Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy

[derpnip]

the first Scientology ad

[50centgotshot9times]

I like to put nail polish up my bottom

[CapitalistOverlord]

This is fucking brilliant. Francis E. Dec was way ahead of his time. The government will try to cover this up, of course, but everyone must know the truth.

[5282890]

@CapitalistOverlord fitting username to be talking...

[gameslave2]

what

[Megaritz]

This was even better than your "Master-Race Frankenstein Radio Controls" video. The film footage and eerie music made it sinister and creepy, even in spite of some of the hilarious "Decisms."

[DeathMachineDAS]

What the fuck am I watching?

[Hylianborn]

What the fuck.

Just...Just... what the fuck

[B4Dmd]

I lost interest after 30 seconds. Who has 6 minutes to listen to this?

[sephira8]

I play MW3 every single day

[fuglsnef]

"This is the best video I have ever seen."

[henryvane]

've been talkin g about this for years and no 1 will listen to me!!!!!!

[Faren22]

YOU HAVE NOT THE MENTALITY TO COMPREHEND THE SIMPLE MATH OF CUBIC ANTIPODE CREATION - EARTH HAS 4 DAYS SIMULTANEOUSLY PER ROTATION - EARTH BODY 4 CORNER TIME EQUALS 4 LEG MOBILITY ETERNALLY

[Urmean15]

Kosher Bosher doctors

[ThePipoca77]

...what?

[RobGordon35]

Where did you get this film footage its brilliant!

~Peace.

[betsingerb]

A slimy viscous jew doctor

[fawkUtube]

I threw away my TV 1 month after 9-11 and Ive been deprogramming ever since .... detox for the mind.

[blackkakari]

Oh I get it; this is the $cientology Orientation Video!

[Reynard13Fuchs]

This is your brain on Authoritarianism (Conservatism).

[Antiislamfront2010]

of course it all makes sense now! HAHAHAHA

[KOLIN25]

what did i just watch?? somebody?? anybody? help.

[Drebln893]

@KOLIN25 ..lol

[youguys1968]

This is a RIOT! World wide lobotomies. A simple procedure - a pipette in the corner of the eye & result A VEGETABLE!

[Insomaniaartist]

I've got a boner

[WONDOCTORJ]

I created this by observing it while simultaneously flying in a different dimension.

[LgGerminator]

Who ever made this video must have like a 2"cock XD

[NinjaJedi]

This is your brain on libertarianism.

[herrhitlerfuntime]

this sounds like Cave Johnson from Portal 2

[hurrrdurr112]

SO THIS IS WHY I'M SO HIDEOUSLY UGLY!!!1!!1 DAMN THEM!!

[BugStyleXX]

This is hilarious.

[tails2fan]

umm.... yeaahhh, im going to leave now... (dont hurt me computer god!)

[orasis]

Inter-marry with niggers, lol

I know one thing about Dec, he had a small penis.

[SpamNapkin]

Giving the mentality of youtube users these days, especially towards ridiculous crackpot conspiracy theories, I'm surprised no one is taking this seriously.

[anothercountyheard]

@SpamNapkin spoke too soon; it's all true

[sirkowski]

@SpamNapkin Ron Paul 2012!

[godofpeach90]

my face is melting.

[GTBurns48215]

This makes my Moon Brain hurt.

[EtherealMoon]

Oh.

[Urmean15]

Kosher Bosher doctors

[Endymion766]

I understood every word.

[therealepirate]

2 people are frankenstein gangster zombie nigger synthetic robot lasers

[Pazhuzhu]

Am I schizophrenic now?

[EvilViolencePerson]

Kosher-Bosher always cracks me up.

[AlienAxeGuitars]

I second the 111 experience

[Zeanu]

Bahhh~ BAHHH~ Mehhh~ Mooo~

Cluck cluck cluck, behhh~ PaPOOOCK, moo~

[Gruntsplatter]

I hope this is brainwashing me to kill people

[the111experience]

i just wish it didn't have racist overtones...

[ArtERie11293]

I want to take what ever drugs Francis E. Dec took. Because my life would be so much funner lol

[irkinelite51]

Is it wrong that when I hear the phrase "Gangster Computer God Worldwide" I think of Lady Gaga?

[Drmofothegreat]

@irkinelite51

if lady gaga made a Gangster Frankenstein Computer God Worldwide concept album i would totally buy it and love it.

[FuckingStanz]

did i hear slimy vicious Jew doctor?  lmfao.

[NegiSpringfieldof4ch]

Masons worship a god that might be termed a machine god. There is a computer designed to be a form of god, called 666 The Beast. The random jumble of words and their arrangement makes the idea seem ludacrious to our ears. I believe it to be a real and present danger.

[TVsFrank81]

This is how fundamentalist religious people sound to me. I just nod my head until they stop talking.

[crowbarblue]

@TVsFrank81

No, there's a difference, Francis is entertaining.

[NutNapalm]

@TVsFrank81 sadly they're usually a bit more coherent and a lot less funny.

[chubbz82]

Life long Frankenstein controls!

Kosher-Bosher containment policy work I want some!

[reverendshnar]

Fnord.

[ZaffireWolf]

How can this guy be serious when he's not even grammatically correct? He talks like an AOLer, except with more interesting content.

[CorrosiveAgent]

ohh man ... I am sooo high

[5282890]

this is the typical conspiracy theorist talk

[b5h4d0w]

wat

[astarothification]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!

[daledheyalef]

this makes a lot more sense on the second viewing

but then again, after undergoing a Computer-God-Kosher-Bosher-One­-Month-Probation-Period a lot of weird things tend to make sense.

[chubbz82]

@daledheyalef

LMFAO this is too funny, where do I sign up?

[daledheyalef]

@chubbz82

Well...You go to nearby Hospital or Camouflaged-Miniature-Hospital­-Van-Truck, you strip naked, lay on the operating table (which slides into the Sealed-Computer-God-Robot-Oper­ating -Cabinet), intravenous tubes are connected, and a Slimy-Vicious-Jew-Doctor pushes the starting button based on your Computer-God-Brain-On-The-Moon which records progress in your systematic butchery. hth

[Hissanrach]

So what would be the point of making people into frankensteins by the computer god?

[Mesarphelous]

Somehow this is not a parody

[wexpayne]

wat

[TurboSpaghettiRobot]

WASH YOUR HANDS

EVERY DAY

[ttobyg]

i liked it when he said komputah

[Fallenstartheone]

HNHHHHHHHHHGGGG i just shat a brick

[applesomething]

Clown Booze Face

<3

[GTBurns48215]

this hurts my moon brain

[Scentless]

@GTBurns48215

your moon-based brainbank can still receive niggerless painsignals without interference from the computer god?

[schmoborama]

Francis Dec - a true prophet, If only he'd lived to see how right he was

[davinciimnot]

Orgasmic simultations that puppies lick from nano technology dog bowls of slopped up chopped shredded heads of mindless servants to the crown of 29 communistic countries that serve liver from unborn fetuses is a little modern medieval but telephones made of rock chisled down to stonehenge control 3/4 of the world using slut magnet communication frequency 5,6,7, 9 the computer whore machine mind deciphers every breath you take and charges you a dime at birth Girth for hardware death by earth.

[jhtomeo]

"Computer God computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating

arm surgery cabinet machine removal" is the greatest word ever devised.

[rappler32]

Completely schizophrenic.

[singinglawnchair]

My gangster communist computer god Frankenstein radio controls are incompatible with Windows 7. Bummer. =(

[esria]

@singinglawnchair That made me laugh until I coughed. Thanks.

[kutthroat84]

that was gangster computer awesome communist monster jew semen

[clamdring]

I am full of age 70

[BustedMedia]

Perfect explanation of the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy. Well done!

[jacob7207]

This is fucking stupid. My brain can't handle this.

[Jcolinsol]

Oh, that's just the Computer God computerized brain thinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command lobe of the brain.

Nothing to worry about.

[GRHRGHRHGHRGHRHG]

oh god what is this i dont even

[worldofsimulacra]

YOUR MOON BRAIN

[lordmccardle]

This is well Tom Cruise!

[ISleepNow]

If the Frankenstein Computer God could really increase his height by two feet I'm sure it would be

[GiantBucket]

What's the creepy Adam Curtis-style music at 1:30?

[cwkl17201]

The voice/over is awesome. I love the place and the ideal conveyed.

Bill

//was there

[cryptsub]

All hail the Communist Black Wave of the Future! My Moon Brain tells me so.

[ravenrriddle]

"Causing inferior women's brain to intermarry with niggers." FUCK YOU, FRANCIS E. DEC. I HOPE YOUR COMPUTER GOD KEEPS YOU PERPETUALLY ALIVE ON THE MOON IN A WHIRLPOOL OF HORRIBLE BRAINFREEZES OR WTF EVER.

[StayCalm0]

LOL UR A NIGGUR

[metalmutt]

oh...my...god...

[thegladhand]

its like p.k.dick on speed! what is this from?

[frogspasm2000]

that's kind of like just saying it's like Phillip K. Dick.

[MsGeek703]

It's Michelle Bachman!

[ollejohannesson]

its funny because its true!

[zuriku]

Deadly Gangster Jew desease.

[ubachung]

The Computer God made a serious error when it allowed Francis E. Dec to uncover these truths. I just hope someday we can be freed from our Frankenstein Controls.

[Drmofothegreat]

@ubachung

never we are ever vigilante in our quest to demonize this anti computer god propoganda. no one will believe you but possibly noone, and he is not well liked.

all we have to do is convert Tom Cruise, this could benefit him more than scientology as we cam make him up to 2' taller.

[orasis]

@ubachung

True that, thumbs up!

[SAGEBOT500]

Five

[negativeEclipse]

fantastic

[postification]

this is what conservatives actually believe.

[SnakeTheFox]

Is my mobile computer-god brainwave capacitor Windows compatible or will I have to buy a Mac?

[Blahsmack]

based upon your computer brain god on the moon i suggest you choose PC

[Drmofothegreat]

@SnakeTheFox

Linux only, sorry n00b. atleast you don't have to buy a Mac now though.

[2800cc]

Arrrgh Frankenstein radio controls my brain on the moon!

[shavenwarthog]

the text is from noted schizophrenic and kook Francis E Dec.

Genius entertainment, in my view.

[TasharaNiven]

This is the best informational video I have ever watched.