'(

[Hieu87]

Rhino: Life is so unfair!!!

[dogzrgood]

Damn waterhog!!! i'm gonna go try to mate today with this chic rhino... u pray cuz if not that girl rhino... its gonna be u xD

[Randomonlinevids]

Cape Buffalo : Hey Rhino whats uuu--oooohh shiii---FUCK! HORN IN THE ASS!!

[stealth192]

We're Leeds Rhinos?

[streetlatino2007]

the warthog like who gonna win this shit.

[pschodog3]

That rhino is pissed

[Vaibik]

LOL, how he scares away the "free" spectators... lolol....

"rejected, frustrated... someone's gonna pay!!!"

Brilliant commentary.

[deezomaxima]

I love these big boys.

[mrpancakes420]

fucking girls with their fucking stupi-FUCKING LOG!!!!

[movsisyan14]

LOl Rage Quit at the end

[aquariustigergirl]

lmao "Come on ladies, I'm horny!"

[WrathOfDemons]

he mad as fuck lol he gots no game

[SuperGraceland]

the females are fukin ugly what does he see in them?

[pureefficient]

@SuperGraceland

pussay!!!

[EBanonymous]

So that's why young guys fight so much!

[STERENR]

AhhahHAhhhHAh 02:46  RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROFLL!

[1234Sundin13]

FAKE!

[throwerofturds]

toooo funny

somebody gonna get it !

[1003817]

2:50 the rhino is like "Yeah fuck you zebra.. bitch"

[hellstorm11]

i know exactly how he feels when my gf turns me down lool i wanna take it out on someone XD

[TheMagayon12]

mikilavush that's realy great to know that your doing what is right and that's true

[ShulleVU]

He, heh... Check out my "Funny animal mating" video...XD !!!

[RatRippinReptileRage]

pwnd the warthog

[100Feliperamos]

Rhinoceronte eh Muito fodaaa!!!

[travisdevose]

The pig is like wat da fu$% man, wat i do

[fuffy147]

lol this is dirty

[crazysis97]

ooh, poor rhino, its hard being rejected

[chiteach2]

I know EXACTLY how that rhino feels...lol.

[el3m2tigre]

ROFL flying pig ftw.

[wadehellz]

no wonder no females want him. he got such a hot temper.

[nobodysperfect06]

it's way easier for a girl to get a boyfriend than it is for a guy to get a girlfriend

[MasTArrrRR]

@nobodysperfect06 Even in nature the guy has gotta do all the work all the impressing all the fighting for the girls all the you dare hit on my girl and kill the other animal wow. Now I know why people say na he got into a fight over his girl he's just acting like an animal, now I know where that comes from!!!!!

[nobodysperfect06]

love just comes to girls, us guys have to fight tooth and nail for it

[jutubaeh]

@nobodysperfect06 pregnancy is the key...

[Daood416]

@nobodysperfect06 only because so many guys like me have three

[DjDiscoSterio]

353730

[mikilavush]

NIV Bible or ESV Bible ~

Song of Solomon 8:4

"Do not arouse or awaken love util it so desires."

Matthew 6:33

"Seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness,

and all this things shall be added to you."

[coolbeanssarahlouise]

....What does the Bible have to do with this, if you don't mind me asking?

[mikilavush]

To coolbeanssarahlouise who answered my comment: Well, if you read all 120 comments here, you can understand that many humans look at animal sexuality from the perspective of human sexuality, and certainly there are some biological similarities between humans and animals. However, in my previous comment I wanted to stress that according to the Bible, human sexuality is not to be conducted by those natural laws which rule animals but is to be submitted to the will of God.

[coolbeanssarahlouise]

You expect me to read 120 comments? Fuck that. Seriously. A word of advice, don't preach on the internet. No one cares. I was trying to ask a simple question, but your response is the reason why a lot of people dont like Christians. Its people like you that give good Christians a bad name. You are extremely condescending. Sorry, dude. You're no Abraham, and you are certainly no J.C.

Work on yourself.

[psychee1]

If Rhinos had hands to jackn off, do you suppose that'd make them less I dunno... grumpy?

[Povixas]

Lol in the balls 2:48

[lazyboi368]

hahahaha, this is great.

[grezling]

Ditto about progressive

[snoah98]

fuck u progressive

[aquiyo60]

Jah ! un video muy interesante de la vida de los rinocerontes... Que te ha parecido Martin ???... Suerte y cariños -

[nobodysperfect06]

Us Males have it so much harder, we have to fight tooth and nail for it for Love.

[directorwannab]

reminds me of the geek at highschool

[danraable]

Oláaaaaa!! lindos animais, magnificos e perigosos claro.

kisssss. Resende RJ

[koolguy1991]

so its hard for males everywhere eh ? ;(

[nobodysperfect06]

yup, just like I said, we have to do the pursuing and chasing, eggs are much more expensive than sperm.

[2r332rewqfvdsd65bv43]

when it is difficult and unfair then use your brain and power and get that shit. Long time ago the man slaved the women but when in this modern life the man gave them much protection until they act selfish and bossy. is that how to say thanks? wish the past comes again and know what used to happen to them. you should feel good coz u can be protector and destroyer. power on your hand man.

[Newbpwng]

HAHA the pig keeps geting owned by everyone Poore Pig rofl

[jholland5357]

No booty tonight

[UnHolyCrusader6669]

ive never looked that closely at a rhino..there ugly

[chamakmak2006]

hahahaha she broke his heart, he could ve masturbated or may be the wild pig could ve gave him a blow job hahahaha

[elle4D]

That is awesome nice hit on the wild boar.

[Britfiftyfive]

"Get our my way you stupid piece of driftwood!" LoL

[Ninety2q]

Maybe I should start acting like this when I don't get laid

[GuineaPigFreak303]

the rhino is fucking messed up. he was hurting all the other animals< for the girls not liking him. maybe if he was less shallow and more...how do i say it..NICE! maybe girls would like him.

[TR1PP66]

you do know these are rhinos right?

[xshizowx]

Ok like seriously not all americans are stuck up I know I am not

[engieDude]

At least the Rhino tried to get some tail. Some guys just wuss out on the occasion.

[5604753]

whoa he needs to take a chill pill!!!

[benbel15]

This rhino has no 'Game"

[CursedK9]

warthog natures outlet for hostility

[zam19862003]

story of my life..

[otupnavi]

haha, this is a good example of those stuck up bitches in america.

[CursedK9]

dude grow up in my opinion women here are to loose half the time i just saw a preggers 12 year old. they make it so i dont want to date

[otupnavi]

lol, i didnt say all them were stuck up.

you know you laughed though, i was just kidding.

[CursedK9]

true =] but i get so tired of hearing that stuff *sigh*

[Zamhib]

Now all he has is that log. :C

[iPenguinXb]

lol he puts the horn in the hogs ass!!!

[fairness5]

poor rhino hasnt have any game for a while huh

[prashantarjunsable]

hahaaaa....really funny

[DaytonBabe]

Oh, I get it. Bull is the root word for bully based in the testosterone laden obsession to breed and the desire to hurt others when that behavior is thworted. No consideration for the females or the others around him. Makes complete sense now.

[gotch09]

I'm sorry-these are faces only a mother could love.

[xtupacx3]

haha dam poor boar