Sticks And Stones May Break World Records

[rexal96]

John, this is an awful video.

[iamincollege1]

John, your home video commentaries are cursory.

[TheOneOutspoken]

John, you're a n00b

[SuperIV21]

John you suck on hairy popsicles

[GrAtPretender]

John, you sound mildly brain-damaged.

[Thdudewiththegun]

john u really suck

[PerplexedPalfrey]

JOHN U EZ EATIN NOTHIN CU|Z U DIE CUZ U SUCK LE ICE CREAM LE NOW NOW U DIE CUZ U SUK AND MAKE ME SICK OF ICE CREAM BECUZ UR FACE IS A BOMB OF NO NO AND ANGRY AT YUR WEAK NO NO ICE CREAM 4 U CUZ U IS TRRIBLE

[fawkerTHEman]

John- You are funny[sarcastic tone]

[Geroldni]

John All you base belongs to us.... dummy!

[MsLilBicks]

John your such an attention seeking ho

[MsLilBicks]

John- your face looks like up-chucked mayo.

[pedrogregorio]

john is a dumbface

[gaeta34]

John, I disagree with your point of view.

That is all.

[WhiteWilard]

John, you're a lint licker

[theguyoffunnycomedy]

u suck

[Gamer606]

u suck john

[Jabueng]

Dear John.

[climbtreez]

John, is that supposed to be a nose, or did you just glue a potato to your face?

[climbtreez]

John, I hope you fall in to a pile of dog shit face first. It would make you so much more attractive.

[oldsmell]

bit chface

[shaytalis]

John you're a total dumb faces

[foad27]

i really like that video, just not the guy in it

[ProjectD13X]

You fucking slut, I can't believe you would stoop this low

[VV6Portugal]

John your pathetic, I can't even think of a insult, good for you(r) FLOOZIE nose...

[andreacharlottesulli]

john, you are stoopie

[ENCOREmore92]

John, u no SAY OVER becuse yu SUCK! Yur vids cud be nicr if u wudnt in dem! And i hop dat ur LAZY ASS is stl doanating!

[SirPkzInHD]

john you can't break any record, justin beiber gets more insults than you every day.

[vangoghdescendent011]

john you video stinks; just like you probably do

[MadTimmy]

John is a failure at life and will never raising enough insults to win a record.

[dstrube1]

John, you ignorant slut, you vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, you have the IQ of a turnip, you hapless gorilla. Keep up the good work.

[palexskin]

John, you could be really pretty, if you just lost some weight.

[loadenotlocke]

*cough* I mean: John, what a dumb idea. Idiot. 

[loadenotlocke]

what a dumb idea. idiot. 

[Akarshi67]

John.. you fap ass >:I lolol

[freakingidiotthefirs]

John you suck

[datRock]

wow, john, you're nothin' but a looser on youtube ... you aren't worth the time for my insults ...

[BlackDiamond0562]

john you are just terrible and I hate you... john you are just amazing and I love you.

[Whodeyman17]

John, its been two years and you have 19,000 views on this video, you suck.

[monicahawkins1990]

John....you suck at everything

[MrKoshak]

Dear John, I feel sorry for you that you didn't get enough attention in your pubescent years, so you have to fight for it as an adult and turn to YouTube as a last resort to get noticed. You look like a redneck, yet you're smart, and that means that you're unhappy. Unhappy redneck.

[Sclark369]

John, your vides suck better than your sister.

[MidnightGrunt]

John, you are the biggest piece of useless, stinky, ugly, jewbag, piece of SHEER shit that I have ever seen. Go kill yourself and do hitler a favor asshole.

[nihilist809]

john u r a total escimo

[ComiXDude]

you shit face ! :( sorry... like the video

[Redcapten]

you suck... but i still liked this vidio

[flanissimo]

GREAT IDEA, JOHN (to be read with sarcastic tone)

[flanissimo]

:33 ZG "walk on" cameo

[A2theDS]

john im going to fucking murder you cause you suck mega ballsssss

[makenna88]

John, I regret that I didn't get my insult in earlier, when you still were amassing money, because you really are quite unattractive.

[fungegirl]

John, you are the most unfunny, uncreative, unattractive, unsuccessful person in the world.

[KnotReb]

I'd like to say I like your work, but I can't.

[caryleedavisvideo]

John, I have less respect for you than...than a lot of respect...for you...John.

[SaussomeProductions]

John, your vides suck worse than your sister.

[theRockapotomus1]

John, you intelligence is subaverage.

[MwirigiK]

John, I'm from Kenya , Mbuzi wewe!

[Trikeh]

John you are a queer.

[Eaglepaladin]

Jon, You are evil

[Jesusdragon737]

john your videos suck worse than a broken snowblower

[Moltentank]

John your awesome!

[blackcat223364]

John your a total dumb face

[somearetrouble]

john you son of a motherless goat.,..

[farecord]

John, Obviously Richard is the talented one.

[siouxsienova]

JOHN JOHN JOHN nice video... you cotton headed ninny muggins

[TheWiseLyrics]

Piece of shit.

[ismellgenius]

John, I don't see why everyone is up in arms over Illegal Immigrants when we have homegrown bums such as yourself draining the system.

[irhads]

FUCK YOU JOHN MOTHAFUCKA!!!!

[eric2chaps69]

john, you are the worst person i have ever met, ever. Whenever I think of you i just want to slap your face into tinier and tinier pieces

[nessx007]

I highly dislike your face, John.

[allyooo1212]

You sir, are the poorest excuse of a human being ever to walk upon this planet.

[TheRadcast]

John, every time you update your status as being some sort of independent women that doesn't need a crutch like a man or booze,and you use on of those ridiculous pictures of a ribbon on a beach with curly pink writing that states your independence in some sort of modern mantra, I'm reminded that I can walk to the nearest bar and with the utmost certainty find you 6 beers and 5 shots deep into some dude that resembles a cigarette in an undershirt. Also, brush your teeth.

[precose6]

john you are one funny douche bag

[BorgAndy]

John, meatloaf.

[JoshRafail]

John, you're a loser.

[PkSuperProd]

i like unicorns

[evbarrera]

John, your incompetence is outstanding. I can't fathom why anyone would want to interact with a scumbag such as yourself.

[ZYG1993]

john you cheap son of a roach. 25 cents really? you cheap little cock sucker!

[cieltriste]

John, you are a 2-dimensional piece of cardboard unable to house even the smallest of pizzas. You are truly pathetic.

[JScrewloose]

You're a dumb bastard.

[CoRLegacy]

John. Jesus loves you.

[superduperziggzagg]

John, looking at you makes me want to vomit.

[shoutbutter]

You have a fat face, your bald spot disgusts me, i hate you a lot and you seriously need to get to the gym more. look in the goddam mirror john. In the words of the great daniel day-lewis, "You're just the after birth, John. You slithered out of your mothers filth." harsh but true. goodnight.

[REDCLOUDX]

Goodness, you're a fatass. 

[marcosdillon]

John, I'll tell everone I know to come here and express their rejection for you without technically insulting you. This is just because I want to somehow make up for the fact that I couldn't help insulting you myself, you insignificant immature attention whore.

[boomtimebomb]

Suck a big fat cock you swindling maggot-ridden flazzerband

[apathyisanartform]

John; the most insignificant, disease causing, filth eating bacteria would be a better use of the carbon that makes up your body, and the most fitting end I could imagine for a man of your amazingly substandard caliber is that one day you will die in a 'tragic' auto-erotic asphyxiation accident. Also everything you enjoy is bollocks.

[careytedesco]

John, you really are a media whore. In fact, maybe this will be the thing you break world records at. You're at 18,060 hits so keep sucking big time. Good luck douche bag.

[TheCelticGiant]

fuck you, trying to buy are hatefull comments like we're whores. hope this helps

[Paudidawwg]

John, you are swine and that is not prejudice and if it is you smell

[silliewill1]

John you smell of mayo, twinkies and piss

[KnifeJob]

John, you have the charisma of a goldfish. A really dull one at that.

[CaliforniaCarGuy]

John, i hate your face.

[DryPaperBag]

John your face reminds me of a meat patty covered in feces.

[Trollbaiter]

John, you are a smelly wet towel covered in the fog bank of twat mist, and if that wasn't bad enough... your mother dresses you funny.

[scootermcspooter]

You, John, are a lily-livered, squash-flicking, puddle-sniffing trollop, and I think you should know that about yourself.

[safeissexy]

john, your "comedy" style is the worst of 2011

[Mastodon1432]

john u fucking waste of space

[MsGrunz]

PLEASE, stop making those awefull videos! Your face makes my eyes bleed!

[VERITYISAWSOME]

John your a lame no good scumbag, you will never be good for anything your ugly little crap

[sarahkpersons]

You moron, somebody should sell you into slavery. That way your talents would actually be put to good use.

[chuddlewinks]

John I'd rather get assraped by a sandpaper dildo than watch one of your videos.

[N0LuCk1993]

I enjoy your videos.

[MetalheadAlex9]

john you should admire by butt from the pavement with a straw!

[G40rc3]

John fuck you and your fucking niggers

[TototunArt]

john, ... FUS RO DAH

[ty16080]

John, you are one HUNGRY HUNGRY Hippo

[Ghostysound]

you dumb cum dumpster

[iiWright]

John you whore mongering ass-party.

[PicopicoEMD]

john you are a piece of shit

[BG3Productions]

john YOU'RE a dumb face!

[Jefferwee]

no youp a dumb faces

[dsavix4]

John you suck and stuff.

[warkhead1]

John your such a john

[WhatsitlikeinNYCity]

I wish i was you so i could stick a fork in my own dumb face and watch my self bleed in the mirror

[WhoTouchedSasha]

John your an old lady's butthole covered in blood and poo poo.

i so silly

[josh5adams]

also shut the fuck up

[josh5adams]

youre a piece of shit and i want u to die u faggot

[ThePepsiNarkoman]

You candysmelling son of a good woman!

[LeadBeIIy]

I can hang more spoons on my dick than you can off your face... you smooth faced weirdo...

[mongoosedog20]

I have dropped turds better than this video, john. Turds.

[ultrawazer]

john your a motherfu""""" ^_^ 

[Doey8840]

JOHN! you are _such_ a floozie!

jezebel.

[Mw2Venom]

john u did sucking piece of shit flamer!!!!

[ravi12346]

John, I respect the whole "let's end slavery" thing you've got going, but I can't say I entirely agree with the means you're using to reach your goal, however noble that goal may be...

Poop-face.

[tenebraesum]

John you are a ..poo face.

[th3nemes1s]

John you suck more dick than george bush

(lol get it dick cheney and penis XD)

[AndrewVenes]

John, you're a loser.

[hamsters4ever]

Dang it, John you haven't planned this out YOU STUPID LOLOLOL! You'll never tie up with Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black!

[Hatmaster13]

John, I can totally run circles around you on the track field. Pussy

[MCTreb91]

John, you ol'sack o'shit!!!!

[420gillsable]

john u r dumb

[MrJoejoe347]

Wow john, only 30 seconds under water, you are a total loser jerk face.

[ZuzahGaming]

YOU DARE INSULT ME YOU SPICSPIDER.

YOU WANT INSULTS?

SMURFDICKED FUCKTHIEF.

DICKFISTING DOGDRILLING CUMSLIDING SCROTUMSSTRETCHING TURDMINGLING FUCKJUMPING FARTFISHING STEVE-AND-A-HALF.

[StrandedMonkey]

john u fuckerrrrrr

[richardwithanarr]

John you are incompetent at getting people to follow your directions. Over 17K people have watched this video, and so far, fewer than 1.1K have commented, though I'm not even sure how many of those are insulting you as much as fighting amongst each other. At the rate you're going, you might donate $.10 by 2037.

[halo3masterchieff]

john, I usually am not a mean person, but yousa DUMB FACE.

[lazaMG]

pusi kurac

[slyfox3333]

Ugh john all your vids suck -.-

[48HourReview]

John, when your hair is wet your friend with the stopwatch is an asshole.

[ma1achite]

Jon, your dad should have worn a CONDOM. Youtube would certainly be better off.

[junglefred4]

John

eating a galon of mayonnaise and then doing exercise is crazy, yes you really are lazy the spoon record is old, The insult record is stupid

[cleanfunnyvideos]

John, you probably voted for Obama last election!!!

[BlackFand1000]

Hahaha John this is the best especially the puke hahahahaha and to all the bad commenters I bet you can make a more awesome video than this

[Brickfilm100]

John you're a Longhorns Fan!!!!!! x(

[pointeprincess302]

jon. you're not funny.

[sirpc2]

There are 10.000.000.000.000.000.000.000­.000.000.000

particles in the universe,

that we can observe,

your mama took the ugly ones,

and put them into one nerd :D

[Theguitarist500]

you look similar to edward norton, therefore all you need to do is turn into the hulk, and you've pretty much got every single world record in the bag

[endub42]

john, you are to youtube, as paris hilton is to the music industry!

[kylegordon906]

You are a moron! This will never work stupid!

[MrRichardsome1]

John, I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

[jmawatson]

john... your bald spot smells like poop

[ryanisflyin1]

you toad licker john

[dynimitejack]

This is we tard did... John YOU ARE SOFA KING WE TARD DID!!!1!1!!!1111

[Realismization]

John, you are a Faggot.

[whereismyninjacake]

idiot

[TheMrPnj]

john, u little escimo! ;DD

[DarthMercanto]

John, you were a terrible Confederate Lieutenant!

[darko870]

Looks like someone's a masochist. I wonder if masochist is derogatory enough... Oh well, FUCK YOU!!!

[pseudodeduction]

John, you're a jizz jar

[KeziahBryceland]

John; vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage

[plentypeas]

John, you spelled esKimo wrong.

[arievanscholten]

Well look at mister, oh i'm so original i'm using insults to gain popularity on something like youtube, your such an ego maniac

[dxmfever]

You are a nice guy, John.. I respect what you are doing, and wish you the best of luck.

[reejaw2]

hey man, nice video!

[dividedwefall42]

john, you insolate fleb.

[mateo977]

John, you are the most untalented person I have ever heard of. suckit

[LacyPrince]

John, you're the bruises to my apple.

Really any fruit that I wish didn't have any bruises.

[FMLpl0x]

johns so dumb.. hes dumb. o_o

[halojunkie69]

just go suck on that meat hose ramsey

[sweetNsalter]

john, your voice grinds on my ears like a broken, out of tune bagpipe combined with a screaming ardvark that is about to get run over by a giant dump truck

[namilein666]

you are a dumbass john!

[thisisit321go]

john, your face looks like a meat hose.

[jollymolly1989]

John, you are a petty, pathetic, and pitiful person and you're no longer welcome in my life.

[AmatuerAudio101]

That video was as pointless as your face... :)

[ipsyscipse]

John, you're such a pathetic, useless scumbag.