Kick Ass Gum!

[MrP1CO]

The guy in the blue reminds me of Nick Swardson.

[lamaddussa]

that was so randomly funny

[bigdaddycool546]

Not what I expected, but still pretty funny

[LucarioLoverGirl]

Haha. I've tried all those types of gum. Wasn't a fan of Bubble Tape. :)

[itman131313]

ive to get GUM

[ibepoppin]

Watching him eat that made my teeth hurt.

[Vleader001]

He will be so constipated that he'll explode from the pressure.

[ONEXON]

jaja horton is in it  !

[TheDrak70]

i didn't get it.....

[seanfleming1]

@TheDrak70 because you're stupid

[seanfleming1]

@TheDrak70 nope, you're just stupid

[mintydog06]

83 people ran out of gum

[1Karmakazi1]

Shes hot

[saltyquack]

flat chest

[MATTROCKS555]

omg ive done that before lol only with big red XD

[ModernDayStealth]

@conwilcon967 WHAT? he has pants on...

[TheEliteLemon]

i dont thinks hes dentist likes this lol

[LaughingVeryQuietly]

Was that a duke nuke'm joke? Kick as and chew bubble gum..and im all outa gum

[grimlock1211]

@LaughingVeryQuietly no its from a rowdy rowdy piper line in john carpenters they live. useless trivia.

[VideoVisionary77]

i wish my pockets were as big as his

[littlebieberfever]

dam! thats alot of gum

[PnzrDiv666]

lulz

[JeremyAB95]

i always wanted tht tobacco chew gum. IDK why it just looks so fun to chew lol

[devenmanzanares]

hahaha is this from daze and confused lmao

[superfacux]

cuack

[hocysnipes31]

"Why do you have so much gum..."

[awelillow]

i dont get how this could be funny... i think its all about seeing the girl...

[kommandojoe]

DUKE NUKEM FOR THE WIN

[Worlds1stClone75]

@kommandojoe Haha i know! i was wondering i any1 else got it

[ArmedWithABanana]

@kommandojoe "They Live!" 8 years before DUKE--

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[lilly67100]

NOW I WANT GUM BAD

[Christopher52488]

7 years of not shitting right is terrible lol

[TheBrendanbdawg]

lol

[PREGAMELOBBY123]

Awesome video!! That girl is smokin'!!

[MrSealclubber101]

that girl has a career ahead of her!...hopefully as my personal stripper!!

[T3CHB3N]

Am I the only one that really wants some gum now?

[Ryuukazi]

@T3CHB3N Are you man enough for this FUCKIN' GUM?

[elit34]

dont watch this high fml

[boomerxxx]

Duke Nukem fail.

[dustinisadinosaur]

that was my ex girlfriend

[mysteryfailure]

all that gum must be equal to a orgasm XD

[leviwebb2]

when did UCB become so offensively unfunny? I was a fan about 12 years ago. Now it's like a fucking joke..not even the good kind. 

[MrDylanLustig]

the beggining was like a porn.

[bembry3000]

i love eating cum

i mean gum

[ctbeagan]

@bembry3000 u dun eat gum u chew it smart one LOL

[bembry3000]

@ctbeagan Don't be a jack ass man you know what I meant besides it's a comment on you tube I don't have to watch my grammar

[possessed187]

@ctbeagan actually alot of people eat it. dumb ass

[ctbeagan]

@possessed187 i didnt say anytin

[dragondust2]

@possessed187 lol wow......u should feel stupid right now

[possessed187]

@dragondust2 oh sht.. i forgot i care what you think

[yoyks]

damn shes hot

[ipwnurs]

He makes me want to chew gum...

[itsMeCodyD]

hahahahaah!!!! the big league chew part made me LOL

[KoRnholio16]

well that sucked major balls, the only reason i kept watching was cause of that chick, she was hot! clever move

[xYiazmatx]

Those alien maggots shot up my ride... AGAIN!

Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and i'm all outta gum.

Your ass, your face, whats the difference?

Rockin'.

Where is it?

Damnit.

Bitchin'

I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat.

-Duke Nukem... forever.

But not the game 'duke nukem forever', that never happened, and it shall never be spoken of again.

[usajwizz]

Bubble Tape and Big League Chew... FUCK YEAH

[AwsomeJade11]

yumm i love big league chew!

[onalaptop2]

is it supose to be funny to look at some dumb retard chewing gum?

[XXROCKBAND1]

lol juicy fruit

[JakeAyala]

there you go duke nukem

[scout78604]

everything Jason Horton does is AMAZING. he is hilarious...looks like I'm all out of asses to kick.

[scout78604]

looks like I'm all out of asses to kick...

EVERYTHING Jason Horton touches turns to gold. He's like YouTubes very own King Midas.

[madhouse221]

that line "i only came here for two things..." is from dazed and confused

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

@madhouse221 no its from they live

[colombianito7123]

duke nukem: its time to kick ass and chew buble gum... and im all out of gum

[ThirstyonThursday]

hahahaha

[circuitboardsushi]

I am laughing so hard im crying and im not even sure why

[NarutoUzumaki28]

Rofl why do you have so much gum...

why are you eating so much gum xD

[ac7491]

big league chew is THE SHIT

[MrSlick227]

@ac7491 hell ya

[c0d3w0rd]

I ACTUALLY eat gum as much as he does XD

[Kickthehorseback]

I HAVE COME HERE CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS

and I'm all out of bubblegum

[jamasianman]

The guys have a Jon Favreau vibe going on.

[shallowlife]

hehe I have come here to chew bubble gum and to kick ass.

- they live !! :D

[snakeanassnake]

awkwaaaaard

[crazycandy753]

lol

[KingKrunkmungas]

W...T...F? thats all that can be said about this...wow hilarious!

[out5tarr]

she's hot.

[xXkenny1018Xx]

yah know,before,i thought,when you swallow gum,and when you fart,you blow a bubble that comes out of your ass. LOL.

[kemeasha]

I think that girl is pretty hot xD

LOL Wtf is with the bubble gum xD

[mando558]

shes super hyper mega ultra combo hot!!!!!!!

[purzelification]

How old was she? At first, I thought she was 13 or something...

[HIMfan42069]

y do you have some much gum

[HIMfan42069]

@HIMfan42069 y are you chewing so much gum

[3worldofwarcraft]

he must like gum

[cody0653]

thats what i do befor a baseball game chew some gum and kick ass i got video TOO!!!! my channel

[uuhhhjaboa]

hahahahah dr. acula

[88wwefan]

she makes me SO horney!!!

[monstruolio]

how is this related to duke nukem?

[2pacalypse9]

yea...where's duke? thats what we're here for

[smikules]

@monstruolio - I hope you're not serious asking that question . . .

[monstruolio]

@smikules

sorry.. i was.. but don't answer if you're gonna insult me

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[justicedude97]

I LOVE that game! Duke Nukem for life!

[DeathisBeast]

baseball gum is super good. video sucked until he started chewin on that :)

[kingca11]

This is really kinda retarded...

[2055NinJA]

lol random

[boomer45joopjoop2]

i always wondered what that baseball gum looked like lol

[kirbyfan95]

that's one way to make a situation awkward.

[666leoboy666]

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[MrKman30]

subscribe

[phatcow809]

its from duke nukem faggots

[exhibitAfilms]

actually its rowdy roddy piper from they live. duke just uses his own variation

[ColdToiletSeats]

dazed and confused

[MrGenericplaya]

big league chew ftw!!!!!

[ruppster24]

I miss being 10 and having Big League Chew!

[MrFunyyy]

wtf i want gum too :(

[lintzxfaded808]

she's hot.

[ctbeagan]

@lintzxfaded808 tru tru tru tru tru.

[TheGameDude001]

@lintzxfaded808 yes, yes she is

[Optimus0316]

f*****n a******e

[DrRaker]

wtf oh oh oh oh i almost laughed NOT fucking pointless shit

[santiagocastillo95]

ESTO ES UNA MIIIEEEEERRRDDDAAAAA LA PUTA Q LOS PARIO ME DEBEN 1 MIN 50 SEG

PUTOS. xP

[flashfire320]

i hope he doesnt swallow all of that he wont shit for days or weeks

[TheBurnzyPeople]

@flashfire320 Dude if he did shit it would have been a 3 footer

[Balaczter]

D8

Now I want some bubble gum. >C

[r2n3scap3]

that was a advertisment 0.0

[gothicangelforever]

????.................WTF???

[youwhat13]

didnt understrand that in the slightest

[H00ligan93]

you havent played Duke nukem thats why :D

[tick727]

check it out its popeye

[riansirna]

Does no one know where that saying is from. Duke Nukem. The only difference is that he doesn't say i'm all out of asses to kick. he says "and i'm all out of bubble gum.

[1234momo101]

hey dont eat it all i want some

[SteelFalconFilmz1]

id wham that chick

[sheridansmith101]

weird gay stupid aand not funny

[TenaciouzDz]

I Came here to do 2 things

kick some ass

and chew some bubble gum LMAOOO

[ThorPlaysGuitar]

Erm, no one here who was born in the early 90's or before?

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum" - Duke Nukem.

Come on!!!

[FanSfilms]

i remeber that game you can go pee in it thats all i rember tho

[slatemanooyah]

I've got balls of steel!

[blowmofo22]

Lol @ parody of line from "They Live"

[darthsarth]

WTF SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK

[ralphhersheljunior]

LOL

[brostyn]

Awesome!!!

[SiRHYPHY94]

ur mom jerks it to my grandpas vids.

[kimie126]

i never know there is a bubble tape, and bubble snack..

[xXshermanaterXx]

hahahaha

[koolaid210253]

this video succs balls

[Eat420Shrooms]

i like to jerk off to this

[TheJacobjj]

ook then nice to say on youtube

[littleglonia]

and you like to eat shrooms too, huh?

[Eat420Shrooms]

of course i do i take shrooms en wait for this to turn to porn then i jerk off to it

[TheClazTube]

Yeah, your so cool saying you like to jack off to this. probably some 8 year old little bastard child.

[Likeaperv]

that girls its way too much skinnie, but damn, I find it HOT

[DaRantKid]

how did they not laugh while filming this?

[jacob11180]

prolly did like 4 retakes

[Z4rifion]

if you don't know duke nukem then it probably is 10x less funny lol xD

[jack00008]

ha! "i came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. but it looks like i'm all out of bubble gum" is a line from the sci fi film "They Live". great movie. high five, Upright Citizens Brigade.

[Doublenice1]

hubba bubba max is the best :D

the tropical punch kind :D

[bryce232323]

Big League Chew rules!!!!

[siLusPlaysHard]

NANO TITTIES

[mstl95]

hahaha :D

[gnarlyismymiddlename]

Juicy Fruit is actually one of the more better tasting gums, while simultaneously holding flavor for a long while. I myself actually prefer Triple Berry Bubble Tape by Hubba Bubba. Delicious.

[deitschman231]

i care because?

[tomandband]

lmao

[jenesse123]

wtf lol

[kenu506]

The asian chick was hot as hell. But i really want some Big League Chew now.

[PrinceHage]

She's not asian.

o___o

[soyjo85]

i don't get it *_*

[youhalfpipe]

Its a quote from "they live". except in they live he says "i have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass: and im all out of bubble gum".

[itwasreid]

And 3D Realms stole it and put it in "Duke Nukem".

Now I have a craving for gum...

[monkeybass01]

This video makes me want gum, and hot Asian chicks!

[dkeefe11111]

now i neeed big league chew

[DerKannibale]

Juicy Fruit is the best gum, period!!!!!

[jjointer]

yea, for about 10 seconds

[DerKannibale]

Well even though I happen to disagree with your assessment of the longevity of Juicy Fruit's flavor, I thank you for agreeing with me about the supremacy of Juicy Fruit's (initial) taste over "lesser" gums.

[WyrmBlaster]

REALLY? are you guys seriously fighting over gum?

[DerKannibale]

No, I am not "seriously" arguing over gum. My first post was a joke based on the fact that my favorite gum is Juicy Fruit. Then this jjointer guy said something sarcastic in order to insult Juicy Fruit. In my second comment I interpreted his comment literally for comedic effect. In the end enjoy whatever bubble gum you like.

[WyrmBlaster]

ok good, seems kinda retarted to fight over gums

[dance689]

hah this has to be the funniest comment ive ever read

[peterbf91]

This video makes me want gum.

[AdamantiumJelo]

totally

[ohotis]

They think it's from Duke Nukem?

I feel old.

[Zombiekenny]

its they live obviously. but i was answering this guys question

[Zombiekenny]

its im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all outta gum <- been playing the game non stop lately

[getcrazycrunk]

AHHHH DUKE NUKEM FTW

i cam hear to chew bubble gum and kick ass

and it looks like i'm all outta bubble gum

the song killwhitneydead uses this line in is perfect

[Loneninjaturtle]

Duke Nukem ftw!!!

[shannograms]

that really was alot of gum