Crappy Games: Dragon's Lair (NES)

[Pandy79]

hahahaa this guys fooking funny :P

[DeadAsDisco666]

After playing this piece of shit on an emulator i wanted to kill Dan Bluth

[stoneyo]

This was very funny...... Thanks

[briansomethin]

Classic NES moments. I had so many of those. 30 yrs old... Ive had my share of breakin shit over those games.

[ahmet8888]

this shit is hilarious. one of the funniest game reviews I've ever seen

[007gamerdude]

lol so funny, best review ever, everything u say about this game is absolutely true!

[KingofAllVideoGames]

Your a new age noob. This game isn't that hard. I can make in at least 5 or 6 screens in. Its just rial and error. Not bitching about it on youtube.

[SeGaSaTuRn1994]

stop trying to copy AVGN james cause u suck

[TheLightninification]

@SeGaSaTuRn1994 wow man he posted this way before avgn even came around

[SmashTheApple4]

@SeGaSaTuRn1994

uhm... check the date man before you start muttering

[leaseknyayu]

KuhaaaaMiiiiihiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!­

[Martinntoxx]

I actually had this game once.

[CapoThisCapoThat]

wowowowow... avgn copycat bullshit

[HoldThisHandTightly]

@CapoThisCapoThat check the dates this was made before AVGN's review u retarded piece of ass

[o2UglyKJ]

that green thing is not in the real story, it's raised in a story telling varity. There is a clue. yep, in the original, the game begins and ends here, with the sludge green creature. I think many would take a mirror and rock, right here, but that is only theway this story, want to lead you. It's different though.

[o2UglyKJ]

lol, it was on Lazer Disc too. All the games take a story line and different gameplay, the best gameplay is the cartoon style game, as though you direct the show.

[ddman12345678910]

your no avgn



[TheFootballFred]

this guys just fucking annoying

[Shadow11614]

not all dragons lair games suck, the arcade version was good

but dang the game was worse than it looks, i didnt believe jedite and avgn until played the game, the controls were really horrible

[christiansoldier11]

through the Nerds advice i think i got past the door and i only lost 1 life... but i didn't get past the snake.

btw you are seriosuly screwed up if this makes Jekyll n Hyde look like Mega man... it actually makes it look like Super Mario Bros 3. both Mario 3 and Mega man are diffucult as fuck.

[sxyjavon]

Funny ass video....im subscribing

[KuchikiJ]

eve nnif AVGN where first, he isn't as funny as this guy, this nigga rages with is funnny as hell

[thatbastardson]

Its you that's the idiot, not the game.

[SirTannen]

That dragon is a badass mothafucka.

[Sakabatou77]

And I thought I cussed a lot!

[kaiserxblue]

noob, and you dare call yourself a gamer?

[ReneO93V2]

@kaiserxblue

you are watching a video from the game reviewing pandemic of 2006, LOL

The idea is to suck at a game on purpose to show the bad points of a game here

[druha10304]

demons souls is easier LOL

[druha10304]

demons souls is easier LOL

[cameron20101000]

The Fucking Door Kills you! at 1:13

what the fuck?

at 1:57 muthafucka sure does know anything about smart.

[cameron20101000]

nes suck ass!!!

[framerjen]

This is one of the funniest reviews on Youtube!!!

[TwistedVideoGame]

wow this video is from 2006

[PrinceZoren]

It's not crappy.. it's just hard but good game

[Mariofan7]

I remember having this game, I wasn't even 8. But somehow I passed the first level.

[123TauruZ321]

Hehehehe, AAAAAGH, DAMN YOU YOU FACKING SHIT! xDD "This game just make me wanna tear my hair"

[marleyfan69]

Avgn already did this, get over it

[123TauruZ321]

@marleyfan69 This guy was first.

[werehold]

Gosh Napoleon, get good.

[huhbrownies]

subscribed!

[distopicdream]

1:12 CRACK!!

[cameron20101000]

don't play this game anymore YOU FUCK EVEN BETTER!

JESUS CRISE BLOW THIS CRAP UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[cameron20101000]

examples again

1.fuck you bitch (restart)

2.shut the fuck up (load game)

3.changing assholes (options)

4.select a bullshit level (level selection/password)

5.leave me alone (quit game)

pick a example you piece of shit and blow this crap up too.

[gigi529]

Playing this game is like getting AIDS!

[cameron20101000]

destroy this muthafucka once and for all!

this game is a piece of shit and fucking retarded

examples are

1. bullshit (restart)

2. shut the fuck up (load game)

3. leave me alone (quit)

pick a example before you destroy this asshole.

[cameron20101000]

other versions of dragon's lair are fucking okay

but the nes version don't give a damn

examples again

not fair (restart)

shut up bitch (load game)

changing assholes (options)

get the hell away from me (quit)

[fipsfoxy]

@cameron20101000 Did you play the Gameboy (classic) version? PURE torture.

[cameron20101000]

@fipsfoxy no i haven't

[cameron20101000]

spawn the eternal is a little worst shit on ps1 because i keep fuck died in realm 3

that means:

god dammit

shut the hell up

leave me the fuck alone

[cameron20101000]

the worser fuck shit of all time

right for nes version dragon's lair is bullshit

example 1. bullshit (restart)

example 2. shut the fuck up (load game)

example 3. leave me alone (quit)

[Shadow11614]

this guy is hilarious

he should review a game with avgn

[ChristianU2ubeh]

Granted this game does suck. But come on, you have to admit that Dragon's Lair was pretty influential for it's time. It was the first game to use laserdisk technology (which all systems save the DS run on these days), and is one of only three arcade games (the others being Pong and Pac-Man) that are permanantly on display at the Smithsonian.

[Shadow11614]

ive played the game

avgn and jedite1 were right

it is terrible

[OreoMan951]

the "useless" G helps you get more gold.

[drickmel]

Lol I watched Jedite first back then before avgn

hahaha

I laughed so hard back then to this, Such memories.

[RdlH93]

epic

[S1nwar]

did anyone test this game ? i mean was there like a betaphase back then or what ? "yeah i let my family test it and they said it sucked just as i told you...oh what we have to release it tomorrow?"

[Shadow11614]

i like avgn but i cant stand his fanboys

im sure that avgn probably even hates it when people call other reviewers rip offs

[Calponi]

@Shadow11614 there are rip offs :) Even people who are proud rip offs (i.e. HVGN)

I think people are just to lazy to look at the date. I mean, 2006 means AVGN had 13 videos out there (14 if you count the Powerglove review that came out one day after this video)

So yeah, AVGN isn't the only one with the right to call bad games "shit". But you have to give him credit: Because of him many more people watch any "angry" reviews than before. By the way: I personally love AVGN. Call me a Fan-boy ;)

[Shadow11614]

i like avgn's better but honestly this came before avgn reviewed it

[Idiot0666]

it video before avgn

[MrMozart82]

I couldn't stop laughing, this guy was friggin hilarious! I can relate to his pain too, which is half the reason I was laughing so hard! He's awesome!

[m1st3rjm4n]

@MrMozart82Yeah that's Right, So Fucking Funny !!! I laughed so much that I hurt my abs, ouch... This guy looks like a stupid cartoon character completely shitty, KILLED BY A DOOR !!!

[kzbxvz]

The FUCKING DOOR KILLS YOU, MOVE FASTER YOU FUCK, lol!. Even better than AVGNs review.

[cameron20101000]

@kzbxvz the fucking door does touch you to death 

[Flicksaje13]

This is what happens when you let 12 year olds get hold of your old NES when they're used to retard proof games like halo.

[sldb]

OMG, this gameplay really makes me laugh.. a lot! hahaha great!

[Motorbroetchen]

OMFG when i was young i tried to came to the second lvl...but i lost every time -.-

[cisco787487]

Ahhhhh phew I laughed so much with this video.

[balder1981]

I don't understand english well but i cannot stop laugh. i remember well that game lol

[kzbxvz]

Almost everything will kill you in this goodlooking NES game from 1990, anyway total crap!

[KarySanger]

isnt it hilarious how RetroShinigami is desperately removing his comments to avoid further flame? =D

L.0.s.3.r

[wontonsipodhelp]

I ROFL at the bridge part. The commentator is so fuckin' funny. :)

[nickkkk20]

Man see this youll find the way to cross the dragon!!!!!!!! XD!!!

[Monacomaverick]

I had this on the Sega CD, and I had to wash my hands after throwing the CD in the garbage since it was complete and utter feces. How it got released on so many consoles is an total mystery in my opinion..

[Megajanitor]

@RetroShinigami Then...why go to Sky-team and troll them? You're not making any sense. Just stay at Honda and nobody will care.

[Megajanitor]

@RetroShinigami Our? Nobody agrees with you. Actually, everyone is flaming you.

[Megajanitor]

@RetroShinigami Stop sucking AVGN then.

[suryakumars]

this is the PAL version the nerd was talking abt ?

[MugenHeadNinja]

dude your not suppost to kill it your suppost to jump over it and go thru the door before it closes

[SuperDave341]

@RetroShinigami I guess yes, because if you were not a fanboy, you would have never say anything about rip off (Which I personnaly think is not). This is not because AVGN yell in his video that ONLY him can do this. My godness , people are really stupid these day...

[rednofive]

I can't stop laughing, this is so funny! The game is a piece of shit and the narration is hilarious!

[autioooo]

Next time check your microphone volume in your review -.- just A BIT too high....

[fr3dster2424]

it pisses me off watching it

[kzbxvz]

jedite1 is so fucking funny.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

I'm not the only one who thinks even the ACTUAL laserdisc Dragon's Lair games suck?

[keepabreast98]

hahahaha wats up alby its destiny....... thiz is so funny lol

[keepabreast98]

Albeatz:That's Right Take this game and Blow it up to Smitherings Boooooooooom!!!

[keepabreast98]

hahaha tht was so funny lmao I wish yeww made another one tht cracks me up so much

[5kogur]

I Like the pal version of this game, also im a fan of Dragon's Lair (Arcade) :P

Why do u ripoff from a bad reviewer to make it even worse -.-

[dudennem2k8]

@RetroShinigami HOW IS IT A AVGN RIP-OFF WHEN HE MADE IT BEFORE AVGN ! fucking avgn fanboy.

[SirTannen]

@dudennem2k8 This is obviously a halo ripoff nub.

[Genesis2099]

Funny. very funnay

[pheaktor]

never enough of crappy games reviews, the more the better.

[FortuneInLies]

Omg this is a horrible review..

[Divigen]

@RetroShinigami

except this was uploaded before avgn made his review

fail.

[haydenconnor]

the dragon looks more like a snake

[TheGdude101]

the y do u play it

[luriomaxx]

LOl i played this when i bought an emulator disc for my Playstaion and i never passed the bridge, so crappy i laughed isntead of getting angry

[haydenconnor]

you're too shrill

Sick0fant is more calm

[Doommaster1994]

You think this version is bad? Try the GameBoy version. That game makes the NES version look like Super Mario Bros. 3.

[ovoon7]

AVGN rip off or not, this review stinks. Dragon's Lair games are awesome.

[MattT1996]

@ovoon7 The NES version sucks. The arcade version rocks!

[theandroinvader]

@ovoon7 HE MADE THIS REVIEW 1 YEAR BEFORE AVGN STUPID AVGN NATZI FAGGOT

[ovoon7]

@theandroinvader

Oh wow I didn't even see the date. I hate AVGN too.

But still, Dragons Lair, the timing game, was awesome.

[Pugslee3]

He moves like a 110 year old man!

[ganonlight]

@cradleofdeath123 He tried but you cant crouch on that side

You have to go to back, throw nails at it and avoid the fire..

[cradleofdeath123]

i think u shld jump to the other side..... crouch and kill it

[dkks93]

Fuck shit fuck fucking shit what the fuck shit fucking fuck shit - yeah, really great review

[Pretydeath]

fuck you fucking fucker

[imkh9]

It's not that the game sucks it's just that you suck at life retard! YOUR LIFE IS A EPIC FAIL!

[GeraldStudios2]

@imkh9 But the game sucks too.

[MrMcmufin]

ur fuckin funny

[zzixyca]

i bought this game, just to blow it up (ps i blow the store up aswell!)

[JohnnyP625]

The PAL version is better than the atrocious NTSC version.

[kzbxvz]

And look at this shit, the fucking door kills you, what the fuck! Priceless!

[nlafavore]

Well, the door killed you because the snake was there.

[TheGreatPos]

DUDE you couldn't`t even pass the first level? Even Boogymushroom has past the first level! YOU SUCK DUDE!

[Wolfcat22]

@TheGreatPos I'd like to see you do a playthrough of it.

[GeraldStudios2]

@TheGreatPos its a bit hard but possible

[WYrace]

great video true legend and stay super great forever

[CriticalEyez]

I seem to recall it being more animated in the Arcade version than it is in this one. Also the nes is on cartridge not Laserdisc wasn't the original on Laserdisc?

[tigab360]

nice its verry funny

[shroomxk]

so this means he hates the arcade version, the dos version, and every single version? he should've hate the entire game line.

[Perfectedidiot21]

LOL One of the names at 4:26 says Dick

[griffen1997]

ha ha

[darkshadowbakugan]

game genie inf health

[DJTwenty2020]

excellent video, made me laugh!!!

[SeanHoller666]

I love u man lol

[thewoodster501]

dude go a distance and throw a knife

[ChickenHawkKicker]

Back up from the fucking mic you piece of shit

[TheMikeBase]

AVGN is the original of all movies like this

[MrAngerManagement]

@TheMikeBase AVGN did not Invent the NES. He does not have rights to any of the NEs games, so why do you AVGN Nazi Losers, comment on other peoples videos just because they Review Games! AVGN wasnt even the first NES Reviewer on Youtube, Far from it. Get a Life!

[shantico77]

This review is great! It reminds me of how pissed I used to get in middle school, throwing my nintendo controllers into the ceiling fan and biting the white plastic core in the center of the atari joystick! HAHA this shit has me rolling! Really great stuff if your baked. Keep up the reviews!

[rakaboveall]

wdf beeter than cod mw2

[trippedbreaker]

This is hilarious; I *just* had EXACTLY this experience, and did a google search for "Dragons Lair NES" to see if it was just me, or if anyone else had this sort of problem. This video was the first thing that came up. What a poorly designed game.

[X4Valor]

This games AI owns all. :D

[bcount1]

Dude i love your reviews funny shit

[XxXOutlanderXxX]

Dude, you are the best

[Flamindaemon89]

This is just painful man. I was thinking of trying one of the Dragons Lair games cause apparently its an "Awesome Experience" on Laser disk arcade. I think id rather have my sanity and keep my controller in one piece. Funny review once again Jedite.

[jeffo0771]

i remember this game the most frustrating piece of shit i ever had the displeasure to play...this game nearly had me commited...piss poor!

[UltraDoomburger]

THE DOOR KILLS YOU

[GayBitchandFaggot]

XD!

[Monacomaverick]

This game was always a colossal ass-burrower. I have no idea why there are so many ports of it.

[DrClay999]

In the high scores, someone is named dick O.O

I guess that sums up the people who made it

[DrClay999]

"Oh he is copying off of the AVGN"

Question: Who cares

ALSO

He made this BEFORE the AVGN

...

This is why I hate it when people get really famous, because if you feel inspired to do something similar, people fuck you up the ass saying you are a bitch for copying... sigh...

[pretearking]

@DrClay999 Shut up you fuck!! You're WRONG!! AVGN did NOT make this before jedite1!! James made his Dragon's Lair AFTER jedite1.... wait- what?

[DrClay999]

@pretearking ...that is what I just said...

[Darberts]

lol

[theRAGINFmoviecritic]

[sighs] i made the mistake of playin this at my cousins house

[koisanjie]

I'm so glad I never played this game. Games are supposed to be challenging, yes, but this is extremely frustrating. I'd rather just not play this game, EVER! I love the arcade version of the 80's. Even though it was more of a cartoon than an actual game, it was MILES above this game.

[Diemotherfuckerdie11]

Awesome review!

I laughed my ass off through the entire review! XD

Game sucks monkeyfuck! XD

[FantasticSkyChariot]

Maybe if you played the PAL version, and not this crappy one, you would actually get to play it.

[Dissapearinggirl94]

'WTF!? The door fucking kills you! How the hell does a door kill you? The door pokes you to death or something?' LOL XD

[SonnyAMan]

I couldn't have said it better myself. I always wondered why I even bothered with this "game" so many years ago.

[cheetahlikescheese]

damn this is the third pearson to make me laugh my guts out the 3rd reviewer out of all of em to make me laugh and idont laugh much ps the date is 2006 avgn reviewed later than 2006

[wirety1]

man funniest video jedite 1 ever did man your a classic to watch 4/life

[RossEStern]

is the arcade game any good

[druha10304]

i always laugh when he says mother-THE FUCKING COCKSUCKER IS SMART

[Godmatik20]

Guys this was made before AVGN's video, please stop complaining that he is copying him. Thank you.

[metroidmaster88]

Huh this player are fucking noob. Seriously draw bridge is not are hard.

But last boss on NTSC version are freaking hard shit. Its tons easier other versions.

[wirety1]

kzbxvz i am super sorry that my brother who now has an account named narutopins said that really bad thing about you i swear this to you so now that you know where to find him go rip him and i will be happy for you and if you dont hate me still then watch one of my videos to show it and sub to me but i will give you time to get over it so dont rush and i will be happy and again im so super sorry

[BitCritic]

Great vid! Everytime u died on that first pit had me laughing my ass off

[Stiletos]

I agree, this is the funniest video on youtube, love listening to the nerd rage.

The arcade dragon's lair owned for it's day.

[wirety1]

kzbxvz im sorry that was my brother using my profile

[kbrocks100]

are u sure the game is crappy or just the player? Beat the damn game before you review it.