The funniest thing about this? Religious people actually get offended by this. Come on guys, it's College Humor. Follow them and have some actual self irony, it will make the world a much better place
@wattsnick30 What's wrong with having a religion and are you seriously trying to get a religious debate going on a college humor vid? Hopefully i'm taking your comment the wrong way though
I hate religion. So many things are done in the name of god that he would have hated. God said "follow me", not "follow the baptists or the catholics or whatever"
I can honestly say I am a religious person, but everything said here kind of angers me because it's all so stereotypical..not all of us act that way. I love God :)
Oh and one more thing, ask a Christian perferably one who reads the Bible white or black do they hear the voice of God and many of them would say that God is not a white man with a beard but a spirit that resides somewhere around or in the persons heart
@Colemanus i don't think people are saying religion is bad by itself. It's that people take the messages the wrong way. Ya but i definitely agree with you on what the image of god would be by Christian, never thought it would be Santa Claus without the outfit more of a big light or something like that
It was 90% true and since I am a fan of all things that was said I laughed but We Christians are the Salt the salt of the world and had kept the Europeons from killing each other like West Africans. The Islamic Nerds stabilized Persia for a while to make better trading and made the number zero and those Jewish Nerds made Media and Banking very good so yes once in while we do kill but we made the world a better place and he take his Settles of Catan and shove it up his ass.
There's a reason why comments are usually disabled for most videos that mention religion somehow. Because the quality of discussion about religion on youtube sucks donkey arse and is more shallow than my sweaty armpits.
It's not so much that the Bible is baloney as that it's terribly inconsistent. Proverbs 24:17 says not to gloat over the misfortunes of others, while Leviticus 26:29 says that if you do not obey God, he will make you eat your own children.
This is supposed to be the same source for the whole thing? If it is the same source, then he is beyond merely inconsistent into the realm of the outright psychotic.
Give me the URLs! The book titles by archeologists and anthropologists, the blogs by P.H.D.s, because, Mister, I can easily give you all that evidence myself. There is no proof that Jesus ever existed and for the barbaric desert tribe who wrote a book that said they were "chosen" and God TOLD them to rape, pillage and murder is no surprise. When I say "experts" I am not referring to the writers of comic strips or porn.
Personally I LOVE this! I have always used that same definition that guy in the video does for nerds. I'm a nerd. Everyone should be super passionate about SOMETHING.
Don't you have to read MORE than one book to be qualified as a nerd? Or know more than a couple of your favourite verses? You could maybe qualify them as geeks but not nerds. =P
Religious people arguing over bible verses? I have yet to meet a serious Christian person who knows more than 4 verses from the bible and who understands that the old testament rules should still apply to them.
@2000Themusicfreak Christians are called to share the Gospel to everyone. It is out of love for God and love others that we want to do this. Christians certainly should not want anyone to go to hell.
well is there any undiniable evidence that the christian gospel is true or do you take word of the new testament for granted without questioning it?I myself cant believe that a guy living in a desert 2000 years ago who turn water into wine walked on water etc... is the son of a god who suuppunsingly created a univerese at leat 150 BILLION light years big Now do I deserve to be tormented for enternity for not believing?
@2000Themusicfreak I believe there is a tremendous amount of evidence out there for the Gospel. Over the past two or three years, I have been researching the authenticity of the Bible, historical validations of Jesus and other Biblical figures, death/burial/resurrection of Jesus, circumstantial/corroborative evidences of Jesus' mission, and I have analyzed in (much detail) alternate non-Christian viewpoints as well. I believe that there is very strong evidence for Jesus and the Bible.
@NoOtherGospel Maybe you want to put it all into a video showing historical documentation from outside of the bible as well as providing some explanation for all of the contradictory and controversial claims made in the bible.
I can't say there is no God but I can say the bible is unreliable. Any book that begins with errors (genesis - plants shouldn't exist without the sun, man was created twice apparently and the world had no form but still had water) receives a high level of scrutiny.
@NoOtherGospel You should also investigate UFO's, Bigfoot, ghosts, the loch ness monster, fairies and telekinesis. You'll find there is way more evidence for them than for Jesus and it's all true! Why all one has to do is be gullible and refuse to deal with reality and presto virgins popping out babies and dead people coming back to life becomes common place. We live in an amazing universe but why restrict yourself to just believing in things that are real when delusions satisfy emotions?
@NoOtherGospel You can believe all you like but faith without facts is blinding. If you have FOUND the facts then write a new book but all the books I have read by real experts say it is balogny.
@vivalaleta You can always find an author that agrees with what you believe...so if you go searching for "the Bible is baloney", then you will find an "expert" who agrees with you. The Bible is based on real historical facts. If I did not believe so, then I could not truly put my faith in Christ. Is there anything in particular from the Bible that you believe to be absolutely "baloney"?
@2000Themusicfreak I'm not trying to sound rude or anything, but have you considered the possibility that God exists and Jesus could be who He claimed to be?
ahha love settlers
squallz13 5 months ago
The funniest thing about this? Religious people actually get offended by this. Come on guys, it's College Humor. Follow them and have some actual self irony, it will make the world a much better place
bellamuz 5 months ago
@wattsnick30 What's wrong with having a religion and are you seriously trying to get a religious debate going on a college humor vid? Hopefully i'm taking your comment the wrong way though
TrueTacticia 5 months ago
Haha The Picard Fans would be red shirts.
mramerecka 5 months ago
Best. Video. EVER!!!
Diamond123682 5 months ago
Streeter mentioned Doctor Who, he is now my favorite person in collegehumor. Oh yeah, and the little to no pre-marital sex bit was funny and true.
globaldefenseforce 5 months ago
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These comments are just.... plain stupid
880User088 5 months ago
I hate religion. So many things are done in the name of god that he would have hated. God said "follow me", not "follow the baptists or the catholics or whatever"
AnimeGeek441 5 months ago 4
music is my religion
wilky1189 5 months ago
I can honestly say I am a religious person, but everything said here kind of angers me because it's all so stereotypical..not all of us act that way. I love God :)
twilifeinblu 6 months ago
Oh and one more thing, ask a Christian perferably one who reads the Bible white or black do they hear the voice of God and many of them would say that God is not a white man with a beard but a spirit that resides somewhere around or in the persons heart
Colemanus 6 months ago
@Colemanus i don't think people are saying religion is bad by itself. It's that people take the messages the wrong way. Ya but i definitely agree with you on what the image of god would be by Christian, never thought it would be Santa Claus without the outfit more of a big light or something like that
TrueTacticia 5 months ago
It was 90% true and since I am a fan of all things that was said I laughed but We Christians are the Salt the salt of the world and had kept the Europeons from killing each other like West Africans. The Islamic Nerds stabilized Persia for a while to make better trading and made the number zero and those Jewish Nerds made Media and Banking very good so yes once in while we do kill but we made the world a better place and he take his Settles of Catan and shove it up his ass.
Colemanus 6 months ago
There's a reason why comments are usually disabled for most videos that mention religion somehow. Because the quality of discussion about religion on youtube sucks donkey arse and is more shallow than my sweaty armpits.
phyvo 6 months ago 3
It's not so much that the Bible is baloney as that it's terribly inconsistent. Proverbs 24:17 says not to gloat over the misfortunes of others, while Leviticus 26:29 says that if you do not obey God, he will make you eat your own children.
This is supposed to be the same source for the whole thing? If it is the same source, then he is beyond merely inconsistent into the realm of the outright psychotic.
belshamroth 6 months ago
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Give me the URLs! The book titles by archeologists and anthropologists, the blogs by P.H.D.s, because, Mister, I can easily give you all that evidence myself. There is no proof that Jesus ever existed and for the barbaric desert tribe who wrote a book that said they were "chosen" and God TOLD them to rape, pillage and murder is no surprise. When I say "experts" I am not referring to the writers of comic strips or porn.
vivalaleta 6 months ago
deswegen bin ic atheist
xxxDOVAHKIIN98xxx 6 months ago
Personally I LOVE this! I have always used that same definition that guy in the video does for nerds. I'm a nerd. Everyone should be super passionate about SOMETHING.
vivalaleta 6 months ago
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Don't you have to read MORE than one book to be qualified as a nerd? Or know more than a couple of your favourite verses? You could maybe qualify them as geeks but not nerds. =P
Xadreos 6 months ago
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Xadreos 6 months ago
Truth in humor.
petphotog 6 months ago
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Xadreos 6 months ago
Religious people arguing over bible verses? I have yet to meet a serious Christian person who knows more than 4 verses from the bible and who understands that the old testament rules should still apply to them.
hildegain 6 months ago
i think this video is absolutly right.
think about this:
Religious people believe in some sort of god or creator
Atheïst people don't care
waza801 6 months ago
I'm the Godslayer and I shall slay the Christian God!! Mwah hahahaha!
ShaGojyo2612 6 months ago
THE VIDEO IS GREAT, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SUBTITLES IN SPANISH
ELGODZILLLA 6 months ago
Religious fanatics are dangerous people. Maintain your distance.
kerayzey 6 months ago 37
Oh no what does that mean for me then. :O I'm a christian nerd...
joelcoady 6 months ago
@Raptor2214
And I find it offensive that religious people like the idea of me burning in hell while they enjoy themself selfishly in heaven...
2000Themusicfreak 6 months ago 29
@2000Themusicfreak Christians are called to share the Gospel to everyone. It is out of love for God and love others that we want to do this. Christians certainly should not want anyone to go to hell.
NoOtherGospel 6 months ago
@NoOtherGospel
well is there any undiniable evidence that the christian gospel is true or do you take word of the new testament for granted without questioning it?I myself cant believe that a guy living in a desert 2000 years ago who turn water into wine walked on water etc... is the son of a god who suuppunsingly created a univerese at leat 150 BILLION light years big Now do I deserve to be tormented for enternity for not believing?
2000Themusicfreak 6 months ago
@2000Themusicfreak I believe there is a tremendous amount of evidence out there for the Gospel. Over the past two or three years, I have been researching the authenticity of the Bible, historical validations of Jesus and other Biblical figures, death/burial/resurrection of Jesus, circumstantial/corroborative evidences of Jesus' mission, and I have analyzed in (much detail) alternate non-Christian viewpoints as well. I believe that there is very strong evidence for Jesus and the Bible.
NoOtherGospel 6 months ago
@NoOtherGospel Maybe you want to put it all into a video showing historical documentation from outside of the bible as well as providing some explanation for all of the contradictory and controversial claims made in the bible.
I can't say there is no God but I can say the bible is unreliable. Any book that begins with errors (genesis - plants shouldn't exist without the sun, man was created twice apparently and the world had no form but still had water) receives a high level of scrutiny.
hildegain 6 months ago
@NoOtherGospel You should also investigate UFO's, Bigfoot, ghosts, the loch ness monster, fairies and telekinesis. You'll find there is way more evidence for them than for Jesus and it's all true! Why all one has to do is be gullible and refuse to deal with reality and presto virgins popping out babies and dead people coming back to life becomes common place. We live in an amazing universe but why restrict yourself to just believing in things that are real when delusions satisfy emotions?
crossoldman 6 months ago
@NoOtherGospel You can believe all you like but faith without facts is blinding. If you have FOUND the facts then write a new book but all the books I have read by real experts say it is balogny.
vivalaleta 6 months ago
@vivalaleta You can always find an author that agrees with what you believe...so if you go searching for "the Bible is baloney", then you will find an "expert" who agrees with you. The Bible is based on real historical facts. If I did not believe so, then I could not truly put my faith in Christ. Is there anything in particular from the Bible that you believe to be absolutely "baloney"?
NoOtherGospel 6 months ago
@NoOtherGospel dude, it's better to post this on a video that help you prove your point
Scythemeup 6 months ago
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vivalaleta 6 months ago
@NoOtherGospel "The Bible is based on real historical facts. If I did not believe so, then I could not truly put my faith in Christ."
That's a dangerous road you're walking there. Test everything, hold on to the good.
WonSab 6 months ago
@2000Themusicfreak I'm not trying to sound rude or anything, but have you considered the possibility that God exists and Jesus could be who He claimed to be?
NoOtherGospel 6 months ago
Whites can't be killed by decapitation?
godofimagination 6 months ago
@godofimagination Wights : evil undead spirits.
VioletDrow 6 months ago
Watch Firefly, damnit.
Accipiter1138 6 months ago 2
@Accipiter1138
I did this year and now I am mad :( I WANT MOAR1
lordtalon69 6 months ago
How can this video ignore the years spent arguing over who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?
jcchurch 6 months ago 2
HAHA, so true, yet so sad :(
I would kill for the Immortal God-Emperor.
DarkDramon 6 months ago
awesome
DoguiO9 6 months ago
FIRST.. Uuh I mean Thir.. OH GOD DAMMIT
VasiliKolovsky 6 months ago
First!
Citan1981 6 months ago