The Best Axe commercial ever

[HighOnChocolate1]

thats probably going to be me in the future

[aka123korie]

'Assault with a ball gag" LOL!!!

[madimakhi1]

I got it.

didnt find it funny as such

[LaserPiratePewPew]

unlawful pattering of a man's wick

[ipekatomang]

which made me wonder... how she got arrested again?

[99NINJAIT]

the judge obviously says nekkid

[Altair565]

The same thing happens when Chuck Norris farts.

[Shante1019]

HAHA!

"Exposure with a giant chicken costume!"

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Riding a naked man like a pony.....LMAO!

[gmlviper]

I get assaulted with a ping pong paddle all the time!!!

[HsingG32]

GUILTY!!!

[MrRocrma]

"Exposure with a giant chicken costume". I just could not imagine how that girl in this costume would be sexy for a man:D

[ankur6463]

my turn

[bergenstation]

poor girl! It is illuminati not her who is guilty. serious!

[samson477]

Assault with a ping pong paddle....remind me NOT to party with her hahaha

[KandyKatzRox]

Hahahahahahahahaha! I feel bad for his wife! Looks like she's got some competition!

[diegomv90]

@KandyKatzRox I think she's not his wife. He is her attorney:

[FantasticBob7000]

@KandyKatzRox Dude that's not his wife, he's her lawyer.

[mediblue9]

I totally got rick rolled until the very end. Very nice!!

[Tenchuz101]

riding a naked man like a pony -guilty

wearing a chicken costume- guilty

lol!



[RoCashTD1]

loool if you dont get it your a dumbass. to bad axe doesnt work as advertised D:

[ftolivia]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[JinNOSify]

No wonder it's banned. I get it :P

[bubbieunicorn]

hhahahahahhahaa

you guys are retarded if you don't understand this.

[Stompajiggayo]

at :12.What is a comcquot?

[RedcoatMic24]

@Stompajiggayo Kumquat...



[zelly7azul]

@Stompajiggayo It is a kind of fruit.

[Jcrobo5]

@zelly7azul lol

lmfao

[whoozthaboss]

I get it but the execution is just bad

[polkadots50]

Now I know what it was banned. Terrible commercial.

[perogie34]

Should'nt the guy she was w/ get arrested too? Oh right....this is AXE we're talking about. X(

[paulyyg1]

@perogie34 the guy is her lawyer i think ?

[dazebhen1]

so the girl was the defendant!!!.get it

[Left4Karma]

AXE Vice is deffenately the best ^^

[dannyswinson]

damn this girl's a freak:D

[FaddaWolf]

guess you guyz didn't get the joke..

[aleesha200]

that was stupid

[SkinnySlimJim]

-"on two misdemeanor moving violations for riding a nekked man like a pony"

"guilty" hahahahahaha lmfao

[waxyweller]

Hahahahhaha Freaking HILLARIOUS !!! all girls are pleading guilty cus guys use AXE and they rape guys

[jokr2665]

a lot of people say it sucks but it doesnt. its totally fuckn hot

[greenredman123]

gnarly

[TheAtheistAussie]

It's meant to look like it's him that's done all those things but it's the girl because they go crazy for Axe. Still a shit ad but i get it.

[rextuner03]

SUCKS.

[bxfabolous]

yeah this blows. we don't want the females to be in trouble for what they do

[Knailz]

For all you people who don't understand. You are meant to believe that the counts are on the MAN, but at the end it is clearly stated the all of the counts listed are on the GIRL because it makes them crazy when smelling a guy who wears AXE! Rate this up so all retards can get it!

[XxVaKaSxX]

@Knailz You're a retard. At the beginning, the judge says "riding a nekkid man like a pony"...

OBVIOUSLY its about the woman.

[Il0vekramer]

@Knailz does getting youtube thumbs up make ur day? why dont u give urself a thumbs up and sit down on ur thumb? faggot.

[TheFifanacho]

@Il0vekramer hes just trying to help the less intelligent, like you.

[Il0vekramer]

@TheFifanacho i understood it u gay virgin fuck.  heres an idea...brush ur teeth, then that piece of italian food u got stuck in ur gums, go pluck a hair out of ur moms bush, and floss and remove it

[TheFifanacho]

@Il0vekramer i rest my case

[Il0vekramer]

@TheFifanacho what kind of fag takes the high ride on utube...

[junkie2324]

haha yes!!!!

[brendanryan0510]

the new ball washing video is better....

[GabrielsDeath13]

LOL fucking hiilarious!

[peacekeeper2808]

for those of you who don't understand the ad.....you are stupid!

[xDocterxDerpx]

when someone watches porn (proven with SCIENCE!) they release a hormone which turns the opposite sex into bow chicka wah wah mode (turned on) im sure if axe put a little of that hormone into axe sprays it would work better

[MW2Gal]

why cant u guys get it..the man is the girls lawyer so when the judge is sayin all the things she did, the lawyer couldnt believe she did it..(axe supposedly makes girls get crazy if u know what i mean so when she smelt a guy with axe on she did all those things).. and the lawyer cant believe it

[SecretlyInsane100]

@MW2Gal there really are smart people left in the world. thank goodness.

[MW2Gal]

@SecretlyInsane100 haha thnks:)

[TheGogopokemonmew]

Nooooo wash your balls is!

[billa2amsterdam]

i dont fucking understand

[Dimplesx2x]

HUH!!!!!!! now this is about as confusing as mexicans living in Minnesota..... how the fuckkkk do they get all da way up there

[qazihashim]

wtf???

[qazihashim]

wtf????

[iziksquirel]

the guy was cute atleast

[ItalianMafiaChick]

NOOOOO!!!! you guys dont get it!!!! the guy speaking is the girls lawyer!!! shes is being charged for all those things, cause thats what axe does to a girl (supposably) if you have ever seen an axe commercial you see that axe (supposably) turn girls in to whores/sluts so when she smelt a guy thats what it did to her. thats why she looks sad. cause she didnt mean to

[zbapty]

I think that that guy was supposed to be her attorney.

[BigDevon1995]

It means us men are guilty for a lot of things that we love.

[SilentAsian77]

how do you guys not get this i guess its cuz all you guys look for is the sexual stuff well youtube isnt porn ok awsome vid btw its funny as hell

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

oh i get it!!!!!! the lady is talking about the girl and that she "assulted" (i cant spell lol) the dude!!!! o.O thats so wrong! lmfao

[UnknownFact]

lol

[DjMiSCHieFaNdSiN]

lmao at the girls face hahahaha

[NemoBusy]

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Raed103]

??????????????????????????????­????

[ildargaripov]

who can write what she said ?

i nderstand nothing. but have the feeling that its superfunny.

please....

[PinstripedFanny]

@ildargaripov On two misdemeanor accounts of indecent exposure, how do you find? [Guilty.] On two moving violations for riding a naked man like a pony? [Guilty.] Lewdness involving an entire case of New Zealand kumkwats. Impersonating a registered nurse. Unlawful powdering of a man's wig. Assault with a ping pong paddle. Assault with a ball gag. Exposure in a giant chicken costume. How do you find? [Guilty, your Honor.]

[PinstripedFanny]

@PinstripedFanny Pardon.  "Kumquats."

[natzu90]

If u didnt understand the commercial . .It does sucks. . . pity

[JossyPao06]

i love axe commercials

xD

[MrChillGuy]

stupid.

[zelazo182]

świetne :)

[TanuJones]

umm yeah if she did all that i would be like for get it im out :)

[hspannu777]

dumb...

[DeaconBlues007]

I think it is actually a pretty funny (albeit unrealistic) commercial, and it points at the fundamental truth that most men (men are the presumed buyers of Axe deoderant) typically fantasize and wish that most women would act naughty (with ball gags, indecent exposure..etc. etc.). It is clearly a JOKE, clearly unrealistic, but it is FUNNY to see the truth in many men's fantasies.

[blacklab27]

Balls! If they're going to tell everything she did as least show us what she did. Could have worked (

[TheSand19]

does any body remember the commercial where a fat guy is danccing the belly dance whats the name of the song!! its in arabic

[yeymy77]

axe smells so damn good!!!!

[manubobyvarghese]

this has gotta b d worst axe ad ever .. sheeeeeeeesh

[mookiemoomoo]

LOL, i liked that that was very very funny! :D

[HanksAndJeans]

This commercial would be way better if they could have gotten a girl over 17 to be the "nice girl".

[angelblue1357900]

waht the heck...

[ferretgeneralken]

It would be awesome if axe worked just likein the commercials. The only bad part would be that people wouldn't have time to eat or sleep and there would be the biggest population explosion the world has ever seen.

[MotleyCrueFestRocks2]

Exposure in a giant chicken costume?

XD

[PainlessTragedy]

You will be surprised that Commercials as dirty as these in a Subliminal way are found everywhere. Illuminati run it all. They must be stopped.

[Marlowann]

Actually they're all secretly run by the Flying Corporation of Spastic Pink Unicorns, who only want you to THINK that they're run by the Illuminati.

[randysavagee]

AXE vice the best fregrance.

[13demongurl]

Assult with a ball-gag XD

[rockindiva82]

lol : )

Funny!!

[bobobano]

"assault with a pingpong paddle" lol

[prodromosscheky]

Stupid....

[javierharris]

Damn!!!! That sounds like my kind of girl

[Raed103]

I don't understand !!

[mascaltzone7]

@Raed103

those are the acusations for what that girl did under the famous axe effect:))

[Jarethenator]

@mascaltzone7

if only it worked that way...

[Jarethenator]

@Raed103

little kid alert

[soumyaaymous]

@Raed103 she is a nice girl..yet did all those things the judge said under the "hypnotic" influence of axe...axe makes nice girls like her do those crazy stuffs..thats wat they r trying to say..by using axe u can make girls do these things ...apparently !!

[riian999]

@Raed103 basically the girl did crazy shit because of Axe's attracting scent that women can't stand according to their slogans and gimmicks

[CMage101]

@Raed103 The girl was the defendant, not the guy.  The guy was the lawyer speaking on her behalf.

[mythrilite]

@CMage101

finally

[CircusofPython]

@Raed103 ...How? Do you just not get the concept of sex or have you just never heard of it?

[roastacsmee]

axe makes girl crazy and naughty....men should use it if they want their girls to be crazy and naughty for them

[Avankiri]

I have to ask....What is a kumquat?

[dysmismeee]

like a micro mini orange but really sour.

[videoking5567]

there is like 90 axe commercials

[shirleysfrog91]

the suckiest axe commercial EVER. epic FAIL!

[eXpLodingj2ice2]

@shirleysfrog91 how is it a fail? dis bitch a freak!

[Landotter1]

@shirleysfrog91 "ever" "epic" "fail" All you needed is a stupid Chuck Norris joke and you would have proven beyond all doubt how utterly stupid you are.... Congrats!!!

[mythrilite]

@shirleysfrog91

You must not understand it like Raed 103.  It's a decent commercial. I'd be pleased to have seen it on tv.

[ashtree673]

Not the best ever but not the worse either. Now, if only Nice girls could turn naughty that easily. lol

[gigglingfairy21]

i like the quarters axe commercial better

[zaero7]

Should it not have so much talk,it would be better.

[scarface115]

that was definitely not the best axe commercial...

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

the whole show is about the judge keep talk about what the girl did and it ends that's it is not awsome because is just a bunch of talking.

[SPIOoner]

SONFOABITCH what happened

[wesnawmaster]

THAT WAS GREAT :D

[1111hella1111]

LOL Assualt With A Ping Pong Paddle Hahaha XD

[raymond2031]

This isn't banned on my country.

[KaMeHaMeHa9021000]

I LIKE YOUR COUNTRY

[raymond2031]

Too bad my country doesn't like you.

[Tphras12]

girl chasing guys with AXE.. EPIC FAIL

[Chrissy770]

Lol Hilarious

[kylebeans]

Like a nekked pony

[jayeshchoudhari]

banned?

why the fuck?

[AquariaSpirit]

Unauthorized powdering of a wig???????????????

[EmilyArtsy161]

I don't get it.... :p

[chewbaccarrrrr]

the girl got caught fucking somebody wearing axe in public with a chicken suit ball gag something about a powdered wig and everything else they named in the video

[brzzyx]

wakest one EVR

[Akudosochim]

if u wanna laugh hard, actually visit the site at the end...its hilarious

[Xeonsteel08]

Oh yes it is... LOL

[mariopot789]

that was worth a watch just for the expression on "daves" face.....thanks

[mellenjack]

They went thru all that to advertise some cologne? I don`t get it.

[EisaiEnasApoTusPolus]

the point is at the end

'nice girls turning naughty'

[maroonangel222]

watch this version watch?v=JpLTLPDQG-E

[julie1300]

I would like to see the ludeness with an entore case of kumquats...what eactly would that involve?!?!??!...hahaha...wow. This was GREAT.

[zakkatttack]

Please learn to spell or be more accurate on a keyboard.

[julie1300]

I guess it was the case of typing and sending impulsively...I am guilty as charged. I don't come here to spell check or improve my grammar skills..but if you would like to grade me...go right ahead...haha.

[chambaal]

giant chicken costume FTW!

[witewolf88]

Axe smells like a fat clowns butthole

[kingrutoz]

and why do you know what that smells like

[poip0i]

lol at the chicken suit

[roxursoxproduction]

haha...

[radauman]

hahaha ok thats actually funny

[xX3moXloveXx]

LMFAO thats funny

[Pomacea111]

wow dude XP

[UtoniumRS]

i assault people with pingpong padles

[EvergreenSkate]

i like riding naked men like ponies

[UtoniumRS]

homosexual rapists

online predators are all around you kids

[EvergreenSkate]

sex keon

[UtoniumRS]

hi connor w.

[100caloriesFilms]

indecent exposure? I thought it was pretty decent.

[CalifornyaRIP]

Axe is okay. Good for when you kinda need a shower but don't have time... not too much. Just enough. Too much will make you smell worse than you did

[Aleu]

Only undercover lesbos dont like Axe. Axe is the best creation known to man, please men do us all a favor and wear it. Not too excessive. But wear it. and us women will continue to do all the stupid things that you like, such as wear thongs and get bikini waxes :-P

[MANBEARPIGy2k]

thats funny my absolute favorite is tsunami

[dolfan123456]

axe vice is the best shit in the WORLD. use it evryday

[xhottbsx]

i got the new fcking axe its called axe proximity its in a silver can it fcking rocks best 1 ever o and 5/5 lol

[twiztidtecknique]

i shower everyday, and i occasionally use AXE after i shower, or before i leave to go out... but i NEVER replace a shower with AXE... only dirty hippies do that :)

[eLTeProductions]

Remember this men, and take it from a woman,

Axe smells like cats and ass.

Both combine.

Just don't do it.

Not even once.

Hell, if you shower daily, you have no worries.

[rockfairy91]

girl you're so right haha XD

[WhatTehFux]

Axe use the same fucking containers for their shower gel and airasol as lynx.

Wtf?

American lynx or what?

[Robert1995]

AXE and lynx are the same thing but are called diferent in other countries

[WhatTehFux]

i see, thanks.

[Swinship]

better than B.O

[Breydy12]

It is funny because they think that it will happen

[rovak900]

Good luck finding someone that gullible..

[kidfan101]

The bus driver yellED AT me for using too much!! LOL