WORST PSYCHIC, EVER!!!

[SmallGreenPlanetoid]

Her Predictions page is horrible... she notes that two (2) out of hundreds of predictions have come true (as listed on her site.)

[paledave]

Was anybody else drinking something when he warned us not to...

[Barnsey79]

The woman who wrote these predictions is a happy soul, predicting death and destruction etc! :-$

[Barnsey79]

i once worked as a psychic but i changed job cos there was no future in it...:-P

[sleeper2008]

4:52 :D

A cruise ship turns upside down after an underwater earthquake under the Adriatic Sea.

That was close.

Kim Kardashian baby and marriage. :D

Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry will produce a blockbuster movie which will be a hit... not in a million years :D

[Bot23]

Brain Transplant was my favourite, it doesn't even make sense.

[MnMsHow2]

lmao look at the predicitions she has for 2012 :/

( you just have to click on the link in the box under the video)

man how many out of the whole list did she get right? half pretty sure -just guessing- that she was just guessing :p

[slycooper112]

I used to be phychic, then I took an arrow in the knee

[hildegain]

Is that woman just a fear monger? XD

[tinySpectacle]

Finally! A nut who isn't based in the US. Funny vid!!

[Requiem9001]

I'm a real psychic! Watch: You will will go to sleep sometime during the day

You will eat some food

You will use the bathroom

You will breathe

You will have your heart beat without you thinking about it

You will now believe that I'm a psychic.

So, am I right?

[yurismir1]

@Requiem9001 You were right until the last one

[VetinariClone]

@Requiem9001 no. ;-)

[donna71rottie]

Loooolllll sooooooo funny!!!!!!

[infinitebuzz]

She gets on the radio in Toronto every so often and she really is a stupid as she seems from her "perdictions" (sp intentional)

[Gruegirl]

There have been some autism breakthroughs this year... but when isn't there?

It's ongoing medical research, I mean really.

[richo61]

Is a brain transplant *really* a  body transplant?

This question needed asking!

[13ravenfeather]

wow... its gonna be a busy few months...

[Solidus1086]

I would give her the life on other planets bit because of the scientists who managed to grow bacteria with arsenic in their DNA which suggests that it is possible to have life forms that can exist and thrive in environments that would be toxic to any life form on this planet and therefore expands the number of planets that may have life on them.

She is still a crackpot but i might as well give her this one. ^^

[fedos]

She got one right! She is psychic!

[ofgisdude]

Psychics are trying to get some hits. People remember the hits and forget the misses. Rush that comes from a hit might be so significant that memories are altered.

[tidydannyboy]

Thank you. This made me proper lol.

[Frappuccino1988]

Simply this psychic is like most religions; relying mostly on fear, and ignorance to gather followers and hold them with half truths and full lies. Number 49 alone has earned this 'psychic an epic faceplam award.

[tctheunbeliever]

I don't know about South America, but giant spiders' nests have been found in Texas recently, well before 2011. Of course they're giant "spiders' nests," not "giant spiders' " nests.

[Renegade30]

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?? ITS REAL!!

[notinmyname2050]

@Renegade30 Wow, I never thought of it like that. :P

[Renegade30]

@notinmyname2050 I'm glad I enlightened you! :D

[bayanna96]

@Renegade30 YOU. JUST. BLEW. MY. MIND.

[GilesHellier]

it seems a like a lot of her political predictions are things that "a lot of people thought was going to happen". - lol, evil wishful thinking to assume you're 'predicting' some nations VS nations disasters. - Psychic's are odd. - I'm going to hit the next one I meet and ask them if they saw it coming. - Incidentally, my first consistent viewer here on youtube was a 'professional psychic'. - He ate cornflakes on camera to one of my videos - Scary part, is that that wasn't a lie. - 'Named Bryan.

[EdwardFuller78]

You must have been really bored to make this video.

[notinmyname2050]

@EdwardFuller78 pretty much

[mysixspoons]

well considering that directly above an under sea earthquake is probably the safest place to be i thinks the boat will be okay

[notinmyname2050]

@mysixspoons Good point.

[0riole11]

Looks like you guys in Europe and the Americas are in for a tough few months. All I can say is I'm glad I'm in Australia, Nikki says we're safe

[tprdfh51]

Notinmyname...dude, there is always next year bud - those predictions will come true in the fullness of time! Re: getting her predictions from the movies - well, she was an aspiring actress who was a stripper in Toronto in the 1980's who danced under the stage name "Blue Velvet" and appeared in a ouple of bit roles in some really bad Canadian slasher/horror films. Go Blue - go!

[notinmyname2050]

@tprdfh51 Yeah, she uses that tactic quite a bit. Recycling predictions year after year. She's been predicting Miami will be wiped out by a massive hurricane for the last 5 years in a row. Keep rolling the dice and eventually you get the number you're looking for.

[TheG0ldenF00l]

Psychic Nikki is always on 102.1 The Edge in Toronto. Have a listen sometime. She is so full of shit you can smell it through the radio. I predict she will runaway with her tail through her legs lol.

[notinmyname2050]

@TheG0ldenF00l That's what usually happens.

[TheMrbean76]

there have been prolem with rassia's space program.. (about 20 problems in the last year, think we need NASA back..lol)

[notinmyname2050]

@TheMrbean76 Yeah, politician's priorities are all kinds of screwed up right now.

[gregrutz]

Next Chrismas buy one of those cheap papers the show the top predictions for next year. Put it away with the lights. You will find it next Christmas and see what has come true.

[notinmyname2050]

@gregrutz They'd probably have a much higher success rate.

[sjuas690]

My predictions for 2012: [earth quake | tsunami | hurricane | tornado | terrorist attack | wild fire | plane crash | landslide | epidemic | riot | revolution | flood] * every major city on earth.

One of those combinations will probably be right.

[notinmyname2050]

@sjuas690 You should also throw in meteor/comet collision.  The 2012 nuts love those.

[sjuas690]

@notinmyname2050 Yes, you're quite right - I should also throw in global nuclear war and perhaps the end of the world - Harold Camping style (just to be on the safe side - if you can call it that).

[no2religions]

Psychics get paid for MAKING predictions. Whether or not they are accurate doesn't matter so long as the cheque has cleared.

[notinmyname2050]

@no2religions That pretty much sums it up right there.

[aleksandur]

This isn't Scooby Doo? I am disappoint... Thanks for the video!

[notinmyname2050]

@aleksandur Glad you enjoyed it.

[TheAnniepies]

What moronic predictions. At least she's not as god-awful ugly as that Sylvia Brown sack of shit.

[notinmyname2050]

@TheAnniepies I despise Sylvia Brown, she is such a disgusting vulture, turning grief into a saleable commodity.

[lardo444]

i predict my dog's ass will blow a big bubble.....he ate a pack of bubble gum last night. poor dog.

peace.

[notinmyname2050]

@lardo444 aaawww, poor puppy

[practicalmagic9]

she needs to stop watching movies while drinking moonshine and dropping her meds as a chaser....

[notinmyname2050]

@practicalmagic9 sound advice.

[MrGodalmighty69]

Scotland's wetter stop moaning and if you don't like the rain come inland to us (slightly) dryer Brits.

[notinmyname2050]

@MrGodalmighty69 It's my page and I'll cry if I want too :P

[captainpanic08]

Well, it looks like we're gonna have one hell of a rest of the year. About two dozen terrorist attacks.

[notinmyname2050]

@captainpanic08 Buy lots of canned food and bottled water.

[rrider45rpm]

I was watching a re-run of The View and they had on women who where idendical twins and called themselves "The Psycic(sp? I always have trouble with that one!) Twins" They claimed to have predicted 9/11 and several other events....they claim they have been "tested" and scientificly proven to be accurate. I find that imposible to believe and if they predicted 9/11...they must be huge CUNTS for not warning anyone. Have you heard of thease women? I would love to hear you debunk them.

[notinmyname2050]

@rrider45rpm They only seem to list the claims that they got 'right' in hindsight.

[rrider45rpm]

@notinmyname2050 after wading through the self promotional websites of the "Psychic Twins" I found that they predicted a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in 2002! Off by an entire year and sense there had been a previous attack on the WTC it's not a huge stretch that someone at some point might try again.

[thepunictrader]

If your going to make things up and spreed your message all over the world can't you at least make the message positive

[notinmyname2050]

@thepunictrader I know, right? She's such a downer!

[mrx0066600]

I predict someone will take a step forward... and then... backwards!

Bum bum bummmmm!

[notinmyname2050]

@mrx0066600 ha

[MistressArte]

I love this on her website "THIS IS SOMETHING THAT NOT EVERYONE CAN LEARN TO DO " it's like yes that is true most people can't lie all the time and call it a "special ability". XD

[notinmyname2050]

@MistressArte Not everyone can learn to block out the laughter and carry on regardless.

[MistressArte]

@notinmyname2050 Yea I couldn't do that at all. XD

[Meiklelodians]

I want to see her DVD collection.

The polar bear and penguin one made me giggle my arse off, not so good with a bowl of soup on your lap.

[notinmyname2050]

@Meiklelodians I gave you plenty of warning and accept no responsibility for any spillages that may have occurred.

[Skoenner]

some predictions of mine for 2012:

Another Ice Age

Halloween will be truely horrible

We will explore a black hole - again

Also The dark Knight rises

[notinmyname2050]

@Skoenner I'll keep an eye out for those.

[MissFotini]

North Korea and South Korea at war? How does she think the North/South divide in that country came to be? She's not prophecising - she's telling us shit that's already happened.

[notinmyname2050]

@MissFotini Same with a few others, like the Pittsburgh mining disaster that took place last year.

[mystereed72]

Time for me to make three predictions;

1. Psychic Nikki will continue to make predictions

2. She will continue to milk money off of various people

3. She will get most of her predictions wrong...

(I now disappear in a puff of smoke to use my own psychic powers, but only for good).

[notinmyname2050]

@mystereed72 Who was that masked psychic?

[mystereed72]

@notinmyname2050

LMAO! You one-upped me, I like it.

[twistedbass15]

Possible M 7.0 or greater earthquake 10-11 Sept 2011.

[notinmyname2050]

@twistedbass15 location?

[twistedbass15]

@notinmyname2050 I can't be sure on the location excactly and its just a theory. If the 7.0 EQ dosn't happen on the 10-11 Sept then possibly the 12-13 sept 2011. I'm trying to debunk theories by testing them. Planetary alignments causing gravitational stress on the Earth. Sun Mercury jupiter were in alignment ( not perfectly ) on the 1st Sept 2011 and a M 7.1 happened in Alaska on the 2nd Sept 2011. Sun Mercury Mars in alignment on the 9th Sept 2011. Venus Mercury Jupiter on the 11th Sept 2011.

[twistedbass15]

@notinmyname2050 M 7.3 EQ Fiji 15 sept 2011 and another M6.9 EQ Nepal/India 18 Sept 2011 Planets and/or moon breaking their alignments. Pattern is there if your interested.

[lilimax555]

I think she is throwing something at the wall.......nothing is sticking.

[notinmyname2050]

@lilimax555 That's pretty much all these psychics do. Then they rely on people's confirmation bias to remember what they got right and forget everything else.

[dangerouslytalented]

SIXTY NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dangerouslytalented]

technically, North and South Korea are in a state of cease fire, and have been since the 50s, so technically they are still at war. Kind of.

[notinmyname2050]

@dangerouslytalented Yeah, that's been pointed out but I think it's obvious she meant a renewal of aggression so she get's nothing.

[TheRationalizer]

This is all going to happen in 2011 and none of it has happened yet?

Shit, these last 4 months are going to be fucking scary!

[notinmyname2050]

@TheRationalizer Get to your shelter and make sure you've got plenty of canned foods.

[TheRationalizer]

@notinmyname2050

I actually have a tin of Spam next to me at this very moment, no lie :)

[notinmyname2050]

@TheRationalizer *puts on Viking hat*

spam, spam , spam spam,

spam, spam spam spam.

[phead80]

pretty damn funny.

[notinmyname2050]

@phead80 Cheers, glad you enjoyed it.

[VolatileReaction]

Omigod, the one about the polar bears and penguins was mind-numbingly stupid.

[notinmyname2050]

@VolatileReaction Yeah, it was pretty awful.

[anzwertree]

I predict in the near future, people will go to sleep at night and wake up in the morning

[notinmyname2050]

@anzwertree All hail our new prophet, anzwertree!

[wwickeddogg]

BRANSON'S HOUSE BURNED DOWN, SHE WAS RIGHT, OMG SHE IS PSYCHIC, I AM A BELIEVER!!!!

[notinmyname2050]

@wwickeddogg He wasn't in it at the time. If she had said his mother or a family member then that would have been another matter.

[wwickeddogg]

@notinmyname2050 But he was: “But there were also lots of giggles, not least when I tried to get some sympathy for the fact that I’d jumped out of bed naked and rushed to the Great House in pitch darkness and hurricane force winds and ran straight in to a cactus bush – the sympathy was not forthcoming for my injuries!”

[notinmyname2050]

@wwickeddogg No he wasn't, read carefully, he rushed TO the house, not away from it.

[wwickeddogg]

@notinmyname2050 Being outside naked in a cactus while your house burns down is close to danger in my book. The prediction wasn't that he would be inside his house when it happened, she totally predicted this one, thereby proving her psychic powers

[SapphireAdams1]

I totally LOL'd when you said "Its like predicting a bear is gonna take a shit in the woods". XD

[notinmyname2050]

@SapphireAdams1 Well it is. I mean when was the last year a politician WASN'T involved in a sex scandal?

[SapphireAdams1]

@notinmyname2050 I agree man. It's only a matter of time before rumours start about Obama's loyalty to his family.

[youngn420]

I'll believe someone is a psychic when they can give me 5 winning lottery winning numbers in a row with out charging me any money! ;p

[notinmyname2050]

@youngn420 Good luck with that :P

[NiccoHel]

The Blarney Stone shall be kissed...

[notinmyname2050]

@NiccoHel EEeeeew. Do yo know how many people have slobbered over that thing? Fuck knows what's on it.

[NiccoHel]

@notinmyname2050 Not to mention the amount of Guinness-filled urine that was washed over it from all those drunken micks.

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.

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Sorry, I had to. I know, I'm a dick.

[Plausiblesarge]

For a virus to go WORLDWIDE, it has to affect every single computer on the planet. There are computers not connected to the internet, meaning some form of physical media will need to be used. The virus should be detected and atleast warned about (if not fixed) by the time it goes around the world. Add in the fact that to get a virus you basically have to agree to download it, and her prediction falls flat instantly. I am willing to go all in and say it is not just improbable, its IMPOSSIBLE

[notinmyname2050]

@Plausiblesarge For 2010 she predicted a world-wide blackout.  Bar a nuclear war or the most massive solar storm in history I have no idea how she expected that to happen.

[biggingeryeti]

Just so you know, I enjoy your videos but never watch the bit you add onto the end of them. I don't know if that makes any difference to your view numbers, expecially if other people do the same.

[notinmyname2050]

@biggingeryeti The bit at the end is really aimed at first time viewers so thy can get a preview of my other stuff. I expect people who are regulars to ignore them as you do so don't worry about it. Thanks for the feedback though.

[BassAceReturns]

Looks like we're in for a rough four months...

[notinmyname2050]

@BassAceReturns That seems to be the consensus.

[moonled]

I wouldn't say worst psychic ever; that's not fare to most psychics, whose predictions are just as bad. It would be great if all their predictions were looked back at (which of course they never do) .

[notinmyname2050]

@moonled Well, this one was just silly enough to keep a record of all of her mistakes which made her a good example for review purposes.

[moonled]

@notinmyname2050 Agreed.  My point was, I just wish someone would do this for ALL the psychics. Very publically, like on prime time news. Keep up the good work! (Loved the bit about "pause the video and swallow" : )

[kartorus]

we're just in for one hell of an October - December.

[notinmyname2050]

@kartorus indeed

[FattyMcFox]

Well the only inferno in San Fransisco was a Disco inferno.

[notinmyname2050]

@FattyMcFox Burn baby burn

[SliceA1A]

I think that spider prediction is based on KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS, starring William Shatner and Woody Strode.

[notinmyname2050]

@SliceA1A I shall have a look for that.

[cablepanos]

Two more things; At what number does one get to the point of "too many ghosts"? I don't believe in ghosts, but if I were convinced I experienced one, that would be enough for me; ONE. 2nd; Why would penguins (I know they are in S. Hem.) and polar bears seek warmer temps to escape the effects of global warming? Wouldn't they want to go further north where it might be colder?

[notinmyname2050]

@cablepanos You'll have to ask her, lord knows how these things work in her head.

[TheStigma]

What PLANET do these kinds of people live on? seriously...

[notinmyname2050]

@TheStigma Unfortunately, this one.

[cablepanos]

Why would Japan suffer a tsunami? It's not like they ever had one before, or even have a word for it. Maybe we should be less skeptical of her abilities.

[notinmyname2050]

@cablepanos Yo sir, are a master of sarcasm. Not many can pull it off in text form. I salute you!

[cablepanos]

@notinmyname2050 Cheers! Oh, my wife would hate you, or at least your comment saluting my sarcasm; she can't seem to detect it face to face. I was surprised you let that prediction slide since you 'disqualified' the earthquake (you know, fault lines, etc.). On another note; she was 'kind of' correct regarding life on other planets. There were 54 planets detected in the 'Goldilocks Zone', 3 being earth-sized. Not evidence that other life exists, but certainly makes it seem more viable.

[rriverstone1]

100 face palms

[notinmyname2050]

@rriverstone1 Well, she got two, though that was less than what I thought someone should get just factoring for chance.

[rriverstone1]

@notinmyname2050 the extra 2 face palms are just on general principles. I'd have done more, but my face was getting sore.

[aednil]

my favorite predictions are the polar bears and penguins, and the Buckingham Palace ghosts. XD

it´s just incredibly hilarious!

[notinmyname2050]

@aednil Those were two of my favourites also, along with the brain transplant.

[maxi060188]

Just want to point out that north and south korea never officialy made peace after the korean war, so technically they are still at war.

[notinmyname2050]

@maxi060188 Good catch

[LtShock]

So she, pretty much, got 3 out of 100?? ABOVE AVERAGE! :O

[notinmyname2050]

@LtShock Well she got the balloon right and the tsuami (which I gave even though she had recycled it from her failed 2010 predictions) Not sure what the third one is

[LtShock]

@notinmyname2050 Well, I gave her one more for the vague, obvious predictions she made. It still doesn't help her though.

[lazygorillas]

Hhahah you are like intellectual Myth Busters

[notinmyname2050]

@lazygorillas I'm nowhere near those guys, but thank you.

[fomoran]

10.01 "sir richard branson in danger","No". didn't a storm set fire to his tropical home and kate winslet rescued his aging mother from the house...? But her guess was about a man who has put himself in needless danger far too often already. To have a prediction that he'd be in danger any given year is an informed guess at the future we all could have made.

[notinmyname2050]

@fomoran Well it was his mother that was in that house, not him. The worst injury he received that night was from bumping into a decorative cactus.

[fomoran]

@notinmyname2050 cactus can be dangerous one of mine gave me a nasty infected/poisoned jab once. As a few others pointed this one out too we're only pointing out in good faith before some supporter of hers calls foul and uses confirmation bias to make the shining hits(ish) blot out the shocking amount of misses. Skeptics give skeptics a hard time it's the woo peddlers who're too busy balming eachother's egos to spot blatent frauds.

[Khewew]

wait we are going to find a blue whale in Columbia? which lake is it hiding in?

[notinmyname2050]

@Khewew Which list was that on?

[Khewew]

@notinmyname2050 said largest animal in the world 7:10

[notinmyname2050]

@Khewew no that was just my accent getting in the way, the word was 'emerald'

[Khewew]

@notinmyname2050 ahh my bad,but a blue whale in a lake in Columbia is just about as likely as some of the other stuff she said.

[notinmyname2050]

@Khewew pretty much

[Khewew]

@Khewew I do want to point out though that an arrest in the case of X does not mean conviction, and they quite possibly could have arrested a few people over the Ramsey case and let them go for lack of evidence or other reasons.

[cablepanos]

@Khewew Columbia isn't land-locked.

[Khewew]

@cablepanos what's that got to do with anything? If I said you would find something IN Cuba you wouldn't look in the gulf of Mexico would you?

[Dissent1]

Is a "giant spider nest" a giant nest of spiders, or a nest of giant spiders?

[notinmyname2050]

@Dissent1 Given how shoddy her grasp of grammar is it's impossible to tell. I'm thinking she either got the idea from Arachnophobia or the Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (when they find the nest of giant spiders in the Forbidden Forest)

[ChathSuaco]

@notinmyname2050 I wouldn't give her the credit of having found a movie like Arachnophobia, I'd bet she was forced to watch Harry Potter... then went "Oh wow I should predict that" when they got to the spider part... then she blanked out again.

[travlr3000x]

Canada has universal healthcare. I highly suggest she seek out the nearest mental health professional at her earliest possible convenience.

[notinmyname2050]

@travlr3000x Good advcie

[tattooskin72]

I do appreciate the warning to swallow :) I think you should have put a warning at the beginning of the video to just not eat or drink at all while watching this though. I laughed my ass off the whole time.

[notinmyname2050]

@tattooskin72 Yeah, there was a lot choose from. I don't know which was my favourite. Its between the Brain Transplant, the North Pole Penguins or the Ghosts of Buckingham Palace.

[thechurchoffuckyou]

According to her, half of the population should be dead by the end of the year.

[notinmyname2050]

@thechurchoffuckyou Just about, lol.

[ThePariahLivesOn]

If all of these happen before the end of the year, you're going to be pissed lol

[notinmyname2050]

@ThePariahLivesOn If this much shit hits the fan at once I'll be lucky to be alive never mind pissed off. :P

[Studeb]

You got it all wrong, she was listing everything that wasn't going to happen. :)

Hah! Every psychic knows to keep their predictions vague enough that they could fit every year that has ever passed, she'll be expelled from fraud school. The bit with the brain transplant made me laugh like a loon.

[meaninter03]

@Studeb Well, she obviously doesn't know this, as her predictions, much as they follow a terrorist-arson pattern haven't happened.

Can I make a prediction? Stuff will happen.

@notinmyname2050: How dare you, sir? Scooby Doo's not real?! Now I have nothing left to believe in! :p

[notinmyname2050]

@meaninter03 Scooby Doo exists but in a parallel dimension separate from our 'real' world. Hope that helps.