Shit Russian Guys Say

[DaKingNeman]

THE LAST TAG OF VIDEO:

"Stupid Russian"

ahahahha funny just it was written by americans xD

[wickedliza503]

ahahahahahha

[FluffyUnicorn2505]

ahahaa thumbs up for bremenskie mysikanti reference!!

[Trance2579]

true russian must have zakuska after drinking vodka..

[julie261984]

Sorry but since this is a joke that's a very shallow American humor. No Russians in the video.

[mynameisnterin]

PROPAGANDA!

[bimmer318i]

I am Russian living in Canada for 15 years. A lot of my friends are recent immigrants though, and trust me you got it all wrong. Maybe 2nd-3rd generation act like this. Do me a favor and never show this video to anyone back in Russia, you'll embarrass yourself.

[darkanimefreak1510]

accurate...

[Kapo465]

Cho vi gomosekii ?

[lacorsairwench]

1:57 - DIED ! молодци!

[solomonshv]

2:15 i died at this part. love that song. the rest of the video is not that good.

[ZDude55]

I LOVE THIS MAKE A PART 2!!!!

[RussianDiva]

So true! Love all those songs~ classic!

[susanachka93]

Lmao that's kinda true! But umm wtf pochemu vse haroshenkiye malchishki v NY or wherever... :o(

[zbyh2011]

these tools barely speak Russian.

[Ivan3451000]

Pretty funny stuff, even being Russian myself

[miasmommy24]

Ya plakala ot smeha! Molodci! Prikol'no

[DaKingNeman]

Молодцы, позитивом прёт.

Haters Gonna Hate

[mrjab58]

Does anyone know the name or the lyrics of the songs they sing?

[Zilban]

This should be called "Shit Russian Faggots Do and Say"

Polnie nedonoski!. Ne smeshno i pozorno!

[MCVspishkinRIP]

Сами себя позорят и культуру, ебланы...

[VikaDX]

omg. so funny and true!

[MrBumbaclyde]

1:28 turns into russian arnold rofl

[typetronic2]

babushka - is u mommy !)))

[asder625]

tupoy pidarass!!! LMFAOO #done.

[Divdona777]

I'm Russian and this is a HUGE exaggeration of "gangster/machismo" Russian guys. Very funny though hahahahahahahahaahahaha

[Mohyl888]

I'm Russian... even if most of it is not true , it's still funny !:P .. Props for this good old songs!

[Diamondhottty]

lmaoooo.. most parts are so true..lol

[danielkarmansky]

whats the song i used to listen to it all the time

[alexanderkaplan]

вы бы хоть сняли кого-то, кто в состоянии говорить по-русски без акцента... отвратно.

[anyafalcon]

Guys, it was very good and funny. Make another one like this, but add more of the "tough Russian guys on the outside but children-like on the inside!" This stuff works! You have a great sense of humor! Great job!

[RuskayaSuka]

Soooo true haha! You guys sound like my brother -_-

[aza2414]

this is so inaccurate...

[elychka16]

😳

[balikali123]

vot ti gomik blya loh

[GlamStarky]

хм, а кое-что ну прям очень похоже. Гопота с дешевыми понтами.

[kloiten]

1:26 <3333333

[KnocksX]

It's not about the exaggerating, it's about the piss poor writing and acting.

[mmmyummy344]

@soniatv1 Jealous :)

[mmmyummy344]

Xa xa xa oi !!! This is so funny :)))))

[nickyluvspieandstuff]

1:10 i was dying on teh floor!! XD and im fuckin russian fo real.

[soniatv1]

no. just no. leave.

[chekmaria]

bullshit - бред

[eldar600]

Пацаны я не знаю кто вы..... но вы не русские. Mои русские кенты за ети галимые дебильские шутки которые вы засняли на видео и поставили Ha youtube рога подшибалибы . Конченые лохи позорите русских. Американские кончеглоты.

[ronnizamov96]

accent is so fake and bad lol, u need a real immigrant fob to play this video

[marinamahmud9]

My lube part bill kada on skasal stuck stuck e na sabacku sdel e te selna simishno

[Pearlsand]

дислайк

[runjumpdie]

Shit Niko Bellic says.

[IlyaUshar]

0:19 FUCK WHERE DID YOU GET MY MORNING SCRATCHING ROUTINE?!

[JEEPnF100]

Russian Standard is the best...

[qwertyfshag]

I want a hat like that

[RusssianRoulette]

This is bullshit

[SilvNike]

херня, дислайк

[twototwo1]

@SilvNike i thumbsed up your comment. i dont speak russian tho

[sukhoi34russia]

Fucking American Propaganda..Ha ha ha ha ha

[genelin1995]

Dancing with the dog. :D

[giovannilradice]

Dano you should have had Nu Pogodi in this vid man.

[TheDragon967]

no...they do the darnest things as well.

[fatfatat444]

I'm glad I know Russian.

[angelofthewater13]

Haha, I'm a Russian girl in the states and I constantly walk around singing those old Russian songs and once in a while I watch bremenskie muzikanti too, this is great

[tonyg2012n1]

@angelofthewater13 do you like ceryoga

[Ippolitchka]

hilarious. but i agree, i've never seen a russian guy throw up

[user7897]

This is what Russian guys are like who grew up in the US! :)

[smileymuffin8]

@user7897 The ones who cant hold down their liquor (;

[danikvsn]

I LOLd hard

[umenyanevsedoma]

this is absolute bullshit.

[rollingrock450]

lol i loved this but im russian

[MrWhite1222]

"Чем родить друзьям по белу свету ":D поржал

[fullofshitpeoplesay]

hahha...all the Russian viewers will love this along with the other parody's ...I had to add this to fullofshitpeoplesay.blogspot.c­om <<<------------- Check it out!

[seaglass19]

oh man this is so perfect!!!

[sneakyfuckingrussian]

genius



[TEHEIGOTYOU]

1:32 , I used to watch that russian cartoon when I was younger. What is the cartoon called. Does anyone know ? :(

[TurquoiseFantasy]

@TEHEIGOTYOU Бременские музыканты :)

[EmpyreanFalling]

oh my god I laughed so hard

[TYthemShoes]

im russian, and this is pretty retarded

but still funny

i like how hes always yelling at grandma lol

[neosam123]

This is hilarious. good job!

[illusha284]

Doesn't matter how fake and how dumb it is, makes my day :D

[EdwardoDavinchi]

Cousin lets go bowling!

[giovannilradice]

Dano is the freaking man. The babushka line in the beginning gets me every time. This vid is so funny. To the people saying Russians don't puke....it's the bodies natural reflex to expel the the extra alcohol that your body can't process because it already has too much. To put it quite simply....you're not drinking enough. Drink a whole bottle of vodka yourself, if you're still standing crack open a new one. Let me know how it goes. lol

[MikeAnglichanen]

Jewish Americans more like Dick heads!

[acausedusoleil]

Shit Russian Guys who came to the US 20 years ago and forgot how to speak it say.

[NarineLovesItinPink]

Lol so not true.

[13katerz]

lol BLATTTTTTTT xD

[BlueHawkPictures17]

Hey so your coming over for новый гот?

Always happens and you'd never notice it

[BlueHawkPictures17]

I'm Russian, and this was the best video ever

[karinka06]

брехня какая-то!! these aren't REAL Russians. Someone, make a better parody :)

Sincerely,

A Russian.

[Famfriass]

Men of all races say that dumb stuff.

[ivanbigbear]

love this

[leftyqwerty123]

Russians don't say "Stupid faggot"to a dog.

From Russia with love.

[Ambipath]

Звездец, это в штатах так ассимилируются?

[Evgeny8]

@Ambipath

samo smeshno chto v shatah  ruskih 0.0111111%

[vitalyy2002]

delirium!!!!!! what kind of garbage))) You come to Russia and all will see)) This is not true!

[to0muchh]

this is funny, there making fun of russian stereotypes dumb americans make up, and there speaking fluent russian

[DaCatOnTop]

@NegativeDanna haha

[DaCatOnTop]

lmao i was laughing so hard especially at blyat and idi nahui lmao u forgot suka and lohh ...all u bitches hating suck a dick

[CHEFWAFFLES]

@Boris1988Moscow Russian Immigrants that refuse to embrace American culture that is. Like my babushka :P 22 years later speaks NO english

[CHEFWAFFLES]

Plus, way to cringe when you take a shot. should be able to drink vodka like water man

[CHEFWAFFLES]

Coming from Odessa, I am not enjoying this. Try again.This is like jersey shore with a fake accent

[SupaAceGrrl]

lmaoo "want to go to my cottage house and drink?" ahaha

[kwikspik]

чота нихуя не похоже

[meowmeowgirli]

BREMENSKIE MYZIKANTI IS MY CHILDHOOD! ne chevo na sveti lydshe ne-e-ty <3

[girlinSPARKLES21]

bremenskie myzikanti is the shitt

[vitiay]

that's what russian speaking immigrants say that came to US at the age of 10. they are not really Russian at all.

[dariaaaisrussian]

lol BABUSHKA

[AlexCanadianHottie]

It's soo true we do say that

[nyk31]

hup! hup! hup! hup! hup! hup! DAVAI, DAVAI !!!

[ritathinkspink]

im sorry but my russian best friend is exactly like this ahahahaha

[awkwordInterveiws]

I'm Russian that's pretty correct :D nice job guys

[elllizaveta93]

Russian guys don't throw up.

[juli3ification]

@elllizaveta93 hells yae they do!

[efrngt1234]

well.. this guys gonna get shot

[freedomfighter13103]

2:15 he has the biggest troll face xD

[DimaKrekiey]

I don't know any Russian people that say any of this shit....except for blyad

[filin34]

2:30 правильная водка ;)

[MsMafia810]

My name's Masha...holy god I'm a panda!!!

[ElenaMusefull]

WTF...? LOL jesus f*ckin idiot trying to sound and imitate russian... give it a break guys...

[pobreisya]

guys, im sorry, but this is bullshit

hi from moscow :)

[Ilya2193]

I laughed so hard throughout this! Gotta love the singing and dancing. Good job guys.

[aceshighsays]

I miss playing durak :(

[Mosya199]

well most of it is true .. The guy in the white shirt talks normal Russian..

[MrRedWings3000]

haha love it

[ollielikesollives123]

this is dumb... not true at all.

[holaitsgaby]

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAAXA

[rooskayaLUV]

this is stupid make a video about sh*t russian girls say, and make it real, noone of that throwing up our liquor bs, cause you know better than that! :-)

[JuliusIsMe]

I'm Russian but I do have an accent in Russian. I speak perfect english.

[TwiSandra]

-ничего на свете лучше неееету)

ахаха, молодцы!

[1344Anna]

ххаха

нормально так

[HollgaPetrov]

BABUSHKA!!! XD

[NegativeDanna]

Бабушка, где мои варежки?!

[gstyz]

класно!

[dkouznetsova]

Erotic Bremenskiye Muzikanti!

[AeroVortex92]

0:44 GTA IV: "Niko!!! Want to drink?"

[Tsoma1]

Russian guys don't throw up after they drink....that's an American thing...

[TheUltimateJordan]

Молодцы, где бы вы ни были, оставайтесь русскими ;)

[VerikaCherry]

Once we understand the Russian meaning of those words!

[112puppies]

Some of this may be true we do love our guns should have had more guns

[kalkalasch]

dudes you suck. this isn't funny.

[GrapeClassic]

This is so good. hahahah

[3davidg3]

mOre like Shit that edward cullen guys say.....

[Moris88]

Why schwarzenegger accent when slapping panda?!

[russiancommando347]

3:07 you threw up water? LOL.

[Juliaarb1]

i love thiss

[TheNight98x]

and to the guy who says they do sound Russian, I was born there too and speak it regularly..Their Russian language is fine, but their Russian accent on english is terrible..

[TonicMike]

@TheNight98x Yes that is what I thought too. The way the guy says "blyad'" is fine but the english speaking is funny sounding.

[TheNight98x]

LOL Doesn't even sound full russian ;-)

[Thewhiteandorange]

0:03 is right on.

[yallgoodnamesrtaken]

sooooo inaccurate :/ and they talk in russian with an accent

PS russians dont puke. ESPECIALLY after vodka

[luruhu]

@yallgoodnamesrtaken

не надо! блюют ещё как. мой муж частенько это делал, пока пить не бросил. :)))) и ещё валяться потом у толчка и спать тоже нормальная русская тема.

[HotNicklez88]

Stupid ppl say they don't sound russian.. I am russian and, was born there.. Trust me these guys are russian and speak it fkuent

[ilyarmenia]

fuckin went Arnold Shawrcnegger on the panda



[liebeiststark]

хаха, супер!

[dashinka123]

you need to delete this like right away...... don't embarrass us...

[Thewhiteandorange]

@dashinka123

same can be said for that grammar of yours

[rjaislovee1]

this is very inaccurate

[nohatersaloud]

blllllaayyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaat...­PIIIIIIZDEETTTT: all I say when i am angry,confused, hungry, full, happy, sad, or simply have nothing to say..

[v2daizzza]

that was awful

[Tanichka3]

Lol this is horrible

[tsupron]

they dont even sound russian when they speak russian

[ruthsupernova]

@tsupron wtf? yes they do. I speak fluent Russian and i AM Russian and they definitely sound Russian.

[cskiller11229]

@tsupron Dude, they have to keep it at a level where non russians will try to understand even a little. + They are Americanized so its going to sound a little off

[fragdude]

@tsupron their russian is actually pretty clean...

[DjPetrov]

i dont act like this((((

[Minizcansuckmyxmod]

There's a Russian inside of all of us