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  • Enzo mentioned Eggman! Sonic?

  • Love it

    

  • wait so is she with god or aginst him cus i didnt get the whole thing of her beating up thouse birds o_o

  • This bitch is the rival of BulletWitch

  • Da fuck just happened?

  • Am I the only one who has no idea what the fuck's going on?

  • Sexy chick. With guns. And a tight leather suit. And glasses. And an accent. And a badass attitude. I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!! ^_^

  • @keelie300 It's not leather. It's hair. Her hair, to be exact.

  • 07:09 best. death. ever.

  • GUNS!!! GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!

  • :D holy shit that was awesome i like the part where she gets the sucker and shes all like "mmm.... *WHAKWHAKWHAKWHAK*" holy shit awesomeness

  • godamn! the fighting scenes are sexy epic action lol

    My pant's became tight as watched oggling like a "nerd"

    and took an over used arrow joke to the nuts X_X

  • Oh! yeah don't freak out about how something is portrayed when there apart of literature people will always mess with it for better or worse, and angels yeah there weird looking and so do demons look up beelzbub or leviathan or whatever for example. Anyway holy wars on the internet is just pathetic i mean c'mon ive seen about 10 of these before and i laugh at them then get bothered when everyone is annoyed with them. and yeah i i'll stop paracraps now. p.s i know i will be trolled :)

  • you guy's calm down imo i think using angels as bad guys or good guy's is always interesting as the angels at times are far to strickt and screw up somethings and/or are helpfull and interesting to the plot of whatever now i know i will be corrected but i just watch tv and video games and crap and sometimes i read wiki so what was my point? -_-

  • "Don't worry about quality I've got quantity!"

  • Has anyonw noticed that Dante and Bayonetta are complete oposites? Dante hunts demons, Bayonetta hunts angles?

  • how do beat the first witch hunt. . .i don't understand to beat it before i die

  • my favorite song "fly me to the moon"

  • Lets see: Opening scene makes no sense, there's a guy smoking a cigar, a man with a Brooklyn accent who's a coward, and a sexy girl using magic and guns to kill angels by the dozens.

    Has all the makings of a great video game! :D

  • Is this supposed to make sense?

  • DA FUCK IS GOING ON!????????? SO MUCH I DONT EVEN KNOW INSANE FAT GUY HAIRSUIT ANGELS WTF???!!!??!?

  • So angels are basically giant flying chicken? Hm, i knew there was SOMETHING wrong with my religion.

  • @littlepigeon12 well your name is on the mark

  • @littlepigeon12

    Yeah, you're an idiot !!!

    This is a game, nothing else !!!

  • @HenKaya What the Hell is wrong with you? I guess we have a fundamentalist on our hands. Try to take religion less seriously? Look at things rationally for a bit. There's no facts for or against. Just relax and have fun. Don't be an ass to people, especially for no reason.

  • thumbs up if you jeez yourself during that XD

  • So are these actual angels, or just things that these Lumen Sages call angels?

  • @Ozarka0 They might be real angels. If you research angels, the higher ranked ones are described to be pretty freaky looking.

  • @InoMercy You know that angels look as humans, right? They aren't monstrous beasts who try and murder people who don't think like they do.

  • @Ozarka0 Actually is a good parody of the whole religious belief system. "You don´t believe what I do? HEATHEN YOU ARE WRONG WRONG YOU GO TO HELL!" Besides there are various interpretations to everything...take Stephane Meyer and her "vampires" for example

  • @Calheb That's what a person who think's they're christian believes. A true Christian will try and teach you about the truth, and if you do not accept then they give up as they should as you refuse to believe. Not you personally. Just a general you. so no, I do not appreciate this being done as a parody of angels. It would be nice if they actually made God or His angels the good guy in the media for once instead of the bad guy. Honestly, it's making demons look like the honorable ones when they

  • @Ozarka0 I agree.

  • @Calheb really aren't.

  • @Ozarka0 Belief in evil means also belief in good, and vice versa. But fact is, that heaven and god and his angels being so righteous, one might think of them as weak or cowardice, which is not true and I get it. The dark side just acts, doesn't wait on belief and faith. But there are sections talking about God's wrath, and angels acting on his wish to cleanse evil, and sometimes desperate meassures must be taken. Because people just won't listen.

  • @Calheb I think I understand what you're saying. and I agree. But it still doesn't quell the feeling of insult I get from seeing something like this portraying Angels so negatively. Pretty sure that they just portray them as such because you're playing a demon worshiper, but that's even more insulting.

  • @Calheb I understand too. Still, I feel that if people play this game, they'll become confused about the Bible and God. Oh well... Thanks for understanding. =)

  • @Ozarka0 There is a ranking system of sorts for angels. The lower rankings (The angels and Archangels) do indeed look like humans, But the higher ranked angels are pretty fuckin wierd lookin. The ophanim are basically big wheels (which are actual enemies in this game I believe), and the Cheribim are actually big freaky chimara lookin things with six wings. I don't know about the murdering people thing, but yeah, angels are some funky looking dudes.

  • bayonetta is the new sex symbol in gaming bayonetta vs lara croft who would win

  • 8 people don't like magic hair

  • Good old Frankie would be laughing his ass off right now XDDDD

  • Red eyes glowing behind Rodin's shades. Looks a hell of a lot like Wesker from Resident Evil.

  • Jump the cutscene. it is not important

  • 8 people need lasik surgery

  • soooooo sexxxyyyyyy !!!

  • This game is badass I have got it on x box and playstation 3

  • AT 6:25 YOU GET TO SEE HER ASS NAKED

  • @krozzan21

    You're an idiot !!!

  • @HenKaya what are you gay dont you like girls bums?

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  • 6:28 OMG

  • Bayonetta looks like... better version of Devil May Cry. More beautiful womens, beautiful and wierd enemies, and better looking fighting ;)

  • The perfect body the perfect woman- amen =)

  • Angels Advent - A <3<3<3

  • Bayonettas awesome.

  • Is this game still available?

  • @haitihelper99 there is not need for sarcasm. any ways thanks for responding.

  • ok so i knowthe creator of dmc also made this game. and dante has a friend named enzo or something if you look in dmc 1's booklet thing. i wonder if its the same enzo as the enzo in the vid

  • I came.

  • 6:09 They were literally lining up to fight her! lol.

  • i know most of u pervs tried to look at her naked instead when she took of the nun outfit lmfao

  • I came...

    It's so nice to see women being attractive AND (big important "and") classy at the same time. That's rare in video games. You're either a shapely whore like Mai Shiranui (yeah I said it), or you're a shapely ice queen with no personality...like Chun-Li (and I'm a huge Street Fighter fan). Bayonetta is the kinda girl I aspire to marry, as should all straight men.

  • i was like ooo peaceful and i closed my eyes and at 4:32 i was like WTF? ._.

  • she is the most flecks-able nun i have seen (more than the other pole dancing ones)

  • @zero7779 Yeah dem poledancing nuns got nuthin on her!

  • EGGMAN DEAD ?

    NOOOOOOO!!!!

  • WHAT THE FUCK? who and how do people come up with things like this! no really, can we at least get some back story or some sort of information before you start a cluster fuck?

  • Am I the only one who pities Enzo? This guy gets attacked by angels, almost gets his balls crushed by a tombstone, then his car is utterly destroyed, and all Bayonetta tells him is that he needs to finish burying the guy quickly or he has to walk home. Come on, its his birthday, I mean being nice to the birthday boy might be childish, but it wouldn't hurt to be a little nicer!

  • Fucking ads!

  • What the fuck just happend...?

  • wait i don't get it ?? i thought she was good and innocent y is she killing the angels ?

  • @Lui362 If you pay attention to the story, they're not Angels. I am playing the game now. According to what I understand, they're Fallen Angels(Demons) pretty much.

  • @StormKat30 Biblical angels were fucked up in appearence. In fact, these ones are very tame for traditional angel standards

  • @Lui362 yeah theyre kind of fucked up looking so it makes sense theyre not angels

  • @TheMDude1999 this is kind of confusing though O.o

  • 05:39 lol hit in the head with the casket

  • I am so confused.

  • 7:07 is the best moment by far!!

  • @Blueballs88 perv

  • Dante: Damn!!!!!!! i think im in love

  • this game was a good move for sega

  • Eggman the Destroyer?

    I see no matter what game they release, SEGA knows the Eggman must be acknowledge for his awesomeness.

  • @MarkC18 dont you mean his mustasast

  • God Hand meets Devil May Cry

  • @ShidoIkarji26 one of the greats fusions ever

  • 3:29

  • She's the perfect girl to be Dante's(Devil May Cry) girlfriend.

  • How long is the gameplay of this game?

    is it worth it?

    will this game worth my time waiting for other games within a month?

  • I almost wish Joe Pesci did the voice

  • HOOOLY CRUD

    I'm just going to ignore all the sexual themes to just reflect how awesome this whole game is.

  • pause at 6:36

  • My thoughts upon first watching this:

    What the heck did I just watch?

    And why is it so awesome?

  • so why is she killing angels??? or are they not angels or what I'm thinking of getting this game but i want to know whats it about...

  • @ZNedja Play the game and you'll find out. It's totally worth it.

  • i like de the battle music :)

  • here is a challenge. make that face at 4:06. or better yet ask your friends to make it and watch them fail

  • 0:01 To skip the commercials.

  • 0:00

  • sega is devolving alot on their vidiogames

  • Guns and Boobs! A Prologue can't get any better :D

  • I know I'm gonna get trolled for this, but Devil May Cry is way better. Bayonetta is really good too, but Devil May Cry is on an entirley different level.

    ...

    Troll at will

  • you mad?

  • @shugoboy112 No, I just think Hideki Kamiya did better on Devil May Cry than he did on this

  • Eggman the Destroyer? Really??

  • what the song played at 8:20?

    please tell me :)

  • @fandubanime1 It's still the same song fly me to the moon

  • @fandubanime1 Fly me to the moon

  • @JustAnotherSonicFan

    Sorry, but it's humpty dumpty.

  • Move over Buffy, we've got a new lady hero for the ages.

  • i swear she sounds alot like bloodrayne

  • fap fap fap fap fap

  • Thanks for putting this up. :)

  • Ownage.

  • 1:14 reference to Dr. Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog.

  • Tbh, i am not a fan of her at all she is way too much of a cliche

    Dante Still rules!

  • Byanottea and Dante would make a perfect couple xD

  • the morons who disliked this will get their ass spanked brutally

  • GUNS!

    

  • Go Go Neon Genesis Evangelion!

  • What was that about Eggman!?

  • she is dancing in mid air love it

  • Damn you go girl, Dante aint got nothing on her. I mean seriously I don't think Dante and Virgil together couldn't take her, this chick caught and threw a satellite the size of a space station like a Frisbee.

  • Bayonetta is the soulchild of Devil May Cry. I am prett sure that if she faced Dante, he'd try to mate with her. But Vergil? Fuggedaboutit.

  • @Lance3375 thats what jeanne's for...gigity

  • @Darksonicmassacre Good one.

  • @Lance3375 Nice attempt at impersonating him. A+ :)

  • @9taildfox909 Indeed

  • @9taildfox909 HEY IM ITALIAN AND I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT! but overall your right nice impersination

  • @tymaxie2 I'm sorry man, if it makes you feel better, my family derived from Italy.

  • @9taildfox909 same. iz ok though. so ima fuggedaboutit

  • @Lance3375 Icwatudidthar.

  • @niceguy60

    That is not a space station not by a long shot. The satellite Bayo threw is the size of a house. 

  • i just came

  • damn that hotties got moves

  • 6:34 pause it at 3:36 thumbs up if your not gay

  • @mkfan678 Im not gay!!!! Hurray!

  • 6:34 pause it at 3:36

  • I loved how she used her sexuality and sexual innuendos lines to entice her enemies.. This game is classic!! I loved her fighting style too and most of all, her hair.. I would pay to see her and dante duke it out!! Wouldn't you??

  • tumbs up if you pause it at 8:18 because you see something strange

  • That Guy Very Pissing Me Off JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!

  • this game is kind of cheesy, it's still entertaining to watch these videos about it.

  • O.O XD! How the HELL (no pun intended) did they get away with so many God Hand references?!...oh wait...that's right...THEY MADE THAT TOO!!! Eat it, Capcom; you just dissolved one of the brightest companies the game industry ever saw! Now, they're better off without you!

  • @artcellrox god hand where the hell did they get that idea??? what fist if the north star Hokto No Ken ? yea there so orignal

  • @AFirelnside ...do you not notice the crazy action, and ESPECIALLY the butt spanking?! It practically SCREAMS God Hand reference!

  • @artcellrox oh i tottaly agree with you .... i was just stating where god hand came from

  • got the boobs go to 6:28

  • Exactly Like Devil May Cry Calm At First And Then BOOM! XD

  • as soon as i saw the names of the cast i siad "another Japanese game yesssss"

  • dante is like a million times better and cooler than bayonetta

  • it start in a grave yard ends in a graveyard

  • Female version of Dante

  • rodin looks like a character straight out of God Hand, i think.

  • esta demente!!!

  • What in the feck, is going on?

  • HEY EVERYON REPLY TO THIS

    IN A FIGHT AGAINST DANTE (DMC) AND BAYONETTA (BAYONETTA)

    WHO WOUL WIN???

  • @YoshiLover17 i started with dantes but i choose bayonetta!

  • @YoshiLover17 Chuck Norris would win.

  • @YoshiLover17 Dante of course

  • @YoshiLover17 it woudnt be a fair fight bayonetta is a powerful witcht as too dante is a crusader who only obtained his power through death. My money goes to bayonetta

  • @tocoace469 Dante from "Devil May Cry" not "Inferno"

  • @YoshiLover17 opps my bad

  • @YoshiLover17 Dante,if only because demons are more powerful than witches.

  • @Sovereign665 all im gonna say is just if Dante or anyone tries to land a blow on Bayonetta, AND MISSES just once, they are screwed

  • @YoshiLover17 Sorry, no. Dante can freeze time with the Quicksilver style, remember? so missing would be a miracle.

  • after that amazing intro i started to wish rodin would be included as a playable character :(

  • lol Enzo reminds me of The Penguin and Joe Pesci

  • I'm drooling. If I get this game I'll probably have a non stop boner all throughout while nonstop loling the whole time

  • my mind was just fucked Lol, that was crazy god I want this game T_T