First Dates

[bellacilantro13]

i go on imaginary dates too... it sucks when you realize you lied to yourself.

[WhySoSeverus]

@TheKingBeth AH-HAH!

[WhySoSeverus]

I love you, Alex!

[MyFruitygirl]

the weird little patch of hair on his chest

[MissBrainsford]

I'll go on a date with you! A real one!

[awsumash9]

I feel sorry for Alex :(

[jinnybunny]

"bed" written all over the bedsheets and and "pillow" written all over the pillow are awesome. Where did you get that?

[frostyh81]

I've never been on an imaginary date. . . I've never been on a real date either. . . lol

[DoctorWhoisPENG]

Awwwr :(

[Zaanah]

I go on a imaginary dates all the time 2! :DD

[VivianaWonders]

During the video, I went from :D to :(

[journeytoyesterday]

I miss this period where you used to not wear clothes in all your videos.

[TheKingBeth]

Alex wore deoderant then :O

[OhWaitItZMalloryy]

No, Alex. Do not put on a shirt.

[audioxvisualxAudio]

..nice armpit hair.

[Coseepo]

Edward Cullen hair...

[ThatGuyCalledAura]

I'll take you on a date x

[ece0fsl3n]

I practically burst into laughter when you stared at it while the sound of the shave-machine-thingy just sort of... well... went quiet. At 1:07, to be precise.

[StarkidBeforeGleek]

"Arrrhghhhhhaannhhhaaahgghhaan­nnahhhannnaaahnganaanna quite weird"

[KismaButt]

You put your shirt on. Damn.

[KismaButt]

You put your shirt on.

[heathclifffe]

it's so annoying that you use american words...dollars....'dating' someone...ugh...

[ThisProviDace]

I feel like the end was very intimate...made me a bit uncomfortable...perhaps a warning next time?

[rachelfrench1992]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzz.........................­........Fuck.

LMAO

[anitabel89]

What is the ring that he is wearing all the time, even when he is in the shower? :)

[777greenday777]

your bed spread is spectacular!

[LockableLouise]

Charlie's video was called 'Coming Out'. Alex's was called 'First Dates' O.O

[BABYZEBRALOVE]

ohhhh cedric dig gory just died. :( its hp weekend.

[StrangeMaestro]

Hey Alex, did you know that you used so much more deoderant on your left armpit than your right?

[emilynesheva]

Oh, alex... ALOT of us girls would LOVE to go on a date with you... just ask! :D

[ComeTogetherAndJamm]

I swear he can read my mind.... ALL THE TIME O_O 1:02

[icdetbtbb]

Haha that end is hilarious. I think if I actually met you, you'd confuse me XD

[Noelismygod]

hehe be my valentines <3

[Davidismynameo]

OMG i want his duvet cover!!!! :o

[ElizabethLCRandom]

you write song about doctor who and make me laugh with youtube videos people should be happy to go out with you

[DynaFF]

wtf

[linlinkiwi]

lol that was hi-larious.

at first i was like...chest hair?

[lostsoul3095]

I would go on an imaginary date with you! Even though I'm coming across as a creepy stalker and commenting on all of your vlogs... yeah...

[V00tCruiser]

if only you actually did do porn

[kaylamorningstar]

This made me sad.

[freakdigs]

Not sure if trying to make us feel bad so we buy his album or actually depressed about his life.

e_e

[annathe3rd]

@freakdigs i don't know. i think it's a joke but its sort of a depressed forever alone joke.

[meltedxcrayons]

I think I find the very beginning way funnier than it's supposed to be.

HALLO.

CLOTHES.

[RebecaDolLoverRubin]

I love you bed sheets.You have the coolest,randomest things in your videos :)

[Twingdorfish]

Your bedspread is very useful in this video. I didn't have to wonder what you were laying on, seeing as it was written repetitively all around you.

[ethanflys]

awwww

[TheDraconifors]

You are so suave. I was simply blown away by all your product placement. It just came out of nowhere. Oh wait...this was about first dates? I thought it was all about the stuff you're selling/making XD

[awesomeDJisme]

the end made me a bit sad... :-(

[88kinz]

1) You look better before you shaved

2) where did u get that bed spread that says "bed" all over it and "pillow" on the pillows

[319gaga]

Aaawww alex. Plz, u have prob gone on freakin millions of dates. Ur awesome :) wait.... This isnt a comment.... Its me saying something about the chameleon circuit sopio card

[bluevolleyabll]

It just got really serious towards the end...

[JUMPER1818k]

"Oh. This isn't a toothbrush."

[kingdom317961]

wait.. his not gay?

please someone answear me....

[bluebells02]

@kingdom317961 nope, I dont think gay men have a draw dedicated to condoms....

[shayyman]

@bluebells02

He does? lol

[bluebells02]

@shayyman haha yeah, he shows it in one of his videos!

[shayyman]

@bluebells02

Ahahaha wow do you know which one?

[bluebells02]

@shayyman i looked it up for you :) its in his Scrapbook Vlog 3:15 sec

[shayyman]

@bluebells02 Thank you!! Ahaha it's funny

[robbtown]

@kingdom317961 no, not gay, not gay at all.

[9499295]

That felt weird.

Really weird.

[celticcountrylover]

I love his covers! Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed...

[BeckyMayx]

'..and just pretend like i've got a really fun life.' Says the man who has CD's and vinyl's out and records videos on Youtube to which he has over thousands and thousands of subscribers to, oh yeah, such a boring life Alex;-)xox

[StarkidBeforeGleek]

....I love you, Alex.

[StarfishLovesong]

Since his face was smooth... I'm wondering what he was planning on shaving lol

[TheSirfa11111]

shave Alex! SHAVE!!

[stude444]

Wow, I have the same electric razor. Runs out a lot doesn't it?

[idontgivetwofs]

awh you're so adorable

[ieatmarshmellows123]

spoiler alert!!! hes not realy going on a date

thats for all the people who like to look down at the comments while he is talking!!! its so rude stop doing it!!!!! how would you like it when your talking to someone and they just looked down at the floor. SO RUDE :L if you didnt look down then you wouldnt of had this spoiler alert. HA HA HA HA SO RUDE

[CrispyRingo]

@ieatmarshmellows123 It was loading, but meh... x)

[ThePancakeWarriors]

Phew I was starting to get jeulous xD

[WallFlowerette]

imaginary dates are the best dates i'v ever had

[cookiemonsta188]

that isn't a bed, it's a blanket and that isn't a pillow, it's a pillowcase that's labeled wrong

[cookiemonsta188]

you have hairy armpits

[BananaAnna99Others]

Alex's sexy patch.

[poeticnerd1990]

Is that a portwine stain or a bruise on your chest??

[poopsies99]

liar

[Mlfinders99]

485 people have done this

[BlueSappho92]

I was jealous at first. This is weird, I don't even know you...

[wacks1cookies]

aw alex....you sound so depressed....you need a hug? ;)

[jasaman999]

@erthjkbvc sorry dont know got years ago

[Cazzanevo]

'hello, clothes'

Best. Intro. Ever.

[Minas5150]

nice armpit hair:L

[BeatlesAreLife75]

I love his bed spread lol. So...Alexy.

[mandygracerox101]

I call this video the "shirt transition video" it's when you stopped wearing your old shirts and bought all the new ones.

[rachellovesgeronimo]

i have had so many imaginary dates :/ ....

[warriorprincezz21]

you lied, but we still love you so much!

[girlwithparanoia]

fantastic ending :D :D :D :D last few seconds, priceless :D

[HabboNoah]

1:14 story of my life

[MadMaddi21]

I like how you look into the camera at 3:22

[TheSnailwhale]

): 

[AvaNikol]

Awww.

[mosesmybabes]

I started the video jealous. i ended it happy!

[MsGleek4eva1]

the end made me genuinely sad

[deathkinggodfather1]

PLOT TWIST!

[jasaman999]

you have the same bed cover as me :D

[erthjkbvc]

@jasaman999 OH MY GOD where did you get it?

[0101susudidoCamicami]

It's brilliant.

[itsadarrencrissriot]

Pause at 2:04. This is why I love you.

[chodiestchode]

I love that shirt. It reminds me of a composition notebook.

[joannedonelly]

i think you look better with a bit of stubble.

[AnnehPants]

aaaw I feel really sad for Alex now, I don't get why people wouldnt talk to him and find him awesome, unless the awesome jeans and shirts scare them off :L

[thatsmahlon]

I suddenly got very, very sad at the end of the video. D:

[ThenaCastle]

I can't believe you do not get dates. You seem like an awesome, funny guy :)

[justmemai]

"Bottle" :D Ever seen Love Actually?

[TimBurtonRules]

@justmemai So just thinking that...

[Unintelligentful]

SO... Basically... Charlie makes all the money by makng GOOD videos and Alex does all the "BUY OUR STUFF!" bit... I understand.. ;)

[Unintelligentful]

That chest bumfluff needs to be shaven off.

[MultiEmmy92]

You're so cute!! I just want to give you a hug!

[RaynaOfSunshine]

I've been on a lot of imaginary dates, as well, most of them with Alex.

So, TECHNICALLY, we were on imaginary dates together...unless he imagines the girl he's with as someone who is not me...which he probably does.

THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED I'M JUST A FANGIRL LEAVE ME TO MY FANTASIES OKAI BAI

[koolchick1056]

did he realise he didnt have to take the camra on the date there for didnt have to tell us he lied

[minipugzz]

@koolchick1056 YOU GENIUS! I wonder why Alex never thought of that!?

[MsButtersS]

I can't actually describe the hurt I felt when it finally dawned on me that Alex lied. After all these years, I though we could be honest with each other. I guess I thought wrong. :(

[koolchick1056]

@MsButtersS do you want a hug?

[MsButtersS]

@koolchick1056 I actually do ;)

[absolution12321]

I nearly cried at the end :0

[robbtown]

I just find him so ridiculously attractive, i just can't even describe it, he's just..... asdfghj, I'm totally fan girling right now.

[toastbroed]

Aaaaw my god, so cute at the end

[batmancupcake98]

dont worry alex even though nobody wants to date you, yull always have us, and we luv u

[miekka968]

I've been on a lot of imaginary dates too... With you...

[crazysysy96]

the 27 last seconds made me cry, you've got these eyes ...

[snowpixie15]

"Oh, that's not a toothbrush... it's a Spoio card."

I LOVE YOU ALEX

[MsCaeBird]

i LOVE your sheets haha they r sooo cool!

[KXMelodyKX]

"It's a chance to escape my own life... for a bit and just... pretend like I'm..." straight.

[darksakura209]

Lynx! Angels will fall through that bathroom when the video stops :D

[REBELnanMAN]

Do you think he just sat there with his razor for ages and started the camera recording as it started to die?

[DrProEsq]

Dat spot of chest hair.

[ZhouFantastic]

LMAO, very clever.

[346soccerchick]

Oh god, I love you. You are sooo adorable! I want to met you!!!

[tombstonediploma]

ALEX STOP WITH THE TEASING US WITH YOUR BODY.

[Sophiohyeah]

Im going on your next date..........

[pobzion]

his bed says bed

[MsKenzieJ]

"I've been on a lot of imaginary dates...never filmed any of them before."

[TheOneAredne]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwww. You're just all kinds of adorable. I gotta stop watching your videos. I'm developing an e-crush and you I have a boyfriend. Hahaha

[MariiRoxx10]

Yoooouuuuu look so much cuter with your little chin hairs or whatever.. you know, cause its not really a beard so.. yeh.

[benislikedabomb]

WHY DON'T WE TAKE ALL THE GUYS WHO GO ON IMAGINARY DATES, AND PUT THEM WITH THE GIRLS WHO GO ON IMAGINARY DATES!

[miixeddupp]

I've been on a lot of imaginary dates too Alex.

[Julika7]

@MattySP34Ks Best moment for me as well. XD

[renrawr]

buy our stuff. unsubd.

[Sparkletastic100]

You get to hang out and get paid to make YouTube videos and your best friend is Charlie McDonnell. Don't complain.

[blondbrunetteredhed1]

armpit hair !!!!!!!!! ( horay !!!!! )

[AwEsOmEiSsY]

First video of yours I watched as well!!

[izzyhill77]

have you ever had a video where you didn't take off or put on or just go without clothes? i mea seriously?

[AprilxRiot]

@izzyhill77 You complain like that's a bad thing.

[OMGSCENEQUEEN]

tags - shower, naked, wet. XD haha.

[misszacefronable]

First one of your videos I watched. ;D

[ThePotatoescangiggle]

:O A pillow with pillow written on it!! Can I have one?

[CarolineGracePhotos]

he's wearing a replica of a horcrux, Tom Riddle's mother's ring, 2:42 hhahaha

[omgoctopusomg]

that little patch of hair..

[123AmyPerkins]

CANT BE DEALING WITH ALL THESE HEINZ SOUP ADVERTS BEFORE YOUR VIDEOS ALEX!

THAT SONG GKJHNRGLJAERN AAAAH :(

[ringurneck]

WHERE DO U GET THOSE SHEETS???

[SingingGalMusicIs1]

i do not understand why you cant get a date. i really cant. whats not to like about you? :3

[abc123tamara]

love the bed sheets

[hahaishereman]

il go on a date with you <3 <3. no seriousl.y i will fly to the uk and go on a date with you.

[Opaloxide]

I would date you. I would date you very much. We will have to overcome the small fact I am male though. No biggie.

[FutureMrsMattSmith]

is that links i see (or smell..?) yummmm.

[hjbwritergrl27]

i was like, "Alex, you cant shave that one patch on your chest?" and then your razor died and i was like "oh, that's why."

[grabbe24]

naww alex. Ill date u

[LikefullyLikeful]

I'll never understand why alex and charlie can't get dates :/

[TimBurtonRules]

@LikefullyLikeful I know right?!?!

[321holly123]

I KNEW you weren't going on a date!!! Just knew it! How did i know? Because you are British! And the only guys that ask girls out in the UK are either saucy Irish guys or rapists. Fact.

[TheApplegreen89]

@321holly123

...sooo.... people don't date in the UK?

[barelols]

since when did alex have an en suite?

[Ella6361]

The awkward moment when you are a girl watching a boy dressing up and wonder why he deosn't put on any make-up... Oh wait he's a guy :O...

[cattwonderwall]

Aww that end bit :( so sad :(

[excitablevegetarian]

the last three tags of this video are "shower, naked, wet". oh, alex. how i love you.