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  • I'm 12 and what is this?

  • just buy one...

  • just buy one dude if you want it

  • Save yourself seven minutes and skip to nearly the end. The rest is pointless.

  • In fact, just skip the whole fucking video. He basically fails really badly.

  • I'd try it if someone made it for me but that was too much trouble. I can go to an Adult Book store and buy one or better yet get a blow job while I'm there. Hey maybe I'll do that now. :)

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  • what a wanker....

  • sweet meth lab dude...

  • if he used both his hands, the vid would be half the time

  • man, hard to get a date with only one hand...poor little guy. but why's he making a rubber cock?

  • WOW, I've always wanted to fuck a Jelly Fish.

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  • @TraceurMeeka but you have what it takes to get laid easily? lol

  • Okay, so after I get all this $hit together, can I just leave my right hand behind my back, or do I have to tie it to my belt so it won't accidently come around & help my left hand to build this crap.

  • don't make the hole to go through all the way ... make it a virgin hahahahhaha

  • This thing looks more like a toilet than a JO toy.

  • i think we all know what he was doing with the other hand and it wasnt holding the camera lol

  • No one will hate you if you find something to put the camera on so you can use both hands.

  • ...why am I here?

  • isnt it just easier to jackoff or fuck someone?

  • hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • I still don't get why anyone would make this in this modern age. Sex is so widely available out there guys. There are so many chicks out there. Nowadays chicks don't care about saving it until marriage so you can just jump from chick to chick. Unless you are in prison or something, forget this and go out there and get laid!

  • @AbuBishir But what about STDs and all that other scary shit that they make your life's worse with.

  • @KingManOld use a condom or bang virgins. it's not that scary. you don't have to have sex with monsters

  • mabe you should spend less time dreaming this stuff up and more time tryin to get a girl?? or at least a tri pod for the camera

  • make your own sexs tools

    why do not you use two hands? or your mother who holds her camera lol

  • i already cut my dick once its not happining agan

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  • use both of your fucking hands

  • hahahaha a ufo video took me here...now i'm trapped

  • you all are desperate fags get lives and girls you bitches!

  • this guy will be....Forever alone

  • umm is that legal?

  • wait, how did i get to this video?

  • it's sad enough to buy a fleshlight. but making one is some new level shit

  • @richja23 man,thanks for the laugh.

  • It

    looks

    like

    a

    ...penis

  • @Alexanderzzzzon lmao,sticking your dick in what looks like another dick

  • This video would have been a minute long if he had used a tripod.

  • get a life

  • wow thats quite clever. do you know how to make cheap tyres for a Range rover?

  • @farty1000 lmfao

  • at :35 it kinda looks like a toilet

  • Just make a fee-fee. Google it.

  • use a tripod

  • I can see from the number of dislikes that there arn't that many perverts out there

  • congratulations. now you have a dick shaped pussy. or a pussy with balls.

  • haha its so little he has a little dick

  • Hey don't hate, he's resourceful.

  • A Fleshlight ?? What is that supposed to do ? Light up my Dick ?! Ha ha ha ha . Heyyy , that is what girlfriends are for ! To shoot your load into .

  • it kinda looks like a toilet

  • Dude - if you spent that much time on personal hygene and meeting girls you could just use a real pussy and people wouldn't think your a fucking wierdo perv.

  • this foo must be bi cuz it also looks like a dildo lol

  • i bet you went and jerked off with it as soon as you turned the camera off XD

  • i have fallen into the weird part of youtube again.........

  • @skullwolf3000 It happens to us all.

  • Looks like a cock with its head cut off... You are a fruitcake faggot

  • Forever alone.. Try get laid instead

  • so did ya fuck it yet ? XD XD XD XD

  • WTF...I do a search for ballistic gel and this comes up. Dude, it's a whole lot easier to just go find yourself a girlfriend. That's disgusting in a perverted way.

  • @rayven2012 you obviously haven't "found yourself a girlfriend" to compare

  • Walla! A va-jj is born.......,.

    Jman

  • so?

    1. get a damn tripod

    2. why the fuck make one if you already had a flesh light to make the mold from? it really don't make sense to make one when you already have the professional made one.

  • @2006kalipso so the person who made it cant sue him for copyright dipshit

  • @2006kalipso So very true. The guy is a complete fuckwit!

  • Time is money. Just buy the real thing

  • Tiny i meant

  • He must have a ruling duck

  • You know they make tripods right?

  • What is wrong with people?

  • You seriously couldn't find ONE thing to set your camera on?

  • I went from a kim marshals interview to this...how the fuck?

  • WTF?

  • looks like a casting of a penis XD

  • PUT DOWN THE FUCKIN CAMERA AND USE BOTH HANDS

  • THREE WORDS.....TRY..FUCKING...POD

  • im not sticking my penis in that

  • Fuck this... too much work. My hand and some $2.00 Vaseline, I'm good. :D

  • yeah.. this video could've been about 5 minutes shorter ... srsly, don't need to see you fiddling with getting it out of the mold for 5 minutes and then goofing off with the elastomer snotballs

    not trying to be rude, just some constructive advice for the next one

  • @pistolpackingzus So true @ elastomer snotballs ,,, lmao!

  • Dude, it's called a 'GIRLFRIEND'...get one. No, seriously, get one.

  • why you dont buy a ready one its available everywhere now ? and by cheap price

  • He's really, really good at doing things one-handed...

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  • @FastestSpermCell I don't think he did it right?

  • haha pencil dick

  • @BIGBEARabc123 no he just likes it super tight...

  • BUY A FUCKING TRIPOD>>> It is so frustrating watching your one handed attempt removing cellotape!!!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!­!!

  • Clearly you need to get more information on how to make Sex toys on Sex Toys Tip

  • 7:28- a foot :P

  • @0:07 That's clearly a mortar.

    @0:35 Oh, it's a mini toilet.

    @0:55 Fuck it, this is getting boring.

    **Leaves**

  • @Unintelligenda LOL "a mortar"...

  • @MrDoogie1989 everyone knows that. third street.

  • why you make this stupid thing? better make a diy tripod dude xDD

  • heres some advice. put the camera downonthetable and take the tape off!!

  • THAT'S A PENIS!

  • It looks hard as a rock 0_o

  • LOLOLOL, LOOK AT HIS HAND ITS SO SMALL, all I can say it that you can tell that he's a horny little kid already.

  • bullshit

    

  • Ever heard of a TRIpod ya nimrod?

  • your SOOO F-EN WACK!!!!!! LOOOOOSSSSEEERRRR!!!!!!!

  • maybe you should make a tripod fuckin idiot

  • kill youself!

  • That, my friend, is disgusting. And why does it have balls????

  • @asdfkie It's actually a penis. You stick it in the painus hole.

  • @asdfkie Haha, looks like someone didn't watch the video all the way through. It's called a mold.

  • @Monstergamer01 looks like someone is fucking retarded. of course i know its a fucking mold. It still has fucking balls at the end. eat shit.

  • @asdfkie Looks like someone's never seen a pocket pussy before, that's the front dipshit. Also, if you knew it was a mold then why did you think it was balls? :D

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  • @asdfkie He has friends ???

  • @lamprotrnis lol

    

  • LOL if you actually go to the site selling the elastomer, you will find out, that the samples (100g packages) are out of stock :D

  • 0:59 METH LAB :O

  • Only one hand through the whole video...you couldn't stop wanking long enough to make a fake pussy?

  • @Lamprotornis Excellent observation! Holding the camera is not an excuse, a tripod would have made the whole process less awkward...as it already is...

  • @Lamprotornis oh IDK theres no chance he could be holding the camera he used to make this video.

    herp derp.

  • @Lamprotornis he's holding the camera you idiot, and if your comment was a joke it wasn't a very good or nice one.

  • @Lamprotornis, Cuz it's a dildo.

  • @Lamprotornis He has camera on other hand smartass

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  • that's just gross d00d

  • u do have 2 hands right?

    and.. i dont think anyones dick would fit in there

  • His other hand is bersy!!

  • did you mold that from your own pussy

  • his determined o_o

  • This thing looks like an awesome pepper grinder.

  • lol

  • what the hell is that it looks like you need to you gudt the stik

  • jesus fuckin christ, open the fuckin thing allready

  • @pac21989 lMFAO BIG TIME GOOD ONE

  • this guy needs a tripod

  • it is sad that mens imaginations cant meet with real pussy, and are forced to use plastic molds of readily available vaginas. not criticizing, just commenting.

  • you seem to be pretty adept at doing things with one hand. wanker.

  • i wonder who hayley is...

  • how to make a vagina with one hand.

  • Why are u using one hand?

  • Why does that Fleshlight have testicles? lol

  • Buy a damn tripod!

  • TRIPOD

  • buy a slut.

  • If I made a list of things I don't want to stick my dick into. This would definitely be on that list. 

  • STOP your hurting it !!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Is that a shoe??

  • So that's what they mean when they say use protection

  • he made a headless dick

  • Why no sound?

  • @peasonerf too much "fuck" :)

  • 154 people actually get pussy

  • i wouldent fuck a rock.

  • he's dick is like that stick

  • cant use the right hand to do anything cause its busy..

  • just put the camera down and use both hands dude...ffs

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Fleshlights aren't jelly.

  • have you ever thought of making a tri pod

  • maybe but this is hotter and better feeling

  • a hooker would be cheaper and faster...

  • @trin179 your mom would be cheaper and faster

  • @trin179 yeah cheaper and faster for aids.

  • Also if you already have a picture of someone you want to see naked, try loading her picture into the FalseFlesh Graphic Design Program. The program let's you make pretty much any picture from Facebook "appear" nude.

  • and i thought i needed to get laid

  • I watched the video and after all the opinions i got in my head and between that and the priceless comments i just have to say... What the fuck?

  • annoying

  • WTF u r gay and to add to that u were fingering the crapiest thing I've ever seen u retard pervert

  • have you heard of the TORSCREW? aye?

  • Just add a can of tuna for that heavenly vagina scent.

  • shit!

  • get a tripod for god's sake...