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  • I never saw these levels before. Were they removed or are they hidden?

  • That's it...naming my first boy Wheatly.

  • 3:11

    GLaDoS: I've been reaaally busy with.. you know.. being dead.. after you MURDERED me!

    Wheatly: You did wot?

  • @ImmaAnime Wheatley's response just cracked me up right there and then.

    "You did wot?" D8>

  • @ImmaAnime its not that... he said Wut?

  • this game is just so incredible the plot and everything just wow

    and its hilarious i think she likes you, password aaaaaaa XD

  • I love it tjank u I was stuck

  • i missed the finish him button and had to pause the video and go back.

  • I think she likes you.

  • Thmbs up if you think they shouldve kept the levels the same as in this video -_-

  • @superdarktyphlosion Everything in this video is in game, just not in this order

  • Am i the only one who thinks the password is Glados?

  • I DONT WANNA FUCKIN FINISH HIM!

  • @bladeb0y85 FRIENDSHIP!

  • @UnaPinata ...

  • @bladeb0y85 Sorry,couldn't help it. Mortal Kombat ftw.

  • AAAAAA *BEEP!*

  • Wheatly at the end of the trailer just interjecting himself made me LOL.

  • I just love the fact that Valve was able to express emotion with what looks like (or IS, rather) a mechanical eyeball. XD

  • I AM A MONSTAH.

    PROUD OF IT XD

  • lol i love his voice

  • For science. You monster.

    I lol'd XD

  • can anybody reply this comment? portal 2 got only co-op? does it got online gameplaY?

  • @xanikarasl2rc solo (story) and co-op which is online and local

  • @xanikarasl2rc yes it does online gameplay and no it is not only co-op on PC you play co-op with friends on Steam that have Portal 2, Xbox - Xbox live friends that have Portal 2, PS3 - same as Xbox

  • I like it when Wheatly acts like a complete moron.

    Especially when he acts like a moron in a better voice.

    :D

  • Like this if you clicked on ForteGirl's link ^^

  • I trust Wheatley to drive my child to school everyday

  • @TheBaskiney do you know what I would say?*I'm in space*

  • glados:its you

    wheatley: you know her !?

    glados:how have you been?

    wheatly: OH.. i think she likes you

    Glados:Ive been really busy Being dead....You know...AFTER YOU MURDERED ME!

    wheatly:YOU DID WHAT?!

  • You know... Wheatley was supposed to be the most dumb core ever... but he's rather smart even for the "dumb core" (At least we know Aperture "dumb" level)

  • @karakiri97 Hey now, Aperture is full of smart. Portal gun, placeble portals, panels, fully working robots and intelligent self-thinking AI programs, all things I've never seen Black Mesa achieve. YES, Aperture is smaller but better. And they got a much larger facility, so it's cooler.

  • Wheatly, half moron, half tyrant, half robot Frankenstain.

  • @Luxai wait that makes him...

    ONE AND A HALF ROBOTS D:

  • @joejohnst94 Let's say his half side is corrupt, not neccessarily all of him... ^^

  • @TheBaskiney good luck, don't forget wheatley is in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

  • A-A-A-A-A

  • aw, wheatley, i love you. you risked dying to help me! that's so cute :3

  • In the actual game she picks you up into the air when she calls you a monster.

  • We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

  • "But I think we can put our differences behind us.For science.You monster."

    XD

  • I love the way she says "Its been a loooong time."

  • "I've been really busy, being dead. You know... after you /MURDERED/ me."

  • @FreeWeasel13 "You did what!?"

  • @David062098 i kinda new that ever since the beginning

  • @David062098 NOOOO!!!!!!! Wheatley's amazing!

  • Thumbs up if want this game

  • Turning on a flashlight is "bloody dangerous?"

    SINCE WHEN?!

    Wheatley needs to upgrade his lie-detection software...

  • HE IS A MORON!

  • @StroopwafelProducts he's not just a regular moron. He was DESIGNED to be a moron.

  • @StroopwafelProducts He's not just a moron, he's a moron designed by the greatest minds of a generation with the sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived!

  • LOL at Wheatley: "I think she likes you"

  • I fucking love the english accent, it's so relaxed and sophisticated

  • He kinda remind me to CBS Logo

  • Guys,Look at the date this video was uploaded O.o

  • this kinda classic you know? bad guy = good guy, good buy = bad guy, it is hard to believe that wheatley turn into a bad guy after he have GlaDos body, he have a sad past and a sad ending "(

  • 3:10 "Oh, I think she likes you" Lol Wheatley

  • 0:27 ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • He reminds me of An Idiot Abroad :D

  • Thumbs up if you already beat the game

  • @SourceStrike Twice. :3

  • @SourceStrike

    in ½day...

  • @SourceStrike Thrice. I have it since 5 days.

  • @o0Shinobu0o ugh the game gets lil boring after you beat it like 20 times (not exaggerating) but its still fun!!!

  • @SourceStrike I just love it to death ;P

  • @o0Shinobu0o meh 2

  • @SourceStrike Cool everyone beat the game 2 months ago to now, i had Portal 2 since March, ROFL

    First Brazilian to get it, what i can do for you?

  • @V3SGO2011 what do you mean by that?

  • @SourceStrike Was just kidding, ur comment was posted 2 months ago, and i was first Brazilian to get Portal 2, not officialy, but NOBODY in brazil beat it before me that i know ;)

  • @V3SGO2011 oh lol cool

  • Spoiler Alert] At the end when Wheatley is in space regretting being evil I genuinely felt sorry for him, I genuinely did. He was the villain but he was an awesome villain. I always found myself questioning if he was evil around the end because he just didnt sound it :P

  • @xjx2 I like to think that that him being "evil" was more due to the mainframe "corrupting" him, but not in the sense of a computer AI being corrupted, I mean like a bad influence.

  • @Metroidguy94 That's what I think too c:

  • It's fun to see that even during the beginning parts of the game, there were tiny changes made to the dialogue and the level layout.

  • Okay Look , we both said alot of things that "YOUR" going to regret??

    is it me or is that what .... O_o

  • lol good thing I played this already, what assholes spoiling it all. I still love wheatly. Simply a silly fool, and his accent/speech pattern was the greatest

  • This game is so good that you even love the enemies.

    GLaDoS is friggin funny

    Wheatley is hilarous

    and the turrets makes me lol every time.

  • SPOILER ALERT

    If they let him keep running the facility,portal's test's would SUCK.

  • Wheatley is so cute!

  • After that he did i hate him,just that end made him a bit better for me(last scene).

  • Spiler alert:

    I had a twitch of satisfaction at the end of the game. I think he'd rather die.

  • "Ok, who turned off all the lights? Ok, I have an idea, but it's bloody dangerous... AHH!"

  • Wheatly is baaaaaaaaad

  • Is he British or Australian?

  • @MegaSnow22

    Brittish.

    The actor is named Stephen Merchant, and is born in Bristol, england.

  • Yay, Intelligence Core got a personality now :D

  • Is this REAL gameplay?

  • You did WHAT!!!!????!!!!????

  • wait the CAKE CORE?!

    OMG i loved that core!

    And now he will talk to me!

    Gaaaahh i want this game so badly

    I wonder if he will mention the cake recipee through the game

  • Ive been really busy Being dead....You know...AFTER YOU MURDERED ME! "You did what?!"

  • @chrisalex5498 i love it when he says that xD

  • LOL passward was Probly Aperture

  • @chrisalex5498 or cakecake

  • :D ...after you MURDERED ME! - You did WHAT?!?! :D:D Laughing&Crying! :D

  • when does this come out

  • @josejosedragon it comes out in 20 hours

  • I heard they fired the original voice actor for wheatly

  • 5 bucks that wheatly is gonna get killed -.- ..there is no other way

  • I CAN"T WAIT!!!!!

  • Is Wheatley Steven Merchant?

  • @shan0161 yes

  • is this the same guy who did the voice of that guy in the glasses in assasins creed 2 and brotherhood?

  • whats up with videogame companies with orbs with one eye and british accents

  • "It's been a long time..."

    "I think she likes you"

    XD

  • lol i got a portal ad for a portal vid =D

  • "You did WHUT?!"

  • I have a feeling I'll be watching the turrets being assembled for like two or three hours...

  • we've both said things you're going to regret.

  • @TheNonsubscribable That line itself causes me to squint at her with an angry and wary eye.

  • OMG ITS THE CAKE ORB

  • I love Stephen Merchant. Can't wait for this game

  • I think he's gong to die, By the one time he thinks doing somthing it won't kill, him and actually does...

  • I hope there are going to be other talking personality cores

  • why do i have a feeling wheatley

    will die.

    betray us.

    or we will have to kill him.

  • 'we both said a lot of things your going to regret' haha, where have i heard that before...

  • I like the way GlaDOS says "after you MURDERED me!!

  • I prefer this voice to his old one.

  • weathley is the worst hacker ever :P

  • I liked Wheatley's old voice better (see the Wheatley Trailer vid).

  • If Aperture Science shut down all those years ago, who's supplying them the parts the factory is making turrets out of at 1:28? MST3K mantra comes into play, I guess...

  • ok i am confused are you a human in portal or a robot

  • @link64231 human for solo campaign and robot for co-op

  • At least Wheatley seems like the only sane character in Portal...

  • God he reminds me of the moniter from halo

  • Wheatley will end up being killed by one of the things they told him not to do...I can see it happening!

  • since stephen merchant is voicing wheatly they should have ricky gervais voice a personality sphere too, and have Karl Pilkington be a square personality thing, and have Ricky and Stephen make fun of him for being square

  • We should put our diffrences behind us, for science.... You monster.

  • Is it just me or is Wheatly extremely annoying? He ruins the atmosphere when GLaDOS speaks to me -_-

  • @BigBossTOG Wheatley is awesome. He makes this game so much more fun imo :3 

  • Password:

    "AAAAAA" ----> Meeeeeek

    "AAAAAB" ----> Meeeeeek

    Somehow it gives me the feeling that since the password has 6 digits, it's gotta be "GLADOS"

  • Wheatley is voiced by Stephen Merchant?! Well that's another reason to get it I suppose!

  • @0djin Just what i though! Funny if theres an easter egg in game about Karl Pilkington.

  • @DreamAway55 he better be singing the end credits song!

  • does the robot actually sound like that or is machinima tryin to be funny?

  • Man, why do they always let the cool people, or, robots with british accents die... Well it's not confirmed but it's pretty obvious.

  • "OK, look, we've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret." <- lol'd.

  • What is Wheatley saying at 1:34?

  • @megacaviagek: "Oh, nicely done." -referring to Chell's jump.

  • @dogman15 I mean after that... Something with: Oh love em... The way they look...

  • @megacaviagek: "Oh (groan) I tell ya... Cute, ah, love 'em, just - that very look. It's great. And they're/their silkworm... (something) colorful..."

    That's what I got. I think he's talking about the other robot parts in the factory.

  • @megacaviagek

    "Oh, I tell you, humans! Aw, love em! Just, the way they look, it's great, and their...folklore! (Something) colorful"

    I think that's what he said, not sure about the "colorful" part

    I'm English and I find it hard to understand Stephen tbh.

  • i play a ps3 and i am GETING THIS GAME :D

  • "No! Not a problem! I can stop it! I can just hack it! A, A, A, A, A, A, A... A! No? Not it? Okay... A, A, A, A, A, A, A, C! No? Okay, let's try B. You better start writing these down! Do you have a pen?" hahaha wheatley

  • waiit....wheatley soundds like david tennant....?

  • @Gobbikins Or Ricky Gervais

  • Do you still wanna cake ?

  • I have a feeling that wheatly is the ratman

  • @CrucialQuilava Why? :( I dont like sad endings

  • @CrucialQuilava Its valve, they are known for surprising us

  • @CrucialQuilava *SPOILER ALERT*

    Wheatly turns evil and takes over GLaDOS's body and tries to kill you. Then you shoot him into space.

  • @CrucialQuilava he comes back later on

  • @CrucialQuilava Lo and behold, he did.

  • @CrucialQuilava You fucking spoiler arses. That's arsey.

  • @CrucialQuilava have you beaten the game already?he does

  • words can not explain how excited i am for this game to come out...

  • 1:09 I THINK I SAW MY WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE

  • Its geting Relased in April

  • lol if you listin to it with skull candy headphones (which r the best) its pretty hillarious

  • I liked the old voice better.

  • OMG REACH ONLY JUST COME OUT NO I NEED TO GET IT NOWWWW

  • Did anyone notice 3:39?

    For PC, Playstation 3, XBOX 360, and OS X.

    Why is it coming out for the Playstation 3? I thought they were against that.... oh well. It's just news to me.

  • Sony bribed Valve. Although they still hate the PS3

  • Goddamn!Glados voice still creaping me up!

  • Wow, doesn't look like the first trailer for Portal 2. This actually looks really good.

  • The engine looks too catroon-y. valve's lost touchv with reality through L4D's and TF2's modifications

  • wheatly's old voice was better, sounded more comical but made him more interesting

  • I thought i could play as Wheatley when I saw the title

  • @PuReH4TRED oh yeah bro ur that fuckin stupid that u think ur guna be playin as sum sphere hangin on a line in the whole game ok ok ok... bro

  • @Rufuzz2

    Woah, a little aggressive...calm down "bro"