MLP "Sweet and Elite" Scene: "What Croquet Mallet?"

[TheTohola]

I was certain she said: "Cocaine mallet"

[wherethetatosat]

Bahaha! I use this line at work ALL the time! And everyone always thinks I said cocaine! It's even better cause they already all think I'm on crack too.

[MAT0R0]

@ Press 9 - That laugh! :D

[gamerdude260]

HAY THUR. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[falsepride22]

@PurpleTyranid lol American Mcgee's Alice reference!

[lewissmallwoods]

to me it sounded like "What fucking mallet"

[SonicStantz]

I mean this in a completely non perverted way, but in Rarity's case, like Nickelback would say, you look cuter with something in your mouth.

[tehthirdperson]

Look! Is that Celestia?

Celestia: Bitch, who just said my name?

[YetAnotherBrony1]

I thought you were referring to the OTHER croquet mallet...

[AQrippin]

I heard "what fucking mallet?"

[Atvishees]

Still sounds like "What fucking mallet?" to me.

[dark7element]

I would imagine that a cocaine mallet is for crushing the cocaine into a fine, snortable powder when it gets clumped together.

[Mephitinae]

Caught with sports equipment inside a body orifice at an inconvenient moment - happens to the best of us.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

did anyone else think its strange that it didnt turn into a joke about rd knowing what a croquet mallet is, and then realize that theyre ponies so it kinda makes sense? And then, you want to play ultimate croquet running around swinging your mallet holding it by the mouth? Now your thinking of other made up sports, reduced gravity 3point dunks, quittich(damn that would be fun, say what you will about hp), fus ro dah volleyball with annoying guards instead of balls >|\

[lordofdarkrai98]

I heard 'cocaine habit'.

Rarity: What cocaine habit? *snorts*

[HaloLvl43Legit]

0:23 Gentlemen...

[xcess7]

i hear pokémallet....like pokémon

[Frogfish999]

what cocaine mallet? duh, the d--k in your mouth

[TheOtherNeutrino]

STOP! Mallet time!

[CrazyGrapefruit]

0:22 Did somepony say 'Hammertime?'

Because I just so happen to have brought a big-ass hammer.

[dark7element]

"Rarity, that's the 5th time in the past hour you've been to the little filly's room! And why is your nose bleeding?"

[ZlatkoTheGod]

ZET CROQUET MALLET!

[PurpleTyranid]

When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you! Whenever you want it to be. >:3

[KittColby]

Cocaine Mallets, available only in Canterlot. ^_^b

[edward18517]

uh, why is Rarity using magic on her teeth when she has the mallet in her mouth?

[NekoHybrid]

"Wha cwokay mauwet?"

[JDroneX]

its somthing for her to bite down on for when you know who does you know what.

[TheSquidCult]

"what cocaine habit?"

[Katana314]

Now, someone needs to edit the scene to have Rarity holding a bag of cocaine, and bloodshot eyes.

[Thiefenz]

Duh!... The one in your mouth.

[theoryoftheinnocent]

What fucking mallet?

[Pollywansomcrakaz]

The f***ing mallet

[monus782]

Ok, who else heard "cocaine" here?

[GTR141Foxer]

I heard. Cocaine mallet.

[mindlessgonzo]

@GTR141Foxer She must be on cocaine....

[roxasXpenguin]

Cocaine mallet.

[SqeeFilms]

The thing with the stuff...

[humoronwheels87]

@SqeeFilms At de place!

[colekitty1992]

Rarity: What Croquet Mallet?

Dash: Duh, the one in your mouth

Rairity: Oh no this is princess molestia's whipping crop

[shadowdemons117]

mindlessgonzoe do you have a twitch .tv account?

[mindlessgonzo]

@shadowdemons117 no...I haven't.

[Pollywansomcrakaz]

Rarity: I have to use the little filly's room

Twi : wtf?!

[NanoSpartanX2]

Rarity: "What Croquet Mallet?"

Rainbow: "Duh the one in your mouth.

Rarity: ".....................

Sparten: "IT'S HAMMER TIME!" Dun, dun dun dun. Dun dun, Dun dun "Can't touch this"

[mindlessgonzo]

@NanoSpartanX2 lol