well i can not only text and eat a donut and pet a kitty while i drive but i can balance a marshmallow on my tongue and fix a television while reprogramming a random old lady's computer and i'm only 13
but what if you got a text saying that "if you look this text right now while you're driving you're probably gonna die or get in a bad accident".... i think that would be important... o.O
i kno this one time i was with my sister and she was textin and driving and she wasnt paying no attention and she almost ran over a squirrel...i screamed and we went off the road. so i completely agree that you shouldnt text and drive.
I can't even start testing for my license until I'm 17 screw the irish law I wanna live in America and I watch you cause u make me laugh when I'm doing my homework
*giggles* had to share u in facebook, my friend texts and drives and we have almost been in to acc, so i sent that to her and on my page, ty again for all ur awesome vids ^^
hey wait a minute? i know that its not good to text and drive and i wont but what if your mom texts you that she just went into labor? can you look at it?
im 12 and im a better driver than some adults here in Colorado because they all think like u said they think theyre a great driver they text and call and dance and yell in their cars.
I randomly found an interactive video of you and your brother talking about Justin Bieber. I'm not JB fan buuut i liked how you were telling him not to believe everything he hears because that is SERIOUSLY a problem now a days. so i just HAD to subscribe to you :) aaand now i realized you have these coffee rants and omg i've been watching them for like hours noww!! you like to rant just as much as i do :)
LOL i told this guy i liked like after a dance: we saw each other somewhere and like he was like did u like the dance and i said it was OK and he was like really i LOVED it and i said, well thats b/c u danced like a girl: BUTTT what i ment was, u were trynna be funny whne u were dancing and u were immitating girls dancing, but he was trynna do that do yeah, and i ment it like that not like he dances like a girl and then his face was like :) tooo :/ and i was like SHIITTTT
i legitally subscribed right before u said thanx for subscribing and i kinda freaking thinking u were actually talking to me and like it wasnt part of the videoXD
Your so freakin hot. I'm actually tempted to text and drive, so when you go to hug my dad and take that hug back I WILL be there. I'll take the hug that you took back.
HaHaHa funny gotta love him on a coffee rant!!!! ohhhhh i need to sleep been awake 15 hours straight!!! 15 cups of coffee!! i love coffee!! he he he.. my mom told me 1 week ago that she could text and drive text morning got a call @ school telling me My aunt was gonna pick me up because my mom crashed the car and was going 2 b another hour or 2.
When you said throw a fact at that. I didnt realize you ment if theyre doing something stupid, throw a fact that relates. So yesterday, the teacher dropped his donut on the ground and I yelled at him "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!? A Whales penis is called a dork"...thx to you i got sent to the office xDD
Every single time i'm in the car with him he texts and drives. Like literally EVERY SINGLE TIME. So i tell him, "yo you're putting our lives along with other people's lives at risk your girlfriend isn't that important right now. If you want i'll text her for you."Do you know what he replies to me EVERY SINGLE TIME?
One of my close friends just passed away because of a driver who was talking on their phone.
He was filling up his tank on the side of the road because ran out of gas, and a driver who was talking on their phone hit him with a snowplow and sent him 50ft up the highway. Killed instantly.
It's not just even texting and driving, it's using the phone while driving in as well, for the dummies, this includes talking on the phone while driving that's also dangerous and is the cause of many deaths. It's simple, all you have to do is hang up and drive, and if there's an emergency or whatever other reason you have that you need to use the phone for, it's called "Pull over on the side of the road, go to a gas station and park there, go somewhere where you can park your car", it's that EZ
@missybabyhun I did the same thing to my mom the other night and she's like "But this is buisness!" and I said "Well take care of the buisness in front of you. NOT GETTING US KILLED!" She then picked up her phone again and I hit it unto the floor of the car. She didn't text again. :D
you know what would be funny? yeah, if a 19 year old was texting and driving then they got in a accident and then they where in the hospital and they took out there phone and started texting. hehehe.HEY IM 12 YEARS OLD.
My mom almost got in 5 accidents in a day because of people talking on the phone or texting and not paying attention to what thier doing. Once when I first started driving someone tried to pull over in my lane (no single lights or blind spot checks). I'm happy I was quick enough to blow my horn. Like my Drivers Ed Teacher said "Drive like everyones out to kill you".
IKR!!! My grandma got in an acident a litle while ago and the lady that hit her was texting and it was the ladys 5th phone related acident. Grandma almost died and the lady was like 30!!
*posted on my birthday too! :O :D
xx
000FunGirl000 1 month ago
Sorry, they guy who coaches me tennis looks just like you, and he also does acting, spooky times 0_0 xx
000FunGirl000 1 month ago
well i can not only text and eat a donut and pet a kitty while i drive but i can balance a marshmallow on my tongue and fix a television while reprogramming a random old lady's computer and i'm only 13
CharChar647 3 months ago
I subbed... :) hahaha
IRuvFryRice 5 months ago
but what if you got a text saying that "if you look this text right now while you're driving you're probably gonna die or get in a bad accident".... i think that would be important... o.O
rockstarangel151 7 months ago
XD
ilovemybooboo1000 7 months ago in playlist Coffee High Rants
ur a gd singa!
megamazza123 7 months ago
@extremepball
Hahahah! I'm sorry.
I found that rather hilariousssxD
And sad....
I totally support this video(:
xxxMusoukaxxx 7 months ago
its illegal to text and drive AND talk on the phone and drive where i live (ontario)
Sabamzoo 7 months ago
someone was texting and driving by my school and they ran over our cross gaurd
extremepball 7 months ago
pet kitties o_o" wow oh wow< dont you have a grlfriend lolz
Fluffyninjacutie 7 months ago
WTF! i subscribe right befor he said thanks for subscribing! Dx im scared.. he knows the future
asus7607 7 months ago
ummmmmm... all i got to say i dont think u shold let me drive for a few years im 12 =P
Sonic4589 7 months ago
thats has a really good message. and i dont think he needs THAT MUCH help...
lol
TheZebralovers123 7 months ago
my grandma, was digging in her purse, drinking coffee, & talking on the phone, & driving with her knees! Holy crap that was scary!!!
cOoKiEzMoNsTaA03 7 months ago
UPLOADED ON MY 10 B_DAY!!!
yomama958 7 months ago
@jailynbrice ikr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mericlessful 7 months ago
ur song at the end reminds me of Rob Dyrdecks jingles =D
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that rases
njvixen72 8 months ago
that racsses
njvixen72 8 months ago
iv seen a vid of a guy texting reading a book and playing with a ipad while driving
SuperDirtyAmerican 8 months ago
I like the philly D influence. Keep it coming
kkid777 8 months ago
2:15 lol
katara244 8 months ago
I can steer with my knees xD
MrJCB420 8 months ago
I cant drive :(
Caradepato2 8 months ago
I'm 14... I can't drive so stop being so moody to me lol
KickAssFan2010 8 months ago
HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY JUST SUBSCRIBED RIGHT BEFORE HE THANKED US FOR SUBSCRIBING. MINDFUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!
GAMESTERA13 8 months ago
Wat if I txt on red light???
Sp33LzZz 8 months ago
heeheehe! I fee not at all awward. Im alreay subscribed
Hippychic818 8 months ago
really whyyyyyy obama
c8wavetheory 8 months ago
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
c8wavetheory 8 months ago
I can't even drive yet..IM 11!
AutumnBieber2000 8 months ago
I could have a donut in my hand and petting a kitty!
misstessy123 9 months ago in playlist Coffee High Rants
dude your awesome love your vids :D
tias74196 9 months ago
i like it when he winks! very cute :)
initime 9 months ago
omg i barley found you your funny =D
lovejustina48 9 months ago
i kno this one time i was with my sister and she was textin and driving and she wasnt paying no attention and she almost ran over a squirrel...i screamed and we went off the road. so i completely agree that you shouldnt text and drive.
britneyboo93 9 months ago
YOU RULE
legomessiah 9 months ago in playlist Coffee High Rants
3:19 Tehe FUNNY SONG
thelucatron007 9 months ago
my favorite part is 1:03 and 2:13 lolololololololol
zoey12345pie 9 months ago
lmao pause at 2:14
ShayzAwesome 9 months ago
i hate it when youtubers have to ask people to subscribe to them. its like that bum who asks me for change at the gas station... :\
presbarkeep 9 months ago
OMG II LOVe u ur so smart and ALways coming with these intress Topics :P II LOVE UU U HYPER BROWN KId :D
taneischa 9 months ago
someone definitely almost got hit because of a driving texter.
mee1983able 9 months ago
I can't even start testing for my license until I'm 17 screw the irish law I wanna live in America and I watch you cause u make me laugh when I'm doing my homework
FuturMsTaylorLautner 9 months ago in playlist Coffee High Rants
I can't even start testing for my license until I'm 17 screw the irish law I wanna live in America
FuturMsTaylorLautner 9 months ago in playlist Coffee High Rants
*giggles* had to share u in facebook, my friend texts and drives and we have almost been in to acc, so i sent that to her and on my page, ty again for all ur awesome vids ^^
Azrayella 9 months ago
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you should do a obama song!
Emmanouel123 10 months ago
you should do a obama song!
Emmanouel123 10 months ago
Wow, no comment,'
Usmobil 10 months ago
i drink 2 much coffie everyday
kidkrazy9 10 months ago
@performer246 yeah, we know....
xXmissparamoreXx 10 months ago
I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF AT 0:29
performer246 10 months ago
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0:29 LOL
performer246 10 months ago
0:29 LOL
performer246 10 months ago
0:29 LMAO !
performer246 10 months ago
0:29 i laughed my head off !
performer246 10 months ago
Some of my friends are talking about that in exhibition.
My brother is going to start driving :(
Coco20567 10 months ago
emo
markovich777 10 months ago
hey wait a minute? i know that its not good to text and drive and i wont but what if your mom texts you that she just went into labor? can you look at it?
ThePrincess242 10 months ago
@ThePrincess242 Yeah. Pull over. Lol.
LamiaEra 10 months ago
@LamiaEra kks :) im 12 so its gnaa b a while b4 i drive but im juss checking!
ThePrincess242 10 months ago
@ThePrincess242 Haha. Good ~ :D
LamiaEra 10 months ago
@LamiaEra lolz :) but mah mother is preggers shes 6 months :)
ThePrincess242 10 months ago
you have nice teeth:D
sneakerspatches 10 months ago 55
you have big eyebrows
bsuvstcu7890 10 months ago
Yeah teenagers are pretty stupid :D
And IM a teenager, so......... that must mean something, I think.
Moshata 10 months ago
at 2:15..... i almostt screammedd!!
laurensoccaplaya 10 months ago
Does this mean i can't put my kitty in my car now?
MyPinky2003 10 months ago
A test has proven that the compact and armored feel of a car gives people the feeling that they are perfectly safe and untouchable on the road.
AkatsukiLover33 10 months ago
im 12 and im a better driver than some adults here in Colorado because they all think like u said they think theyre a great driver they text and call and dance and yell in their cars.
clairebear0506 11 months ago
texting and driving is illegal in AL :D
Drizzable 11 months ago
what the heck 2:14
kaitykaitkaitlyn1 11 months ago
You should drink some coffie... no nevermind.
TheSoccerplaya13 11 months ago
Haha i hate ppl who txt and drive!
TheSoccerplaya13 11 months ago
@TheSoccerplaya13 dont go to Asia... ie China
bloosygirl 11 months ago
@bloosygirl ??? What does that mean? Oh never mind I got it. Thanks for the advice... i think.
TheSoccerplaya13 11 months ago
@TheSoccerplaya13 they text/call and drive.
bloosygirl 11 months ago
Ur a bad singer but ur funny
justausom999 11 months ago
what if im not subscribed to you. can i still drink and text and pet a kitty and drive?
BBbloodbrotherCCCX 11 months ago
are you a cop?
sercodycool 11 months ago
I found secret box but its not putting my comment in...
TheGlitchBox1 11 months ago
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" Baby BYe BYe BYe! "
TheGlitchBox1 11 months ago
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Baby BYe BYe BYe!
TheGlitchBox1 11 months ago
I randomly found an interactive video of you and your brother talking about Justin Bieber. I'm not JB fan buuut i liked how you were telling him not to believe everything he hears because that is SERIOUSLY a problem now a days. so i just HAD to subscribe to you :) aaand now i realized you have these coffee rants and omg i've been watching them for like hours noww!! you like to rant just as much as i do :)
jaslizful 11 months ago
2:15 HAHAHA!
ArtofTwist 11 months ago
LOL i told this guy i liked like after a dance: we saw each other somewhere and like he was like did u like the dance and i said it was OK and he was like really i LOVED it and i said, well thats b/c u danced like a girl: BUTTT what i ment was, u were trynna be funny whne u were dancing and u were immitating girls dancing, but he was trynna do that do yeah, and i ment it like that not like he dances like a girl and then his face was like :) tooo :/ and i was like SHIITTTT
yepthatsallie 11 months ago
Same as the person below me, I subbed and then right after you said thanks for subscribing! haha
TarrVlogs 11 months ago
i legitally subscribed right before u said thanx for subscribing and i kinda freaking thinking u were actually talking to me and like it wasnt part of the videoXD
JUSTINBIEBER21LUVER 11 months ago
Your so freakin hot. I'm actually tempted to text and drive, so when you go to hug my dad and take that hug back I WILL be there. I'll take the hug that you took back.
ThatOne678 11 months ago
did u do tis after u wacthed EXTERME HOME MEAKEOVER
SuperMetube9 11 months ago
lol relax bro i can drive a car with a doughnut in my hand while peting a kitty nice man lol.
cloverfield2021 11 months ago
Kool video i dont text and drive
samflegal1 11 months ago
Dude u r the best eva. Ur funi nd hot.
angelodeath619 1 year ago
Your eyebrows...they real?
martynblackburn1977 1 year ago
i watch u cuz u funny,cute n cuz ur brother is funnie n cute lol
iluvjohnmorrison 1 year ago
i watch u cause ur sexy !!!! with out ur beard and we think the same i strongly agree on every thing u say !!!!
adrianawashere1 1 year ago
he needs help get him some coffee!!
pjepples11 1 year ago
HaHaHa funny gotta love him on a coffee rant!!!! ohhhhh i need to sleep been awake 15 hours straight!!! 15 cups of coffee!! i love coffee!! he he he.. my mom told me 1 week ago that she could text and drive text morning got a call @ school telling me My aunt was gonna pick me up because my mom crashed the car and was going 2 b another hour or 2.
pjepples11 1 year ago
i was actually petting my kitty while watching this =D
monkswede 1 year ago
@2:15 tongue x)
xminerva16x 1 year ago
Baby BYe BYe BYe! yeah, i know im a bit slow x)
xminerva16x 1 year ago
ksics faces u rock!
Demetri623 1 year ago
When you said throw a fact at that. I didnt realize you ment if theyre doing something stupid, throw a fact that relates. So yesterday, the teacher dropped his donut on the ground and I yelled at him "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!? A Whales penis is called a dork"...thx to you i got sent to the office xDD
GiggleSnort0418 1 year ago
in all seriousness I am an amazing driver but i still dont text and drive
UFALLI 1 year ago
Y r u so freaking crazy all the freaking time
MrTannerJohnson 1 year ago
congratz 1 + subscriber
dragah1000 1 year ago
obama sucks ass
chaser22081 1 year ago
This video reminded me of my 18 year old cousin.
Every single time i'm in the car with him he texts and drives. Like literally EVERY SINGLE TIME. So i tell him, "yo you're putting our lives along with other people's lives at risk your girlfriend isn't that important right now. If you want i'll text her for you."Do you know what he replies to me EVERY SINGLE TIME?
"Dude! I'm a professional driver!"
*Facepalm*
thefamous333 1 year ago
One of my close friends just passed away because of a driver who was talking on their phone.
He was filling up his tank on the side of the road because ran out of gas, and a driver who was talking on their phone hit him with a snowplow and sent him 50ft up the highway. Killed instantly.
I'm glad you posted this vid :(
Screw txting and driving
JimmyTheGirl 1 year ago
we know u need help that is why we watch u
Kris77Stark 1 year ago
Cause your funny to watch
iheartjacobblack12 1 year ago
Obamarama.
KingOfClubz100 1 year ago 20
MY FRIENDS R ALWAYS TEXTING WEN IM IN THE CAR WITH THEM AND I TELL THEM TO STOP TEXTING AND THEY SAY THE SAME THING
cowcowcleo 1 year ago
I HATE THIS VIDEO. That is all.
yubah2400 1 year ago
haha this kid needs help! :p
i'm thinking the same way about my self somethimes XD
karentjuuuh96 1 year ago
sooo. im just curious......r yu ok up there? in the head........! haha
msbeckett123 1 year ago
Why would you want to do that? You'd get kitty hair in your donut.
XxXcaidXxX 1 year ago
lol I still LOVE you even if your hyper or not!!! <3 <3 <3
AWrootbeerlover1 1 year ago
more crazy tom plz
christhenotlamm 1 year ago
I hate going in the car with my mom cause texts while driving all the time -_- then she gets mad when you ask to put the phone away
ximPacman 1 year ago
i dont like him... stupid sandnigger
YebacNick 1 year ago
lol I'mma show my dad this video!
UpsidedownBirdPro 1 year ago
I watched this video while driving. jk jk
mnazz89 1 year ago
It's not just even texting and driving, it's using the phone while driving in as well, for the dummies, this includes talking on the phone while driving that's also dangerous and is the cause of many deaths. It's simple, all you have to do is hang up and drive, and if there's an emergency or whatever other reason you have that you need to use the phone for, it's called "Pull over on the side of the road, go to a gas station and park there, go somewhere where you can park your car", it's that EZ
michaelgrella 1 year ago
Ever thought on making one show with Ray William Johnson? it could be funny
DarkRageNBR 1 year ago
How old are you ?
secrettunnel100 1 year ago
I subscribed just before he said thanks for subscribing and I was like OMFG??!?!?!
283funnybunny 1 year ago
u kinda look like charles trippy just a little
891ismith 1 year ago
Haha what if Obama was watching this
sexyliciousmexican 1 year ago
haha my mom drives and txtz
brandonsmithhater13 1 year ago
You deserve more views and subs than Fred.
mrsubscribe11 1 year ago
@mrsubscribe11 agree 1000%
danieldvs100 1 year ago
@3lla1997 good 1
nova6zombie 1 year ago
wait..... how are you risking the dude wo your textings life and your own if you do that?
Zachary70051 1 year ago
@Zachary70051 if ur with him and u get in an accident, u him, and the other guy u crashed in can get seriously hurt
hersheyburst 1 year ago
@hersheyburst wait...i thought i was the only one to say that...whoops :/
thebestround 1 year ago
@Zachary70051 the texter can hit him and they'll both die or get seriously injured
thebestround 1 year ago
whats is your religion?
dell11700 1 year ago
donughts and kittys are a DEADLY concoction xD
redrawrmonster 1 year ago
EXACTLY! driving is a priviledge...its not mandatory..they should respect it!!
123abcblonde 1 year ago
how old is he?
Kushboooooooooo 1 year ago
"I wouldnt watch me, I'd be like this kid needs help."
But really you make us laugh, its like we cant stop watching you.
That sounds very creepy,, lol
CourtneyNeubarth 1 year ago
OBAMA!
Ronawesome 1 year ago
amen to that brother!!! :D lmfao ur hillarious oh god u put a smile on my face when im feelin low :)
Vampirescrewof9 1 year ago
dude aint tht tha truth txtin and drivin messsed up
tr3vor7o5 1 year ago
@missybabyhun I did the same thing to my mom the other night and she's like "But this is buisness!" and I said "Well take care of the buisness in front of you. NOT GETTING US KILLED!" She then picked up her phone again and I hit it unto the floor of the car. She didn't text again. :D
awesomegirls10 1 year ago
i watch your rants while playing exit path, and eating a doughnut. Its the greatest hour of my life
hersheyburst 1 year ago 21
@hersheyburst hhahahaha
KSicsFaces 1 year ago 8
i found the secret box baby bye bye
tinkerbell76225 1 year ago
I know I'm not a great driver... :c I crashed my first car...
KornzDarkInferno 1 year ago
im only 14 thanks for telling me for im driving love youuuuu!!!!!!!!
mar7iah 1 year ago
"The problem is brown kids haveing too much coffee" OMWord!!! too funny! ;P
AuntieEm3 1 year ago
WE are getting married! i hope you know that!!!
26Janaya 1 year ago
"This kid needs helP!" LOL you are sooo funny!!
shakedoosh3132 1 year ago
Dudeee ! i love your videos :L :L
SUBSCRIBING !
anetalovejb 1 year ago
2:12-2:16 is hilarious
MissButterfly37 1 year ago
hug my dad then take it back.......NOOOOO THAT WOULD KILL HIM!!!ha ha ha your funny...but if i see you tomoro....im calling the police
liltyty103 1 year ago
love your teeth!
FrenchyBabyrime 1 year ago
Baby BYe BYe BYe!
tenzer7 1 year ago
donut and kitty!!!!! hahaha
KenzLovesJBieber9 1 year ago
my sister (Sherry-20) Does make make and hair will driveing.
My sister (Shelly-15) Plays with her Ipod.
Everytime I am with them in the car I am afraid of my life
MegaShaylee 1 year ago
its wierd i enjoy this vid hes wierd and loud
MrNiceBud 1 year ago
r u waring makeup like not to be mean but u look like ur waring eyeshowdo
dragonmunch 1 year ago
KITTIES!
cori875 1 year ago
you know what would be funny? yeah, if a 19 year old was texting and driving then they got in a accident and then they where in the hospital and they took out there phone and started texting. hehehe.HEY IM 12 YEARS OLD.
anarchy1090 1 year ago
HAHA I actually clicked the subscribe button before you took your pause in the video!! I thought u like saw me with ur awesome powers haha
A2DiZZL3 1 year ago
My mom almost got in 5 accidents in a day because of people talking on the phone or texting and not paying attention to what thier doing. Once when I first started driving someone tried to pull over in my lane (no single lights or blind spot checks). I'm happy I was quick enough to blow my horn. Like my Drivers Ed Teacher said "Drive like everyones out to kill you".
Pooky1991 1 year ago
@Pooky1991 Maybe it's your mom's driving then and not the other people if she almost got in 5 accidents in one day.
BobReefer 1 year ago
I betcha' Obama will eventually watch this . But if he did, it wouldn't matter because Obama doesn't drive . He has drivers, 'cause he's the Prezz (x
alex132500 1 year ago
Awsome vid man
cloverfield2021 1 year ago
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My brother did that, and my dad told him to pull over and my dad took his liscence right from him and told him to get in the passenger seat.
Brishaun104 1 year ago
My brother did that, and my dad told him to pull over and my dad took his liscence right from him and told him to get in the passenger seat.
Brishaun104 1 year ago
My brother did that, and my dad told him to pull over and my dad took his liscence right from him and told him to get in the passenger.
Brishaun104 1 year ago
IKR!!! My grandma got in an acident a litle while ago and the lady that hit her was texting and it was the ladys 5th phone related acident. Grandma almost died and the lady was like 30!!
torisinift 1 year ago
my mom texts and drives all the