I for one can vouch for adalbertomodesusa because I am a christian too. Christianity is man trying to get to heaven by being good, going to church, ext. Christianity is the exact opposite of that. It teaches that you cannot enter heaven because we are all sinners and God cannot allow sin into heaven. We all deserve hell but God loves us enough to give us a way to avoid hell and that is confessing Jesus Christ as Lord and believing in Him. "It is appointed man once to die them the judgment"
oh and i really hope the fanatic religious people leaving comments are kidding, live your life the way you want not by the word of some man that may not even exist. Just have fun and live because you dont want to die with regrets of not doing something or going somewhere. oh and chuck norris would win in a fight anyway lol
Boy, if you had a clue what you are doing....Making fun of the Lord Jesus Chirst like that..... If was not for the infinite mercy of God, you would be done in a second. But, because Jesus is so loving and understanding.....Much more than we can imagine. I hope and pray you repent and be forgiven before it's too late. Jesus loves you.
@nocluex Hi Noclue. Thanks for taking the time to respond to my comment. I'm not a fanatic religious, as a matter of a fact, I'm very far away from being religious. I'm only Christian!, and as a Christian, I should honor the Lord Jesus Christ, because He is Holy. Mocking the Lord like that is a very serious offense, and I'm only alerting this guy and everyone else that reads this. No religion, no fanaticism, only honoring the name of the Lord. May the peace of the Lord reaches you today! :)
@nocluex Hi. Of course I know it's a joke! There is where the problem is. God is HOLY, and we shouldn't ever play with His holiness. It is a very serious offense to our God almighty when He is put in a situation of disrespect, mocking his holy Spirit like that. In Galatians 6:7, the Bible says: "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. " As you see, is not me trying to be a religious freak, which I'm not. Just being plain Christian! God bless!
@adalbertomodesusa How bout you shut the fuck up, and if you find this offensive, even though you know its a joke, don't watch it? Just by the way, to me you sound like a fanatic trying to convert everyone who doesn't believe god is real...
@Edgvilified Hi mate, I don't find it offensive at all! I'm not a fanatic trying anything! I'm just a Christian, and as of, I should tell everyone about the salvation that is within our Lord Jesus Christ. That's it. You should just thing a bit more about God, and what is He, and why so many people talk about this Jesus Christ. God loves you, my friend. He really does! :)
@Edgvilified Well, I agree with you, yes, I'm a very, VERY strong believer. But my faith is NOT in any religion or man made fairy tales. My faith is in the Lord Jesus Christ, the one and only!
i myself am not a believer, but think that any many can believe in what ever makes them happy, aslong as the do not try to force their views and beliefs on other people, i do not mind them. several people i know are religious
This guy is better than Justin beiber like 10,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
The average length is 5 and 1/2 inchs, and finally the average penis length of a man who googles average penis length is 3 and 1/2 inches." HAHA so true.
"if 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese, what are the odds the a man chosen at random spends his freetime and meantime while on his knees?" hahahah lmfao favee line of any song ever!
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there are 4 jonas brothers dont ask me how i know because i dont my little sister watches them and said there gay but that would make 25% of them diabetic. and 3 gay and 1 bisexuall
obviously im going to spell everything right if its words that i use all the time but i didnt punctuate or use upper case letters because thats just a waste of time people can still read what i wrote with no periods and proper punctuation
I don't get the ADHD joke can some explain it to my dumb ass
RoTTeNxTaiNt 2 months ago
i dont wanna do 13 year old IN MY HEAD i am 13 loli want to actully do Lol
SAMMYCOisDAVE 3 months ago
@CameronQuinn01 and @skinnyman88 it's a joke... Durrr
KnightRider369 7 months ago
Bo's name is really Bobby Johnson. Google it. The "Burnham" is a stage name
KnightRider369 8 months ago
@KnightRider369
No it isn't...
Skinnyman88 7 months ago
@KnightRider369 no... his real name is Robert Burnham
CameronQuinn01 7 months ago
@KnightRider369 idiot
cptmuska 3 weeks ago
how old are you?
EoighinM82 9 months ago
what a Joker
brasandm22792 9 months ago
LOL 3:59
WEARETHETRUEONES 9 months ago
4 people arnt gay for jesus and hate new math
MalakiChavannes 10 months ago
@nibaa44 I agree
sienna123isawesome 1 year ago
bo burnham is awesome!
nibaa44 1 year ago
I for one can vouch for adalbertomodesusa because I am a christian too. Christianity is man trying to get to heaven by being good, going to church, ext. Christianity is the exact opposite of that. It teaches that you cannot enter heaven because we are all sinners and God cannot allow sin into heaven. We all deserve hell but God loves us enough to give us a way to avoid hell and that is confessing Jesus Christ as Lord and believing in Him. "It is appointed man once to die them the judgment"
halterman1944 1 year ago
lol the audience didnt get most of the new math jokes
Davidwilson1212 1 year ago 6
I think God has a humor and is laughing at you all takeing the bible way to literal...just sayin
TravisWells720 1 year ago 4
I like it but the gay for jesus is an obivous south park rip-off from cartman's band faith plus one.
MrScuba1985 1 year ago
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kuhn5251 1 year ago
oh and i really hope the fanatic religious people leaving comments are kidding, live your life the way you want not by the word of some man that may not even exist. Just have fun and live because you dont want to die with regrets of not doing something or going somewhere. oh and chuck norris would win in a fight anyway lol
Captaincanawsowme 1 year ago
i like this because i think religion (yes all of them) are just money making schemes :) just my opinion
Captaincanawsowme 1 year ago
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Boy, if you had a clue what you are doing....Making fun of the Lord Jesus Chirst like that..... If was not for the infinite mercy of God, you would be done in a second. But, because Jesus is so loving and understanding.....Much more than we can imagine. I hope and pray you repent and be forgiven before it's too late. Jesus loves you.
adalbertomodesusa 1 year ago
@adalbertomodesusa LOL Religious fanatic. Hope you rot in the ground.
nocluex 1 year ago
@nocluex Hi Noclue. Thanks for taking the time to respond to my comment. I'm not a fanatic religious, as a matter of a fact, I'm very far away from being religious. I'm only Christian!, and as a Christian, I should honor the Lord Jesus Christ, because He is Holy. Mocking the Lord like that is a very serious offense, and I'm only alerting this guy and everyone else that reads this. No religion, no fanaticism, only honoring the name of the Lord. May the peace of the Lord reaches you today! :)
adalbertomodesusa 1 year ago
@adalbertomodesusa you realize its a joke though. for kicks and giggles.
nocluex 1 year ago
@nocluex Hi. Of course I know it's a joke! There is where the problem is. God is HOLY, and we shouldn't ever play with His holiness. It is a very serious offense to our God almighty when He is put in a situation of disrespect, mocking his holy Spirit like that. In Galatians 6:7, the Bible says: "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. " As you see, is not me trying to be a religious freak, which I'm not. Just being plain Christian! God bless!
adalbertomodesusa 1 year ago
@adalbertomodesusa How bout you shut the fuck up, and if you find this offensive, even though you know its a joke, don't watch it? Just by the way, to me you sound like a fanatic trying to convert everyone who doesn't believe god is real...
Edgvilified 1 year ago
@Edgvilified Hi mate, I don't find it offensive at all! I'm not a fanatic trying anything! I'm just a Christian, and as of, I should tell everyone about the salvation that is within our Lord Jesus Christ. That's it. You should just thing a bit more about God, and what is He, and why so many people talk about this Jesus Christ. God loves you, my friend. He really does! :)
adalbertomodesusa 1 year ago
@adalbertomodesusa Sorry. But you just completely contradicted yourself. If anything you are not a fanatic but a very, VERY strong believer...
Edgvilified 1 year ago
@Edgvilified Well, I agree with you, yes, I'm a very, VERY strong believer. But my faith is NOT in any religion or man made fairy tales. My faith is in the Lord Jesus Christ, the one and only!
adalbertomodesusa 1 year ago
@adalbertomodesusa
i myself am not a believer, but think that any many can believe in what ever makes them happy, aslong as the do not try to force their views and beliefs on other people, i do not mind them. several people i know are religious
richtea345 1 year ago
4 ppl dont know math
PoppaSmacka 1 year ago
4 people are jewish so fare
bandroadie1 1 year ago
Not since Sixth Form has a young man made me laugh so much!
Mojosbigstick 1 year ago
This guy is better than Justin beiber like 10,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better:)
BobbyRossRacing93 1 year ago 2
@BobbyRossRacing93 thumbs up if u think this guy missed a few billion 0's
MrShahinx 1 year ago 5
@MrShahinx lol thanx
BobbyRossRacing93 1 year ago
@BobbyRossRacing93 ur welcome :p
MrShahinx 1 year ago
FIRST
PreyeEEEE 1 year ago
@PreyeEEEE lol fail
ShufflerFacey 1 year ago
but its not about lust, i dont wanna nail him. that was a forward thrust... so fuckin funny
bagel4281 1 year ago
@bagel4281 poor word choice, not forward thrust
3DGsmoshlovers 1 year ago
"I was thrilled when he came out." lol BEST LINE EVER!
ArcEnCielFier 1 year ago
The average length is 5 and 1/2 inchs, and finally the average penis length of a man who googles average penis length is 3 and 1/2 inches." HAHA so true.
KnightQuest1 1 year ago 3
What If Math Was Like That?
BAILEYxTENDO 1 year ago 3
20 percent of the jackson 5 are DEAD
fishaddock 1 year ago
Sry auto correct I meant sense
chocolateluver117 1 year ago
@jsmoore01 well he's won another title sinsemilla he wrote the song originally
chocolateluver117 1 year ago
This joke was made on southpark already kinda. Still kinda creative. Keep trying.
kirbycon2 1 year ago
"if 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese, what are the odds the a man chosen at random spends his freetime and meantime while on his knees?" hahahah lmfao favee line of any song ever!
xoariahheartmusicxo 1 year ago 4
meal time*
ThomasKetner 1 year ago
@xoariahheartmusicxo. it's mealtime. cause chinese people eat on their knees. but i agree. hahah
abstrakt540 1 year ago
hes gay? -,-
BloodStoneRaiders 1 year ago
i like how his first video said 2 ballls - 1 = 6 titles and this one ways 7 :D
jsmoore01 1 year ago
was this after MJ died
RazorRomsLPChannel 1 year ago
@RazorRomsLPChannel
Obviously.
lebbo88 1 year ago
u are fuckin retarded
NickLoggins913 1 year ago
@RazorRomsLPChannel. You're a dumbass for asking that.
abstrakt540 1 year ago
Does anyone notice how he reasons with them after the the Michael J. Fox joke? XD I know I know I know... It's effin hilarious.
jdogandwhitebread 1 year ago
"it's not about lust I don't wanna nail him that was a poor word choice" best line
JCampbell310 1 year ago
If they're under 13, just do them in your head.
HippieGuitarBoy 2 years ago 10
What's he say?
One out of 44 presidents...?
h3lblad3 2 years ago
can dunk
pepperbell616 2 years ago 2
one out of 44 presidents can dunk =)
Hauris 2 years ago 2
"one out of 44 presidents can DUNK"
danideex3 1 year ago
its pretty amazing how he can write lyrics like this.
alwaysblinkin182 2 years ago
he should play new math slower, its too thought provoking haha
Nick964 2 years ago
anywhoozle
AvalaDemson 2 years ago
Make way for the closeted gay nazi man.
hnyoung 2 years ago 8
<3 <3 <3
elsjesweeney 2 years ago 3
that guy is fantastic...^^
mysteriousmonocerus 2 years ago 8
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there are 4 jonas brothers dont ask me how i know because i dont my little sister watches them and said there gay but that would make 25% of them diabetic. and 3 gay and 1 bisexuall
michaelgeraghty365 2 years ago
dudde this guyy iss THE BEST
TheLildude47 2 years ago 64
i love him way too much
omgcrayonz 2 years ago 9
BO BURNHAMS GOD
FUCKYALLLLLL
LeeCraigen 2 years ago 4
what does he say at 2:22, after the "but those particular pages might be stuck together" part ?
3DGsmoshlovers 2 years ago
he says "from the little bit of sinning i did last night" lol
0ObrighteyesOo 2 years ago
He says "From the little bit of sinnin' i did last night"
darkfry83 2 years ago
he says after the sinning i did last night.
JackDePancake 2 years ago
for real?
batterieboy 2 years ago
From the little bit of sin i did last night.
huff22 2 years ago 6
I think I'm going to the chi-town one.
xXFREEPOKEMONXx 2 years ago
100% of the jonas brothers are homosexual
slayerdiciple666 2 years ago 8
You'r going 2 hell my friend HAHA!!! Love it :D
hodgy1992 2 years ago
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10ovhearts 2 years ago
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10ovhearts 2 years ago
Your awesome...they suck...end of discussion o.O
Killstuffyeah 2 years ago
its youtube only a nerd would take time to perfectly spell and punctuate every word...
RcUniverseGuy 2 years ago
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10ovhearts 2 years ago
obviously im going to spell everything right if its words that i use all the time but i didnt punctuate or use upper case letters because thats just a waste of time people can still read what i wrote with no periods and proper punctuation
MoRRisoNRisiN 2 years ago 3
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wow u suck its a waste of time thats like puting a period at the end when u text...............POINTLESS ur a total virgin
lilant94012 1 year ago
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10ovhearts 2 years ago
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Or your just a fucking retard
mcshorty1993 2 years ago
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10ovhearts 2 years ago
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You don't have OCD... you're just a fucking retard
Envy949 2 years ago
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10ovhearts 2 years ago
He's talking about the band and there are 3 in the band
mcshorty1993 2 years ago
ok we dont give a fuck jonas brothers are all gay
RcUniverseGuy 2 years ago 3
jonas brothers suck and are gay, and of discussion
bleachbeech1 2 years ago 46
@bleachbeech1 Haha and of discussion...you kids...I swear...
mannequin0909 11 months ago
@mannequin0909 SoRrY, I ArE OnLy HuManZor
bleachbeech1 11 months ago
LOL! I'm so glad you made that comment>> U TOTALLY 1UP'D HIM HAHAHAHAAAA.
TheTampTalks 1 year ago
thanks for uploading these
Tuber871 2 years ago 3
yay you are my hero! I was so sad that I didn't record this part during the show, it was my fav :D
blvdofbroknteeth 2 years ago 3
If you were the one that he pointed at during high school party then yes I was sitting right next to you! Lol
ottrpottr 2 years ago 3
heeeey i heard my laugh xD god he was so funny! i think i must've been sitting right next to you or something hahahaah
danideex3 2 years ago