One Life Remaining 07/18/2009

[imablueelephant]

story of my life

[Lazypackmule]

This first season was a fucking masterpiece.

[TheKillaCake]

God this must be based around my school all we've got are tramps, people who can't do anything except sports and nerds who think they're cool (i'm a nerd of course (and a really sarcastic one (Lol brackets within brackets its bracketception)))

[ZeeCon300]

lol people at my school are just like this

[Cartoonix3000]

what is finish him

[Matthewlikestogame]

@Cartoonix3000 It's the live action Mortal Kombat series from a while back.

[masterprime33]

This and Hard Justice is the reason im still subscribed to Machinima

[Puppyzwoof]

.......Anthony seems to be based off of me.

[6996yomama]

"noodles n' balls" LMFAO

[vdchgffgv]

Wow. When you had no access to female voice actors. Hilarious xD

[AnimeJunkey71]

Damn Jon. How do you do it so well? I love the way you mix comedy and drama. You make the best shows ever!

[TheWorldLaughter]

I miss this series ;_:

[Matfen815]

Lol Jon's sarcastic cynicism of douchery makes this series :D

[JohnGrahamsBlog]

One Life Remaining full Season 2 is now on my channel too. See the comment below as well for more info :)

[JohnGrahamsBlog]

Yo guys! I got all of Season 1 of One Life Remaining in one big blob, without credits or intros! It runs out about an hour 22 minutes, so if you're interested come check it out, it's pretty sweet! I also have Hard Justice seasons 1 and 2 :)

[MrChappie1971]

he has the same voices for every machinima i think he should make a bigger template of voices

[BryarKellison]

im so anthony.

[iiTz343]

@BryarKellison Same here. lol

[MrYoago]

Yeah My Birthday.

[MrHerecomesjohnny]

Noodles n balls restaurant XDD

[SquigApocalypse]

land of hope and glory england forever!

[iiTz343]

@SquigApocalypse What was the point of this?

[SquigApocalypse]

@iiTz343 its the orchestra at the begining, but the yanks always use it for american glory, even though its british lol

[iiTz343]

@SquigApocalypse We use it for graduations. It's not a big deal. You guys have it for your glory, we have it for grad. 

[spartan463]

OMG this sounds too much like my life, so far

[Toahagax1337]

I can tell they'll have a fantastic week-long relationship.

[AssassinSi]

This is my life basically lol :)

Many gamers can relate to this..

[fearsomemeta486]

@AssassinSi i know the feeling

[RaRstudios103]

whats the credit music

[LostPlatoonStudios]

@RaRstudios103 I believe Jon composed it himself. you would have to email him

[rewile]

All of this...is so true.

[YoungElite2793]

I support jon wooo!

[Bradztar117]

is it normal for a family to have a car with a 20mm machine gun on the back?

[Bradztar117]

Super Zelda Brothers

i lol'd sooo HARD

[dragonup56]

this music is from deus ex machina from where u hear the names called out and everyone gets shot and john do me a favor with a 1 minute deus ex machina and let him finaaly kill himself hes been bored

[McRaymond100]

I miss halo multi-player........... :(

[HiImSoddenZulu]

Lol when you see them drive out of the sandbox at 5:49 It would be funny if you saw the guardiens shooting them

[SgtvVv]

Don't I just love going back to this and remembering how I would wait and check for new episodes on Jon's site as I do now with Arby 'n' the Chief; All of which michinimas are Masterpieces.

[xXzingerXx]

huh im sure theyll have a fantastic week long relation ship.......later in the car his mom says hey hun yes mother maybe afyer this week u could have a turn goddamnit mom leave it alone!!!!

[DeltaSpartanJizz]

00:01

[Erikthe1andonly]

I've had those moments in restaurants ._. fucking MOM!

[JustAnotherUser565]

"More diseases than the entire cast of 28 Days Later" Genius! XD

[coleisairaqi]

My high school experience

[Sku1154321]

This is y i hate moms always trying to make u friends with assholes and sluts at school......=| well thats kinda like my mom anyway

[lucen15]

@Sku1154321 my mother is also like this i feel your pain bro

[besthmaster101]

Such a good show

[EPICcza22]

WTF HE GRADUATED ON MY BIRTHDAY 550 YEARS IN DA FUTURE!!!1

[Delta50Eagle]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS WORK, WERE IS PART 1 AND THEN PART 2 AND SO ON????

[BRPhillis]

@Delta50Eagle I just went to the season's playlist and watched them in order there

[zodiac23jj]

It's so funny how sarcastically he says, "Yeah, I'm holding back the tears"

[zodiac23jj]

I always love the first about 10-15 episodes of a new show because they are really funny, and then after that they get pretty dramatic...

[MaxzpyroP]

what a nice famely car xD

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

Jon is one of my favorite directors, but Roosterteeth will always be more funny but Jon is a beast when it comes to drama who agrees?

[TheOverShadowedFate]

Is It Just Me That Wants John To Make Another Series, Like I Mean This Was My Favourite Series By John

[AssassinSi]

What type of music is it at the end its awesome.....

[shinyjay100]

lol casual driving in a car that has a giant turrent on it.

[DBZJohnny123]

his mom sounds like a 10 year old boy

[vengeanceproductions]

LOL, Jack Thompson is the school...I just noticed that. xD

[Evzone1821]

I just love how jon always puts the everyo ne here is a douche except me and my friends inference in his videos. Good job Jon

[ChaosInferno111]

I'm gonna guess the first severel episodes are Jon telling his own story.

[Severepwner]

He was then killed by the guardians for being an asshole.

[Severepwner]

Water...CALLED IT!

[chris10023465]

why couldn't they put the episode number in the title of the series?

[HalfTangible]

Did anybody else notice that Anthony's mother told him to ask out a girl who had /just said five seconds ago/ that she had a boyfriend?

[ChiefMaverick515]

If Jon joins forces with RT, I'd shit myself from orgasming so hard.

[Luis11717]

@ChiefMaverick515 They made a live-action skit about a month ago, if you haven't watched it just youtube search ''Oh My God It's GARY BUSEY!''. It's pretty funny.

[HollowDeathAngel]

WOO YA I LOVE GOING FAST!

[videogamegamerguy]

lol driving 3 mph when no one is driving but him

[Resurrected2011]

IT'S AIGHT! IT'S AIGHT DAWG, WERE COOL. WERE COOL

hahahaahaha

[444Tazer]

Poor Anthony... he doesn't have any friends... and he doesn't want any either. So it sorta balances out.

[orindark]

were is the rest of vids?

[fearsomemeta486]

Anthony reminds me of me

[ltjerryl]

I had the same music on my graduation today at 10:00 a.m for seniors in nashville :D

[xlrd98]

Yeah im holding back tears. Lol. Epic

[XX847]

hehehe, i play magic the gathering. XD

[uzumaki913]

dude at 1:39 I heard some magic references and i about crapped my pants... sweetest Machinima Ever

[MidoriNoLink]

the whole thing with his mother insisting on going out is literally happening to me as we speak, I'm currently at the playing old games phase... just remembered this scene and needed to vent

[Colt851]

jons voice in universal. he can voice like 10 people and its perfect

[AJTCH15]

"All we're celebrating here is my ability to tolerate 12 years of school with out putting a gun to my mouth." I can relate to that, I'm an above average kid on an intellectual way, and I have little tolerence for dumbasses. So, my school makes me want to shoot someone.......... Nice vid :D!

[ruzzzler]

@AJTCH15 i know just what you mean all the so called cool people where just dumb asses who thought they where tough =_=

[SombreroKing100]

@AJTCH15 agreed!

[theothajc]

i went on to my youtube... and i searched one life remaining... and i saw episode one season three... then i killed myself because it was only a dream

[antagonist43]

"Noodles 'n' Balls" should be a real place.

[RCEcho1138]

Super Zelda Bros. FTW

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

You know... eventually, when halo is really old, we'll think back on it, maybe some kids will watch it, and they'll say,"WTF that car has a turret on it, lol!!!1!1!!1!!!" "Why are they All wearing armor???" "this sux!! (dislike button)"

[AKALMoumen]

This is pretty cool he puts a nice halo twist on the whole HighSchool stereotype Scene, I do think Jon should do a Special guest direction for Rooster Teeth's RvB that'll be Awesome!

[manlazy602]

@AKALMoumen I hear rumors that Jon and Rooster Teeth are working on a movie together, if they are then i'll be so happy :D

[AKALMoumen]

@manlazy602 That would be bad ass, I could imagine it, but it'll be interesting if it's a RvB movie or Mix of RvB with Arby and the Chief, thanks for that, Imma keep my eyes open for that :D

[manlazy602]

@AKALMoumen That is why probably, it takes for ever for Jon to air episdoes i hope it's a mix with One Life Remaining, Hard Justice, Arby N the chief and RvB.

[AKALMoumen]

@manlazy602 Yea but that's part of the territory both Hard justice and Oe life remaining are in the same universe we'll have to see coz jon is extremely secretive about his projects

[manlazy602]

@AKALMoumen I aslo hope he makes more seasons of One Life Remaining, it's the 2nd best Machinima besides Arby n The Chief.

[AKALMoumen]

@manlazy602 Yea seriously but I heard that this was a special project that if does do another season of anything it might be Hard Justice but I think with rate it takes him to make Arby and the Chief (which is by n means a bad thing) IDK if he'll ever come back to those series's

[Darkpup15]

@AKALMoumen actually for a couple episodes off their shorts series he guest starred and it was pretty funny.

[Kazzeroth]

@AKALMoumen I know he was at the RT office, so there is a chance that he will make a RvB appearance.

[Kmaxx69]

Jon + RoosterTeeth = Epic Epicness of all the Epicly Epic stuff in the universe.

[EggtasticTaco]

"I'm sure they'll have a fantastic week-long relationship." - Epic

[AngryNerd356]

i think it's preety stupid if people take lines from the video and then post the line as a coment

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

you can tell he bases this show alot off his own life......

[HalfTangible]

@SlyTheBlindGuy They say to stick with what you know

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

@HalfTangible indeed

[tacoman202]

@SlyTheBlindGuy I somewhat feel the same.

[horo30]

@SlyTheBlindGuy Moar like..

The internets. LOLOLOLOL.

Good stuff.

LOL I THOUGHT HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY LITTLE BIG PLANET.

LOLOLOL OMG THIS IS HOW PEOPLE TALK THOUGH LOL

Yo this is good shit dawg, thanks.

[gameshadow111]

oh thats a shame yea im holding back the teers XD

[WAFFLEjerry]

Its ight dawg

[iamsocoolzy]

That jock is an asshole :/

[Luda2thecool]

The title of this series sounds like a soap opera

[StrongArtsFilms]

Wait wait wait... the restaurant is called, "noodles n balls"....penis joke ftw. XD

[101lordgamer]

Why is a land of hope and glory (a British athem) on a Canadian show?

[jacknages]

the many voices of john cjg

[Zealot284]

best machinima EVER jon cjg PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ make more :D

[marksmanlane]

hi i'm Anthony Heitzmann and this is the jerry springer show here with us tonight is pink bitch and red hillbilly boyfriend

[Thatmakessense356]

TIP: When you're watching, take notes and make a time-line. This story goes back and forth about 8 times in 6 months to 4 year intervals. This happens within about 3 hours. It gets confusing, especially if you don't plan on finishing on the same day you start. ALSO use the playlist option so the bottom of the screen is blocked out when you're not in full screen. This saves you from spoilers. DERP!

[ironhenge7]

Lol I love magic :P

[caboose1234100]

"check me i'm doing 15 over the limit" that made me lol so much

[Stickx700]

LOL @ 5:49 !!! LOOK IM GOING 15 OVER THE LIMIT!!!! LOLOLLOLOL

[DaArbiterOwns]

@BobLawblaw31 i dont think we would agree with you there

[bluereaper75]

goddamnit. why did they rename the one life remaining videos with dates instead of episode/season numbers? its so confusing now

[tankslayer100]

@BobLawblaw31 it doesnt suck but it still bad

[metarydly7111]

"OH THATS AWSOME. DO YOU PLAY LIKE SUPER ZELDA BROTHERS?" XD

[renanddookie2094]

noodles "n" balls FTFW

[buttpicker247]

@CryoXProductions ya lol no i meant as in his personality you know quiet and has a bunch of duchebags at school

[theStonedDuke]

anyone get the bioshock reference at the beginning with the Secondary school name?

[superstrok99]

man im like the geeks at the beginning :3

[mch158]

"oh my go-D" that is so annoying

[TheMRhoobley]

just gunna get this out there machinima is gay and JON CJG should be the god of youtube

[Solar00111]

@TheMRhoobley He is the god of youtube.

[GravySan]

oh gawd, I don't know what is worse, the fact that i am watching this, or that I got all of the magic card game references. oh well.

[buttpicker247]

i can seriously relate to anthony

[MrCheekyotter]

ITS IGHT

ITS IGHT

[B1ackD1m0N]

lmao



[GRIMTHENINJA]

i think the new rick roll should be that song "blue (da boo dee)" lol

[roflcoptermom]

season 3 come the fuck on wtf

[RingerFilms]

@roflcoptermom either he's done with it, or he's taking time off from it to concentrate on arby n' the chief

[Austinq1998]

they make a perfect couple anyway. i hope they enjoy there week long relationship.

XD

[CheeseWithMold]

OMG THIS SERIES IS AWSIM!

[HalfChinaman]

LOL 2 WEEKS haha I love this!!

[pratty117]

This sums up my life entirely!

[MrJailbrokenTech]

'Noodles'n'Balls' lol

[InformerMaz]

235 have no lives remaining

[Fanvadenaxar]

nice series man

[litmeuplol]

She's only being nice 'cause she's on her work shift.

She's a total bitch.

*Gasp!*

[yoDADisSHANE]

this show is like halo meets harold and kumar

[LOOOOOK1]

omg finally someone makes a machinimia with funniness and seriousness good job keep making more

[futurecanadianbranch]

can you say sum up my life in 8 minutes

[WarmanxXXx]

@futurecanadianbranch So...this basically summed up your whooooole life? lol

[FieryMastermind]

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[skykid720]

Becky was killed by the Guardians

[Benderillo1996]

Hahah i wish my mom had a turret in her car

[skykid720]

@Benderillo1996 lol i didnt even notice that rofl

[TheTexas2010]

fucking bitch, doesn't know when to leave it alone

[sapphire2005]

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[EminemGoesHard]

In that Halo: Reach ad I'm sorry, but that's not what happens to Kat.. Lol..

[Hershey2553]

@EminemGoesHard its what happens BEFORE the game, thats how she injured her arm and that was the FIRST number 6 who died, the one YOU replace.

[KarzackofGaurwaith]

Super Zelda Brothers :O That sounds awesome :)

[EmoRooster]

FUCK ADVERTISEMENTS!

[AssassinSi]

This is one of the best series which ive ever seen on youtube and proud to watch it again :) Peter Rules

[maniac5231]

"I'm holding back the tears".

That's good, I need to remember that.

[bradknightable]

if i were the main character step 1 kill my mother step 2 stop by joshes party kill everyone step 3 kill myself

[damon3011]

i just discoverd this series and its pretty sweat

[tyman955]

@damon3011 "Sweat"? WTF???

[ramson2011]

JON RULES 

[Thethingofcreepy]

Jon should definatly make this live action

[kablam971]

@Thethingofcreepy  that would be retarded

[dogwash2009]

what is the name of the graduation song

[Andbthecofd]

@dogwash2009 Pomp and Circumstance

[DaArbiterOwns]

JON IS THE BEST WRITER OF ALL TIME

POST ON MY CHANNEL TO PUT YOUR VOTE FOR JON TO BECOME MACHINIMA WRITER OF THE YEAR!

THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!

[LunarDesk]

@DaArbiterOwns Yeah Jon has a great imagination. I'm still trying to think of something and the only thing I could think of was posting like little clips of what I'm in the process of making- you know like a preview of my upcoming machinima, you know? I went and pulled a charlie chaplin a little bit.

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

@DaArbiterOwns Are you serious?? He's good but he's not the best.... although he is defidently the best machinima writer and I believe he could make real movies if he persued a career to do so.

[IMZEECATMAN]

@DaArbiterOwns lol, oh machinima fannerds. you make me laugh

[DaArbiterOwns]

@IMZEECATMAN meh your entitled to laugh, i just enjoy his work and i was high on caffeine at the time but you didn't need to post something like that cause its the mail from people ike you that just clog up my inbox.

[kablam971]

@DaArbiterOwns

[unforgivabl30]

@DaArbiterOwns Jons got some talent for sure but i'm gonna have to say roosterteeth is better

[unforgivabl30]

@DaArbiterOwns even so i still love his series's

[amnothiusz]

@DaArbiterOwns lol i was about to say that

[ClassicHALOFan]

was that a guy doing his moms voice?!

[theobhalo3nerd]

hay this vid was made by digitalph33r....